* Posts by JDX

6848 publicly visible posts • joined 28 May 2010

More on that monster Cerebras AI chip, Xilinx touts 'world's largest' FPGA, and more

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Neural nets aren't sorting algorithms. I'm not sure Machine Learning is either, but that's not an area I feel comfortable making any statements on!

Electric cars can't cut UK carbon emissions while only the wealthy can afford to own one

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Does EV adoption just encourage 2-car families?

I am not aware any current EV has long-range capability. I know Clarkson loves to milk this on TV, and that for typical work-commuting it should be fine, but around this time of year lots and lots of people are driving multi-hundred mile journeys in heavily laden vehicles. And of course lots of people do drive long distances every day for work.

So is the model that's suggested you have a little EV to get to work or the shops, AND a nice petrol estate?

Lenovo ThinkPad X390: A trusty workhorse that means business but it's not without a few flaws

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Re: 17.6 hours

Your work and mine might vary enormously. Like MPG, you should treat these numbers as best-possible-case - and what's more you know that.

Hands up who likes gaming! Hands up who likes gaming on Macs! Er, OK. Well, Parallels has an update for you

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Re: This is a genuine question...

GPU/graphics support is a big one. Not sure what else other than polish - seems like for a typical user VB is probably adequate.

Oh, cross-OS integration can be neat too. So, running a windows app in a window on your Mac desktop. Being able to "open with" a Mac app from Windows explorer (and/or vice versa). That sort of thing. They really are pretty slick these days, rather than just having Windows in a window. Though for some, the latter might be preferred for simplicity's sake.

WTF is Boeing on? Not just customer databases lying around on the web. 787 jetliner code, too, security bugs and all

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I'm no sysadmin

But given the incredibly conservative nature of the aero industry, how did they end up with 3 separate systems that have ANY connections at all? I'd have assumed they were totally independent systems.

Or is the fact you can't get into the system (no WiFi or handy ethernet sockets) used as a claim of security - like how even an unpatched XP box is perfectly safe as long as it never goes on the internet and has all its USB ports ripped out?

Of course now WiFi IS starting to appear on planes, and they let you use your own devices to access in-flight entertainment, any such 'air-gapping' is threatened. Is that what's happening here?

Genuinely interested, if anyone can explain or point me at a good article.

Omni(box)shambles? Google takes aim at worldwide web yet again

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Re: Troubleshooting

I don't think your granny is going to be doing that. If you know that stuff, you know how to find these things out e.g. double-click the URL bar or whatever they do.

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To be honest as a default that would probably be fine for the masses as LONG as it can be disabled. Seems that's the crux of it.

Most users don't type in URLs anymore, they search for "example.co..." ENTER

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Re: Why can't people just stop fucking about with things

If it wasn't for some people believing they knew better, we wouldn't have the internet and we certainly wouldn't have the URL standard in the first place.

I assume you believe we should still have ActiveX and plugins in browsers too?

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I mean, the type of user who notices they get different content from example.com and www.example.com is the type who would know why. By contrast most non-techy users won't know what's going on even if they see the full URL.

Is the plan to remove ALL the descriptor or only default ones www & m?

Meet ELIoT – the EU project that wants to commercialize Internet-over-lightbulb

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It's a neat idea but as someone commented, I'm not sure it solves a problem - sounds more like something you'd do as a school project!

I was curious what sort of speed/bandwidth this might deliver, is it viable for replacing WiFi or intended for much less demanding background stuff?

He's coming for your floppy: Linus Torvalds is killing off support for legacy disk drive tech

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How long has CD got?

The fact that CDs and DVDs are still in widespread use hasn't stopped manufacturers dropping them after all :(

UK taxpayers funded Grand Theft Auto V maker to tune of £42m – while biz paid no corp tax and made billions

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I wonder how they managed it

Tax aside - it's a separate issue - I wonder how on earth one of the most successful franchises managed to convince anyone they were a good awardee of £40m given their highly profitable track record.

There IS more to it than just CT because of the jobs involved (and huge amounts of corporate NI paid) but still it's pretty crass to take a huge grant and then pay 0. Sounds like they got a great person in their bidding department, but could hire someone in the PR department to advise on this sort of thing ;)

Sleeping Tesla driver wonders why his car ploughed into 11 traffic cones on a motorway

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Idiocy aside, why didn't it stop?

I agree that modern cars should be able to detect and react to stationary objects in the road. Going further, why should a modern car allow you to hit anything at all? It seems like they have the tech to do this but choose to only use it in certain cases - no?

Forget self-driving, just as a safety aid it would be good. When parking, the sensor could stop the car once it thinks you are about to bump something (you could have a way to override this if needed). When driving, an obstacle could first be highlighted (beeping/lights) then trigger automatic braking.

Can't dance? That's no excuse. Let a robot do it for you at this 'forced exoskeleton rave'

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4-legged moon-walking is pretty cool.

Pair programming? That's so 2017. Try out this deep-learning AI bot that autocompletes lines of source code for you

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An interesting proposition

I imagine it will get a lot of flak here but this seems a reasonable use of machine learning. It might for instance learn your coding style. Or it might be awful. An interesting project either way.

2025: HELLO? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M ON THE TUBE. FULL 4G NOW. NAH, IT'S CRAP

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Re: Keep the tubes quiet

I think people being able to get solid connections might be less annoying than patchy ones at stations, but only slightly.

Rust in peace: Memory bugs in C and C++ code cause security issues so Microsoft is considering alternatives once again

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Lots of people are saying "it's the coder's fault not the language"

But I wonder how many of those people have left these sort of bugs in their code? Even if they're good enough and diligent enough not to now, would they like to guarantee none of their older code is still in use somewhere which might have bugs? Have they checked every open-source code-file they use to ensure it meets their own standards?

That's the point. Errors are inevitable. When you look at even the most skilled and most conservative engineers, mistakes happen - billion dollar satellites explode on launch or fail due to sometimes quite simple errors.

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Re: I can't help but feel the saying "a bad workman blames his tools" still has legs ?

A good workman knows the importance of good tools, however.

Chrome on, baby, don't fear The Reaper: Plugin sends CPU-hogging browser processes to hell where they belong

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I thought chrome restricted non-visible tabs already? Certainly some rich web-sites only load when they are active... I've made the mistake of knowing a site takes a while to load, and switching tabs while I wait, only to realise it just stopped until I returned.

Scientist, war hero and gay icon Alan Turing is new face of the £50 note

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Re: Disappointed with the headline

There's an agenda to push. We can't just pick a notable scientist, we have to make sure they tick some other boxes too.

Turing seems a fine choice to me. It's a shame we can't have several versions with different people.

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You'd think they'd be applauded for putting a gay on the note. But instead they are criticised because they didn't select a black, female gay.

Apple kills iTunes, preps pricey Mac Pro, gives iPad its own OS – plus: That $999 monitor stand

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A few nice things

Catalyst sounds great if it works... and everyone doesn't have to rewrite their apps to be compatible. I wonder if it'll be an emulator since apps are compiled OBJ-C (I think) and if that means you can't run games, etc. Or if they'll ban some apps, so you don't just use the £1.99 version instead of the £29 desktop application?!

Using your iPad as an additional monitor sounds kind of neat especially if it lets you use your iPad as a remote thin client on your Mac. I know you can use VNC et al already but...

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Re: only 1200x1600

I think these are aimed at video editing, if you want to edit 4K video you need at least 4k screen. It's aimed at a specific demographic not regular users.

Microsoft debuts Bosque – a new programming language with no loops, inspired by TypeScript

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Re: so it's...

You're confusing a computer science degree with a computer programming vocational course.

Facebook is not going to Like this: Brit watchdog proposes crackdown on hoovering up kids' info

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"language suited to the age of the child"

Perfect for most adult users too then ;)

Rust never sleeps: C++-alike language tops Stack Overflow survey for fourth year in a row

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So what is Rust then?

I went to their site and it's all market-speak about how great it is. So I went to the documentation and then through to "the book".

Nowhere did I get a simple page or paragraph explaining what Rust IS, and why I should want to learn it... if it's compiled, what platforms it supports, yada yada. I am sure I find this but I'd put that on the website if it was me!

Meet games-streaming Stadia, yet another thing Google will axe in two years

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Re: So, latency

Dave you are of course entirely correct and I had thought about that... what you see on your screen is not authoritative and you see 'skips' when you diverge from what the server decides is correct, if prediction algorithms fail.

But for gamers, surely constantly seeing lag is a big problem - that's WHY developers spend a lot of time making the local client work smoothly and predict the gamestate accurately. I don't know what delay becomes perceptible between me pressing a key and hearing a gun-shot, before it grates?

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So, latency

I've seen fewer comments than I expected "latency makes this impossible" but of course it's a huge issue.

However Google's people are clearly aware of the issue... Lots of the developers are probably gamers for a start. Which makes you sure they have considered it and decided it's not a showstopper. Google may be many things but stupid isn't one of them.

So anyone got any ideas how? Even if rendering and running the game takes no time at all server ping remains. Any they're talking about blockbuster titles not special Stadia games (unreal engine also is supported).

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Re: Making gaming even less attactive!

Your two points kind of cancel each other out though. If they cancel it you stop paying for it. Perhaps the only plus I can see!

First, Google touts $150 AI dev kit. Now, Nvidia's peddling a $99 Nano for GPU ML tinkerers. Do we hear $50? $50?

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Stadia

I don't see any coverage of this which is somewhat odd.

Apple: Group FaceTime allows up to 32 people! Skype: Hold my beer

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Re: "Skype for Business, on the other hand, allows up to 250 participants in a group call."

I guess that's more like a lecture than a group call. 249 listening, but they can ask questions.

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Re: Consoles became a success because people didn't like to put in a coin...

Latency can be solved by building games where latency is not a problem in the first place. Some may consider that not to be really a solution.

Microsoft flings the Windows Calculator source at GitHub

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"Calculator will still go through the usual testing, compliance and quality processes"

Good one.

YouTube's pedo problem is so bad, it just switched off comments on millions of vids of small kids to stem the tide of vileness

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Is this accurately reported El Reg?

Your article focuses on YT having removed millions of comments. Whereas BBC's article focuses on the fact they are going to auto-detect videos containing small children, and block comments on them - in coming months. These are quite different angles and I've no idea which is more important or accurate.

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Re: Is this real, or just the latest panic?

YT categorically state this IS happening. And they have the data and analytics... of course they could just be lying but I don't really see the gain.

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Re: One of the YouTube channels I watched got its comments deleted in this manner

Virtually all the channels I follow (quite) often feature young children because they are family channels of people with kids, watched by similar people. I guess this means said creators simply have to decide whether to feature their kids and have no community interaction, or provide some sanitised version of family life where their children are talked about but never seen!

Knowing the way YT works this will be heavy-handed with little grounds for appeal or common sense.

Don't mean to alarm you, but Boeing has built an unmanned fighter jet called 'Loyal Wingman'

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I'd rather that than a manned plane flying right next to me

Nokia 9: HMD Global hauls PureView™ out of brand limbo

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I miss my 1020

I had the Lumia 1020. It was amazing. Not as a phone, certainly not as a smartphone (though I was a fan of Windows Mobile until they spoiled it) but as a piece of engineering and camera tech it was stunning.

LG folds at prospect of launching bendy phone while Samsung flaunts its upcoming kit on telly

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A phone that could magically extend into the form factor of a tablet would be awesome. Except it can't be significantly more bulky/heavy as a result and the large form factor must be perfect. Easy, huh?

Surface Studio 2: The Vulture rakes a talon over Microsoft's latest box of desktop delight

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Before people jump in to lampoon overpriced kit, I'll reiterate what I said on a recent review of another high end MS laptop (I forget which): if you're paying someone 6 figures to work for you, or earning 7 figures from the work they do for you, an extra £3000 on their laptop is a small outlay if it a)improves productivity even a small amount b)makes them feel happy and valued (which probably leads to a) regardless)

I am just a mapper: Solar drones take to the skies above Blighty

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Battery life

I'm curious how the batteries work at this altitude given the extremely low temperature. Do they use fundamentally different battery tech or are there workarounds that your smartphone doesn't have?

From Red Planet to deep into the red: Suicidal extrovert magnet Mars One finally implodes

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An update from an Actual Mars One candidate...

A friend of mine (in the 100 people selected for future phases if and when anything happens) posted this:

http://hannahgoestomars.tumblr.com/post/182761467414/mission-update-dont-panic

I'm pretty cynical about the project's chance of success but the ridicule from El Reg is little better than tabloid nonsense, I'd have expected better but they're as keen to jump on a bandwagon as anyone else, it seems. The plan has always been to hire people who do know how to build and deliver safely, not have some guy in a shed do it. The initial plan of 2023 is ludicrous but probably no more so than most of Elon's projected dates.

More likely is that Elon just gets there first IMO, or buys out/takes over projects like M1.

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Maybe take the 30s needed to do a casual scan of the people who had made it to the short-list before repeating the joke? Each person as well as passing quite rigorous initial selection criteria would have then spent at least 4 (or was it 8?) years of intense training.

If you've actually read H2G2 and the M1 materials (I assume about 5% of people making fun of it) it's quite clear the people they were after were anything but B-ark types.

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Re: "reality TV "stars" dying from crash landing, habitat failure, or slow suffocation. "

It's a little sad that the readership of El Reg are as easily misled as everyone else. The majority of people selected were highly educated people - lots of science PhDs etc - not 8-pack-bimbos. The moment it was monickered as a "reality TV show" everyone assumed the latter and never bothered to check before making jokes.

If anything, the problem with it being a reality show was that the people selected would be a bunch of nerds - like us - not reality stars or B-Ark-folk.

Almost £5k for a deskslab: Microsoft's Surface Studio 2 hits UK

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Re: SSD Mistake

What exactly are you expecting them to do, sell you the upgrade at cost price?

Is the disk user-upgradeable?

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Re: And we thought that Apple stuff was expensive tat

If you earn 6 figures, or are paying an employee 6 figures, whether a PC costs a grand or 4 grand is largely immaterial and you DO get nice design (packaging) for the money which some people care about. It's a fairly cheap way to make someone feel important :)

It's a niche kit for rich people, but there are after all a lot of rich people.

I won't bother hunting and reporting more Sony zero-days, because all I'd get is a lousy t-shirt

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It's 2019 and...

... you don't need to put what year it is in the title.

You got a smart speaker but you're worried about privacy. First off, why'd you buy one? Secondly, check out Project Alias

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So the sole purpose is to force the device not to constantly be listening to you and uploading the data, which they claim they don't anyway, with another device which is listening the whole time to tell the first device when it can listen?

I can see the attraction for paranoids / privacy enthusiasts but how do you deafen the smart speaker by making noises too quiet for human ears to hear?

Surely it's also quite easy to tell if Alexa et al are maintaining a link when you're not commanding them, by seeing if your network is sending data constantly? IIRC they listen locally for the activation command _then_ send voice to the cloud for remote analysis - it must be very easy to tell when they are or are not doing this, so easy in fact that they would be instantly sued to heck if they were?

Presumably you can also rig up a similar effect by blocking the thing's network access except when you wish to use it, which is neater than whispering into it the whole time?

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Re: Why not just

A button renders the thing useless because then you have to walk over each time you want to use it.

iPhone price cuts are coming, teases Apple CEO. *Bring-bring* Hello, Apple UK? It's El Reg. You free to chat?

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Re: Moto G first Gen

That's nice for you. Thanks for sharing. None of us knew you could buy a cheap Android that would work after a few years.

I mean it presumably won't do a lot of the things a new/pricey phone will but you'll smugly say you don't WANT to do those things, as if that's relevant to those who do.