Posts by Darren Brooke

couldn't give a toss...

yawn

next story please

wheres the bofh?

re: welshmen & sheep

"since everyone knows that Welshmen do not in fact have intimate relations with sheep and any reference to the same is just a cheap attempt to drum up laughs."

oh yes we bloody do

twice a day & three times on sundays

i alwyas look forward to a bit of sheep dip

;o)

Re: Alan Donaly

aren't you supposed to wait till friday

before ranting like a loon and cheering me up

thanks for bringing it forward today

db

re: what!?

alan, alan, alan

can i call you alan?

take one of those big pills you keep in the drawer

y'know the ones marked chill

and breathe deeply and try and calm down

i lurve fridays

now wheres the new BOFH?

db

hahahaha

now this is more like it

a proper friday story

i hope he gets the bollocking he deserves

maybe he'll be seeing the dole office next tuesday?

;o)

re: re: awesome

goddamn i lurve fridays!

anyone else think that NotARegisterReporter is being ironic & a smartarse,

or perhaps just doing the ironing?

sad to see no paris hilton/iphone/ROTM angle, but i'm sure it'll turn up by the days end

;o)

RE Sophos AV(from the coward with no name)

Kiss my arse

when you have 2 IT staff supporting 700+ pc's, 80+ laptops, multiple servers, routers, switches etc

and somewhere in the region of 1500 users

with a budget less than you spend on colonic irrigation

or your ugly wife & children spend on booze and noseplugs

so they can stand to be around you

then feel free to comment further

IT Techies do a bloody hard job, with little appreciation from staff, parents, pupils or management

so we don't need anonymous posts saying we're wasting our employers time and resources

twat!

ps: written off the clock on own pc