* Posts by The Nameless Mist

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Nearly everyone in SOUTH KOREA HACKED IN ONE GO

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nearly everyone .. i don't think so

A bit of SPIN on the posting title.

Population of Korea is approx 48Million (2010 estimate)

Assuming the data theft was the stated 35m then this is about 73%.

Of course "Three Quarters of all Koreans hacked" isn't quite as punchy as "nearly everyone".

Your mom, girlf, boyf: Spying on your phone and email

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WTF?

Hello .. Security .. Passwords ?

My iPhone has a pincode

My home server has a password

My home workstation has a password

My other half does NOT know them.

Yes there's a letter in the safe should it come down to "emergency circumstances" but the envelope is one of the "sealed - rip to open" type so its peek-proof.

My other half would be just as narked off with me peeking at his accounts as I would be if I caught him peeking at mine.

Amazon throws tax hissy-fit, dumps California affiliates

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Facepalm

you sell something .. you pay taxes

I fail to see why people are arguing about paying taxes.

If you sell something and the state says there is a sales tax then you pay the tax.

Its the STATE's duty to enforce the failure to pay the tax.

What California is trying to do is get AMAZON to handle the processing of the taxation when they are acting as a "shopfront" for other retailers (their associates).

As any company is under a duty of care to maximise profits (legally) then if California says "you must do the tax gathering work for our state" then Amazon has to look at this and say:

"a) we shoulder the cost of this extra processing in people & computer time / power & equipment costs)"

OR

"b) we get out of the market where we are going to be forced to expend cost for no financial benefit"

The duty of care clearly points to option B) as being the valid method to follow.

No company is going to do work for another organisation without a benefit in some form.

UK watchdog looking into Facebook face-tech row

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Chocolate Fireguards

thats how useful the Info Comm is here.

After all they didn't even lift a finger when BT teamed up with PHORM and were mining people's internet access.

1000 day wait for Sarah Palin emails nearly over

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Stop

back to the STONE AGE

And no I'm not talking about the policies of the politicians, I'm talking about Palin's insane need to distribute the records only in paper format. several thousand pages of paper.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/green-science/question16.htm

Gives about 80,000 pages of paper / tree

The dump of records is just over 24,000 pages. So every 3.333 copies eats a tree.

NOW THATS ENVIRONMENTALLY UNFRIENDLY.

California set to impose 'Amazon Tax'

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hey .. where'd they go?

If they press on with this California will shortly learn the truth of the adage "cutting of one's nose to spite your face".

Amazon (like many other large corporate bodies) will quite easily pickup and move, or disassociate itself from local agents/affilliates/resellers rather than pay what it perceives as unjust taxes.

Its happened in the UK with organisations moving to Ireland or Switzerland and then shunting revenue abroad under various tax exemption methods.

Chicago lawyer deploys distractionary dumplings

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Facepalm

Simple Solution

.. gay male jury.

Pippa Middleton in $5m grumble flick offer

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Alert

They should ask her brother

Its young James they should be speaking to.

Given the pictures circulating widely on the net of him in various states of dress and undress.

He has recently taken to asking sites to remove them. Best of luck there laddie. Once its on the net, its there to stay.

Ten... fantasy gadgets you wish you owned

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Entry #2 Holodeck

If you're going to write about Star Trek then at least have your writes check what they type.

#2 HOLODECK refers to the SECURITY protocols.

Its SAFETY PROTOCOLS.

Pope says gravity proves technology can't supplant God

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Let him try ....

.. travelling on foot / riding / sailing from the Vatican to the UK.

then travelling through the UK on foot /riding and standing in a large field and preaching to the masses without the aid of any sound systems.

THEN he can start bitching about techology.

Until then can the god-squad leader in chief please STFU.

Paramount to recount The Martian Chronicles

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Alien

TV Miniseries

Oh .. another chance to watch Rock Hudson be a good dad and husband on screen.

MPs criticise banks on online fraud despite declining losses

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2 factor

What gets me is why the banks don't just issue two factor authentication devices ?

Relatively (given the volume) cheap, and (OK given RSA's current problems not perfect) reasonably secure; this would heavily improve the online banking security.

They get one free when first wanting to use OL banking and after that get a new 2FAD every three years, or free if they can show the current one is dead (taking it into their bank).

If all the UK banks co-operate then even purely virtual banks can offer the exchange method.

Google relocates Australian AdWords customers

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Reasonable Time ?

@Neoc

Well I suppose if you're in Europe and are an Adword customer then having the business there is going to make it reasonable for you.

What you mean is that is unreasonable if you're more than 8 hours from UTC.

Single-patent lawsuit hits Apple, Google, Amazon, Priceline...

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Alert

is an "IP Phone" the same as an "iPhone" ?

The patent refers heavily to the concept of an IP Phone.

Question - is this the same as their legal target of "iPhone" / etc.

The Bayeux Tapestry archiving model

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FAIL

1000 years old ??? someone can't do subtraction

Current Year = 2011

Year of the Invasion = 1066

Difference 945 years.

IN fact the item (its not strictly a tapestry) was likely commissioned several YEARS after the event so its closer to 935-940 years old.

Chicken Little report: Sat-nav dependency spells DISASTER!

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Paris Hilton

[Insert Deity of Choice] forbid

... that we should actually remember / learn how to read a map.

I've seen people walking down streets in London, Blackberry in hand with the GPS doing the "you are X and moving in -> that direction" trick, and then wrap themselves round signposts.

Actually its quite enjoyable watching them do that.

{Paris - because she's got some flunky to GPS for her}

Whitehall to puff punters: 'Hide your fags'

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Blank Packets

Apparently the UK Gov are planning to make ciggie manufacturers "plan packet" their wares also, so there will be no colourful images to lure the ankle-biters into smoking.

When a few years ago they forced manufacturers to add "elf and safety warnings" to the packets , some bright sparks made a fortune out of selling "covers" that slipped over the packets to hide the details.

Wonder if they'll start producing the covers again?

@jake

UKGOV makes about £11billion in taxes a year from tobacco sales.

Julian Assange sets out bid to appeal extradition to Sweden

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The more important questions

1) Which Border plod let Assange into the UK in the first place.

2) Which Sweedish plod didn't arrest him at their border on the oubound flight.

Yes I know all about free movement in the EU, but Assange hold AUSTRALIAN (OZ) citizenship which the last time I looked doesn't get him free entry here.

He should have been flagged up by the Sweedish plods as "wanted for questioning" and been shoved back on a plane to Ikea-land.

WikiLeaks boss labels UK extradition order a 'rubber stamping process'

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Kind of convenient

And may we ask .. why did Assange come to the UK in the first place?

Humanity's stored data measured in CDs to the Moon

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Alert

International Standard Areas "the Belgium"

Oh come on people, everyone knows that the "Belgium" is the standard comparative area.

Taking the area of

China at 9,596,961 km^2

Belgium at 30,528 km^2

we get a ratio of 314.365

Therefore if the layer of books is 13 deep across China it would be 4086.75 deep over Belgium.

Now the next question is how many standard trade paperbacks does it take to fill

a) the London Double Decker Bus

b) an Olympic Sized Swimming Pool

Cameroonians cleared in 'surreal' dyed banknote scam

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stupid is as stupid does ?

this is why I don't live in Spain.

that and their habit of letting Brits buy up land, improve it with housing, drive the land prices up and then go "oops . .your original permission was invalid" and dozing the house down.

Apple seeks touchscreen display mouse patent

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FAIL

whats in the way ..

Whats in the way of those buttons .. oh yeah .. MY FINGERS YOU CLODS!

EPIC FAIL

New Taser made to take down angry bears, moose

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Stop

do not use ..

on squirrels

Official: music is a brain stimulating drug

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Alert

the DEA and the RIAA..

.. so if music is a drug, and the RIAA are trying to collect money for the use of this music.

does that mean the DEA will start an enforcement action against them?

Facebook suspends personal data-sharing feature

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WTF?

When the application wants to use data that it doesn't need

For instance, I use the TRIPADVISOR Cities I've Visited app. Its a useful way of sharing your travel.

Now it wants (as "required" items of data)

- access my basic information

OK - I can live with it knowing my name, profile pic, and data I've shared with everyone (not that I do share with 'everyone') and list of friends.

- send me email

OK - not a problem

- access my profile application

NOT OK _ why does it need to know my faviourite TV show?

- access my familiy and relationships

NOT OK_ why does it need to know my relationships ?

- access my photos & videos

PART OK - but only the ones I WANT to give it to use.

- Access my friends' information

NOT OK - why should my friends surrender data on the basis on MY travel details?

What we can see here is a GOOD APP that is being OVER GRABBY with its information requests.

The END USER needs to be able to SELECTIVELY say NO to data requests, and if that hamstrings the application then the application can say "oops - can't do that because".

When one oligopoly screws another

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For UK swap $ for £

in the UK we're used to just taking the US$ value and replacing the $ with a £ regardless of the exchange rate.

PARIS concocts commemorative cocktail

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Paris Hilton

"We'll Always have PARIS"

We'll Always Have PARIS.

Truly geeky as its also a ST:TNG episode name.

India claims RIM data deal, again

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Big Brother

Ministerial Communications

Jim Hacker: "But this [communiqué] may bear no relation to what we actually say."

Sir Humphrey: "No communiqué ever bears any relation to what you actually say."

Jim Hacker: "Why have one?"

Sir Humphrey: "Sort of exit visa; gets you past the press corps."

Royal Wedding: Prince Charles is a ZX81, Wills is an iPad

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Duke of Edinburgh

Does this make the Duke of Edinburgh (Prince Philip) a Sperry Univac ?

US may disable all in-car mobile phones

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FAIL

Car Crash

Car goes over the edge of the roadway into a ditch.

Driver is trapped upside-down in jammed seatbelt.

Oh dear .. you can't call 911 .. your mobile is disabled.

FAIL!

AMD ships first Fusion processors

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Badgers

APU

what .. they've got an Armored Personnel Unit built in?

WOW! I'm impressed.

Nominet forgets what the first .uk domain name was

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Paris Hilton

When is a UK not equal to a GB

It all boils down to terminology.

GB = Scotland England and Wales

The main island landmass as a geographic and political entity.

UK = GB + Northern Ireland

The main island plus northern island, so its a POLITICAL entity.

The BRITISH ISLANDS = UK + Isle of Man and the Channel islands

The BRITISH ISLES = GB + the islands + the entire IRISH Island (Eire and Northern ireland)

Thats a Geographic Entity.

Paris - because ..well just because

Über-zombie cookies give us the fear

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Paris Hilton

My PC .. Your Files .. My Invoice

To company responsible for placing a cookie on my PC that reconstructs itself in multiple locations following an attempted deletion.

This constitutes an abuse of my computer equipment.

You are using my disk space and my processor time.

Please find attached an invoice to cover the disk and processor usage.

Plus my time billed in 30 minute intervals while I remove it from my computer.

{Paris - because she doesn't eat cookies}

Earth's first all Klingon opera debuts

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Happy

the appropriate songs would be ...

Uhura, Rand and Chapel singing Three Little Maids (Mikado)

Klingon Ensemble (lead by Worf) singing Pour, Oh Pour the Pirate Sherry "Bloodwine" (Pirates of Penzance)

General/Chancellor Martok singing "I am the very model of a modern Major General" (PoP).

(which I would desperately love to see sung in tlhIngon.

Bridge Crew Enterprise singing "We Sail the Ocean Blue" (HMS Pinafore)

with a rebuttal by the engineering/security teams of Enterprise NX01 of singing

A British Tar (HMS Pinafore again).

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pIqaD

Actually the written form is referred to as pIqadD

Dawn raids catch 9 for massive iPhone 'fraud'

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FAIL

O2 payup first ..

You'll note that O2 paid up the £10/min charges to the premium line holders AND THEN went hunting for the client to pay them back.

You'd think that the reverse would be true.

How an ancient printer can spill your most intimate secrets

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Alert

Dot Matrix !

My doctor's surgery in the UK went to laser printer some time ago.

Given the epic handwriting issues with British doctors this was probably a good thing.

Solar plasma aurora storm to hit Earth tomorrow today!

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Paris Hilton

press the button

Putting a switch on a pedestal and marking it "DO NOT PRESS - WILL CAUSE END OF ALL LIFE ON PLANET"

Guarantee you will get someone going "oh .. what does this do?"

{Paris -- because she'd probably push it for the publicity}

Turkish pranksters load Facebook Translate with swears

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Thumb Up

Hungarian Phrasebook strikes

Seems like the Turkish mob have watched a bit too much Monty Python.

NHS spunks £7.5k on porn room

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Alert

Typical ..

.. what about us guys who preferred the Page 8 Mate ?

The Sun saves parasailing donkey's ass

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Paris Hilton

Assuredly the right Ass

So the Sun goes out there and says "we want to pay you lots of Roubles for the Parasailling dongkey".

Now .. call me a it sceptical, but don't you wonder if someone just dragged them along and went .. there .. thats the donkey .. pay up.

{Paris .. because the Donkey is her Best Friend Forever ?}

SCO rises from the dead (again)

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Paris Hilton

the dead horse in question

The problem is that with the whole SCO / Novell / Unix case, the dead horse is SCO.

They may as well rewrite their company charter to "Our reason for being is to launch legal cases to gain control of some copyrights so we can launch more legal cases to gain revenues."

Isn't there something in the USA Law that enables the government to "put down" a company that is acting in this manner ?

{Paris - because she's crying for the poor judge}

Phorm issues shares to raise cash

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Alert

How long does the UK Police investigation take already?

They've been shown to be taking UK citizen's IP traffic without telling them they're "involved in a test".

Throw the book at them and ban them already.

Chancellor cans planned game biz tax break

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And 20 per cent VAT hike won't help sales, either

VAT is not being increased by 20%.

This would put VAT (UK Sales Tax) at 37.5% !!

VAT is going up from 17.5% to 20% (2.5%).

The author should take better care in their sub-titles.

Humongous star ejects jumbo jellyfish

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WTF?

Chemistry 101

The basis of a Chemical Element is the number of PROTONS in the NUCLEUS.

The number of protons is commonly called the ATOMIC NUMBER and should be unique to all isotopes of that element.

For example HYDROGEN (in its most common isotope) has 1-P 0-N 1-E

One proton, zero neutrons and one electron.

Oxygen, Atomic Number 8.

therefore it has .. count 'em, 8 Protons and the isotopes have varying numbers of neutrons.

There are 8 electrons in two shells (shell 1=2, and shell 2=6).

The common isotope is Oxygen16 and has 8-P, 8-N, 8-E

Shove one of them together with two hydrogen and you have a substance which is found to exist to a high degree all over the world, it promotes decay in ferrous metals and can cause death by asphyixiation, its called Dihydro Monoxide.

Adobe lines up emergency Flash fix

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Flame

Patch Management and Adobe

Maybe if Adobe got their act together and worked with MS to implement updates PROPERLY via WSUS then a lot of corporate sites would be able to update smoothly.

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