* Posts by JDX

6848 publicly visible posts • joined 28 May 2010

The future of the fondleslab belongs to the Fire

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Re: when 7 inch is enough

Shouldn't have had kids then.

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Re: No S*&t

Well we don't see that happening in the smartphone market, in the UK anyway - everyone who wants a SP wants a high-specced one. And SPs are much more mature than tablets.

As an aside - what is the current thinking on when the "iPad mini" is likely to arrive, if it exists?

Elgato Thunderbolt SSD

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Re: hardware compression

I think it simply means slower because a 10Mb JPG file means transferring 10Mb, whereas a 100Mb BMP file means transferring 10Mb also - so the compressed file is 10X slower even though the actual amount of data copied is the same.

Paedophiles ‘disguise’ child abuse pages as legit websites

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"follows a particular digital path"

Does that mean a bit like an old console game, you have to visit regular pages in some special order to 'unlock' the 'extra content'? Or is it actually nothing clever at all, as simple as going to theregister.co.uk/secret/goaway/nothingtoseehere/kiddies?

Arcam rDock

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Re: Slight quibble about terminology

>>Prove it.

This isn't an AV site.

BOFH: Dawn raid on Fort BOFH

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Re: not...

So you're a small-minded parochial IT manager only interested in their own departmental budget, not the company's bottom line?

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"Makes you look cool in front of clients" is a valid business use in my book.

Half of Apple fanbois would bank with the iPad titan

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Re: Lemmings all, they are.

>>Remember Clive SInclair?

One thing Apple have a proven record in is reinventing tech we all thought was crap, so that suddenly it's good.

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Re: Are they nuts?

It's greedy to make profit?

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Re: certifiable users

Because if they become a bank, they won't be a "giant unaccountable corporation", they'll be a bank and subject to very strict international regulation.

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Re: Lemmings all, they are.

Who are? All this survey is telling us is Apple customers have strong respect for the brand. Buying something from another division of a company you have good history with isn't being a lemming, it's common sense.

Still seems a very weird idea though. I would say an Apple car would be better than an Apple bank. iCar can innovate electric cars and use tech for self-driving, blah blah blah.

Hard-up Iceland plumps for cheaper open source

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Cost? Don't make me laugh

The cost of all those committees and quangos alone will dwarf license costs, let alone actually writing the plans, and that's before we even get onto implementing the plans.

Microsoft tarts up custom Mustang Muscle Microserfmobile

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Re: Under the covers

Yes because MS are very strict on what hardware and software you can use on Windows. Come on at least try a bit with these...

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Totally ridiculous

but I like it

LibreOffice will have roadmap for cloud service next month

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When they say cloud...

...do they mean browser-based as a 365 competitor, or cloudy back-end only with rich clients on each platform?

Lovefilm: video streaming outplays disc rentals

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Re: As they're doing so well...

How do they know it's you? Same address, or are you using the same email/payment details? Worth trying with the wife's email/CC perhaps.

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Re: Getting worse

Lovefilm use SL as well now? It works beautifully for Netflix on both Mac and Windows for me.

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Re: still poor selection and poor quality?

I can't answer for LoveFilm, but Netflix has a setting to cap how much data is sent for video - options are:

- up to 300Mb/hr

- up to 600Mb/hr

- up to 1Gb/hr

- up to 2.3Gb/hr (HD content only)

The Netflix quality is very nice and the player is great, I'd recommend trialling it (do so through TopCashBack and they'll give you a tenner for your trouble).

El Reg user forum opens to public, HTML for all (mostly)

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I'm happy enough using HTML but...

... your justification is laughable. HTML may be the web standard, but BB is the standard on forums. The problem is that El Reg is suffering from NIH Syndrome :)

Braben sticks knife into secondhand games market

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"the industry used to be quite innovative, it's just stagnated"

People have been saying that for as long as I can remember. It's just a complaint people like to make.

Also, the game developers typically have NO (or minimal) creative input, they make what the designer designs.

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Re: Note to game publishers.

That doesn't mean those games are better, it just means they are different. Single player story-based games take just as work to make, but are made to be completed, unlike a sport or multiplayer game.

You play Scrabble over and over again. You do a jigsaw once.

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Not true.Many buy a game, complete it as fast as they can and resell immediately. You wouldn't say a film's crap because people don't go to watch it at the cinema more than once.

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Easy solution...

just slap a £1 'tax' on 2nd hand sales which goes to the publisher, for any licensed seller.

Chancellor lands paper cuts on Blighty's small biz

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What % tax on turnover?

As title... otherwise impossible to judge if it's good or bad news.

You're crap and paid too much for the little work you actually do

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Re: I stopped reading after the first point

You missed the point. The articles isn't "how to be good at your job", it's "how to get paid more". It's up to you to choose which you prioritise.

Game Group shares halted, 'no value left' admits board

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Does this mean I should pop in...

... on the look out for sales?

Nokia invents teeny throbbing tattoos to make your skin crawl

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Re: MRI + metal tattoos

Mythbusters may not dive deeply into the theory, but many of the forerunners of science learned through such empirical experiments.

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MRI + metal tattoos

They did this in House where someone had got a tattoo in prison using dodgy ink.

Man FLIES with Android-powered homemade bird wings

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How lovely.

Microsoft fires Bing execs after biz probe

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Re: I wonder..

Who uses a search engine to find a job? And people like that certainly don't go on JobServe...

Also - since when is JZ dead?

FAA mulls scrapping in-flight iPad, Kindle ban

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Re: Never had an issue

I get told to turn it off. I suppose IF 3G is an issue you can see their point that turning it off is far easier than having their staff check things are in airplane mode.

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Someone should make a special Kindle case that looks like a real book... like in films where someone hides a key/computer chip/chocolate bar inside a book with a hole cut out.

WTF... should I pay to download BBC shows?

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Why even a discussion?

You don't expect to be able to get BBC content on DVD for free, or free + P&P to burn a DVD and send it to you. Making it digital content doesn't magically change anything.

You pay your license to watch BBC broadcasting, not get access to their archive.

Met plod will use 1980s software to police Olympics

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Re: Could be worse

FFS Bob, change the record.

Windows 8 for Kindle-like gear hinted by Microsoft bigwig

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"There's a reason for that."

Apple are also pushing in this direction.

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Re: Metro on TV?

Who said you'll have to touch your TV? Metro 'touchy' UI coupled with Kinect and you can change channel with a flick of the wrist.

I don't think it's very practical, but I'm sure it would get lots of press.

Anyway on the story... by 'reader' they presumably mean Kindle Fire rather than Kindle, i.e. another cheap tablet? That's not very exciting since it's just another tablet.

Apple New iPad Wi-Fi only

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Re: Is it just me...

You can render at the old 1024x768, or at the new 2048x1536. OR at anything in between.

From what actual devs are telling me, if you take your existing 3D game and keep it at 1024x768, it runs about 2X as fast on the iPad3 than on iPad2. BUT if you render it at 2048x1536, it is substantially slower on iPad3... i.e. the 3D rendering capability improvements have not kept up with the 4X pixel count.

This is from real developers running real code. They suggest we might see lots of games running at a reduced resolution (lower than iPad3, higher than iPad2). Or that people will stay at 1024x768 and use the extra power to enable much nicer special effects.

Microsoft accused of leaking RDP attack code

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Re: Putting themselves out of their own misery?

Do try to learn at least one thing about software development or security before posting such embarrassing drivel.

If that's beyond you, at least learn to press the Anonymous button.

iPhone stroking keeps us satisfied the most, say fanbois

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the average queuer was packing £1,217 worth of electronics on them

Wow.

Apple Store staff outnumber queues as new iPad goes on sale

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What kind of div would stand in the rain...

...oh wait, an El Reg photographer!

Charge of the Metro brigade: Did Microsoft execs plan to take a hit?

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Sounds like exactly what I've been saying...

... sacrificing a generation of desktop upgrades and enterprise users in order to gain a part of the mobile/tablet world is acceptable. Especially given that enterprise is so slow, they are only just moving to W7 and therefore might skip W8 regardless.

Microsoft 'yanked optical drive from Xbox 720'

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Re: Sod them

diddums.

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Re: A Console for the future

>>there'll always be download caps

Nominate for a future "tech shortsightedness" award.

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Re: WTF?

Sorry, you're a dinosaur :)

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Re: Of course there won't be an optical drive

"You're making the usual geek mistake of assuming that just because your close circle has the latest tech, virtually everyone else do."

No, he's claiming XBOX360 users are a demographic who ill tend to have much better broadband than the national average. i.e. they're geeks too.

iPad 3 benchmarked

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Re: Bit mapped thinking

Sorry but as someone who works in graphics and gaming and so on, it IS a big deal. An iPad is a low-power device compared to a gaming PC with proper dedicated GPU, and driving a 2048x1536 display on a low-power GPU could certainly lead to fill-rate problems when using shaders.

For regular apps it's not a big deal, but for games it could be... saying it's all about vector processing doesn't change the fact your pixel shading units have 4X the work to do.

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Re: Downgrade in fact

Where is this "twice as fast" statement coming from? I've seen a quote from apple that it's a "graphics powerhouse", and Reg's own articles have said different things, what are the facts (backed by links please)?

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No performance boost?

What about the GPU?

JavaScript shogun deflects Google's mid-air Dart attack

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Will DART be any more successful than Go?

Mass Effect 3

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NOT the Matrix

>>Every 50,000 years the Reapers awake and exterminate the universe

>>of all intelligent life in a rather nasty cycle of destruction – The Matrix anyone?

Stargate Atlantis :)