* Posts by NoneSuch

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Feds indict 14 over alleged scheme to get Apple to replace fake iPhones with real ones

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Holmes

Apple Got Wise To The Plot

The returned phones worked perfectly, no matter how you held them, so they got suspicious. When they were able to take them apart easily, saw the build quality was exceptional with no glue securing the battery, they just knew something was up.

Don't miss this patch: Bad Intel drivers give hackers a backdoor to the Windows kernel

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Re: One way

"In the meantime, users and admins are advised to protect themselves as best they can by avoiding software from untrusted sources and making sure their firmware and drivers are fully up-to-date and patched."

Says in the article this IS trusted software signed by MS. The cycle of flawed software > patch > Oops flawed software again > patch etc. is getting really hard to swallow day after day after day. Either the core tools that make these programs is flawed, the people who write this stuff are morons, or deliberate holes are being created by unknown actors for back door access. None of those options is assuring.

Whenever I see "Trusted Installer" in the process list, I shiver. I don't fekking trust it. They have abused my trust too often to put that title on a process and not have me laughing until I cry. Control over our personal computers and devices is slipping daily and it will not end well.

Shock! US border cops need 'reasonable suspicion' of a crime before searching your phone, laptop

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Re: No problem

> Home of the brave?

Yes, Scottish sheep.

Boeing comes clean on parachute borkage as the ISS crew is set to shrink

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"Of course, redundancies in the system meant the capsule descended safely on just two parachutes and had there been a crew onboard, the 'nauts would have been fine. The test, trumpeted Boeing, actually validated that redundancy and highlighted "the robust and redundant safety features" of Starliner."

We design redundancy into our systems knowing the QA team have done slap-dash work and something is definitely going to go pear shaped.

Sure, we made your Wi-Fi routers phone home with telemetry, says Ubiquiti. What of it?

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Mushroom

Common Sense

Put a listening device on my gear without telling me and watch how fast I never buy your products again.

'Peregrine falcon'-style drone swarms could help defend UK against Gatwick copycat attacks

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Mushroom

Must Be American

The problem is french fries, therefore we need more french fries.

The problem is guns, therefore we need more guns.

The problem is drones, therefore we need more drones.

Bad news, developers: Apple Mac App Store tells cross-platform Electron apps to get lost

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Mushroom

"Here Be Dragons"

The dragons are stuck in so much epoxy as to be irreparable.

Apple is suspended over a sheer drop and they are reaching up and slowly cutting the only rope. Let them add more razor wire on top of their walled garden. Their billions in cash won't last forever.

Fan boys may click the down thumb now.

The Outer Worlds: Ever wished Fallout 4 was more like New Vegas? Here ya go... in spaaace

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Mushroom

You Missed The Elephant in the Room

The Epic Games year long monopoly.

I'll be waiting for it to come on Steam. I have impulse control. Many today do not.

Microsoft welcomes ancient Project app to the 365 family, meaning bleak future for on-prem

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Mushroom

Nothing Changes

It used to be mainframes which slid to workstations now we're going back to servers in the cloud.

Microsoft can only sell what people will buy. If you don't support on-prem today, don't be surprised when that option is removed and your data is held on their servers, subject to a monthly fee for access.

Think about that. It's your data and you need to pay someone else to access it. Any business putting themselves in that position cannot complain when things go pear shaped.

Ignore that FBI. We're the real FBI, says the FBI that's totally the FBI

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March The Guilty Bastards In...

...it's time for their 'fair' trial.

Uncle Sam demands summary judgment on Snowden memoir: We're not saying it's true, but no one should read it

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Mushroom

When governments forget who is in charge, the guillotines eventually come out, as the French aristocracy found out the hard way.

Google: We've achieved quantum supremacy! IBM: Nope. And stop using that word, please

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Hmmm...

...and who sells classic computers???

It's a noggin scratcher...

Fancy yourself as a bit of a Ramblin' Man or Woman? Maybe brush up on your cartography

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Mushroom

Any Idiot...

...that goes into the wilds relying on a fecking phone app for survival deserves what they get.

'Reg reader "Dobbs" told us that on his next stroll "in the Lakes", he'd be "taking good old paper maps and a compass rather than relying on the OS Maps app.'

Good. Also, take some water, rations, a rugged knife, an emergency blanket, firesteel, dress in layers and be otherwise prepared to stay out there for 48 hours, regardless of how long you plan on going. Tell someone where you are going and when they can expect to hear from you.

The survival kit I carried in the Canadian bush was used 95% of the time on people I found lost, dehydrated and bewildered on trails.

Tinfoil-hat search engine DuckDuckGo gifts more options, dark theme and other toys for the 0.43%

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Re: Go

Seconded. If I use the - symbol to exclude results, I still get them on Google. It used to work, however.

I use DDG at home and no regrets. It is getting better and the privacy thing is more important every day.

Sure is quiet from Adobe. No security fixes this month? Great job. Oh no, wait, what's that stampede sound...

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Devil

Why are my PDF documents counting down?

Getronics CEO on HMRC winding-up petition: An 'embarrassing' blip with cash in the wrong places

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Joke

The money was just resting in his account.

UK govt snubs Intel, seeks second-gen AMD Epyc processors for 28PFLOPS Archer2 supercomputer

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Linux

Gen 2 and Not Gen 3 TR

I suppose they're getting a price break as the Gen 3's are due out soon. Still, I would have waited for the Gen 3 Threadrippers to make it more supercomputery.

How do we stop filling the oceans with Lego? By being a BaaS-tard, toy maker suggests

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If only...

...we could build a bridge between the problem and solution.

Her Majesty opens UK Parliament with fantastic tales of gigabit-capable broadband for everyone

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It's no problem...

After a no deal BREXIT, they'll be cutting the cables to the UK anyway.

Tearoff of Nottingham: University to lose chunk of IT dept to outsourcing

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Been through this myself.

They will experience a drop in service level, increased costs and longer after-hours response time. This is what happens when the CFO is in charge of IT. Never put an accountant in charge.

I give it three years.

Robocop needs reboot, $200m for AI research, UK govt knowingly deployed racist passport system – plus more

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Flawed for white people too

I had a pair of glasses that I took the lenses out for a passport photo. It came back as unacceptable as there was 'lens glare.'

US charges Singapore coin miner with conning cloud firms out of compute time

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Paris Hilton

Here's another example that crime just doesn't pay...

What? FIVE MILLION!

Second MoD Airbus Zephyr spy drone crashes on Aussie test flight

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Man 1: "We had to make the frame ultra-light, so it doesn't handle turbulence well, might crash."

Man 2: "But it's weather-tight otherwise?"

Man 1: "Of course. However, rain tends to weigh it down and performance decreases, might crash."

Man 2: "Can't get it wet and keep it out of the wind. Can't imagine that will be a problem. So what's the cost?"

Man 1: "4.1 million Pounds each, might crash."

Man 2: "We're paying for this out of an MoD account, so we'll take fifty."

Man 1: "Excellent. That will give you superb coverage of all of Afghanistan."

Man 2: "Oh no. These are for post-BREXIT border enforcement in Northern Ireland.

Euro ISP club: Sure, weaken encryption. It'll only undermine security for everyone, morons

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FAIL

Re: Not a moment too soon

The legislation is to stop whisleblowers, the press and free speech. Nothing more.

Do you run on a cloud Down Under, where data's shared and governments plunder... Oz joins US, UK in info search-warrant law

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Re: Not sure we're "likeminded countries"

"When police are investigating a terrorist plot or serious crime such as child exploitation, they need to be able to move forward without delay,"

By terrorist plot or serious crime, they mean whistleblowers, the press or anything else that threatens their re-election.

Teardown nerds return to the Fold with word of warning: Samsung kit still 'alarmingly fragile'

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Just Get A Laptop

It would be cheaper.

Tetraplegic patient can now move his four limbs with the help of a badass neuroprosthetic suit

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Re: Great stuff; could be boon to the elderly as well.

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

Robocop reference.

£99,999, what's your emergency? Paramedics rush to OAP's aid after shock meter reading

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He Called The Wrong Number.

Should have dialed 0118999881999119725-3

UK ads watchdog bans Burger King Twitter jibe for condoning chucking milkshakes at politicians

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Re: Flash John Prescott

So businesses are being harangued by government agencies. Not for encouraging "anti-social" behaviour, but because their product might be used for anti-social behaviour.

Seems to me the politicians are just trying to insulate themselves from criticism, regardless of whether it is deserved or not. That's from the North Korean playbook.

Astronaut Tim Peake reminds everyone about the time Excel mangled his contact list on stage at Microsoft AI event

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Devil

And yet...

If MS Engineers say your 9's should be 0's then your 9's should be 0's and you should be thankful for it. They simply know better than you.

They patch and reboot your PC when they want.

They download your personal info and data from your PC whenever they want.

They monitor your PC usage, who you talk too, where you go on the Internet and what you buy.

They install software automatically without your say so.

They use your bandwidth as they see fit.

They turn on services you disabled, because you really didn't mean to do that.

We're obviously incapable of making adult decisions by ourselves. Thank you Microsoft. Thank you.

A new US-UK data agreement is worrisome but it won’t give access to encrypted comms

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Re: Future trade deals?

If the companies are using American approved encryption for export, I'm they have access regardless.

Chinese sleazeball's 17-year game of hide-and-seek ends after drone finds him on mountain

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Joke

Alt-Title

Drone Discovers Decamped Dirty Derelict

'Six' in the city: Kiwi sportswear shop telly beamed X-rated flicks for hours over weekend

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Alt-Title

Plimsoll Pavilion Programming Perverted. Patrons Positively Perturbed.

What is this, 2016? A rummage around in 7th-gen iPad innards shows repurposed tech within

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As An Added Bonus...

...if you hold it wrong, the signal strength drops, just like in the good old days.

Pub O'Clock.

Pro tip: Plug in your Tesla S when clocking off, lest you run out of juice mid hot pursuit

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Mad Max would have never run out of ga-

Never mind.

US senators green-light recruitment of crack infosec teams, both public and private

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Just...

...call it SPECTRE or SMERSH and be done.

Now Uncle Sam would like a word with Brit teen TalkTalk hacker about a huge crypto-coin heist

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"He was ordered to hand that money to police."

Crime does not pay. Unless you are a government.

Loathed Aussie mining magnate Clive Palmer punts libel sueball at YouTube comedian

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Tee-hee

Now THAT's a good IT story Reg...

Good news: Microsoft is doubling your OneDrive storage for more than double your money

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Linux

Re: Just Tell Me...

With MS's investment in Linux as of late, I'm not sure that will work. :P

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Just Tell Me...

...how to uninstall OneClown and not have it come back on the next set of Windows Updates.

As Windows 10 lands on 900m devices, Microsoft shows us the shape of clunk to come (again)

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Devil

It's Now One Less

I had a Win10 workstation generating videos for a time sensitive project due the next day. I had previously disabled the Windows Update service so it would run unimpeded.

Came back the next morning to find WU had turned itself on, installed updates and rebooted. That cost me money and was the last straw. I'm now using a Linux based OS with Open Source video encoder. It's faster to process video, I can uninstall what I don't want and I choose when to update it.

In the immortal words of Father Jack, Microsoft can feck off.

So we're going back to the Moon: NASA triggers countdown by firing up spacecraft production

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Party-Pooper

I hate to be the devils advocate, but I don't think we should go to any other world until we can prove we can take care of the one we have first.

Nine words to ruin your Monday: Emergency Internet Explorer patch amid in-the-wild attacks

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Mushroom

IE is the Issue

Critical Security updates wouldn't be necessary if MS would let me uninstall their piece of garbage browser(s) from my OS.

Time after time after time I have to patch my servers and workstations for software we don't use or even want on our machines.

The frequency of these events is either terminal stupidity or the NSA paying off MS engineers to keep the flawed software in place.

Those furious gun-toting Aussies were just a glitch. Let's try US drone deliveries, says Wing

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With my luck

My package would end up in dog poo.

US government sues ex-IT guy for breaking his NDA (Yes, we mean Edward Snowden)

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And I'll bet...

The defendant needs to be in a US court to fight the lawsuit.

(manacles provided free of charge)

UK Home Office primes Brexit spam cannon for a million texts reminding folk to check passports

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Devil

Behold, the results of what happens when both sides of a debate lie to you and expect you to make a rational decision.

Stop this idiocy now and bury BREXIT in the hole it deserves.

Captain's coffee calamity causes transatlantic flight diversion

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Simples...

Chocolate covered coffee beans.

All the caffeine, none of the liquid, perfect for long duration travel.

Service call centres to become wasteland and tumbleweed by 2024

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WTF?

Does Not Matter

There is no technology advanced enough that can't be screwed up by a user.

In the trade, we call it job security.

All three of the Insiders on Arm64 can now muck about with Windows Subsystem for Linux 2

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Stop

Re: Cortana

I'd prefer Cortana, XBox gaming, Edge, Mixed Reality Portal, OneCloud and a half dozen other programs be permanently uninstalled from Enterprise licensed copies of Windows 10.

While they're at it, a kill switch for telemetry would be nice too.

But hey, I'm a dreamer.

Psst. Wanna brush up your supervillain creds? Get a load of this mini submarine

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Happy

Re: The Obvious Comeback...

DOH! Well spotted. I knew there was something wrong with it, but couldn't place it.

That's what happens when you are doing VMWare updates and trying to be creative.