* Posts by Dagg

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Harvard freshman kicked out of US over OTHER people's posts on his social media

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Re: "incompatible with the culture and mission of higher education and our national ideals.”

America to Be White And Republican Again

Err don't you mean America to Be Orange And Republican Again

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Re: So to gain entry into America you MUST......

I have to say that the USA is a damn fine place to visit and most folk that you'll meet there are damn fine people

NOT in Texas I felt extremely unsafe, wall to wall guns. I've been through Europe, Asia, Africa, parts of the Middle East and the Pacific. The states are the only place I've been in the world where you walk into a club and there is sign check your guns and knifes here.

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Re: Twitter?

The problem with irony and sarcasm is a certain ethnic group is unable to detect it....

Uncle Sam is asking Americans if they could refrain from slapping guns on their drones

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Re: Where in "keep and bear arms" does it say anything about them not being attached to an aircraft?

The word "bear". The moment you're not touching the arm, you are not bearing it.

So if the gun is in the gun rack in the back window of your truck it is now illegal?

I would love to see that one enforced in TX...

Samsung Note10+ torn apart to expose three 5G antennas: One has to pick up something

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Re: Make them repairable...

He identified what people need, not what they think they want.

Nah, he created something then made some people think they needed it. In fact must have it new shiny shiny...

Dropbox would rather write code twice than try to make C++ work on both iOS and Android

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Re: What the hell is C++, Java, C# and the other drivel?

Strictly speaking COBOL was more of a macro assembler

ADD A TO B GIVING C

LOAD A

ADD B

STORE C

Dry patch? Have you considered peppering your flirts with emojis?

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Re: moron

morons seem to get laid all the time

Mainly via alcohol - beer helping the ugly stupid people breed.

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Pint

Re: Proof that emojis don't work

But us Scots do do parochialism better than most places, unfortunately.

Nah, you only do deep fried (and heart attacks) better that anyone else....

One person's harmless japery can be another's night of LaserJet Lego

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Re: Heavy...

The luggable had a lovely nylon slip case to go over it

Where I used to work they were throwing out the compaqs I grabbed a couple of these bags. They were extremely strong and nearly indestructible.

Science and engineering hit worst as Euroboffins do a little Brexit of their own from British universities

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Re: Well, you're leaving

When a similar situation happened in Australia not so long ago, one reason was because the windmill operators hadn't RTFM

No wrong, the problem was the whole grid collapsed and I mean collapsed there was a whole line of power pylons twisted and lying on the ground. Bit difficult to continue when a large chuck of your gird is missing.

Attempting to blame everything on renewables just doesn't cut it, just recently in Indonesia they had a total shutdown of the power grid after a single gas powered turbine failed. And incidentally the whole gird is gas turbine powered!

Sleeping Tesla driver wonders why his car ploughed into 11 traffic cones on a motorway

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Pint

Re: God loves idiots or He/She wouldn't have made so many of them.

And "Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition"

Rust in peace: Memory bugs in C and C++ code cause security issues so Microsoft is considering alternatives once again

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Re: The problem is Windows (actually MS-DOS) - not the language(s)

Not totally correct the first version of OS/2 was for the 286.

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Re: Safer Languages

Used PASCAL in the process control industry nice and safe.

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Re: C / C++ compilers and libc could do this too

But if I've allocated a and b and already verified that they are the same size, whats wrong with using strcpy?

The elephant in the middle of table table isn't when you first create this beautiful piece of software it is years down the track as it is maintained.

Some future developer changes the allocation of either a or b as they need to store a longer string. Your use of strcpy may several calls below where the change has been made and difficult to spot.

The single biggest cost with software is in the maintenance.

Big Purple Hat is on as IBM closes acquisition of enterprise Linux firm

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and Red Hat will stay neutral, says IBM

Bullsh*t! That is what they told us at PwC consulting. 6 months later we were just box shifting.

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Mushroom

Re: There's a film about this

Yea, get out before they insert the borg implant.

Metropolitan Police's facial recognition tech not only crap, but also of dubious legality – report

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Re: Why do they keep saying it doesn't work?

My preferred version is

"There are lies, Damned lies, Statistics, Advertising, political promises and religion"

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Re: It's in its infancy, but it will improve

Apart from the smartphone, same.

I have smart phone, GPS and wifi is always off until I actually need to use it. Saves battery as well.

Must watch: GE's smart light bulb reset process is a masterpiece... of modern techno-insanity

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Re: Designed by SW engineers

"This sounds exactly like something software engineers come up with"

Yep, I done that a few times as a joke / attempt to push for a requirement. Especially when a dumb ass BA / point haired one won't get their sh*t together. And a couple of these have actually made it into production.

Dilbert is so close to reality sometimes... Wally is my hero.

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Re: Child-proof reset operation

>>Cookies? Drawers? Ha. We just lived in a hole in the ground.

Ha we lived in middle o' road! ...

Monster magnet in my pocket: Boffins' gizmo packs 45.5-tesla punch and weighs just 390g

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Re: So many "look at this cool thing"

We've had fast charging (and discharging) batteries for decades. A practical use for them may not come for a while

They are called capacitors and they are fundamental to things like RFID tags.

That's a hell of Huawei to run a business, Chinese giant scolds FedEx after internal files routed via America

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Facepalm

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by incompetence.

True, so true. Just remember the universe is finite, human stupidity is infinite...

Let's make laptops from radium. How's that for planned obsolescence?

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Re: better way to dish out the dosh

>>Apparently the reason you don't just hand out real cash to people is because that isn't reversible.

The Australian labor party did just that during the last GFC they gave everyone a handout. Conservative opposition whined about how all the poor would be buying big screen TV etc.

But hey, it worked and australia rode thought the GFC with bugger all problems.

No Huawei out: Prez Trump's game of chicken with China has serious consequences

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Re: Airbus & China

>>Isn't it about time the self-piloting plane became a thing?

Yea, right search for QF72 before making that statement...

The plane, it's 'splained, falls mainly without the brain: We chat to boffins who've found a way to disrupt landings using off-the-shelf radio kit

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They were bending the beams as far back as the second world war.

US foreign minister Mike Pompeo to give UK a bollocking over Huawei 5G plans

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Re: Fuck off Pompeo

We do not want to be bullied by another country

Didn't the UK invent and perfect this technique? British Empire anyone, east india company etc.

Rocket Lab picks up the pace while SpaceX sends a Dragon to the Space Station

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Re: Or because

I always remember a diver describing cave diving as Russian Roulette with 5 chambers full.

Eggheads confirm it's not a bug – the universe really is expanding 9% faster than expected

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Re: Woosh

FTL travel is explicitly forbidden by relativity theory

The important word here is theory Science is built of crushed and broken theories and it makes it stronger.

Even Miguel Alcubierre doesn't dismiss it he just indicates we just can't do it yet.

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Re: Problems, problems

So not faster than the speed of light then.

You don't appear to understand what the speed of light actually is!

There exists an absolute maximum velocity similar to absolute zero (which by definition is the absolute minimum velocity). With our current understanding nothing is able to travel faster than this absolute maximum velocity (AMV) in the same way all motion ceases at absolute zero.

Now light is also governed by the AMV and being basically mass-less it is the thing that we perceive as the fastest thing that we are able to observe hence we have come up with a value for the speed of light which will actually be slightly slower than AMV. It is highly there are things (particles / waves) traveling faster that light and much closer to the AMV but we are at the moment not able to observe them.

The speed of light is NOT the AMV the speed of light is relative, in a vacuum deep in a gravity well it travels considerably slower than in a vacuum say between stars. The issues we have with the GPS systems shows that.

In any medium the speed of light will be different. Therefore in water with Cherenkov radiation the electrons are traveling faster than the speed of light.

Compare high speed electrons from a reactor in free space to light in a vacuum chamber on the surface of the earth. The free space electrons will be faster.

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Re: Woosh

While it's pretty well established that faster than light travel is an impossibility

Incorrect, it is just that we have not succeeded yet therefore nothing can be established. All we can say <u>at the moment</u> is that we have not been able to exceed the speed of light in vacuum.

Just think of things in the past that have been considered impossible or in the realm of magic. Heart transplants, faster than sound travel, landing on the moon. Nuclear power etc.

Never say never....

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Re: Problems, problems

faster than the speed of light - Because not possible in our universe

Cherenkov radiation anyone.... not faster than the speed of light in a vacuum but faster than the speed of light on water.

Just consider what the medium that our early universe was expanding through. Also just consider that we consider as a vacuum may be like water outside our little space time.

Oh dear. Secret Huawei enterprise router snoop 'backdoor' was Telnet service, sighs Vodafone

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Re: Telnet IS a backdoor

Telnet is a FRONT door

Which you can use to create a backdoor.

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"... It would not have been accessible from the internet," said the telco in a statement to The Register

Yep, but it is accessible to something internal and that something may have a hidden backdoor that is accessible to the internet.

Consider also that Telnet may just be a terminal interface but remember in days gone by many of us old farts used glass TTY terminals to access systems, write, compile and run software we could also open / close ports change configuration and basically manage the whole system via telnet. Custom coded backdoor anyone....

Canadian woman fined for not holding escalator handrail finally reaches the top after 10 years

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Re: Other escalator laws

I have a huge dog, she is over 50kg and the size of a small person. Carrying her up an escalator would be very dangerous.

Fed up with 72-hour, six-day working weeks, IT workers emit cries for help via GitHub repo

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Mushroom

How on earth do you think emergency services personnel manage then, who do that constantly for years?

They bloody burn out! Just like my wife did. Little things like late shifts followed by early shifts because the pointy haired ones stuff up staffing levels and they end up with problems when staff stress and take sick/stress leave.

Israeli Moon probe crashes at the last minute but SpaceX scores with Falcon Heavy launch

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Re: Budget limits time

Testing is part of the Agile 'methodology'?

So is requirements gathering. And you can only test to the small set of requirements. Anything outside the requirements is not important and can be sorted out next release.

Little requirements like a soft landing. Hey, we only need that right at the end so we will throw what we have over the fence and then start of developing the soft landing requirement.

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Re: Budget limits time

Looks like they used an Agle approach....

Amazon Prime Air flight crashes in Texas after 6,000ft nosedive

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Re: I'm going to speculate...

>Bird strike seems unlikely

Especially at 6,000 feet.

Samsung pulls sheets off costly phone-cum-fondleslab Galaxy Fold – and a hefty 5G monster

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Re: Where's the laser range finder?

It comes attached to the ficken shark.

Secret mic in Nest gear wasn't supposed to be a secret, says Google, we just forgot to tell anyone

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Re: Don't be........

Yes Dave....

Techie in need of a doorstop picks up 'chunk of metal' – only to find out it's rather pricey

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MPFC

They have just started showing that again here in Oz, just seen that particular episode as well. Have a beer on me

Return of the audio format wars and other money-making scams

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Re: Hmmm...

>But but but, surely the whole point is to create the right type of noise and distortion.

Ah, valves (tubes to the septics) now there's real distortion like a sepia photo of a grand master.

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Re: Hmmm...

>Not bulging I hope.

Not at 30 years old, they predate the industrial espionage that caused the bulging cap issue.

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Re: New phrase. Thank you.

>Metaphor for Silicon Valley perhaps?

Nah, Donald Trump!

How's this for sci-fi: A cosmic river of 4,000 stars dazzles lifeforms as it flows through a galaxy. And that galaxy is the Milky Way

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Headmaster

Re: River of stars?

>fish is a shoal

also a school, I suspect that school is the more common usage.

US lawmakers furious (again) as mobile networks caught (again) selling your emergency location data to bounty hunters (again)

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Re: The free market will fix this

People will naturally gravitate toward providers who respect their privacy

No! the majority people go for shiny shiny, fake news etc Paris as she would understand.

Wow, what a lovely early Christmas present for Australians: A crypto-busting super-snoop law passes just in time

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Big Brother

Idiots

I now feel less secure with the passing of the new legislation designed to allow the government security agencies to access encrypted internet communications.

No matter what the government says the only way to implement this is to weaken encryption and once the encryption has been weakened this will also allow other foreign governments, tech savvy criminal groups and unscrupulous companies to also intercept your private communications.

No matter what “protections” such as warrants that the government puts in place mandating how the security agencies can access this information the other entities are not controlled by these protections. And the argument that “if you haven’t done anything wrong you have nothing to fear” means nothing when your personal details / banking details / health information / etc are stolen by 3rd parties not answerable to the Australian government.

What the #!/%* is that rogue Raspberry Pi doing plugged into my company's server room, sysadmin despairs

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Re: Legality - Austria is a country in Europe

You mean, you mean they don't have kangaroos...

Analogue radio is the tech that just won't die

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Re: No radio at all

Some of those households (mine included) don't have a radio at all.

Same here, gave up years ago. All you hear in australia is ego and adverts.

Microsoft points to a golden future where you can make Windows 10 your own

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Re: Higher Power?

Interesting - There is one down vote on most of these replies. MS Troll perhaps...

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