* Posts by ecofeco

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Broadcom CEO pay award jumps 164% to $160.8 million

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Pirate

And there you have it

The real machinations behind the VMWare debacle.

Security is hard because it has to be right all the time? Yeah, like everything else

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Re: The biggest flaw

A LOT of this out there.

We'd love to enforce policy, but we'd get fired.

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Re: Thank you Larry!

I don't get your 3 downvotes for telling the truth.

So have my upvote.

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Re: You can only

I'll have to stop you at end users.

You are correct. Now try to get everyone on board. Now try to get the top executives to follow the rules.

Yeah. Not happening.

I don't think I've ever worked anywhere that wasn't held together on bailing wire, duct tape and a wish and a prayer, with even the admins being scary slack.

And then there are the vendors. God save us from the vendors. Of which we have no control over, yet get the blame for their mistakes.

FAA gives Boeing 90 days to fix serious safety shortcomings found in report

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Re: Safety culture from the top down...

I think I have a few dozens of merit badges from those!

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That's mighty generous.

I'd give them 9 minutes. Tops.

Uncle Sam tells nosy nations to keep their hands off Americans' personal data

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Re: Stop banning the sale of data.

Exactly. Full stop.

ALL personal data should never be sold. Shouldn't even be collected except for banking (holding my nose on that one) and medical.

The world does not need to know which hand we wipes our arses with.

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Facepalm

They what?!

How was this ever allowed in the first place?!

Oh wait. Money. Never mind.

What is GitHub Copilot Enterprise? You and your org just might find out firsthand

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We are so screwed

Obvious disaster in 3,2,1...

Pimp My Code!

Apple's Titan(ic) iCar project is dead as self-driving dream fails to materialize

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Facepalm

Thank god they failed

Car makers are bad enough at making overpriced crap products, but letting computer companies try to makes cars is insanity.

Have you SEEN the state of tech industry? God help us all.

Fox News 'hacker' turns out to be journalist whose lawyers say was doing his job

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How have I missed this?

Thanks Interent stranger!

Broadcom builds a SASE out of VMware VeloCloud and Symantec

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Re: if they do to VMware what they did to Symantec

You have to ask AND wonder?

Of course they'll nerk it up.

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FAIL

VMware VeloCloud SASE, Secured by Symantec

What a long winded way of saying bollocks.

Texas judge turns out the lights on federal survey of cryptominers' energy consumption

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Mushroom

As the World Burns

What better way to celebrate the end of world than by creating nothing of real value and as a bonus, also contributes to the very demise in every way!

Ingenious I tell you! Bloody damn brilliant!

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be coders, Jensen Huang warns

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Beggars in Spain.

By Nancy Kress

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Seems like a complete shit show now.

So of course they will make it worse.

Microsoft's February Windows 11 security update unravels at 96% for some users

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FAIL

Yep

Run into this one a lot in the past 10 days.

Data watchdog tells off outsourcing giant for scanning staff biometrics despite 'power imbalance'

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Mushroom

All the cool kids are doing it!

https://www.wired.com/story/facial-recognition-vending-machine-error-investigation/

Canada-based University of Waterloo is racing to remove M&M-branded smart vending machines from campus after outraged students discovered the machines were covertly collecting face recognition data without their consent.

Dell promises 'every PC is going to be an AI PC' whether you like it or not

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Tech douche bros always gonna tech douche bro.

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Big Brother

Re: @Jason Bloomberg - The public doesn't care.

This.

The public still barely knows to how use the most basic functions of their PCs.

The hype machine, however, is operating at full capacity. And it's strictly pump and dump like it always is.

Manufactured consent. As always.

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The whole world has literally gone mad in almost every way.

I mean, history says it always was, but there is no longer any excuse for it.

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Big Brother

Goodbye Dell

For me that's the death knell for Dell.

I do NOT need MORE Big Brother in my life and nor does anyone else. I already spent far too much time turning off all the telemetry crap with Windows alone. And then the mfg's crap that comes with each new PC.

More? Piss right off. The whole goddamn point of the PC was to be independent of the mainframe.

Japanese Yakuza boss charged with nuclear trafficking by the US

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Interpol is just an information exchange.

Yes. Exactly. But I would not say, just. It's bit more than "just" a clearinghouse for wanted posters.

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Re: Rut roh

I see five people have the same grasp of the gravity of this disaster as the gangster did.

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Rut roh

He's gone for life.

But so is anyone even remotely involved with this. He'll get off with just a prison sentence. His cohorts will probably just disappear in "accidents". Interpol takes a very dim view of this as well.

And the relevant Japanes government agencies are also in deep, deep shit. Mt. Fuji level of deep shit. Keep an eye out for many changes and odd stories of the Japanese government in the future.

The U.S. does not, repeat, DOES NOT fuck around with nuclear weapons shenanigans. Just ask those 6 dead airman the last time a nuclear weapon was accidentally sent to another base just within the U.S. Accidental deaths, of course. Their COs were lucky to live. That little mistake cost a LOT of people their jobs and retirements.

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Mushroom

Re: "weapons-grade plutonium"

It doesn't have to usable in a weapon at all to serve as a baseline reference for refining and research.

Which is still a very, very, very bad thing.

AI comes for jobs at studio of American filmmaker Tyler Perry

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Re: And....

The American movie industry hasn't had artistic credentials for half a century.

Work for you? Again? After you lied about the job and stole my stuff? No thanks

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Not just evil but a common occurrence.

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I prefer to toss them a sack of rocks, but a spade is thoughtful as well.

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Oh yes

Several times.

I said no each time no matter how badly I needed the money.

Some bridges SHOULD be burned.

Gelsinger splits Intel in two to advance foundry vision

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I'm shocked their is corporate espionage in this establishments! Sergeant, round up of the usual suspects!

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Re: A bold vision

Well that's pretty much any large corporation these days.

"Silo-ing" has been the crippling reason for the fall of many great corporations. Some from their top spot, some all the way to oblivion.

Amazon hopes to avoid labor regulation by simply abolishing national watchdogs

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Re: Who's next?

The GOP have been trying to abolish every regulatory agency for decades.

What's next? Everything is next.

Boss at one of Microsoft's largest resellers quits, admits secret share deals

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Re: Woah there !

But he was special! Just ask him!

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It's Mudd all the way down.

Windows 11 users herded toward 23H2 via automatic upgrade

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Re: "Microsoft's intelligent ML model"

Like every tech douche bro company on the planet isn't already trying?

And partially succeeded?

Oracle faces continued legal battle over alleged NetSuite software misrepresentations

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That's just crazy commie talk!!

(/s in case needed)

Italy's military mulling space-based supercomputing cloud

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Pie in the sky

This is so dumb I am at a loss for words.

Microsoft Publisher books its retirement party for 2026

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Windows

Who?

I haven't used Publisher in decades. The other day, I had to actually look up what that P icon was in Office. Oh, Publisher. Yeah, I remember that. I used it from day one and it sucked. So did the next version.

I'd been using DTP since day one, starting with Ventura and Aldus Pagemaker. I also used to write Magna code (long lost to history at this point) by hand in the early days of digital typesetting. Funny how it was so close to HTML that making the transition to HTML 3 only took me a few weeks.

In that era, Pagemaker was the one to use. Then came Quark. What a flying piece of shit that was. So needlessly complicated. Of course it became the darling of the DTP world precisely FOR its complexity. In other words, it was best at creating the gatekeeping priesthood and nothing more.

Publisher's biggest problem was not being able to handle all the competing typesetting, printing and color formats of that time. I do NOT miss the format wars.

Then Word muscled into the do-all DTP world and became what most people used. Not professionals, but most people. (which reminds me of that time Word tried be a website maker as well.)

So yeah, goodbye Publisher. I won't miss you.

Euro shoppers popping more and more premium phones in the basket

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Holmes

Volume sold is down?

That's the real news.

City of London ditches Oracle for SAP in search of ERP enlightenment

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FAIL

We can all see the future headline

X Billion Pound Failure.

Apple Vision Pro units returned as folks just can't see themselves using it

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Re: $3,499 x 200,000

Knowing American companies, that's probably a 400% profit margin.

Apple makes it official: No Home Screen web apps in European Union

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Re: More toddler level logic

Really? Because it's exactly what I would expect from rich socio-psychopaths.

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Changed without notice...

Well if that doesn't describe the entire state of IT these days, I don't know what does.

Who doesn't love waking up each day wondering what tech company left some unpleasant surprise that stinks to high heaven. Without notice and without documentation.

That's the biggest reason I come to El Reg. It's my only chance to keep from getting flattened by tech companies constant screw ups and whimsical and nonsensical changes.

FTC asks normal folks if they'd like AI impersonation scam protection, too

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Re: Trust someone to turn a problem into a business opportunity

It's worse than that: far too many people like to CREATE a problem and THEN profit from the solution.

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Re: "Of course I don't want my identity to be protected" said no one ever

Beat me to it.

What an incredibly stupid question.

It's time we add friction to digital experiences and slow them down

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And friction?

Seems the tech companies are adding friction, bloat and obstacles all on their own and it will become a self solving problem.

Meta says risk of account theft after phone number recycling isn't its problem to solve

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666 for the win!

Infosys subsidiary named as source of Bank of America data leak

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Yep. That's exactly what it means.

Chrome engine devs experiment with automatic browser micropayments

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Re: It Could Work

Have my upvote. And your two down-votes should first against the wall.