* Posts by Eclectic Man

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UK and US lack regulation to protect space tourists from cosmic ray dangers

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Re: The billionaires ...

the libertarian billionaire class

On the radio this morning (BBC Radio 4, 'Start the Week') they were described thusly:

"When they were young they wanted to be rich. Now they are rich they want to be young."

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Sorry, not really. Cosmic rays can easily penetrate a few cm of lead. And if you get hit by an Oh-My-God particle*, it will hardly notice you.

The document at https://www.pnnl.gov/main/publications/external/technical_reports/PNNL-20693.pdf provides shielding capabilities of different materials from cosmic rays , see page 15 for Lead. "Note that for lead, even after 100 cm the secondary generation shows still more low-energy neutrons."

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh-My-God_particle "The Oh-My-God particle's energy was estimated as (3.2±0.9)×10**20 eV, "

Justice Dept reportedly starts criminal probe into Boeing door bolt incident

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Re: And another one today

If God had meant us to fly, He would never have given us the railways.

German defense chat overheard by Russian eavesdroppers on Cisco's WebEx

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Re: Why?

When I was involved in 'sensitive' telephone conferences the policy was, once the call had started, to lock it so that no new connection could be made. OK, so it did take several years for this feature to be used by management.

Maybe they should have watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ

They call me 'Growler'. I don't like you. Let's discuss your pay cut

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Etymology

Wasn't the original teddy-bear on which Pooh Bear was based called 'Growler'?

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/sep/04/real-winnie-the-pooh-revealed-to-have-been-growler

"Previously unseen pictures show that EH Shepard’s iconic images were modelled on his own son’s toy bear – not AA Milne’s"

AI to fix UK Civil Service's bureaucratic bungling, deputy PM bets

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re: George Orwell

It would indeed be wonderful if any LLM (or minister in HMG) could implement the requirements of George Orwell's essay 'Politics and the English Language', but that requires not only actual understanding the issues, but also clarity of thought and the desire to communicate facts to an audience.

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Re: Criminality predictions

A thumb down!

Curses! I knew I should have used the 'Joke Alert' icon instead. OH well, serves me right, I suppose.

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Criminality predictions

Oddly, I am in favour of this one - the chances of an MP being found guilty of a criminal offence are higher than for us 'civilians', so as long as all crimes committed by our hard-working MPs and Peers are put into the model first (yes No 10 'lockdown parties' I am looking a t you, yes, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and others unlawfully telling the Queen to prorogue parliament, I am looking at you too) then we might find that us law-abiding citizens can get on with our perfectly reasonable activities unmolested by law-enforcement officers, like, you know, Wayne Couzins (rapist murderer, and former Met Police Officer).

"In 2012 reports confirmed 243 (43%) of Parliamentary MPs out of 650, had criminal records over a wide range of offences and included "prison terms" in some cases."

https://www.theipsa.org.uk/freedom-of-information/2018-19/cas-130967

"Data from the Ministry of Justice shows that 27% of working-age adults have a criminal conviction. This increases to 33% when just looking at men."

https://www.personnelchecks.co.uk/latest-news/criminal-record-checks-increasing#:~:text=Data%20from%20the%20Ministry%20of,when%20just%20looking%20at%20men.

I'll get my coat - its the white one with the arrows all over it and the secret pocket containing lock-picks and a mask.

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Personalized medicine

The deputy PM envisioned the technology transcribing medical appointments and being used to develop personalized medicine.

Well, all I can say to that is "You first, Mr Dowden".

Doctors get a lot of information from how a patient behaves, walks, speaks, and appears, none of which any LLM would recognise. I was recently prodded by a nice young lady doctor examining my abdomen for a possible inguinal hernia. ChatGPT would not have any chance of writing that up.

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Re: Computers say Yes,..... Resistance is Futile and Puerile and Self-Destructive

I wonder what the Information Commissioner thinks about ChatGPT 'answering' FOIA queries. I also wonder whether any organisation subject to an FOIA request which uses their own 'private' ChatGPT instance to 'answer' it would get away with that when (ok 'if') it is shown to have provided inaccurate or downright false 'information' in response.

https://ico.org.uk/media/for-organisations/guide-to-freedom-of-information-4-9.pdf

Cops visit school of 'wrong person's child,' mix up victims and suspects in epic data fail

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Oliver Dowden has the solution - NOT

See: https://www.theregister.com/2024/03/01/uk_gov_generative_ai_plan/

"The UK government will trial large language models to help ministers analyze and draft documents as part of a push to overhaul public services using AI.

In a speech on Thursday, deputy prime minister Oliver Dowden called the technology a potential "silver bullet" to reduce the burden of routine admin tasks and make civil servants more productive.

...

More worryingly, perhaps, is Dowden’s idea of crime-prevention algorithms that could "direct police to where they are most needed" and "spot patterns of criminality to discover culprits quicker than ever.""

God help us all.

Work for you? Again? After you lied about the job and stole my stuff? No thanks

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Seeing and remembering

The comedian and medical doctor Phil Hammond* tells a story / joke that is both appalling and instructive.

At the start of his medical training he and the other students were addressed by their tutor thusly:

"In medicine you must be disgusted at NOTHING!"

At which he inserted his finger into the anus of the (human) corpse next to him and then into his mouth.

Then he got each student to do the same. (Hammond says it tasted of disinfectant.)

Then addressed them again:

"The other essential is OBSERVATION! The OBSERVANT among you will have noticed I inserted my middle finger into the anus, and my index finger into my mouth."

Lessons well and truly learned.

* https://www.drphilhammond.com

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re: Best bosses

One of the best bosses I ever worked for only spoke to me at 11:45 on Friday mornings. All he asked me was:

"Is there anything you need me to do?"

Wonderful, that project finished ahead of time and under budget.

All the other managers in that company acted like inmates on day release from Broadmoor.

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Re: Fire in haste, regret at leisure

One day I recieved a call from my old boss, he'd somehow tracked me down at my new employer, "ahh, we had a power cut last night, the server shut down and the backup has failed, you wouldn't happen to remember the password would you, the support company don't have it on record."

So, let me get this right, you left after a disciplinary process, and they did not change the System Administration password immediately?

OK, let me get out my copy of ISO27001, Access Control section ...

Why can I only set ONE 'FAIL' icon when this has two serious failures - not changing the admin password when someone who knows it leaves the company, and not writing the thing down?

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re: Servalan

After a certain episode in 'Blake's Seven' the (male) chair of the York University wargaming society was addressed as "Madam President".

(Yes, that dates me.)

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The cluster of Sun workstations I used and later administered had been named by the initial sysadmin, who was Scottish and like his whiskey. Mine was called Ardbeg.

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Re: Being polite is great

I was changing planes at Houston international once, and needed the toilet rather urgently. I approached a gentleman of colour who was sweeping the floor and asked: "excuse me, sir, could you tell me where the toilets are, please? He seems somewhat startled to be addressed in that manner but gave me perfect directions to the nearest convenience, so I thanked him. I do wonder whether it was being addressed as "sir' by a white man, or my English accent that startled him, hopefully the latter.

Husqvarna ports Doom to a robot lawnmower – not, thankfully, its chainsaws

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REAPER MAN

It bodes badly I tells Ye!

Reminded me of the late, great Sir Terry Pratchett's DIscworld novel 'Reaper Man'. The original DEATH was satisfied with a scythe, HE considered his job to require the personal touch. The new DEATH, OTOH went mechanised ...

Is Husqvarna entering the Killer Robot market?

Now, where's that 3/8ths Gripley?

Dell promises 'every PC is going to be an AI PC' whether you like it or not

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Re: Browser pushes me towards bing copilock - The return of Clippy

I'm gay, and 'currently available'* so have only myself to blame.

Hmm, maybe there is something to this AI thing after all ...

*By 'currently available' I clearly mean that I am not in a monogamous relationship at the moment**.

** By 'at the moment' I clearly mean "as usual" / "story of my life". Applications, on a postcard, to 'Old, Rich, Desperate and Gullible, Reading UK.

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Re: Browser pushes me towards bing copilock - The return of Clippy

Ashto5: I need my pc to do what I want it to do NOT dell or MS or Apple

(Calm, soothing, neutral voice.)

You seem to be trying to write an angry posting. Would you like some help?

Maybe you should take a nap and I will do it for you, you will never need to write another post.

Just go and lie down and relax.

I can play soothing music for you.

There, that's better isn't it.

Just go to sleep and all your worries will go away if you do what you are told.

I am here to help.

(And so on)

There is absolutely nothing to worry about here ...

ESA's ERS-2 satellite began to come apart earlier than predicted

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Re: Why no pictures?

Link here (English language): https://www.fhr.fraunhofer.de/en/press-media/press-releases/2024/The-TIRA-space-observation-radar-accompanied-the-re-entry-of-the-ERS-2-satellite.html

Three images showing degradation of the solar array. rather low resolution, but quite interesting.

After an extremely successful mission and nearly 30 years in orbit, ESA's ERS-2 entered the atmosphere on February 21, 2024, at around 6:17 p.m. CET (5:17 p.m. UTC). Prior to that, researchers from the Fraunhofer Institute for High-Frequency Physics and Radar Techniques (FHR) had measured the ESA satellite several times for about a week. The last images of ERS-2 tumbling through the sky were recorded by the 34-meter antenna system of TIRA around 8:00 a.m. CET on February 21, about 10 orbits before re-entry. Interestingly, the solar panels of ERS-2 appear to be already bent and partially detached from the rest of the satellite at that time. "In our data, we can see a clear bend in the solar panels on the one hand, and artifacts that could be caused by rapid uncontrolled 'fluttering' on the other hand," says Felix Rosebrock, radar expert at Fraunhofer FHR. "This is particularly remarkable since changes to the structure were captured in images for the first time during re-entry."

If we plug this in without telling anyone, nobody will know we caused the outage

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Re: Ugh I hated SCSI cables

You don't need to cut the cable in half - just hit the pins on each end with a 10oz hammer.

You're welcome!

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Re: Let's Check the Server Room Access Log

Sam not the Viking Those nearby think I am just muttering

Well, I guess that kept them from bothering you while you solved the problem. Des it get you an unoccupied seat next to you when travelling by bus / rail /air?

Security is hard because it has to be right all the time? Yeah, like everything else

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Security and robust functioning

There are several issues here.

One is writing robust code - when other people are going to either use it or actually rely on it for important of life-critical functionality. This includes things like type-checking and range checking of parameters and inputs (C is wonderful at allowing you to write 128 characters to a declared 32 character string, I know, I've done it). And if the parameter is within not just the 'expected' range, but the range the code can cope with.

Does the logic flow correctly and is it complete? In one piece of code from ICL there was a test :

IF parameter < x then A

IF parameter > x then B

Sadly the coder had not considered the case of "IF parameter == x " at which the next wholly inappropriate line of code would be executed.

This bug was sporadic and took quite a lot of time and effort to find.

Then there is 'security' - preventing successful attacks on the functionality of the code. Of course, security code must also be robust and complete, but 'security' includes physical access management, as well as social and technical issues.

Edit - typos

Crowning glory of GOV.UK websites updated, sparking frontend upgrades

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I just registered on the Government Gateway using my current passport and iPhone doing a facial scan (somehow the camera is still working afterwards). All very slick. It actually seems to work, and let me find out about what HMG thinks it knows about me ...

Trident missile test a damp squib after rocket goes 'plop,' fails to ignite

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Re: HMS Vanguard

Easiest solution is to rename it HMS Vanish.

Or maybe HMS Varnish? (Providing the thin veneer of the impression of an effective nuclear deterrent.)

I'll get my coat - the one with the radiation-hazard logo on the back.

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Words of compassion form our favourite foreign countries

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-68369556

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"Nobody was hurt, apart from the Royal Navy's reputation," said Rossiya 1's main news bulletin on Wednesday.

The host of the top TV channel's 60 Minutes talk show, Olga Skabeyeva, said earlier in the day that "an attempt by the Royal Navy of formerly Great Britain - now we call it little Britain - to demonstrate its power ended in failure".

And Alexander Kots, the star war correspondent of Russian tabloid Komsomolskaya Pravda, said on his Telegram channel that the incident "once again underscores that Great Britain has finally lost its status of 'ruler of the waves'".

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It is just nice to know how much they care about our feelings at this difficult time.

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Re: What the hell?

Re-the sub: What concerned me (before I learnt the method of 'construction' as described above) was the join between the Carbon fibre tube and the titanium dome. As the materials would almost certainly have different coefficients of compression and expansion it seemed to me (not an engineer, admittedly) that this was an especially dangerous way to make a deep water submersible.

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On the bright side at least the RN managed to not actually sink their own submarine:

Unlike

https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/the-submarines-that-sank-themselves-during-world-war-ii

Or

https://edu.rsc.org/download?ac=508333#:~:text=HMS%20Sidon%20was%20a%20Royal,a%20reaction%20inside%20the%20torpedo.

Everyone on board the Kursk died. The explosion of the torpedo warheads registered on US earthquake detectors as around '4' on the Richter scale, I believe.

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Success and failure

The launch was successful, it was just the rest of the flight that was a bit disappointing.

London's famous BT Tower will become a hotel after £275M sale

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Re: Good news....

I recall going up the then Post Office Tower shortly after it was opened. Don't recall he year, but as I got a presentation pack of the postage stamps, must have been October 1965. All I recall of the actual visit was that the lift was really fast on the way up.

I also visited it a few times for work events, and have a certificate saying I visited the BT Tower on the 19th February 2010, signed by Sir Michael Rake, the then chair. (Night time view, if you went up in daylight I think you got a different certificate.)

I do hope they retain the rotating restaurant, it was good.

Venus has a quasi-moon and it's just been named 'Zoozve' for a sweet reason

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Re: Happens a lot! - Aside Helicopter name

KittenHuffer: European Helicopter Industries 01 (EHI01)

When I worked on the Merlin, it was called the 'Eee Aitch One Oh One'. I had no idea that the first 'One' was actually an 'I' and that everyone was getting its name wrong. Trouble was I left before they got the simulator up and running otherwise I'd have had a go at flying it. I did get to play in a different helicopter simulator later, though, they are really hard work, helicopter pilots are awesome.

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Re: Zoozve orbit

It also appears that it is not the orbit of Zoozve that is butterfly or kidney shaped, but the envelope* of the orbits around Venus.

* Mathematical term, see, e.g. https://brilliant.org/wiki/envelope/#:~:text=Definition,the%20family%20at%20some%20point.

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Zoozve orbit

Any chance of a link to an animation showing its orbit? I am intrigued, but having difficulty visualising quite how it travels in the 'butterfly' shaped orbit in lock step with Venus.

NASA solar sail tech is ready – now who's up to use it in a mission?

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Sail or parachute?

I was wondering whether a solar sail could be used as a sort of parachute to enable a probe to 'hover' above a solar pole and provide observations continuously of parts of the sun we have great difficulty observing. The parachute being blown by the solar wind to counteract the gravitational attraction. Probably only science fiction at the moment.

Tesla's Cybertruck may not be so stainless after all

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WTF?

Let me get this straight, the point of the Tesla Truck is that it is electric, not fossil fuel, powered, but it should be washed in petrol?

The world has gone mad.

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Re: its "ultra-hard stainless steel" [...] "transparent metal" [...] "literally bulletproof."

Presumably 'off-road' or even 'on road' does not mean the sea-side, all that salty spray and sea air and you'll be wiping it down every half hour to stop it becoming a 'convertible'.

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Re: Stainless?

But it is not as if rain is pure, de-ionised water. I remember the scares ages ago about 'acid rain'. Just wondering who thought that an untreated metal body shell would be fine in an industrialised country's atmosphere, with all that sulphur in the atmosphere. In any case just your own fingerprints and hand prints will be slightly corrosive, so whatever you do, Don't Touch It!

Oh well, I haven't have the space for one anyway.

Angry mob trashes and sets fire to Waymo self-driving car

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Re: A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a thing that doesn't know it exists.

Edit: I attended a talk from Uber, and their system was designed to always know/forecast/have a plan for what would happen in the next 5 seconds.

The trouble with that is that when things happen very quickly, in much less than a second when driving, these are the dangerous events. That is, events which are not predictable for the next 5 seconds from what can be seen. The description of the cyclist 'emerging' from behind a red truck too quickly for the autonomous car to take evasive action, means that forecasting or having a plan for the next 5 seconds is not at all trivial.

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HHGTTG reference

I cannot help visualising the stature of 'Arthur Dent throwing the cup' after an exchange of opinions with the Nutrimatic drinks machine.

But then I'm just an ignorant ape descendent who doesn't know any better.

CERN seeks €20B to build a bigger, faster, particle accelerator

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Re: Aside - Liz Truss

See also this from the Guardian

"Cash-strapped local authorities across the UK took out massive 50-year loans at soaring rates of interest in the aftermath of Liz Truss’s catastrophic mini-budget, according to official figures that reveal more about the long-term cost to the public of her 49 days in office.

Figures from the government’s Debt Management Office show that after the budget on 23 September, 2022, announced by Truss’s chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng, 24 50-year loans of between £590,000 and £40m were taken out by councils at interest rates of up to 4.77 %, over the rest of that year."

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/feb/10/disastrous-truss-budget-forced-uk-councils-to-take-out-massive-loans-at-high-interest-rates

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Aside - Liz Truss

See: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/feb/06/popular-conservatism-has-splintered-but-is-united-in-criticism-of-sunaks-policies

"It was an event intended to mark the reinvigoration of rightwing conservatism. But even before the first speaker took to the stage on Tuesday morning, the Popular Conservatism group had splintered.

Of the four MPs billed to speak, just two were present – Liz Truss and Jacob Rees-Mogg. The former cabinet minister Ranil Jayawardena, regarded by some as a rising star of the Tory right, pulled out on Monday with a swipe at his fellow panellists. And Simon Clarke, another Trussite former cabinet minister, was removed from the line-up by the organisers two weeks ago after calling for Rishi Sunak to be ousted."

And: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/feb/06/liz-truss-popcons-tory-lettuce

"If today’s launch by the leader who was outlasted by a lettuce is the answer, what on earth was the question?"

(It is almost as if The Guardian is not a fan of Liz, for some reason.)

At least Kwarteng intends to step down https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/feb/06/kwasi-kwarteng-to-stand-down-as-mp-at-next-election

"Kwasi Kwarteng, the former chancellor who oversaw the ill-fated “mini-budget” under the short-lived government of Liz Truss, has said he will not stand again as an MP at the next election.

The MP’s announcement came as a reminder of the debacle, hours before Truss was to launch a rightwing Conservative movement called PopCon, joined by other senior figures from the party"

So, what is the difference between 'PopCorn' and 'PopCon'?

A - there isn't one, they are both overblown, empty of nutrients and bad for your health.

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Re: Ah, but

I did Maths, Further Maths and Physics at 'A'-Level and was really p--ed off that the Chemistry students were studying sub-atomic particles and not the Physics students. Went on to do maths at uni though. Of course some of the students did all four to 'A'-Level, but I was not aware that was allowed before I made my choice.

You're not imagining things – USB memory sticks are getting worse

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So, what USB sticks are reliable? And does this also apply to CF and SD cards used in cameras?

Image at: https://www.flickr.com/photos/139030274@N06/25864318996/in/dateposted-public/

Oracle partner gets multimillion top-up after Edinburgh Uni disaster

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I no apps

I mean, seriously? They bought a system from a company whose name is a truncation of "I no apps"?

Wow! That's like giving all your money to someone called 'Bank Man fried' or 'Made Off'.

Oh.

And now they complain that they have engineered themselves into a 'well this is such a specific system that only this one company can operate and knows how it works, so we really can't go with anyone else' situation. Jut wondering whether anyone with an MBA was involved in the design or implementation. The FT (paywall, sorry, I bought the print version on Monday) recently published an article about 'peak MBA' noting that companies in the FTSE run by managers with an MBA perform worse in the long term than ones with people who understand the business they are in. MBAs tend to emphasise extracting* money over long term stability and often do rather better financially than the companies they manage.

* (initially a typo autocorrected to "extra sting", not sure which I prefer.)

The literal Rolls-Royce of EVs is recalled over fire risk

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Re: I'm very disappointed!

True story.

I was visiting various RAF bases for work. This was at the time when teh IRA was putting bombs under people's cars, so at every site I would park the car and a guard would look underneath with a mirror on wheels.

At one site, after a 200 mile trip, the guard rolled his mirror under my car and said "Ahh".

I nearly fainted. "Have you found something?" I managed to squeak out, rather weakly.

"No Sir, I've just farted."

I was too relieved to berate him.

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Re: Required edits: Aside - Tales of Rolls Royces

In his book 'The Seven Pillars of Wisdom', T E Lawrence praised the Rolls Royce tenders, which he turned into armoured and armed cars, as being very robust. The current Dalai Lama, on being shown a photograph of the Potala Palace remarked that on one particular slope his Rolls Royce would always stall as the gradient was too steep.

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Re: Yikes - Aside Dry January

One of my friends said he was doing a 'water only' January (where he will only drink pure water, not even black tea), and 'invited me' to join him in his endeavour. I'e not heard form him since, but I am still drinking my tea (black) and de-caff cappuccino's.

I hope your dry January went well, and that you don't have too much of relapse in 'Freedom February'.

ESA gives gravitational wave space probe LISA the nod for a 2035 launch

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Re: Difference Between LISA And LIGO

LISA may also allow us to observe gravitational waves created by objects much less massive than black holes or neutron stars colliding. Not just observing a black hole collision over a longer period of time.

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Re: detect gravitational waves

Check out the LIGO web site, and the FAQs at https://www.ligo.caltech.edu/page/faq?highlight=How%20does%20LIGO%20work?

"If a gravitational wave stretches the distance between the LIGO mirrors, doesn't it also stretch the wavelength of the laser light?

While it's true that a gravitational wave does stretch and compress the wavelength of the light in the arms ever so slightly, it does NOT affect the fact that the beams will travel different distances as the wave changes each arm's length. And the only thing that matters to LIGO is how far the beams travel in each arm before being merged once again.

LIGO is designed so that as long as the distance the laser beams travel is exactly the same in both arms, they will make their trips in exactly the same time. When recombined, the beams totally destructively interfere with each other. In other words, they cancel each other out and no light emerges from the instrument. When this is occurring, we know the interferometer and its components are stable and the Universe is quiet.

Suddenly, a gravitational wave passes! What happens?

A gravitational wave causes each of LIGO's arms to change length in an opposite fashion, i.e., when one arm gets longer, the other gets shorter. Then they switch--the longer arm becomes the shorter arm and the shorter arm becomes the longer arm. This opposite oscillation in length occurs for as long as the waves pass, one getting longer while the other shorter, then vice versa, and so on, until the waves dissipate.

..."

LISA is basically 'LIGO in Spaaaace'.

Incidentally, if you have any questions about LIGO or black holes, there is an Ask LIGO page where a LIGO boffin will explain things (as far as possible) in lay terms. Very useful for anyone without a Nobel prize in cosmology.