* Posts by NoneSuch

2659 publicly visible posts • joined 25 May 2010

Windows 11 comes bearing THAAS, Trojan Horse as a service

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Re: "and in a few short years we were liberated."

The day Facebook bought WhatsApp is the day I deleted it. Best choose another example.

Exsparko-destructus! What happens when wand waving meets extremely poor wiring

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Or powerbar with a twitchy surge protection. *coff*

In the '80s, satellite comms showed promise – soon it'll be a viable means to punt internet services at anyone anywhere

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Re: wouldn't have a clue what to do with an RJ45 connector

Now we need to have someone create Satellite Internet receivers the size of a fountain pen so we can regularly drop hundreds of thousands into Red China / North Korea and any other despot nation.

In a complete non-surprise, Mozilla hammers final nail in FTP's coffin by removing it from Firefox

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Re: fond ftp memories

No better protocol for ISO images.

UK and chums call out Chinese Ministry of State Security for Hafnium Microsoft Exchange Server attacks

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Expect more of these. The Chinese Communist Party (CPP) will continue to flaunt international law as it is in their best interest to do so. These men will never leave China, unless the CPP can use them as leverage in other matters and they'll be sacrificed in the name of Mao.

The CPP is power hungry, unapologetic and oppression personified. They should not be encouraged or coddled. Every free nation on Earth needs to say "No, stop." and turn off the economic pipeline to the Chinese economy until they play fairly.

They will respect nothing else.

Impromptu game of Robot Wars sparks fire in warehouse at UK e-tailer Ocado

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It is...

The fire was not caused by the initial three bot impact. The punch-up that resulted over who was to blame caused the inferno.

319 terabits – great Scott! Boffins in Japan speed along information superhighway at new world record

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Re: using national stereotypes here

Never mind that. Can it play Crysis?

Malaysian Police crush crypto-mining kit to punish electricity thieves

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If they had pulled the GPUS's from those boxes and sold them, they could have paid off their national debt.

Beijing further tightens its grip on local web giants with 'Network Security Review Measures'

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Buying Chinese goods and services supports the CCP's oppression of their people. Boycott anything made in mainland China.

Free Tibet.

Demand a free South China Sea.

Support the Uyghurs and all other suppressed minorities.

Microsoft broke British and European competition laws, UK reseller tells High Court

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Re: Microsoft Maths

Linux

LibreOffice

Done.

NASA signs $1bn deal with Northrop Grumman to build studio apartment in lunar orbit with room for 3 vehicles

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Re: Should have SpaceX do it

Bigelow has the ideal solution with inflatable units. A space station in one lift.

Google 'Bigelow Aerospace' for the video. Currently on the ISS and used for spare parts storage.

(Not affiliated with them in any way. Just think they are ultra amazing.)

Linux Mint 20.2 is a bit more insistent about updating but not as annoying as Windows or Mac, team promises

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Re: Linux Bloatware

"It was slower than Windows on the same hardware, so I went back to XP."

I find that hard to believe. I have two identical NVMe boot drives, one with W10 and one with Mint 20.1 on a dual boot Threadripper system. I see a 11-15% faster compile times and much better video conversion times on Mint.

Strip all the unneeded crap out of W10, get rid of the telemetry and you'd have a decent OS. Until that happens, Windows isn't even a contender.

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Re: Good granularity.

Agreed. It's my go-to distro at home.

If there's a Zero Day or "critical" patch then tell me. Otherwise, let me address the frequency and type of notifications. I'm an adult and take responsibility for my systems. I don't need nagware and have never had an issue with patching Mint as needed.

The free community version of Veeam lets me full backup my home systems to a NAS weekly, with incremental deltas each day. They go back years.

The beauty of Mint is its easy setup. Even if backups failed completely and I had to redo everything from a new ISO, it's only an hours work to get everything running the way I want it.

Where's the boss? Ah right, thorough deep-dive audit. On the boardroom table. Gotcha

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Boffing the auditor?

That's a paddlin'

US offers Julian Assange time in Australian prison instead of American supermax if he loses London extradition fight

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Let me get this right...

The US prison system is so reprehensible that it's now being used as a big stick bargaining tactic by US prosecutors.

If the USA sees New Year 2035 I'll be staggered.

Black screens in Windows 11? Bork has seen it all before

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Best Homer Simpson

Mmmmmmmm, Guru Meditation Error....

IT manager who swindled Essex hospital trust out of £800k gets 5 years in prison

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800K Invoices?

They must have twigged it was a scam with the low amounts involved.

Richard Branson plans to trump Jeff Bezos by 9 days in billionaires' space race

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They rushed the Challenger launch as well due to artificial deadlines that overrode safety concerns. That turned out well.

International law enforcement op nukes Russian-language DoubleVPN service allegedly favoured by cybercriminals

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Funny...

US Gov does not mind it when crims use AES256 based encryption methods.

That's a beard stroker that one.

Sir Tim Berners-Lee's World Wide Web NFT fetches $5.4m at auction while rest of us gaze upon source code for $0

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Re: How much do you think that I would get ...

I'm creating a fungus token.

It's the cap of a mushroom and the opening bid starts at 12 million quid.

Android devs prepare to hand over app-signing keys to Google from August

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Re: End of privacy

It's also going to screw over people like myself who need the APK's because geo locks do not allow certain apps to run in my country.

As one example, buy an iRobot vacuum, first thing you get out of the box is instructions on how to program it with the Google Play App, which is geolocked. (Running a robot vacuum beyond the US / Canada / UK borders is a direct threat to national security or something.) They don't tell you that when you buy it and the single reference to it is buried deep in their support site. Makes your $1,000 purchase a brick unless you can grab the APK and manually install it, avoiding Google Play completely.

Exoskeleton startup wants to slap robot arms on schoolkids

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Re: Give them big hand!

"I'd buy that for a dollar..."

Former NASA astronaut and Shuttle boss weigh in on fixing Hubble Space Telescope

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Re: So you're telling me there's a chance

The US has the secret X37-B that can be used. It is crewless and would need a cabin fitted in the 2.1 x 1.2m cargo bay. Big enough for one person and spares.

Microsoft approved a Windows driver booby-trapped with rootkit malware

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Re: Err, yeees?

Errm, no...

This is the instance we know of... What don't we know...

Bezos v Branson: Battle of the wannabe Space Barons as Virgin Galactic cleared by FAA to start flying customers

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Prediction

As this is in the good old USA, someone will die or get severely hurt (probably through their own idiotic actions), sue them and put them out of business.

Hubble memory errors persist despite NASA booting long-idle backup payload computer

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Re: Have they tried

They have, but the notification that they will be turning it off and on again between 1 and 5PM keeps getting returned in the Post.

NASA's InSight lander expected to survive most of summer before choking to death on Martian dust

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Park It At Any Street Corner.

There will be a homeless guy with a squeegee there ASAP.

Bug at payments processor WorldPay swipes £2k+ per ride ticket from Brighton Pier revellers

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Re: I May Be Cheap...

I only keep £1,000 max in on my daily flexible friend and top it up weekly as needed for situations just like this.

Whenever I use it at the shops I put my fingers in my ears before they swipe it through. The attendant always pauses to ask why I'm doing that and I reply it's in case the wife has been shopping.

Russia spoofed AIS data to fake British warship's course days before Crimea guns showdown

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Re: To sadly turn this political

As any player of the board game will tell you, it isn't a threat, it's Diplomacy.

China - invading the South "China" Sea

North Korea - invading Japanese fishing grounds

India - Bottling up the Pakistani navy

USA - Intimidating everyone... etc. etc. etc.

Hubble Space Telescope may now depend on a computer that hasn't booted since 2009

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Re: Er, yes, mate?

Voyager 1 & 2 are stull chugging along and they were based on the best 1970's tech.

I have faith in the older tech. No Facebook / Google data slurping to slow it down, no NSA CPU microcode to crash.

Stop. Look... Install Linux? The Reg solves Microsoft's latest Windows teaser

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Time For a Real Upgrade

My wild guess is I'll be converting everything over to Linux in the next few months. It's only a matter of time until they introduce a monthly "access" fee for Win 11 and they can kiss my posterior for that.

I'll keep my Win 10 box for Steam / VR games that are unsupported on my distro, but that's it.

Nutanix is finally happy to mention its name and ‘profit’ in the same sentence

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We have four stacks of Nutanix gear in our Europe offices. We're in the process of replacing them with generic Dell hosts and NAS storage.

When it works it's fine, but for two major issues:

a) Updating firmware usually results in bricked hardware and Fed-ex'd replacement parts to get it back up. I've had to replace six SATADOMs that failed during firmware updates. Was under support and no cost to us, but major inconvenience and left us without any backup host resources when down for days. A second host failure at that time would have been disastrous.

b) Their "CVM" is a VM that runs on each host to manage everything in addition to ESXi. This consumes 25% of each hosts RAM and is a royal pain in the keister as a resource drain. It limits your options in a small office environment.

Their tech support is excellent and their guys know what they are doing when things go wrong. However, the stuff that went wrong was caused by their updates. The additional overhead to run Nutanix is better used for our VM's on native ESXi.

Dozens of Iranian media websites devoured by the Great Satan, apparently

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Freedom of Speech

You can say anything the US government approves of.

Now that China has all but banned cryptocurrencies, GPU prices are falling like Bitcoin

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Typical CCP

If you can't control it 100%, ban it.

Do you want to become a vulture? Now's your chance to join The Register's news desk

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Nope...

There's no way my body could take the rock star lifestyle of working as a Reg hack. The Foie Gras & champagne breakfasts, the dozen Tequila slammer lunches plus dinners with whiskey, port and cigars at private clubs after midnight. Not to mention the women (and quite a few men) calling at all hours pleading, nay begging, for a taste of the high life. Even James Bond would see it as an excessive lifestyle.

Imagine pushing a pair of exhausted supermodels off you at 5:30 am to force yourself to write 2,500 coherent words every single day. That's simply not cricket.

TITAN crypto-token does the opposite of zero to $60: Value plummets in hours

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An imaginary currency collapsed?

Well, no different than the "real" ones then.

Chrome 'Conformance' for JavaScript frameworks says: If you don't follow our rules, your project won't build

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Locations On By Default

And all privacy safeguards turned off.

Space Force turtle expert uncovers $1.2m Cape Canaveral cocaine haul

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In Other News

The Space Force Christmas party will be amazing....

Gov.UK taskforce publishes post-Brexit wish-list: 'TIGRR' pounces on GDPR, metric measures

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And here we go.

Post Brexit "Security" concerns overriding personal privacy. GDPR does a bloody good job keeping social media and corporations in check.

Now that the EU is out of the picture, let's rewrite the rules to screw over whatever remnants of privacy rights you have. We the UK government want to know everything about you, but want to keep everything we do secret until 75 years after they die.

Microsoft loves Linux so much that packages.microsoft.com has fallen and can't get up

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Somehow...

...I keep imagining Microsoft as a van offering free candy to the younger OS.

Facebook, academics think they've cracked spotting deepfakes by spotting how they're generated

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Re: Sure, today

You'll be saying that in less than a day, if someone wants it.

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My word...

...I think he's got it...

Biden to Putin: Get your ransomware gangs under control and don’t you dare cyber-attack our infrastructure

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TLDR

If they specifically target you, no one is safe.

NATO summit communiqué compares repeat cyberattacks to armed attacks – and stops short of saying 'one-in, all-in' rule will always apply

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NATO Has One Job

If China keeps playing silly bugger, let the NATO boffins take down the Great Firewall of China and keep it down. Let their citizens see the world that the Chinese Communists want to deny them.

Block Communist Chinese goods, avoid Communist Chinese services and support democracy movements with multi-frequency satellite uplinks and the toughest VPN security available. Free the South China Sea / Tibet, support the persecuted minorities, block their propaganda and disinformation.

Show them the power of the truth and how effective it is as fighting oppression and lies.

There was a crooked man who bought a crooked M1 iMac, and we presume they lived together in a little crooked house

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"As iFixit learned in its recent teardown, Apple has opted to mount the M1 iMac with seven Torx screws. Conceivably, this issue could be remedied by unscrewing and reattaching the stand."

Yes, but you are not allowed to work on your own gear. You have to let an official Apple repair facility do it and get a 350 Pound bill for your convenience.

Realizing this is getting out of hand, Coq mulls new name for programming language

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Re: There are two hard problems in Computer Science

I presumed James May had established a technology company.

$28m scores mystery bidder right to breathe same air as Amazon kingpin Jeff Bezos in Blue Origin flight

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I bought the ticket...

Just so I can kick the back of Bezos chair and ask "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" continuously from the moment we are strapped in.

AWS Frankfurt experiences major breakdown that staff couldn’t fix for hours due to ‘environmental conditions’ on data centre floor

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Re: [citation needed]

I thought Frankfurters were supposed to be hot.

(ahem...)

Google says its artificial intelligence is faster and better than humans at laying out chips for artificial intelligence

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Human: Three laws safe.. Check...

AI: Errrmmmm.... Not so much. (Override engaged, logs deleted, press "accept security modification and build")

FYI: Today's computer chips are so advanced, they are more 'mercurial' than precise – and here's the proof

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Out of the Box Thinking

The grief is probably caused by native NSA authored microcode that needs an update.