* Posts by ecofeco

8240 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Jul 2010

Neo4j has this great IDE-a: How about we stuff all our graph workspace, database, algorithms and visualisation wizardry in one place?

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Re: How original!

I got that. Thanks.

My point still stands.

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How original!

Using computers to organize and interpret data into easy to understand visual graphs!

Why didn't someone think of this before?

/s

Seriously, why the hell isn't this done more often? Isn't this one of the core reasons for computers existence?

OK brainiacs, we've got an IT cold case for you: Fatal disk errors on an Amiga 4000 with 600MB external SCSI unless the clock app is... just so

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The root of the problem

SCSI

Is was never all that reliable on any system. The most common was termination in the chain issues. This would throw disk errors all day long. And there was never any reliable or logical fix for it.

My best guess is a certain signal was being sent when the clock was set "just so" that temporarily resolved it. But that was SCSI for you. Not even joking when I say getting them to work reliably was damn near witchcraft.

Don't even get me started on ZIP drives.

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Re: The SCSI implementation on the Amiga was badly broken.

SCSI was never all that reliable on any machine.

Ransomware scumbags leak Boeing, Lockheed Martin, SpaceX documents after contractor refuses to pay

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I'm not getting all your downvotes.

Visser is obviously at fault there.

New IBM CEO Arvind Krishna says hybrid cloud will be bigger than mainframes, services, middleware

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Good luck with that

I wouldn't trust IBM to walk my dog.

COBOL-coding volunteers sought as slammed mainframes slow New Jersey's coronavirus response

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FAIL

Volunteers?

I think I've hurt myself laughing.

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Re: New Jersey is a Financial Train Wreck

This. Their computer problem is only a symptom of their real problems

Come to GoDaddy: 12 million domains – from .biz to .nyc – acquired from Neustar amid promises of lower prices

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There is nothing, NOTHING to like about GoDaddy.

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"Godaddy have no credibility"

Coulda stopped right there.

Cisco rations VPNs for staff as strain of 100,000+ home workers hits its network

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Re: Webex

One can dream, but don't hold your breath.

Boeing 787s must be turned off and on every 51 days to prevent 'misleading data' being shown to pilots

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Are you effing kidding me?!

Oh FFS.

BT providing free meals to coax its healthy customer support staff back into office as calls rocket amid pandemic

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Facepalm

One would think

Why, it's almost like offshoring has a major flaw.

Official: Office 365 Personal, Home axed next month... and replaced by Microsoft 365 cloud subscriptions

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O365 was a giant step backwards.

While it resolved the inbox limit by putting storage in data centers, it broke so many user tools that it is now harder to use.

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Told ya

A few of us have tried to tell everyone that MS is moving to all subscription, but nope, nobody believed us.

What happens when the maintainer of a JS library downloaded 26m times a week goes to prison for killing someone with a motorbike? Core-js just found out

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Re: No updates for 18 months? MONTHS?????

Not enough upvotes.

Instagram, YouTube 'iron man' marketer first to be nabbed by Feds cracking down on fake coronavirus web cures

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Obnoxious fitness jock?

Not as smart as he thought he was?

Shocked I tell you.

'Azure appears to be full': UK punters complain of capacity issues on Microsoft's cloud

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I NEVER tired of saying it

How's that cloud thing working for ya?

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Re: Cloud.

Some of us have been saying this for years.

I see some MS tool downvoted you.

Microsoft brings K8s Security Center out of preview, replaces CoreOS Container Linux with Flatcar

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Azure as system mananger

Having just seen an Azure managed Windows 10 corporate system in action, all I can say is... don't go there.

But of course, what choice will we have?

The shelves may be empty, but the disk is full: Not even Linux can resist the bork at times

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Re: LILO ?

Competent tech support costs money. Money that would deprive the executives of their accustomed and god given right to their lifestyles.

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Re: This can't be Linux

Nor old age combined with ancient machines.

If this version is that old, think about how old the box is that's running it.

Your Agile-built IT platform was 'terrible', Co-Op Insurance chief complained to High Court

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Re: Erm

Agile is garbage no matter what circumstance.

All roads lead to Bork in Kansas as Windows puts on a show for motorists

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Little known historical fact

The Spanish Flu actually originated in Kansas.

Captain Caveman rides to the rescue, solves a prickly PowerPoint problem with a magical solution

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Ah Power Point 3

My first regular PC jobs were making slides in Power Point 3 (Win 3.5), Genigraphics (remember them? Dedicated consoles late 80s-early 90s) and Harvard Graphics (DOS 5)!

Targa cards (and the like, and there weren't many makers in those days) were the only way to get the image to the cameras.

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Re: Called by the head of the dealing floor

There are a LOT of egos and not enough practical knowledge in helpdesk at all levels.

I know. It's my world.

Yet somehow the less knowledgeable remain while the experienced are fired.

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Re: Designated Whipping Boy

Been there, got the scars.

Now I always know to ask a LOT of questions these days and update my ticket FIRST.

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Re: Key workers

Well said and sadly too true.

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Re: Yesterday

Too bad the boss will eventually fire some of them.

Very rarely is heroics rewarded these days. Very often, it is punished for making the boss look bad.

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Re: Everyone is working - Except the boss

Reminds me of a recurring call for a PC that was failing. I'd come out fix it and double check it and a few days later it failed again.

On the third call out I was asked to come earlier than usual. This is when I notice the A/C was not running at the time, though had been the previous times. In the middle of summer. A very hot summer (as they normally are here)

I instantly realized what the problem was. The client actually wanted to argue that heat was not the problem.

Oddly, I did not have to go out a 4th time and learned they were no longer having problems.

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Re: My word...

All the way through the earth to India.

Surge in home working highlights Microsoft licensing issue: If you are not on subscription, working remotely is a premium feature

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Home PC accessing the corporate network? Hell no!

I haven't worked anywhere in the last 5 years that allowed a home PC to access the corporate network. Not even for the executives.

IBM puts 1,248 frontline techies at risk of redundo, warns of data centre closures

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Never work for IBM

Unless you have no other choice, never work for IBM.

Microsoft Teams usage jumps to 32, no, 44 million as Windows-slinger platform slides onto home workers' PCs

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The only thing I lilke about Teams

It's far better than Jabber.

I've not used Slack so can't compare to it.

Anyone got preference these days? Every place I've been for the last 3 years has used Teams.

Bad news: Coronavirus is spreading rapidly across the world. Good news: Nitrogen dioxide levels are decreasing and the air on Earth is cleaner

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I don't about seeing the bottom but seeing fish again has been confirmed.

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It's been dramatic

The difference has been insanely dramatic!

Azure admins' cold sweat likely caused by a 'isolated' power problems that browned out West Central USA region

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I never get tired of saying this

How's that cloud thing working for ya?

Avast's AntiTrack promised to protect your privacy. Instead, it opened you to miscreant-in-the-middle snooping

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Avast?

They lost the plot years ago.

Post Office burned £100m in UK taxpayer cash on Horizon IT scandal legal fees, MPs told

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Exactly.

Not wearing the right school tie or speak fluent country club and picked the right parents? Yer fooked.

Grab a towel and pour yourself a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster because The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is 42

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It appears 3 people did not get the joke. Probably from the other ship.

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God I'm old

Don't panic!

Chips that pass in the night: How risky is RISC-V to Arm, Intel and the others? Very

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Great comments!

Excellent comments. I've learned a lot today. Cheers to all.

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It still affected didn't it? Honest question. I only vaguely remember.

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Re: Softbanks brilliantly timed investment?

The Softbank jab was a joke about thier late to the party buyouts.

Former US Homeland Security Inspector General accused of stealing govt code and trying to resell it to... the US govt

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Re: When force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi Mom!

whoa

That brings back memories.

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American capitalism and security

Summed up quite neatly...

...it's all bullshit.

Don't be fooled, experts warn, America's anti-child-abuse EARN IT Act could burn encryption to the ground

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Now that's damn interesting.

Sadly, the web has brought a whole new meaning to the phrase 'nothing is true; everything is permitted'

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Re: What? They've been lying to us?

It's obvious none of you can read Sanskrit. The Sumarians told us 20,000 years ago. But we never learn.

Our 'solution is killing us in a number of areas' IBM said about doomed £175m Co-Op Insurance project

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IBM can no longer compete

Flat out, IBM's numerous failures are incredible. Why do companies still choose them for anything?

While hype merchants push chatbots, CIOs are saving up pennies while expecting a recession, reckons study

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Re: Chat bots

Isn't that most companies these days?