* Posts by JDX

6848 publicly visible posts • joined 28 May 2010

Microsoft Surface Pro launch: It's easy to sell out of sod all stock

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Re: This is a standard tactic...

Your average user would not want to install a different OS even if it was made very easy so the point is moot... the kind of person interested in putting a new OS on their mobile device is the kind of person happy to jump through hoops to do so.

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No desirable 128GB versions and too many 64GB ones

Wasn't it El Reg who said the SD slot made the 64/128 question moot on Surface... better to buy a 64 version if the price difference is > a 64 gig SD card?

Competition crowdsources blisteringly-fast software

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Re: All your IP rights are belong to...

The entire point is that you're creating an algorithm for someone else to 'exploit'. If you don't like the terms, don't invest your time.

The business mullet: Cool or tool?

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Re: I'm not even going to pretend to care.

Yes theodore that's what all the nerds say. Nobody is buying it.

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Re: Steve Jobs

I don't believe he gave a toss after reading his biography.

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Re: Steve Jobs

I don't think he tried to look cool, I think he just wasn't going to wear what someone else wanted him to.

11-YEAR-OLD code wizard hacks Greedy RuneScape geeks

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Re: Hacking ?

Social engineering is hacking. The best hack is the one that doesn't take much work.

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Re: hacking?

Well done, it only took you a few weeks of teaching to reach the level of an 11-yo.

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Re: "11-YEAR-OLD code wizard"

How is their security 'idiot' if someone puts an app on FaceBook which users download and enter their details into?

Still, you managed to get a few plus votes by following the usual tactic of insulting someone with an argument which appears on cursory glance to seem sensible. Quite the heights of Reg debate then really...

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@Oliver

Typical software geek response... it's not about the end result, only how technically good the implementation.

Whereas to the rest of the world... the guy sitting on a beach drinking champagne with your money for example,,, it's the exact opposite.

'Disturbed' Dell investors could tank private buyout

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Re: Shock asset stripper thinks his shares should be worth more!

By 'very few' you mean the tiny majority who work in an office or attend school/university?

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Surely this kind of news will hurt the share price and allow buying up of stock in a non-organised manner?

Björk gives up trying to Kickstart Android music app

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Re: £375,000?

Mmm, 3.5 man-years of work sounds absolutely crazy. Even re-writing from scratch using the source code as a guide shouldn't take so long!

Clearly this is due to Android being crap... nothing to do with her developers. Perhaps she got quotes and they simply tried to rip her off.

Nemo cancels Microsoft's Surface Pro launch

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Quick...

Get the "both people were upset" joke out of the way...

El Reg contemplates the ultimate cuppa

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It's foolish to suggest that simply because an ingredient is good, it couldn't be improved with other EQUALLY GOOD good ingredients.

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Has nobody mentioned water?

Tea made from hard water is just foul.

Huge rock-hard marble erection shocks Japanese kiddies

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Re: It's just a penis.

Unless you're saying beauty is objective than you're talking rubbish!

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Re: It's just a penis.

Most human bodies are not that beautiful.

Bioshock Infinite, Devil May Cry, SimCity

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Re: SimCity

Unless you've played the beta, how do you know an offline mode makes sense? It's presumably a new game, not just a rehash with newer graphics - since SC2000 the audience has changed massively - literally a whole generation of new gamers have been born and reached an age to buy games.

Every single Internet Explorer at risk of drive-by hacks until Patch Tuesday

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A question

MS manage to patch the OS, IE, Office and other software using one mechanism, which is handy. Every other application I use on Windows seems to have its own update checking mechanism.. and the same appears to be true on OSX (unless you buy through appstore).

How do you (generally) speaking get updates on Linux systems? Does your package manager do it, or do apps monitor themselves or is it all down to the administrator to keep on to of these things?

This is assuming you get OS patches and updates in the same way as Windows/OSX, which seems pretty likely... even Linux has bugs!

LibreOffice 4.0 ships with new features, better looks

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Re: Not a great outlook

It Outlook takes 5min to start up, the problem is your sysadmins. I work remotely on a VM and it takes ~2s - and this isn't a tiny setup either, it's been ongoing for 10+ years so the dataset on the server must be pretty horrific!

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Re: Party like it's 2007

>>Why should LO (or OO) be judged by a standard that MS don't meet?

Because they are the ones trying to steal market share, not hold onto it. If you want to win MS users you need to make the transition absolutely super slick.

If LO's main goal is to win users from MS (is it?) then 100% perfect support for MS docs should be their absolute #1 priority. Otherwise it doesn't matter how good LO is, people won't switch.

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Re: The more MS pushes people to rent their software

So you admit you can't come up with a good counter argument then? You eat cheese and it's gone... you use software and it's still there.

Most of the world's software is going service-based implicitly simply by going web-based after all... gmail, dropbox, Jira, github, etc - the question is only if you pay for them or not.

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Re: Am I the only one who likes the Ribbon interface?

>>Maybe that's because "IT types" have some notion of efficiency and how to lay out a helpful user interface.

No they really don't. The last person you want developing a user interface is a software developer... that leads to "well just learn these 100 keyboard shortcuts and then it's easy". Crap UX is one of the only real failings of traditional FOSS offerings... Blender, GIMP, Vi, etc.

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Re: Am I the only one who likes the Ribbon interface?

>>Anything that takes 5 years to become less difficult shouldn't have been released in the first place.

It doesn't. Except to the kind of person who finds menus difficult to start with.

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Re: Am I the only one who likes the Ribbon interface?

I don't know if I like it but I have no problem with it... it appeared and within a week I was happy using it. Sometimes I have to google where to find a specific feature I haven't used before or for a long time, but I don't think that's different than the old system.

The wife loves Ribbon, says it's way better.

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Party like it's 2007

Only 6 years later, you're supporting 2007 doc format properly?

I might try it out - the utter failure to maintain formatting/styling in .docx files is the reason all my attempts to use OO in the past ended quickly.

The Register Android App

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It works for Kindle...

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At least they named the developer who built this.

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@Eugene

What a surprise, a web-designer suggesting a site should be redesigned.

I've never found a single site, even one brand new from a good designer, that other designers don't tear to shreds. It seems ingrained into being a web-designer that every site must be completely re-designed every year or two.

Of course this is unbiased professionalism, not blatant self-interest.

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Re: 17.07MB ?

More than 1Mb seems OTT.

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Re: This

Maybe you can do it in CSS, but it's far easier not to. HTML+CSS is an abomination creaking at the seams.

Microsoft can't even shift Windows 8 slabs in the middle of a tablet frenzy

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Hmm, a tile-based interface. That doesn't remind me of Android and iOS at all. Oh, it does.

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Re: Contempt!

Jobs rebuilt Apple based deciding what people should have, listening to nobody even other Apple people.

But of course, he also pretty much ran it into the ground by deciding what people wanted.

I'd rather MS made bold moves and got it wrong.. we can always leave MS products... than that everyone sat there doing nothing.

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I think I'd prefer WinRT tablets if the desktop was not present at all... Metro is a perfectly good touch UI but desktop is just ugly on a 10" screen with no keyboard.

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Re: Contempt!

That sounds more like Apple than MS. ASking customers what they want and then making it generally leads to a horrible product. Companies SHOULD take bold moves in designing their answer to a problem... but they need to be right.

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Re: Instant reaction

Good news... your life is obviously so empty that I'm glad a story like this comes along to make it a bit more worthwhile.

Space station 'naut supplies Reg with overhead snap of Vulture Central

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Looks more like a scene from Matrix:Revolutions after Neo is blinded.

A new Mac Pro coming this spring? 'Mais oui!'

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Re: The lack of a new Mac Pro

For 90%+ of users, the MBP is vastly overpowered as it is. Apple are not superficial, they simply focus their main activity on the home user market rather than business... similar to FireFox really in this regard. Nothing wrogn with being focused.

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Re: Whatever the change will be,

They're hellishly expensive, but I have always wanted a fully maxed out Pro, if I won "the PC of your choice".

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Re: Nah.

Perhaps a dictionary would help you, look up what "recognisable" actually means. Then you won't look such a plum fool.

Seagate squeezes out 4TB desktop monster

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Re: Can I format it in FAT16?

You can't use Swedish characters, etc, as drive names? How sad.

Is this still a limitation of Windows out of interest?

Microsoft techies bust data centres, pull plug on Bamital botnet

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Re: chalk one for the good guys

These botnets target desktops if I understand rightly, but with the explosion in the number of servers running is it likely we'll see botnets attacking cloud servers, etc? In that world, targeting Linux would be the obvious route just as targeting Android in the mobile space is the sensible choice.

Apple serves up 25 BEEELLIONTH iTunes download

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Re: titles are for toffs.

You can put stuff on iTunes with no label, in which case 30% cut is an amazing deal.

You realise that the major labels pay maybe 5-10% to the artist, so Apple are taking maybe 2-3% of what the artist gets.

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>>Expensive ≠ Quality

True but MacBooks and iPads have a real feel of quality to them even if it's misleading. Apple sure do make good boxes.

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That's why they sell the most expensive gadgets and are focusing on margin rather than market share?

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It could be argued iTunes was Jobs' biggest success, not iPhone.

Antivirus update broke our interwebs, howl Win XP users

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If only it were so simple.

Fed confirms but downplays Anonymous Super Bowl banker hack

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So the conclusion we reach is...

...that computer nerds don't watch the SuperBowl. Who knew?

GNOME project picks JavaScript as sole app dev language

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M$ Titanic?

Yeah I've probably only got 20 more years of milking that cow. At which point, I can simply switch to whatever has replaced it. Or retire on the $$$ I've made from M$.