* Posts by Jedit

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Crypto conferences liquidated after biblical flooding in Dubai

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"There's something nice about seeing Web3 fanatics in ankle-deep water"

Ankle-deep? I'd say they're in over their heads.

Tesla decimates staff amid ongoing performance woe

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"There's a new brand of fool out there"

It's not a new brand of fool. It's just the same old brand of fool with a different coat of paint. There has never been an easier way to fool someone than to make them think they are being clever.

Peter Higgs, daddy of the Higgs boson, dies at 94

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Pint

"A pint in his memory!"

I would also pour one out for the man. However, I have not yet been able to discover the Higgs Beerson, so will have to settle for the icon.

Musk burns bridges in Brazil after calling for senior judge to be impeached

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Re: Look at Brasil's Friends

And like most "free speech advocates", he believes freedom of speech means freedom from consequence.

A cheeky intern nearly turned MS-DOS into NSFW-DOS

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"I know for sure it never made it into a release build."

If "I love sex" was denied release in 1993, that means Microsoft Edge had a 22-year development cycle.

Security pioneer Ross Anderson dies at 67

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"Fresh blood shouldn't be expected to 'enter the workforce' at senior research levels"

No, they shouldn't. However, you might have considered that for anyone other than a newbie to attain those levels, they must already be in a lesser existing post. If the people at the top aren't making way for the people one level below them, the lesser posts also remain full. And thus it proceeds all the way to the bottom, where newbies can't gain an entry level position to get on the ladder because those positions are already filled by people who have been unable to get promoted out of them. Which is the OP's point, that you completely ignored.

Hillary Clinton: 2024 will be 'ground zero' for AI election manipulation

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Holmes

"We always have a minimum of three workers at a polling place"

Yes, so do we, and for the same reason. If I wasn't clear - the teams of workers are generally in the same room, managing the queue for different parts of the ward. If one of the workers in a team has to leave for a comfort break or whatever, the queue halts until they return but the ballots aren't left alone because the other team is there as well. Other than that your basic setup is very similar to that in the UK, except we never use private property as a polling station - local government bodies provide the use of school halls and community centres - and we retain the requirement to vote at a designated station as the tracking and counting is all done by hand.

I also find it interesting that you mention California allows paid time off to vote and Oregon is 100% mail-in ballots. It appears that the easier it is to vote in an American election, the more likely it is that your state is blue. I wonder why that could be, and if it is connected to voter suppression in red states.

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"How do black people not get to vote?"

By arranging it so polling places aren't convenient for black districts, for a start. Someone else has gone into more detail about the other forms of repression, so I'll let their comments stand for that.

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"the "dat" and "ze" parts"

Detritus never says "ze" for "the", it's always "der". Dat because he speaking like how people tink der stoopid people sound.

If you want to know exactly how he's meant to sound, hit up an archive and check out the 1950s radio comedy The Goon Show. Detritus would sound very much like the character Eccles.

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"those that can't take time off still have a chance to vote"

Here's a better idea for you: make Election Day a national holiday.

The problem has never been with counting taking too long, it's always how long it takes to vote due to the lack of polling infrastructure. Every time I hear a tale from the USA about how someone didn't vote because it's a 30 minute drive each way to the polls and then they have to queue for 45 minutes when they get there, it blows my mind. I live in a UK city of 220,000 people. Wherever I lived I could walk to my polling station from my home in 5 minutes, and I've never had to queue for more than a couple of minutes when I get there. And it's not like the stations are teeming with staff - it's usually two desks with two people at each, covering a ward of around 5,000 voters, checking off people who have received a ballot by hand. You would think that a country that claims to prize democracy as highly as the US does would be willing to pay a little extra to make sure that everyone is represented.

The real reason the US system doesn't do all this already is because it might lead to the "wrong kind of people" getting to vote, like poor people and blacks. It's voter suppression, plain and simple.

AI hallucinates software packages and devs download them – even if potentially poisoned with malware

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Trollface

"If companies aren't seeing it, more fool them."

No, they're seeing it. That's why they're not employing you.

Twitter's lawsuit against anti-hate-speech crusaders gets SLAPPed out of court

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"a piano player in a brothel"

Your post reminds me of Paul Carter's rather good book about the oil industry, "Don't Tell Mum I Work On The Rigs (She Thinks I'm A Piano Player In A Whorehouse)".

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"woke fascists"

Sweet trampolining Jesus, that's a phrase.

Go away, little man, before I make you state your pronouns.

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"where that "small government" promise is"

As someone put it: Republicans think government has to be small, as otherwise it won't fit into women's uteruses.

UK health department republishes £330M Palantir contract with fewer ██████

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Re: "is trying to lock future governments into"

I'm not wrong about Starmer either. He claims to want to make the NHS strong, but he's explicitly ruled out raising taxes or seizing the billions stolen by the Tories during the pandemic to lavish upon their donors for huge (and frequently unfulfilled) PPE contracts at ripoff prices. Instead he's talking about using AI to shorten waiting lists. This is not my opinion - it is a fact, and you can find it in transcripts of his speeches on the Labour Party's own website.

That said, you really don't need to look much past Streeting being funded by private health care initiatives and openly supporting greater privatisation of the NHS. Starmer's appointing him as Shadow Health Secretary - which most likely leads to him taking the cabinet post if Labour enter government - indicates clearly that this is also what Starmer thinks should happen. You don't give someone a job if you don't like the way they want to do it, do you?

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"is trying to lock future governments into"

They don't need to try. The Tories haven't fully privatised the NHS only because they know they lack the political capital to survive it, and right now they also no longer have the time so the fact that they won't survive anything doesn't matter. Only Labour can do the job - so it's lucky for the Tories that Kid Starver and his PHC-funded shadow health secretary Wes "McShitter" Streeting already fully intend to do it with no need for any external intervention.

Vernor Vinge, first author to describe cyberspace and 'The Singularity,' dies at 79

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"you wish the author were present"

Even more true now.

BOFH: So you want more boardroom tech that no one knows how to use

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And now you all know the true origin of the phrase

... "board stupid".

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Headmaster

"Nothing is foolproof because fools are so clever."

It's more that you can make it foolproof, but you can't make it bloodyfoolproof.

Vodafone, Three hustle to tie knot before regulators crash wedding

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The perfect combination

Imagine a network with Vodafone's prices and Three's infrastructure. Shareholders will benefit massively!

Customers, on the other hand...

Judge demands social media sites prove they didn't help radicalize mass shooter

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"Just carry on with the weekly mass murders"

What weekly mass murders?

In 2024 there has been more than one mass shooting incident in the US per day.

Filipino police free hundreds of slaves toiling in romance scam operation

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"despite slavery now being illegal in every nation on Earth"

I can think of one nation where slavery remains legal: the United States. The 13th Amendment abolished chattel slavery, but it contains an exception allowing someone to be enslaved as punishment for a crime. Several states still sentence people to terms of hard labour, and even the ones that don't still enforce work on the majority of their prison population. The vast profits made by private corporations from selling and receiving prison labour are the reason why America has the largest prison population in the world and the sixth highest number of prisoners per capita. It is a perpetuation of the slave system in all but name.

Ten nations tell social media, banks, and telcos to get better at stopping scams

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"If you buy a too-cheap Rolex from a guy down the pub..."

"... should the publican be required to reimburse you?"

Of course not. But if the publican has been told that there's a guy in his pub selling suspicious watches and he does nothing about it because he's taking a cut, then it does become his responsibility because he's complicit.

Facebook advertising is no different. Facebook is the pub, their advertisers are the dodgy guy. Facebook are not to blame for the actions of any individual advertiser because everyone is innocent until proven guilty, but it is on them to hold their clients to a reasonable standard after accepting their money and it is on them to police their platform when complaints are received. If they instead allow obvious scammers to rip off their users, then they are as complicit as our shady pub landlord.

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"Hustle stated "you can't con an honest person""

Do you have to be dishonest to fall for one of the conmen who call up pretending to be from your bank, or from Microsoft tech support? No. But it happens all the time.

Hustle is a TV show and should not be confused with reality, particularly when it spreads disinformation.

AI and wearables are scaring the wellbeing out of workers

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Re: Who would want to wear

Who would need to? I always know where my peen is.

Trump 'tried to sell Truth Social to Musk' as SPAC deal stalled

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Trollface

"Imagine if there was a 30year war over which Spiderman movie was best?"

The people who didn't think it was Spider-Man 2 would be outnumbered 10 to 1, so the war wouldn't last 30 years.

Attacks on UK fiber networks mount: Operators beg govt to step in

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"I think I've spotted a Brexiter."

Nah, just a Daily Mail jihadi posting from his kampfy chair in Tunbridge Wells.

AI models show racial bias based on written dialect, researchers find

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"Are speakers of SAE and AAE equally likely to have professional jobs?"

The AI model isn't sentencing people who speak in ethnic vernacular to death more often on the basis of their personal merit. It's doing so because its data shows that people who speak in the vernacular are more frequently sentenced to death. In other words: the racial bias of the AI is a direct reflection of the racial bias of the American justice system, in which a black person is more likely to receive the death penalty for the same crime as a white person.

That bias also does not exist solely in the justice system. It applies across all parts of life, perpetuating a system where poorly educated people remain poorly educated because their lack of education is perceived as an inability to become educated.

BOFH: I get locked out, but I get in again

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Trollface

"it was a common skill"

I don't know about that. I was at university before I really got the hang of undoing them by feel.

Oh, wait, sorry, you meant the locks. Never mind.

Job interview descended into sweary shouting match, candidate got the gig anyway

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"They add great value when the time comes to lay people off."

You mean in your company HR aren't usually the ones deciding exactly where the layoffs happen? To get fired from a HR position you have to be pretty much unspeakable, because you need to have pissed off all your own colleagues as well as the rest of the company.

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"He was also unable to do a decent wolf whistle!"

Wolf whistles are indecent by definition, aren't they?

Boeing paper trail goes cold over door plug blowout

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The wheels are coming off at Boeing

Literally - I just heard of another incident where a tyre fell off a 777 during takeoff and landed in the airport car park. Thankfully I believe nobody was hurt, but several cars were crushed as it bounced.

It's time for a new slogan: If It's Boeing, I'm Not Going.

Tesla Berlin gigafactory to take week-long nap after suspected arson

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Re: Stop burning down the Tesla factory!

Who's to say it wasn't the cars? Maybe one of these left wing environmental protesters took one for a test drive, and... [see icon]

Reminder: Infostealer malware is coming for your ChatGPT credentials

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Trollface

"journalists and lawyers"

Also a beta service who make things up.

Meta's pay-or-consent model hides 'massive illegal data processing ops': lawsuit

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""legitimate interest" options"

Which is an admission that the reasons they normally want your data are not legitimate.

Palantir boss says outfit's software the only reason the 'goose step' has not returned to Europe

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Re: In all modesty, if they weren't stopped...

Please! Nobody has worked harder on their humility than he has!

Capita wins uncontested extension to mega millions Northern Ireland Education contract

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Crapita

Too big to fail? No, they fail all the time. But nobody else can even try to service contracts of this scale. So no matter how many times the likes of Capita, Serco and Atos fail, they're going to keep being awarded jobs they cannot do in exchange for vast sums from the public purse.

Fox News 'hacker' turns out to be journalist whose lawyers say was doing his job

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Devil

"Rabby, a cryptocurency wallet..."

"... that's still undergoing App Store approval, had an impersonator make it into the App Store, with subsequent reports by a number of people who reported having their accounts emptied after installing the fake app."

A spokesman for Rabby added "Have these people no shame? Scamming people is our job!"

City council megaproject mulls ditching Oracle after budget balloons to £131M

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Re: What would it cost ...

The answer is, as always, "less than outsourcing it". However, efficient internal solutions don't put large bungs into the pockets of corrupt politicians, so that's not acceptable.

Legal campaigners challenge UK.gov decision to redact NHS-Palantir contract

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Re: "We accept that Big Pharma needs to suck data"

Indeed. And on the subject of Peter Thiel: he's a literal leech and vampire who believes you can prolong life by receiving blood transfusions from the young. Putting the fox in charge of the henhouse isn't so much the analogy as employing Count Dracula to be the manager of the blood bank.

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"We accept that Big Pharma needs to suck data"

Who is "we"? Nobody in their right mind - which excludes neoliberals, of course - wants Big Pharma to get its claws on the NHS in the smallest way. Pharmaceutical companies are meant to be suppliers, not controllers.

And Palantir aren't even Big Pharma. They're just a data theft outfit, named (lest we forget) for Tolkien's magic spying devices that turn you mad and evil when you use them. They have no purpose for getting engaged in this contract except to sell patients' confidential medical history to insurance companies so they can be targeted with advertisements. Fuck that noise.

The politico scum behind this most definitely have backhanderitis, you're right about that. It's not a physical ailment, though, it's all in their heads. As such I recommend immediate amputation.

Space nukes: The unbelievably bad idea that's exactly that ... unbelievable

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Mushroom

"illegal under international law"

So was invading Ukraine. So is murdering Alexei Navalny. That doesn't appeared to have stopped Putin in either case. So why would it stop him trying to put nukes in space?

Twilio reminds users that Authy Desktop apps die in March – not in August

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Find alternate provision

I just had to migrate Authy from my old phone to the new one, and it was dystopian to say the least. To unlock the accounts for migration to the new device required changing my password - but you can't change your password without first unlocking all the accounts. I tried contacting Twilio only to find their "support service" is 98% navigating an FAQ with wrong answers in and 2% finally getting in touch with a human being. It got sorted after much hoop jumping, but ye gods, it couldn't be less friendly if they had an option to "Press 3 to hear rude remarks about your wife and/or mother".

It's time we add friction to digital experiences and slow them down

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"Elon Musk would need to wait several months for his pay packet to arrive"

When are you going to describe the problem?

Dutch insurers demand nudes from breast cancer patients despite ban

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"No you cannot put everyone in prison."

OK, death sentence it is then.

Joking aside: if the CEOs aren't going to prison for this, then at the very least the companies need to receive fines so punitive that it bankrupts them. The only way they'll ever stop is if they cannot make money from what they're doing.

ChatGPT? Sure, I've heard it. But is AI coming for my job?

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"The people who are blocking progress ARE the problem."

But ... where's the progression? ChatGPT is not true AI; it cannot infer from its data set or increase its body of knowledge by any means other than being provided with new raw data. When an employer declares that they are using AI to replace people, surely they are the ones blocking progress because they've replaced a thinking, evolving brain with a set of programmed responses?

Ukraine claims Russian military is using Starlink

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Black Helicopters

"Musk said, "no Starlinks have been sold directly or indirectly to Russia.""

Note carefully that no mention was made of no Starlink terminals being given to Russia.

Work to resolve binary babble from Voyager 1 is ongoing

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Boffin

"You can expect your post to appear in the next 22.5 hours."

I'm reading this post 22.5 hours after it was made, so that checks out.

The replies appear to be traveling faster than light, but that's standard for people who think someone is wrong on the internet so again no problems there.

US starts 'emergency' checks on cryptocurrency power use, citing winter power demands

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"a bitcoin ... will always be worth more next week"

Can you please expand on the rationale behind this? If the price of conducting a transaction in BTC is constantly increasing (scientific "if" BTW, we know it is), then wouldn't the value of the BTC decrease because more of the proposed value is expended on the transaction? Like how using a service with a minimum transaction fee becomes impractical for small transactions because a 1% (minimum 50p) charge represents a 10% surcharge on a £5 transaction.