* Posts by streaky

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Obama issues HTTPS-only order to US Federal sysadmins

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Re: For the want of another IP ...

The majority in some demographics are still using non-SNI compliant browsers (notably XP/IE8)

What demographic, is it actually true even. These numbers are based on estimation rather than direct measurement.

I own a site that's used heavily by normal people in South America, Africa and Asia; if it was salt measurements on a packet of crisps it'd say "trace". Even directly measuring this stuff is sketchy; < 1% of my IE users are using version 999.1.

999.1; let that sink in... That's measured by JS not the UA string.

Even if any of this is relevant it doesn't mean it's actually sane to pander to these people. Most people on XP should expect they have a serious security problem anyway and use Firefox/Chrome/Something Else.

streaky

Re: Encryption Protocol

I'd imagine that would come under the purview of the usual NIST guidelines, once the declaration is used it would go into more detail about what to use and what not to use.

streaky

Re: Why?

Every site you use everywhere needs encryption. This site needs encryption.

The more encryption you have elsewhere helps secure the stuff that really really needs to be secure, aside from the fact I could figure out when to rob you by the stuff you don't have encrypted.

Because you're not bright enough to see the implications of sending everything in the clear doesn't mean everybody should be under threat.

streaky

Re: For the want of another IP ...

"There is no named virtual host support in https 1.1 So you pretty much have to have website == IP"

What.

There's no such thing as "https 1.1" what are you talking about.

SNI support starts around where TLS 1.0 was supported (FF2, IE7 et al). It's ancient technology and every browser you care about supports it.

NSA slapdown prompts Privacy Int'l to file new lawsuit against GCHQ

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I'm leaning towards...

...these days - there's an easier way to get the public annoyed about this stuff.

Just point of that it's costing billions of pounds of taxpayer's funds to get no intelligence about anything whatsoever. Apparently the public are not interested in having any privacy so you have to "follow the money" as it were.

If we can get the government to start hacking and slashing at their budget they might start going back to doing what they're supposed to be doing.

HP to buy EMC? We think so, say Wall St money men

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Re: Innovation, Invention?

aren't capable of anything more than buying other companies

They've made it pretty clear they aren't even capable of doing that competently, or at minimum integrating the company competently, anyway.

So why the hell didn't quantitative easing produce HUGE inflation?

streaky

Answer to headline question:

It did, move along, nothing to see here, look at some graphs?

ISIS command post obliterated after 'moron' jihadi snaps a selfie, says US Air Force

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Re: Official Title

This rag-tag army of 30,000 medieval butcher bastards is doing a pretty good job of avoiding complete destruction by billions of dollars worth of western might

Probably help if the "west" was actually trying to end them. It's literally a 3 day job if they used an equal amount of air power and just went to town on them.

They're rabid animals that need putting down regardless of the competence of the war against them.

streaky

Official Title

"Medieval butcher bastards ISIS"

I wish the BBC would use this name rather than calling them the terminally incorrect "Islamic State".

HMRC ditches Microsoft for Google, sends data offshore

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Re: FATCA

you might want to read up on tax treaties, the US FATCA legislation means that the UK is already committed to reporting on any US relevant tax data in a format requested by the US.

From a legal perspective companies within the UK are required to report these transactions to HMRC who then provides them to the US IRS.

*facepalm*

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Easiest way to hand it off to the NSA for data mining, just store all tax data in the US (preferably at Google - it's not like they've publicly stated they've secured their network yet). Cheaper than setting up a dedicated HMRC->NSA link and no legal oversight needed.

(seriously what's wrong with open office if your goal is to remove Microsoft).

its not like they will be hosting all the HMRC databases at google

Yeah I'm sure it's not possible that somebody at the HMRC has ever copy-pasted a crapton of cells into an excel doc filled with private information before. Oh wait I'm sure they actually have.

Virgin Media wins ELEVENTH patent case against Rovi

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These are the clowns..

Who used to be known as Macrovision. Yes, that one.

They're also the clowns who bought divx for 750 million USD - a product that as far as I've ever been able to work out has only really ever been used for piracy around the time when said pirates were all moving in droves to Matroska and h/x264 (and very few home users licensed it anyway). Either way, one of the dumbest acquisitions in history in both purpose and value (yes even when you start throwing Yahoo into the mix).

These are the clowns who think you can stop even casual content buyers from ripping media with copy protection methods that aren't even slightly secure (macrovision, ripguard et al).

Their product line was at best idiotic and at worst fraudulent (totally relied on legal means - i.e. courts/laws - and not technical means to actually prevent copying) - and reading this patent, if it's anything to go by, their patent library is even worse.

Sysadmins rebel over GUI-free install for Windows Server 2016

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Re: Growing up is tough

think like Bash, but more modern / powerful / secure / more fully featured / parallel executing / object orientated / multiple data type support, etc. etc.

Shame Microsoft still can't make a console you can just drag to resize.

No really, powershell might be (and might not be for a long list of reasons) more useful than bash, doesn't change the fact Microsoft hates text consoles. They might foist it on people but it doesn't make it any better for the average windows admin in the same way as a bash shell on a linux server does for an equally competent linux admin - and it won't change 20 years of corporate culture of being all about the GUI. The windows registry is one of many symptoms of this problem.

I say this as somebody who manages servers with both, and has been managing windows systems for hitting 15 years now - they're not comparable precisely because of the way microsoft buries configuration. You need a GUI just to have clue what is going on. Sure you can manage a farm from a single server but you can with linux too, this isn't something that helps most people.

That said - as I said as long as it's installable, preferably from an unattend one way or another; it's mostly irrelevant anyway.

streaky

Re: Growing up is tough

"What is the proper analogy here: losing the training wheel or losing the diaper?"

The rear axle of your car snapping off at 80mph going round a corner. Windows isn't competent gui-less like Linux is. That being said, seems like automated deployments will probably fix all this regardless.

Gamers! Yes, gamers – they'll rescue our streaming Fire TV box, hopes Amazon

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Renting and streaming games works great for... well... no-one

I'm not so sure this is true, it kinda makes sense in the console space, in the PC gaming space it makes no sense at all though.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (of the net). Make your vote count

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Re: Take GCHQ's crown?

I don't really blame GCHQ they're going to keep asking for more powers and more money, it's for the civilian oversight to make sure they're behaving and are limited in the things they're allowed to do especially against perfectly innocent citizens. That's why you vote Theresa May, the biggest threat to democracy and freedom since Hitler, and parliament for their complicity/bit part.

It's FREE WINDOWS 10 time: 29 July is D-Day, yells Microsoft

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Re: How many of you Windows user will be...

consumer OS licensing revenue is not as important as it used to be

To be fair I'm pretty sure it's a major deal for Microsoft and shareholders are going to take some convincing.

As for parties, OS works, get on with it.

Queen's Speech: Snoopers' Charter RETURNS amid 'modernisation' push

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Re: "close a capability gap"

The capability gap argument is bullshit you're right. The ability to monitor phone "metadata" as they say only exists because the data is held for billing purposes - once you create the data it's arguably fair game for law enforcement.

The records of who people are emailing, and who and what they're tweeting and something something facebook both doesn't need to be held for billing and is encrypted anyway. This means to trawl through this data you actually need to do two wholly new things - have companies track/record packets and probably somewhere decrypt them.

That's not a capability gap caused by technology, it's a capability gap caused by phone companies pretending we still use mechanically switched telephone networks and ripping everybody off.

If they need to see somebody's comms they should have to require access on an individual basis like they're supposed to do with phone lines because that's the equivalent - they ARE looking at content, the "metadata" IS the content which is precisely why it's so useful if you're going on a fishing expedition. Also, it shouldn't be admissible in court like other wiretap evidence for the same reasons (it's actually not anyway, courts won't have it, but it should be made explicit in the primary law).

streaky

Re: Time to leave

If they intend to kill the NHS, they're taking their time about it.

They were taking their time, all pretence has long since passed. Not for nothing but every time they've been in government previously they've all but completely choked off enough funding so it can't run effectively - ostensibly so people would demand some "new" (see: old/bad) system to replace it and they can sell the bits off it to their mates at massive discounts on the true value. Not that I'd ever suggest the Tories are corrupt like they work for FIFA or something but they have a pretty substantial track record of doing this with taxpayer owned assets.

Windows and OS X are malware, claims Richard Stallman

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Re: Stallman isn't my cup of tea

without him things WOULD be very different. MS would be squeezing our private parts even harder than they are doing

On day one I'd agree with this, many years later both he and the FSF are (and I admit this is counter-intuitive) active barriers to adoption. He scares companies away from Open Source - and the problem with that is most funding for OSS comes from, remind me where again..

Not for nothing but most of Root Mean Square's fanbase is in people who don't write OSS code, those of us who have and do, generally, tend to hate him; often with a passion.

He rubs me up the wrong way because he believes that as a software developer I shouldn't be allowed to own any intellectual property around any true invention. That friends, is completely batshit. Most of the stuff we take for-granted only exists because of the intellectual property rights of people who invent things. He might be a reaction to the US' broken patent system, but that doesn't excuse it. You fix the patent system allowing trivial "invention", not aim for the stone age.

If programmers deserve to be rewarded for creating innovative programs, by the same token they deserve to be punished if they restrict the use of these programs

-- Guess who. Remember this guy lives in a world where people need to acquire housing, clothing and food.

streaky

Re: Stallman isn't my cup of tea

but he deserves a bit more respect than this

He deserves everybody ignoring him and maybe getting bumped off by the CIA, but unfortunately I doubt either of those things are going to happen.

(Those of us who are informed can still poke fun and laugh at his ridiculousness.)

NEVER MIND the B*LLOCKS Osbo peddles, deficits don't really matter

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Re: An excellent example ...

currently hospitals in Athens are running out of painkillers and money to pay nurses

That's because of German-imposed spending cuts, not because the country is actually out of cash. Not for nothing but I don't understand how what you're saying if true doesn't start a civil war but I better stop before I get labelled an extremist by our fascist overlord awesome Tory government.

streaky

Re: An excellent example ...

can't manage your income-expenditure and owe the bank lots of dosh then it is Time for closure and bankruptcy

Uhm. No?

That's time for bankruptcy protection. Bankruptcy is when even your creditors taking a haircut and maybe shaving some staff and closing a few stores won't help, your business will be a steaming pile of indebted brown stuff with no future.

Lets be clear about something here - there's no equivalent of bankruptcy for states. You can't fire all the citizens in a country then wind-up that country.

So the thing states always get to is some form of bankruptcy protection. They can still get loans even when they're essentially insolvent - though frankly I've never hear of a totally insolvent country, there's always assets somewhere and always cogs that can crank and produce new wealth.

That all being said there's no evidence that countries like the US and UK are actually at the point of anything like an unmanageable level of debt - if the bond markets and currency markets came under attack they may be but you'd loose a lot of other countries first, and it'd be in no interest of the bond/currency markets to do this.

All-Russian 'Elbrus' PCs and servers go on sale

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Re: @ Stuart Longland

Perhaps they should code name the next chipset in development Чёрная Молния (Black Lightning)

Pretty sure you mean Cocainum.

What are cellphone networks blabbing about you to the Feds? A US senator wants to know

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Re: Should be simple enough

It is simple, "all of it" is the answer.

UK data watchdog: Massive fines won't keep data safe

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Re: In other words...

Fines are never the answer

They're not the answer but if they're big enough and often enough they might be enough to prevent people cutting corners short term. What I'm saying is they're not going to suddenly secure every system in the country but they might help drive investment in competent persons and stem the security brain drain and outsourcing.

Mobile spyware firm mSpy hacked, clients doxxed on dark web

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Re: Trey Ford of Metasploit maker, Rapid7 is like the pot calling the kettle...

In what way is it questionable to watch how your kids are abusing your computer?

Devil's advocate: probably because spyware isn't a good replacement for a babysitter. If your kids aren't able to deal with technology for age-related reasons they probably shouldn't be using that technology unsupervised.

As for employer/employee relationships, people need to get a grip and not work for companies that do that.

Airplane HACK PANIC! Hold on, it's surely a STORM in a TEACUP

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Re: Old news

I feel that Boeing and Airbus are doing everything they can to cover the situation without fixing the issue

I'd lean towards agreeing with you, there's something about this story that doesn't add up. Either safety critical systems can be compromised this way, or they can not. The end.

I believe that flight MH370 was compromised in this fashion and is a reason why the investigations are being hidden

And then off the deep end. You have to find an aircraft before you can investigate what caused it to crash. It wasn't aliens, it wasn't Bin Laden. Shit disappears, it's a big ocean, relax before you have a stroke.

IN YOUR FACE, Linux and Apple fans! Oculus is Windows-only for now

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Smug Rating 11/10

Windows users shouldn't get too smug, however. Binstock warned that a devoted rig was needed to run the Oculus at the kind of frame rates required to get a smooth experience, and that no current laptop can handle it. Instead, you'll need a high-end graphics card and a fast processor.

Given this is a gaming device first/foremost (and I understand it'll be used for other things) - that's going to be true regardless. Speaking as a 4K gamer this is no problem.

Think we're in a position to be smug here.

Get paid (airline) peanuts with United's new bug bounty program

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Re: Don't knock it

I'd take air miles, the problem is the requirement of having flown with them before...

Edit: apparently you can just sign up.. http://www.united.com/web/en-US/apps/account/enroll.aspx

So what would the economic effect of leaving the EU be?

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what's the impact if we ban/deport immigrants

Very few people are suggesting that immigration stops. The key here is rather than having to support low-hanging-fruit (and it does exist) we can import more stuff from the top of the tree. Immigration might be the same as it is now, but you'd hope to go out and attract more talent.

Not for nothing the idea that all sorts of generic movement/trade barriers would go up is absurd - at the same time we can do things like go for easier to negotiate free trade agreements with the US/China et al that are less comprehensive and not have the trade barriers to - for example - buying cheap solar panels from China instead of having to overpay for them from Germany.

HP lifts lid on Autonomy lawsuit claims, but Lynch cries BOLLOCKS

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Re: "the SFO gave up"

Are YOU serious?

To once again quote Mr Worstal, where there's Autonomy, there's a whiff. Nothing solid (yet), but having SFO staff investigate Autonomy business practices is a bit like having ex-policemen investigate complaints against the police. IE overall it's unlikely to be convincing, even if they come up with the right answer. Justice has to be *seen* to be done.

You still haven't explained where the conflict of interest is here. If the SFO is going to lean either way it's going to be towards HP's views given who is in control of the software in question.

It's easy to heckle and lob abuse from the AC cheap seats, you're just doing exactly what HP is doing, making accusations with nothing backing them up.

Also by the way - justice being seen to be done, are you seriously suggesting that Autonomy's former management should be prosecuted just because they're people in a position of profile and it'll make you feel better despite, ostensibly, doing nothing wrong?

Per the SFO, and I see zero issue with what they say:

The SFO uses an HP Autonomy product. Throughout the investigation we have kept the potential for conflict of interest under review. Such a conflict of interest does not exist, nor has it ever existed, and the matter played no part in any decision concerning this investigation.

It is, in fact, a HUGE leap to say the SFO will lean towards the people who are no longer involved with the business. It's just absurd - and even if it wasn't they're not the only people looking into the case regardless.

streaky

Re: "the SFO gave up"

SFO were an Autonomy user; what was their relationship with Autonomy?

They use Autonomy so aren't in a position to investigate former autonomy management because why, HP will change their licensing terms? You srs?

They said they had insufficient evidence for some of the allegations

Operation lets try to disprove a negative. God exists and you can't prove he doesn't, so therefore you're wrong. Lalalalala I'm not listening.

A lot of AC's mouthing off about things they clearly don't understand. Also for the record: Enron is precisely why accounting rules are tougher these days: and in fact the problem with Enron's accounts was simply this - their accountants were heavily invested in the business, and none of the relevant regulators (or indeed Enron's other investors) (apparently) picked this up until after the fact.

iPhone case uses phone's OWN SIGNAL to charge it (forever, presumably)

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Uhhmmmm..

30%.

The phone's entire radio usage probably doesn't use 30% of its battery life, if you pile on inefficiencies and losses, I can't imagine how you get to 30% eating all the energy from radio emissions - and you need some of that energy to get out regardless, else your phone won't communicate with anything.

To get to 30% you have to be claiming you're getting energy from nothing, surely?

Edit - just been reading engadget's article that fawns all over this thing:

The harvesting antenna and DC power-converting rectifier circuit

It's those bomb detectors in Iraq all over again.

Dr. Lee's reputation as the former chair of Ohio State's Electrical and Computer Engineering gives this seemingly kooky outfit some much-needed credibility

What reputation exactly. I see no credibility anywhere.

Mozilla to whack HTTP sites with feature-ban stick

streaky

Re: Action. Counteraction.

unless they come from Google

Faulty assertion made on the assumption that Google isn't going to change their certs. Protip: they are.

streaky

Re: why, why, why... what is the point?

Simply: because your ebay searches being encrypted makes your bank transactions more secure.

Also not for nothing but what you read on BBC news, what (and that/where) you buy at Tesco and what cars you're looking at can build a geographical, psychological and (frankly) political profile of you - and also be used by criminals to figure out when you've buggered off out to do your shopping, or target whatever car you're buying for theft.

And last but not least there's not good reason not to encrypt all your data. You say why - I say why the hell not, it's a zero-cost solution to a pervasive problem. It doesn't have to be governments, but they can be part of the problem. Just accept crypto into your heart and get back on with your life.

Microsoft HoloLens or Hollow Lens? El Reg stares down cyber-specs' code

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Re: Clever engineering

I thought the discussion of FOV was a bit cheeky of 'reg actually - they know full well it's a dev product, and increasing the coverage is just a question (most likely) of fab which I'm sure they're thinking about. Can't see how they will let a product crash into a wall just for that.

Some people won't make the connection is why the article bothers me a bit. Truth be told I'm not even sure the reg hack concerned did given what was said.

streaky

Re: linux, FOSS drivers, API

Missing a fundamental point here - it will be, at the end of the day, running windows internally. If you can write code targeting windows .net then I'd imagine the simple answer is "yes", and that includes developers working with Linux and OSX - the key is you're still building for a windows target, you're just using "some other other OS" to write code for it. Unless somebody fancies reverse engineering it, tying it to GPL and all the patents that will underlying it and not get the wrath of either Stallman or Microsoft's legal team.

SHA-1 crypto hash retirement fraught with problems

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Re: Fundamental Flaws..

So nothing to see here, move along.

Either way the point is server maintainers shouldn't find shits to give.

streaky

Fundamental Flaws..

Firstly, Google could easily fix the Android problem. We should just get that out the way.

Second, the XP usage numbers are pure FUD, there's no hard data backing them up, they're based on things like UA analyses rather than doing some sort of census - UA can be manipulated (and extremely commonly they are) so the extent that it's true is wildly exaggerated.

Now - even if these two data points are valid there's a third problem at play. Should the general well-being be put at risk because some people don't fancy chucking their ~14 year old OS away? About a year ago before all this sha1 weakness stuff happened I stated in reg comments that the XP crypto stack is completely broken for reasons otherwise (and I got about a million downvotes despite being, y'know, right), compounded the state of it is putting other users of networks directly at risk by having to keep stuff around we know is broken.

There's only one solution to this: that we kill all this crappy old support. XP users might then start getting the message that their OS shouldn't be connected to the internet.

Apple Watch HATES tattoos: Inky pink sinks rinky-dink sensor

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Re: Hardly a bug, is it...

If people who get tattoos and buy Apple watches are plonkers squared, what are they if they are also men wearing said watch on right wrist? Plonkers cubed!

PICTURE-TASTIC: Microsoft woos devs to HoloLens virtuo-goggs

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Re: Oh Please! This is worse than 3D TV

not really 3D

Remind me how you perceive 3d objects in 4d space with your 2d vision again. Oh, that. What IS 3d? How do you define real, as Morpheus would say. It looks 3d, the rest is bullshit and people trying to look smarter than they actually are.

Quid-A-Day veteran fuelled by vastly improved nosh stash

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Living on..

I don't think many people doubt one can survive on a quid a day, the fundamental question is if a person (in the UK) can live on a quid a day as a functioning member of society. It's easy to do this nonsense for a week, but after month two you're going to be a the doctor's all bunged up and with rickets. Anybody looking at the amassed array of food should be able to figure this out.

Acer introduces a REVOLUTION in tablet tech: The PENCIL

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I'd just rather go active/capacitive on principle. If you need this you probably already have and this is likely to be the fatal error with this device - at least give it a proper stylus rather than suggesting people use pencils..

Millions of voters are missing: It’s another #GovtDigiShambles

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Re: The cynical part of me...

What a bizarre view of the world.

It's not a wildly unreasonable assertion. Who is going to come out worst from a system that relies on internet-based individual registration that requires some form of id, hint: they're not rich and living in Kensington and they're not very likely to vote Tory anyway. If there's a huge hole in support for non-Tory candidates where there shouldn't be one because people are being turned away at poll stations candidates in the final election tally there's a fair chance of the courts nullifying the outcome, and that's going to be extraordinarily expensive.

Personally speaking I make sure my credit report is correct and I have a recent passport so my registration went through very quickly but the holes in the thing are glaringly obvious.

Windows 10 Device Guard: Microsoft's effort to keep malware off PCs

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Re: As much as an MS fanboi that i am,

It does somewhat rely on the HV itself being secure, which they commonly aren't. I'd suspect all that's really happening is a raising of the competency barrier required to insert malicious code into the kernel - which might not actually be a bad thing, what's probably at question is the extent to which it's actually a good thing, or rather how competent it is.

The data centre design that lets you cool down – and save electrons

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you can't identify just the hot bits

Get about a million 1-wire temp probes (these cost next to nothing), some wire, and put one at the top of every single rack, or maybe even a bunch per rack, write some software to output csv, make a map.

Easy identification of the hot bits, maybe even write some code to control the output of your coolers. DS18B20's are about 5 quid for 5 on ebay right now, that's a zero cost operation for the money you could save in energy use and potentially shortening server life if they're your servers.

Transparency thrust sees Met police buying up to 30,000 bodycams

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Re: I've never known the police get uppity...

Police aren't the problem in my experience, it's usually private security who don't know what the fk they're talking about. I do a lot of photography around Canary Wharf and in London. Police show up you generally tell them to tell them to do one and they oblige.

And trust me I have plenty of photos of the police, for example the one on the header of my twitter profile. They've never asked me not to once nor used threatening behaviour.

Lack of secure protocol puts US whistleblowers at risk, says ACLU

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Re: startls

The problem I was told was that it if the TLS negotiation fails it can fall back to unencrypted silently so you think that your protected but aren't

Depends how clients/servers are configured. Indeed the STARTTLS RFC explicitly states that it shouldn't fail silently. Real world however..