908 posts • joined 30 Jun 2010
Shoved down our throats
I get that you’re trying to be all grown-up by dropping the innuendos, but couldn’t you have slipped one in for us loyal readers? Perhaps ask Dabbsy to write next week’s piece if & when the spec is actually released.
Re: Stock Android
Yep. Recall the period from 1995 to 2012, when Windows barely changed. You could learn Windows NT 4 (released back in 1996), fall into a coma for a decade and a half, and come back to find the Windows 7 desktop experience almost exactly the same. Same for Microsoft Office, right up until that bloody ribbon. Users didn't have to re-learn everything every two years. Given how much crap we've suffered in Win8/10, I'd love to have that stability back.
Meanwhile in America ...
... someone stuck wifi on a doorbell and sold it for $1bn.
If I had a brainy idea, I'd be on the first flight to Silicon Valley to bring it to market.
I’ve never seen an IT contractor send an equally qualified substitute to a client site.
Unspecified amount of money
I too have invested an unspecified amount of money in Magic Leap.
But since you ask, I’ll specify: zero.
99.995% is impossible
Even humans aren’t that accurate.
If you’re positively identifying terror videos at that rate, you must have a huge false-positive rate. So a movie like Mad Max Fury Road, featuring fighty young people with big guns on dusty desert roads, would probably be flagged as jihadi propaganda.
Ahh, that cherished outfit. They really are quite thick. The blogger Tim Newman has eviscerated their press releases in the past:
I'll direct you to this handy chart of laptops with matte screens (because glossy screens are the devil's creation): https://www.productchart.co.uk/laptops/sets/1
Basically the only 17-inch options are gaming laptops such as Asus ROG (Republic Of Gamers), Dell Alienware, Acer Predator, or MSDI Dominator. There's one decent-looking HP Pavillion laptop too.
Screen size seems to be inversely proportional to screen resolution: my pocket smartphone has something approaching 4K resolution, whereas hardly any of the 17" laptops have anything more than 1920x1080.
If it's good enough for Google and Apple
> The logical thing to do would be to let the manufacturers innovate and produce these devices while Microsoft concentrates on the operating system, software provision and services, Azure, etc.
Just as Google are concentrating on services, and not rolling out their own line of Nexus phones, having bought up Motorola in 2014 and HTC in 2017 ?
Not to mention Apple, whose tight integration of hardware and software has long been the envy of Microsoft.
Migrating without adapting
: enabling on-premises NFS-using applications to move into Azure
Great, we're going to see on-premise apps loaded half-arsed into the cloud, without any accommodations for cloud-specific issues (latency, bandwidth, etc.). This is unlikely to end well.
Looks like the same NFS. This is a joint development with NetApp, and their existing NAS products use the standard NFS protocol.
Re: Let's be real here.
It's not always obvious though. Can you tell the difference between someone who is still drunk from the night before, and someone who has a cold? What if they simply haven't slept properly because of external factors (heat wave, noisy neighbours, etc.)?
Re: would a
And to stop mobile phone transmissions, can we make the net's mesh size small enough to block mobile phone signals (i.e. a faraday cage)?
Re: *raised eyebrows*
Quite. Ideally Trump should aim to get the tax changes enacted for 2019, as it should produce a nice stimulus to the economy just in time for his 2020 reelection.
I'm not going to defend the quality of Open / Libre Office here, and I've lost track of which one is better on any given day of the week.
But if you read non-techie forums such as Mumsnet, people are actively recommending (Libre|Free)Office for home users. By pricing out those home users, Microsoft will lose valuable feeder users who both build brand loyalty and who may eventually graduate to full-blown Office.
At £119 for Office Home, it's looking expensive. Apple's iWork is free (though granted it's not nearly as powerful); LibreOffice provides maybe 80% of the same features & quality for free.
The old Microsoft Works was just £40. Microsoft desperately need something at that price point to hook new users in; otherwise they don't have that valuable chain of users migrating from Works to full-blown Office as their needs expand.
Re: felt poorly for a year, coughed up some very nasty stuff and so visited a respiratory clinic.
Are you not familiar with the NHS?
Desired State Configuration, Puppet, etc.
I'd like a button to export the configuration from one server as a text file (like Puppet etc.), then import it into another server. Far better than our current approach of trying to play spot-the-difference between two servers, where one is behaving and the other is not.
I avoided VAT just last month
Bought a Samsung Galaxy S8 for the missus. Ordered through a 3rd party seller on Amazon UK. Paid roughly 17% less than the version sold by Amazon themselves. Ordered on Saturday, dispatched same day, received the following Wednesday. No mention of VAT on the receipt.
It is trivially easy to evade VAT in this manner; and it's obviously not illegal. The government does need to change the law to create a level playing field for both domestic and overseas sellers.
And that's how you drum up business in Paris during the slow August holiday season.
I just wish we had some stability. Ever tried writing for the browser in 2017? The toolchain keeps changing. We had jQuery, then React, then Angular. Building it required Grunt, then Gulp, SystemJS then Webpack. Modules went from AMD to UMD to CommonJS to something else. Package management moved from Bower to NPM to Yarn and back to NPM again.
Examples and quickstart projects which compiled perfectly six months ago no longer work because somewhere a package was upgraded. Answers on StackOverflow are irrelevant because they applied to version 1.3.5, and you're using version 2.7.1 now. Bugs on Github are left open, with not even a WONTFIX comment from the developers.
Not so long ago I remember a world where major tools were upgraded every 2-3 years. Windows XP was standard for over a decade. VB6 even longer. We had years to learn the quirks of IE6's "quirks mode". Nowadays if your Github project isn't on a six-week release cycle, it's abandonware.
I'd take a sabbatical if I could, but my skills would be worthless by the time I return.
All of the above problems are magnified on a CI system, because half the tools don't log to stderr or set the error code correctly.
Re: Can we just clarify...
They'll be using the U.S. Census Bureau's definitions: https://www.census.gov/topics/population/race/about.html
"Asian" means both Oriental and Subcontinental (India/Pakistan), but not Middle-Eastern (they count as White).
"White" includes Europe, North Africa, and the Middle-East.
"regularly accessing 4chan"
Is that a known sign of a nonce?
So why isn't Canada a hotbed of startup talent and entrepreneurship? I'm struggling to think of major Canadian tech companies other than Nortel (bust) and Blackberry (slowly going bust).
That user-defined whitelisting string already exists. It's called your email address.
Without it, the email never reaches you.
With it, the email does reach you.
Native apps are too nosy. When installing a typical Android app, it pops up a list of permission requests as long as your arm. If you don't want to share your location, your installed apps, your contacts list, and your mother's maiden name, then a web app is the only option.
The city of Munich tried this
But found it cost too much. They recently announched a move back to Windows.
Many schools use fingerprints as ID for paying for school lunch. This means kids avoid carrying cash or payment cards which could easily be lost or stolen by other kids; and it means those in receipt of free school meals don't stand out.
Re: Thanks, Trump
> those 70,000 workers who would have been in your country...
There are still far more applicants for H-1B visas than actual visas issued. Last year there were 230,000 applications, but only 85,000 places. (The total number of visas granted ends up around twice that, because of various loopholes; but there's still no shortage of demand.)
To paraphrase Peter Thiel:
"We wanted hyperloop trains, instead we got music matching algorithms."
Or as we all know, software is cheaper than hardware.
Re: Workers defending their territory; managers afraid to challenge them.
> Ouch! This is how the Civil Service ...
Yes, fair point. But with developers, you only get rotated around 3-4 systems, so you eventually come back to code you previously worked on. The Civil Service path is one-way, so you never have a chance to apply lessons learned elsewhere to your previous mistakes.
Re: Workers defending their territory; managers afraid to challenge them.
And why do you think it will be any different if every single one of them is perceived as cost to be shoveled off to TaTa?
I didn't say anything about outsourcing. Outsourcing doesn't solve the problem at all: it merely shifts the problem to another company, and conceals the complexity from the end client.
Rather, it's an internal problem of employees being allowed to take "possession" over their little piece of the system (or in BA's case, their 1 system out of the 200). It then becomes hard to move or replace that person, and they become very resistant to change. I've seen this happening in a lot of places, especially large government or quasi-government organisations. The way to avoid it is for management to rotate employees around different systems so that everyone knows a bit about how three or four systems work, rather than just knowing a single system in-depth. This also helps you recover if/when the critical employee leaves.
I don't have any specific knowledge of the BA situation; but 200 critical systems in an organisation with strong unions (making it hard to fire intransigent workers) suggests something like this may have happened.
Workers defending their territory; managers afraid to challenge them.
This sounds like a situation where each worker aggressively defends his or her patch. "No, you can't possibly merge my legacy paper reporting system with Bob's new email reporting system, because [insert ridiculous reason here]." Given the chance, most of us will defend the systems we maintain (and by extension our jobs): it's human nature. A manager's job is to challenge the ridiculous reasons given.
BA's management are squarely to blame here.
"and maybe do serious work"
You mean maybe spend the best part of two weekends fiddling about, getting everything to compile, getting your existing apps to work with it, hours spent searching obscure foreign-language forums (mangled through Google Translate) for an answer to why X won't work with Y, all for a 2% subjective improvement in the GUI? No thanks.
SQL => Sequel
The first phase of the project went well; but for the next phase we need a sequel server.
I should have called the MS Access version the "prequel".
Re: husband-and-wife payments
That kind of income-splitting is explicitly forbidden under S660a; this is separate from IR35.
You don't go to McDonalds for salad
And you don't go to an internet forum for polite conversation. If I wanted to exchange pleasantries, I'd talk to my neighbours.
Suggestions for tech firms' hold music
IBM - "Getting Smaller" by Nine Inch Nails
Amazon - "Return To Sender" by Elvis Presley
Tesla - "Electric Avenue" by Eddy Grant
Fisker Inc. / Fisker Automotive - "Together in Electric Dreams" by Phil Oakey
I'll let others take over from here.
National Health and Family Planning Commission
What an Orwellian name!
How about a simple weight limit?
If you're using a skinny iPad, you're safe. But if you're packing a 2003-era desktop replacement "portable", it goes into the hold. The exact figure for the weight limit should be determined based on how much weight of explosive would be required to cause real damage.
Re: IT support is outsourced.
Pity it's after pub o'clock in India.
£10m a year for a drone?
"ScanEagle was originally adopted by the British as a £30 million, three-year deal"
Ok, so it's not exactly a Parrot; but that does seem pricey. Is there no chance of using for consumer / prosumer gear in the MOD?
Thin Client Add-On
I can understand adding on a Wyse thin client; but why is there an option to add on a full Dell OptiPlex i3 or i5 desktop PC? That basically eliminates all the benefits of VDI.
Games, porn, Facebook (but I repeat myself). Now that kids have so many other demands on their time, there just aren't enough hours in the day to sit in the park nursing a two-litre plastic bottle of White Lightning.
Re: "it is up to government to close the loopholes"
Companies which don't exploit loopholes get out-competed by those which do.
The broader point is that you can waste your breath shouting at people to change their behaviour; or you can legislate for it. Legislation is far more effective.
For example, consider car seat belt usage. Across the United States, 89% of drivers use their seat belt. But in New Hampshire the figure is just 70%. Why? Because the state doesn't have laws on seat belts for adults. You can huff and puff all you like at the remaining 30%; but you'll get a much quicker result by simply legislating for seat belt use.
Worse still, by wasting your breath shouting at Uber, you're letting thousands of smaller, lesser-known companies get away with exploiting loopholes. If you campaign to get the law changed, you fix the problem for both big well-known companies and thousands of smaller ones too.
"it is up to government to close the loopholes"
At last a report which doesn't blame the companies themselves, but places the blame squarely at the foot of the government for not closing the loopholes in the first place.
> although a proportion have gone back on new deals that put them outside the regulation
I'd be interested to know how they managed that. If loopholes exist for these contractors, presumably they also exist for thousands of others, including outside IT. (The new IR35 rules have also hit locums in the NHS - I'm sure they'd be interested to hear of ways around.)
Obligatory XKCD reference
Situation: There are 14 competing packaging systems.
14?! Ridiculous! We need to develop one universal packaging system that covers everyone's use cases. Yeah!
Situation: There are 15 competing packaging systems.
Uber needs Apple users, obviously; but Apple also needs Uber. If you're a regular Uber user and you suddenly find out you can no longer use the app because of some legal squabble, you'll rush out and buy the first Android phone you see.
Once a user has converted to Android, they're unlikely to spend $969 on a new iPhone in two years' time. That's a big loss for Apple.
No, COBOL is dead
Besides, for a new starter today, the correct question is "Will my COBOL skills still be in demand when I'm 60?"; to which the answer is emphatically no.