* Posts by streaky

1745 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Jul 2010

Manufacturers reject ‘no deal’ Brexit approach

streaky

Re: It'll be fine

There's no way to get a deal with the EU. They're intransigent no matter how much it benefits them and have a habit of focusing on silly side issues at the expense of dealing with the core issue. There's no way they'll agree to any deal as far as I can see, and I doubt an extension will either be acceptable to either the EU or the UK electorate.

I'm fine with all this because I voted for Brexit and we don't want a deal, multilateral trade deals are abusive. Just saying if you think there's going to be UK access to the single market as it looks now you might need a reality check. Duties are the price that we pay for accessing markets.

As for manufacturers they're welcome to move out the UK - but they should recognise that duties apply both ways.

UK Home Sec: Give us a snoop-around for WhatApp encryption. Don't worry, we won't go into the cloud

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Re: perhaps itself encrypted with a key known only to law enforcement

My dear Streaky, PGP is very much a thing, You should google it.

Nono don't misunderstand, I know it's a thing, I'm telling you it doesn't work like you think it does.

streaky

Re: I wonder how...

I'm already using bitmessage and I have the source backed up, so they can do what the f they like. On a technical level the things being discussed are absurd. Nothing said by Rudd passes the laugh test.

streaky

Re: Colour me surprised

But if you know better, please explain in detail why this is the case - as I just aded to my post, this method is used by PGP amongst others, so I'm sure they would be delighted to hear your analysis.

What are you talking about. That's not a thing.

There is clearly an ability for a third-party to decrypt - that's the point - but it's not a technical weakness

It's a weakness that's been intentionally added by technical means. It's literally the definition of a technical weakness. It's not even a back door; it's a front door. We copy your data and use it as we see fit is not a private communications service any longer. People leave whatsapp and use stuff with even stronger privacy and crypto strength guarantees so they can't break it when applying massive computation to it. Better for the security services? Nope, I don't think so.

streaky

Re: Colour me surprised

However it's possible to encrypt the session key again with a second public key. The corresponding private key could be held by WhatsApp, perhaps itself encrypted with a key known only to law enforcement. WhatsApp (or whoever) stores the encrypted chatter between devices, and can decrypt it with that private key as required.

The fact you don't understand this is the introduction of a technical weakness is a problem.

For starters you double the chances of the [a] key leaking - that's a technical weakness that you've introduced. Secondly it's no longer end to end encrypted it's "end to end and we copied your shit and have the key" - at that point the service is *useless* for privacy and people will go elsewhere.

These services exist because governments and security services can't keep their nose out people's shit - doubling down on that is not going to make it easier for security services it'll make it harder.

UK.gov confirms it won't be buying V-22 Ospreys for new aircraft carriers

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"long-range combat search and rescue" is code for special forces ops.

"long-range high-speed delivery of mission essential spares and stores" - it's called a C-130 and they're cheaper to get off the ground, and shift more/bigger mass, faster, for way cheaper.

They're a pig to fly and easy to crash, which is why it happens often. Use a plane or use a heli, there's no requirement for in between for UK forces. There's might be for US forces but honestly I doubt it, there's a reason the US navy AND the secdef in the US were against the project - it's not really fit for purpose or really any other purpose. US army in the end smartly ran away screaming.

streaky

It's probably not even down to economics. Flying them isn't like flying or helis or like flying normal turboprop aircraft. You're gonna need special training you probably don't even need and you can't even import it from the RAF because they don't use them.

Plus yeah not for nothing forecourt cost of these things is 70 million USD regardless (and you're going to lose them because they're not exactly subtle), for capability you might not need - they didn't use them when they took out bin laden did they? Use helis with close air support provided by f-35 or other helis or jump out a plane or frankly just flatten the place and call it job done. I don't get why this is even up for discussion. UK would never try to capture bin laden (equivalent mission) he's never going to come quietly, we'd just mess his shit up with tomahawks or something.

The US has all these aircraft and is having to go out of its way to justify their purchase by finding operations for them you don't actually need them for or they're completely inappropriate for. I'd like us not to do the same thing.

Good news, everyone! Two pints a day keep heart problems at bay

streaky
Pint

Re: A question

One of my favourite scientific subjects is what's known as the French paradox.

Simplest explanation is the idea that they're actually really terrible at attributing death in their statistics.

If you look at single-outcome deaths you can make all sorts of claims about all sorts of things; problem is when you look at all causes. That lower heart risk might also associate with higher risk from liver disease or cancer or aortic dissection or gangrene. This is all a roundabout way of saying I like coffee.

streaky

Re: A question

What is the cause/mechanism that gives 'never drinkers' a worse outcome than moderate drinkers?

Could be something as simple as stress in never drinkers. Entirely plausible. Study doesn't look at all cause deaths is what I'd draw attention to.

Ubuntu splats TITSUP bug spread in update

streaky

Re: Chekov here: my nyetwork

Curl in php-fpm reacted very badly to this. Thought it was me - used nscd as a workaround which solved it in the end but holy hell.

What should password managers not do? Leak your passwords? What a great idea, LastPass

streaky

Re: The perfect Password

Brute force attacks do not care which characters humans use.

Yes, yes they do.

Iamsostupidthatiforgetmypasswords%^£thetime2000 is way - way - stronger than Iamsostupidthatiforgetmypasswordsallthetime2000.

Larger the key space the less feasible the attack. Adding an extra possible character increases the complexity by an order of magnitude. This stuff isn't even complicated.

The world's leading privacy pros talk GDPR with El Reg

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It's a commission regulation. It's arguably worse in many respects, when the European Parliament tried to get the fines (modestly) increased the commission did the normal EU thing and took them out to the woodshed and bashed them with a 2x4 until they complied - and it's still enforced by the Art 29 clowns under a new name. Same shit, different day. Also it's going to be all on Ireland once again and they're - again - mysteriously (nothing to do with tax collected, obviously) not going to have the resources to deal with the issues that arise. It exists purely to annoy US companies and promote the *appearance* the commission recognises the existence of the Charter rather than actually give EU citizens any protections.

The day the UK manages to leverage itself out this shitshow...

streaky

The UK will have a law that pushes all EU laws into UK law. But experts, or something, lol. Yeah you're completely right such a law won't need to exist because it explicitly already will. I suspect parliament might chose to remove a lot of the GDPR stuff because it's mostly garbage written by the same idiots who with stunning naivety brought you such hits as 'Safe Harbour' and their follow-up smash hit 'Privacy Shield' - no saying how many years that will take though.

There's no reason the UK needs this to exist in own laws, if companies want to deal with private data of EU citizens post leave they can chose to follow these rules for their data. Or chose not to deal with the private data of EU citizens (why would you want to anyway?).

Confirmed: TSA bans gear bigger than phones from airplane cabins

streaky

Re: I'm sorry for my country.

Tell us all how we were supposed to put a decent person in the White House when both choices are horrible?

Devil's advocate: by understanding that one's reputation is caused by the other and might not, actually, be factual.

The fact that there's people still saying they're both as bad as each other is exactly how you get yourselves into this mess.

streaky

Re: I'm sorry for my country.

I doubt this is trump, even he isn't *this* stupid. There's no obvious or non-obvious security or safety reason for it. Somebody at TSA thinks they're smarter than they actually are wild guess.

After decades of the US not really giving a shit about aviation security or safety one incident leads to huge overkill response rather than sensible measures. Nothing you can do with a laptop you can't do with a phone. Plus nobody involved has clearly every tried to actually open an iPad it's fairly clear. Not easy.

Wanna see the sharp glass I can get from a smashed phone screen? You're welcome, air travellers!

Git sprints carefully towards SHA-1 deprecation

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Using two separate hash functions on the same doc would do it to be fair. If you used say md5 AND sha-512 the changes of there being a collision in the same input in both functions is infinitesimally small. It's mathematically effectively zero.

Yeah it's not the intent of hashing in git, arguably a side effect to a certain standard though. I'd pay good money to see somebody produce a collision and the resulting file not be garbage mind - therefore it would detectable in other ways.

Friday security roundup: Secret Service laptop bungle, hackers win prizes, websites leak

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Facepalm

Re: Permission

Sure, Streaky, you know more about security than the USSS

Plis most of us here work in tech and many of us work in information security. "know more" - I'm commenting on the naive PR guff they put out not their actual procedures but the naive PR guff they put out is extremely naive. That's why I mentioned it.

streaky
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Permission

not permitted to contain classified information

This is in no way incredibly naive, honest, you believe me right? Not being permitted and it not being on there via some technical measure or validation are completely different things.

GCHQ dismisses Trump wiretap rumours as tosh

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tr1ck5t3r is not mad.

He's certainly angry about.. something.. and the "mad" part is strongly debatable.

His points regarding the extent of digital information collection, surveillance and monitoring are spot on.

Corporations collect personal information. Spending habits, personal details, photos, phone and email details, browsing history to name just a handful. This info is easily obtained by the TLAs.

It's not *easily* obtained but it is obtainable. Those are not the same thing. The problem is what comes next...

The NSA/GCHQ et all are fully connected to all ISP backbones - your network traffic IS monitored.

This is partial truth. They've been and probably continue to be able to access traffic flows between key points in the internet infrastructure and the carriers have been and are complicit in that. Where it breaks down is the tin foil hatter response of they can actually monitor all this information for every person all the time. They have to get useful intel out of the data they collect, and they can't monitor every packet because the flows are obviously far too big for that level of data collection - it'd take a secondary parallel internet infrastructure to make that work and it simply doesn't exist. The fact it obviously can't work as an intelligence tool is the entire problem with it. If it worked it wouldn't be so easy to question it's existence but it missed key events like the Boston bombing and the (numerous) Paris attacks so why should we have to give up privacy for a system that can't possibly - and provably doesn't - work. There's no amount of funding that can make the system they've (apparently) been trying to put together actually be functional at doing this.

None of the above is in dispute - multiple sources not of the tinfoil hat brigade show this to be true. Just look at the revelations of Snowdon or any number of articles on El Reg.

Snowden docs never really stated this though, you have to be clear about what Snowden actually said and not reinterpret them to mean they have more capability than they really do. They've gone too far but we're in the zone of total capability on all devices at all times and nobody is safe and the agencies concerned clearly don't have that; and nobody has said that - including Snowden who was running rings around them at the end, and arguably continues to with fairly basic security measures, crypto being a key one.

streaky
Alien

can never trust a Govt than operates in secret, its as simple as that

So you can never trust a government. No matter how benevolent there's always going to be a level of secrecy around various issues. No getting round that.

Next time you talk to someone beit HMRC, your GP, a nurse, emergency services & armed forces personel, just ask them if they had to sign the official secrets act?

Generally only people who are likely to be exposed to official secrets have to sign official secrets act related paperwork. I've done it several times, it doesn't make me part of the state spying and cover-up apparatus. Indeed if you see my submissions here or had seen my twitter you'd see that I regularly call out GCHQ and others for working outside their remit and invading people's privacy. FWIW nobody at HMRC, or in the medical profession would ever generally be exposed to the official secrets act or information covered by it. Most doctors who aren't military doctors would refuse to sign such paperwork, I'd be surprised to hear of even military doctors being required to sign anything non-standard and exceptional. Official secrets act isn't fit for purpose because nobody is ever prosecuted under it anyways.

Fact is unless you join one of these organisations or become a CEO of a top business, you will never know just how extensive the Govt spying really is. Just look at the latest TV ad's suggesting women could be working for the secret services, your own other half could be spying on you right now.

This is pretty much the definition of paranoia. Do you hear the voices often?

Thats why you can never trust anyone, not even your own parents, brothers & sisters

Yep don't trust your family. Go live out in the forest in a shelter made of twigs and wear a tin foil hat to protect you from the alien signals.

Ubiquiti network gear can be 'hijacked by an evil URL' – thanks to its 20-year-old PHP build

streaky

Re: 20 year old PHP implementation?

I wouldn't trust a build of *any* interpreter from 20 years ago doesn't matter what you think of PHP. Running as root is moot - once somebody is in any common priv escalation and you're gold.

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Yet totally and completely unsurprised?

Canonical preps security lifeboat, yells: Ubuntu 12.04 hold-outs, get in

streaky

Re: On the plus side

Desktops seem to be more complicated than servers in my experience, never had a dist-upgrade fail on a servers but I see it all the time on desktops. Never really figured out why but they're usually fixable if you have even reasonably basic knowledge of linux.

FBI boss: 'Memories are not absolutely private in America'

streaky

Re: Er ...

Fourth Amendment isn't a right to privacy in explicit terms. It's a right not to have your person searched or say a server that belongs to you - and a warrant can break through that right if it's legally gained. You asked this whilst I was still mid thought stream on my original comment, see the edited version where I covered this.

The only thing that stands between that right and you being searched is probably cause, which is a very low bar. Lets not even get started on exigent circumstances in times of terrorist attack fears.

streaky
Terminator

Re: Er ...

Freedom to speak or to assemble isn't a right to privacy. That's the fundamental problem here.

US constitution doesn't guarantee a right to privacy. Not saying it's right but there's no explicit right recognised by the document. It's an enormous problem because if that right isn't guaranteed to US citizens there's no hope that the US government would acknowledge there's a right for non-US citizens.

There is an implied and limited right that's badly codified for the modern world which is how they can get away with saying things like this because they are technically, legally, correct. These arguments have to be fought by statute law and by things like the right not to be searched illegally - the right to privacy in memory only exists to the degree that one's memory can't be illegally searched. Just wait till they can search your memory directly and a court can issue a warrant on that - it'll be a fun day.

streaky

Re: failing at your job

Oh they KNOW you... you might not know that they're watching, but they are

Evidence suggests if you're a technical C-level then at least one of NSA/GCHQ do and have considered if you'll be usable as a target in future or current operations for sure. Read the emails from the Gamalto stuff, scary shit for technicals. Always wear protection.

Where in the world is Fast.co.uk web hosting?

streaky

Re: Businesses fail all the time

The polite and non-exploitative thing to do would be to send an email and written/typed correspondence to clients telling them one is going under. Stop taking money from client bank accounts and advise the client to seek an alternative supplier for ALL the services they subscribe to. Suggesting alternative provider would be useful. And stating a date on which the services will terminate is essential.

This is the point at which "what would be polite" conflicts with the law. Once you know you're insolvent the law says you cease trading, and that includes sending out polite emails or allowing customers to make backups - or giving prior early notification. Not very nice it might be but it is the reality. Always backup your stuff.

Liquidators will screw you for this stuff and you will end up becoming a disqualified director if you're not careful.

Sir Tim Berners-Lee refuses to be King Canute, approves DRM as Web standard

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Boffin

How come they can't do that with smartphones, then?

Because phones aren't general purpose computing devices despite all claims to the contrary? Secondly they're not as secure as you might think - keys *can* be retrieved from them if they were worth the effort. They can be broken, if somebody was that way inclined, but honestly, why bother. P.S. microprobing is cool.

streaky

Copyright means they get the final say on where their content gets shown and under what conditions

This isn't actually strictly true, and effective DRM isn't actually possible. It's just shit to put in browsers for the sake of putting it in. If it can be built it can be broken.

Awkward. Investigatory Powers Act could prove hurdle to UK-EU Privacy Shield following Brexit

streaky

"Home Office mandarins"

These guys aren't the problem here.

The problem is the security services asking for (as it's their right to do) more powers upon more powers. I'd never ever criticise them for wanting that because every power they get the more capable they are and that's fine for them to ask.

It's parliament's job to educate itself and find the line between what they actually need and the rights of people not to be watched 24/7 - and then enforce that decision - and they have neither the will or the means to do that job. It's being farmed out to the European Court system and that's a bad place to be when we're about to lose that system.

It's okay to have the occasional terrorist attack and it's also okay to send special forces in/use drones/carpet bomb/use nuclear weapons (delete as appropriate) to reduce the external threat to ensure the country doesn't have to lose the freedoms that have been so hard won.

TLD;DR: Government needs to get better at dealing with the security services and stop using the EU as a backstop in lieu of competence.

US-Europe Privacy Shield not worth the paper it's printed on – civil liberties groups

streaky

Re: Uhm

There's no evidence that's the case and the joys of an actual democracy rather than a pretend one: we can get ourselves a new government if they don't fix it.

streaky

Uhm

Been saying this for months, still no movement (or even utterances) from the EU on this. EU charter is in tatters at this point. Faster we can get out the EU and force the government here to fix this forthwith the better.

Google mass logout riddle deepens: OAuth token fumble blamed

streaky

Oh weird this happened to me but I figured it was because I'd recently changed my google account security config.

Microsoft slaps Apple Gatekeeper-like controls on Windows 10: Install only apps from store

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Re: @Streaky First it's optional...

If so, then why haven't they already borken the windows telemetry?

I dunno maybe because they, y'know, have.

Why would AMD and Intel have to be on board and (b) why would microsoft have to remove other OSs?

Because it'd take a hardware security change to make this happen on general purpose computing devices that would have to come from processor manufacturers at a hardware level to be effective in a way the average toddler couldn't work around it. On the other OSes thing; probably because everybody (well, most) would jump ship to a company/community that wasn't trying to end general purpose computing in a way that - FWIW - Microsoft have not only never professed to interest in but also helped engineer in the first place.

IF it ever happens I'll be front and centre shouting Microsoft down but can we wait until Microsoft's board have caught up with your insinuations first?

streaky

Re: @Streaky First it's optional...

I'm the original AC & I was being serious.

Well yeah you're wrong. And the reason you're wrong is Microsoft like being a trading entity. They won't they can't and lets be sensible.

What you're talking about simply isn't a thing for the same reasons you're all getting uppity about it. If it was a thing they'd stop you doing things like strong crypto first, not removing people's ability to run software which would be broken through in ~30 seconds by literally half the people on the planet who write software.

This nonsense is why people like Trump can talk about fake news and divert attention away from lacking competence, there's no truth to be found in this thread. As a joke it works, okay whatever, as an actual proposition it's all sorts of dumb. Send in the downvotes idiots. They'd have to get Intel and AMD on board first and also remove from existence every single other OS. None of these things are happening even IF internally at Microsoft it's something they want to do - which it absolutely, categorically is not.

Also stop coming back at people with corporations are all corporationy you look like fools.

streaky

Re: First it's optional...

Can't tell if serious but assuming you are: no, no it won't.

On the off chance it ever did there's other OSes and Microsoft can't even enforce driver signing which is perfectly reasonable and part of the kernel when users don't want it. It'll never happen anyway for a long list of reasons.

'First ever' SHA-1 hash collision calculated. All it took were five clever brains... and 6,610 years of processor time

streaky

Re: Can anyone prove SHA256 is any better?

You can already mathematically prove it's more expensive and time consuming - and to what degree. Once you physically prove the state of it you've by definition already found a collision and thereby proven that god doesn't exist.

streaky

Re: Can anyone prove SHA256 is any better?

It's more computationally expensive and the key space is larger so.. yes? Prove is like trying to prove god doesn't exist though..

Don't worry about Privacy Shield, it's fine. Really. I promise, says US trade watchdog head

streaky
Black Helicopters

Re: Political theatre

Flip that around. Do US citizens have any protection from the likes of GCHQ, DGSE, (now we find out) BND,..

A US citizen in the US can challenge EU actions in EU courts in a way that EU citizens in the EU can't challenge US actions in a US court. Reciprocity is the watch word here. EU charter applies to US citizens in the US, US constitution (and more importantly key relevant to the internet parts of it - like the right to not be subject to unreasonable searches) doesn't apply in the reverse. They can't even stretch to lying and pretend it does in public so who knows what's going on out of sight - for sure whatever it is is probably very bad.

TL;DR: Yes, yes they do. US citizens have equal protection under EU law, EU citizens don't under US law. US exceptionalism: fuck you if you're not a US citizen. Well, fuck you back actually.

streaky

The EU is ill-equipped to deal with this, only the courts are - and the EU courts can only intervene when a case is passed to them. It's a nightmare. If the EU truly believes the charter is a worthy cause it should have been all over this when Bowden bought it to their attention, all they've done is hidden the cracks behind a wall of obfuscation; first via safe harbour which was wildly ineffective and didn't get past its first court challenge and now via privacy shield which is about as useful as a spanner made of sponge.

streaky

It's true, nothing has changed, it isn't worth shit. It never was.

DoJ doesn't believe that aliens outside the US have any right to due process (and is on record stating such) which means they have no right to privacy. Anybody hiding behind privacy shield is fair game for lawsuit IMHO - they should know the guarantees privacy shield claims to provide are worthless and are complicit in the fraud (and massive - continuing - invasion of privacy) being perpetrated against EU citizens.

Brit lords slip 30Mbps Universal Service Obligation into UK Digital Economy Bill

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Re: wishfull thinking

"I regularly pay for one-off fibre installs across Scandinavia and a price of tens of thousands of euros isn't uncommon"

But.. the UK isn't Scandinavian. FWIW the USO is the USO so the question, again, comes down to technology choices whilst doing that.

streaky

Re: wishfull thinking

Hence the point of the USO..

UK taxpayer built BT's network and continues to pay them to increase service in the middle of nowhere and gets poor value for money. USO at 30mbit might be the kick up the jacksie they need to make smarter technology choices.

30mbit should be an easily achievable target for anybody that wants it. It doesn't force a minimum bandwidth if a customer only wants 10mbit but if a customer wants 30 then BT should be forced to offer it. Nothing but positives. IMHO if you really want to make it about digital economy then it should be 50 but 30 is better than nothing. We're not a huge country and most people are reasonably close to largish towns, most of the country should be on FTTH by now with the cash that has been sunk into BT.

How to nuke websites you don't like: Slam Google with millions of bogus DMCA takedowns

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One of my sites..

.. has this problem. Most of them are bullshit, nobody ever checks them - and they're not worth countering. Most of the DMCA's I get directly that would seem to come from a human source are for pages that don't even exist or haven't done in a long time. These guys are going to be responsible for the death of search engines (by uselessness) and Google for some reason don't care.

IBM to UK staff: Get ready for another game of musical chairs

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Unions..

IBM does not recognise any union in the UK

Isn't this what CAC is for?

Here's a multinational getting UK government contracts that apparently doesn't recognise UK employment law? And nobody in their employ seemingly thought to do anything about that?

Is your child a hacker? Liverpudlian parents get warning signs checklist

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Re: Being a criminal has little to do with the list as given.

Is it when the NSA kicks the door in?

I'd tell them they're in the wrong country and to do one.

If it was the NCA or local po-po I'd tell them what they told my sister when her abusive ex found his way into her iTunes account and changed the password and added his own email address as a recovery address with proof who did it (not like according to the CMA this should result in multiple years in prison or anything) - there's nothing they can do.

On a more serious note - as somebody who's been a kid in the past - the point is this article is completely useless to its stated goal. These things are not there to be discovered by the incompetent - if you read this article and it's your only point of reference; you're in no position to judge if your kid is a hacker any more than you're in a position to judge if somebody has an aortic dissection from watching house episodes.

This stuff inevitably has negative consequences. Little Jimmy is a hacker because he likes computers and struggles to make IRL friends but belongs to a community of <insert game> players who accept him for who he is. Little Jimmy should be on restricted computer time so little Jimmy can't do whatever he's doing that's going to end with him getting gainful employment in tech fields over and above his peers who are all getting drunk in the local park and smoking weed. We can talk about it because we've been exactly here - and for the record if you think modern systems are more of a risky target than older systems you might be out of you mind - the only difference is there's more of them. I remember when credit cards didn't even have security codes printed on the back.

Google agrees to break pirates' domination over music searches

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we're in a country now that allows the Food Standards Agency to ask my ISP what I Googled on February 14th 2017, and for them to then be told that I went on to a pornography website

If you were really this paranoid you'd know that the average 4 year old can make that return an empty list and you'd get on with it. The people who actually care (most of us work in tech and can see how insipid such a thing would be from a mile away) should just clear ourselves out these databases and let the ones who think we're making funny jokes about it also get on with being in those databases.

This stuff is a massive waste of political capital that could be used for actual issues like GCHQ's attitude to their remit or attempts to front-door crypto and the like. Joe Average probably takes the nothing to hide view (if they didn't - we do have elections you know) so let them get on with it.

Regardless I heard the EU was supposed to save us from this. lol.