* Posts by NoneSuch

2659 publicly visible posts • joined 25 May 2010

Oracle to release on-prem software usage tools to prep cloud switch

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Devil

Wargames Reference.

The only way to win, is not to play.

Microsoft fixes Point of Sale bug that delayed Windows 11 startup for 40 minutes

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FAIL

FFS.

There should be no external cause to stop Windows from booting.

Powershell has issues opening on Win10 without an Internet connection. Gee, I wonder why?

Apple and Intel likely the first to use TSMC’s 2nm node in 2025

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I'm waiting patiently for the -4nm process. Only available in the multi-verse.

Hawaiian Airlines to offer free Wi-Fi via SpaceX's Starlink

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My vacations are to places where Wifi is nonexistent. My phone is turned off, in my bag, for the duration.

The world can live without me for that time.

Amazon to spend 11 days of annual profit developing robot warehouse workers

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Meanwhile...

Amazon workers have begun wearing wooden shows to work.

(Few will get the reference, but I though it punny)

Brave, DuckDuckGo to unplug Google's AMP where possible

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Re: Bravo

"Let’s get rid of Google. They’re a cancer."

Facebook first. Then Microsoft / Amazon. Then we'll discuss Google.

Five Eyes nations fear wave of Russian attacks against critical infrastructure

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Re: I have just one question

An attack on infrastructure from Russia could be construed as an attack on a NATO member.

Putin is no idiot. He's a lair, bully, overconfident and deluded, but not an idiot.

Intel promotes graphics chief Raja Koduri weeks after Arc discrete GPU reveal

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Coffee/keyboard

Competition is always good for the consumer.

Microsoft knows this. That's why they buy out so many of theirs.

Russian-linked Shuckworm crew ramps up Ukraine attacks

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Joke

Don't panic. Kaspersky has a fix for this.

TSMC’s 2025 timeline for 2nm chips suggests Intel gaining steam

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Coming soon from Intel

14nm++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Ryzen Pro CPUs are better for work than Intel's, claims AMD

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Well...

They are certainly more secure. The Threadripper 5000 series HEDT lineup is 100% secure as you can't even buy them...

(Considered the joke icon, but decided I'm still ticked about it... So fail.)

Windows 11 usage stats within touching distance of... XP

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Windows 11, or Windows 10 - Integrated MS Spyware Edition, is garbage.

Spent fifteen minutes helping the neighbour set up his new laptop on his printers and vowed to never use it again.

When I leave W10, I'm going straight to Linux Mint.

AI models to detect how you're feeling in sales calls

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Coffee/keyboard

Slamming the phone down is reflexive, but if you don't TELL them not to call again, they can, and will.

If you tell them not to call again and they do, then you have recourse in several jurisdictions.

Work phone only here. If it isn't my boss or colleagues it goes to voicemail which says "Do not call this number for marketing or robo calls..."

IBM not cooperating with discovery, say attorneys in age-discrimination case

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Devil

Simple Cooperation Technique

Find the IBM Board of Directors and senior execs in contempt of court and lock them up. The board, CEO, CIO, Head of HR, lead legal counsel, the lot.

Then be amazed at how many documents arrive within hours.

Do it once. Just once, and for the next ten years you will have no warrant issues with corporations.

BOFH: The evil guide to upgrading switches

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Holmes

Re: rule 1

B: Admit nothing and cover your tracks.

The mantra of the IT professional. AKA CYA.

Elon Musk's latest launch: An unsolicited Twitter takeover

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Fixed it for you Elon.

"I invested in Twitter as I believe in its potential to be the platform for free speech around the globe, and I believe free speech is a societal imperative for a functioning democracy."

Should read: I invested in Twitter as I believe in its potential to be my platform for marketing spin around the globe, and I believe is necessary to silence my critics after consistently failing to deliver on multiple occasions.

Intel eyes subscriptions to grow software sales from 2021's $100m

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Mushroom

Subscriptions make accountants happy.

And anything that makes an accountant happy is a BAD thing.

When corporations started making billions invading privacy with cookies / data mining, when they began offering MS in the cloud for a monthly fee (while cutting on-prem functionality) and when state sponsored hackers began undermining everything, we should have stood up as one and said, "No, enough!" Instead, people gave up their privacy for emoji's, businesses paid MS so they could have cute animated GIF's in Teams and governments placed their own selfish needs above the people they are supposed to represent.

We, as a free society, have lost. The freedoms we signed away in one sided EULA and orders from secret courts are never coming back without stark measures. Democracies no longer exist as governments have stopped looking out for their citizens unless there are votes to be gained. Laws are broken daily by corrupt politicians / civil servants filling up their bank accounts and no one is punished. Greedy corporations sacrifice hundreds of human lives for a bigger profit margin for their shareholders while paying millions to large law firms to protect their reputations. GDPR fines to Google, multiple Boeing 737 MAX crashes, the 2008 real estate collapse caused by outright deception and multi-million dollar CEO payouts while their workers make minimum wage under draconian conditions. That's just the price of doing business.

We, as a species, have no right to go to space and inhabit other worlds until we clean up our act and start making personal responsibility mean something again. If the Boeing board had faced Felony jail time for the MAX deaths, airplane safety would improve dramatically as one example.

Corporations are recognized as "people" in the US so they can make political donations. Time for the board members to be treated as "people" in the eyes of the law. Lock up one crooked politician or corrupt CEO and the rest will fall in line very quickly.

Raspberry Pi goes back to the future with the CM4S

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"Probably only when the supply situation improves somewhat: it doesn't feel sensible to properly launch new products while we should be focusing on improving the supply situation for the ones we've already launched."

AMD, Intel, NVIDIA... Are you seeing this?

SpaceX's Starlink service suffers brief but global weekend outage

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Russian (or Chinese) "enthusiasts" mucking about after the StarLink press releases supporting Ukraine

maybe?

Locked-in and hungry, Shanghai residents can't complain online

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"There have allegedly been no deaths."

No deaths from COVID.

How many the Chinese Communist Party are responsible for is a different matter.

Why is IBM selling post-quantum crypto when it's still a pre-quantum company?

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Re: "Have you seen the forms?"

Report the error to the link at the bottom of every article. It is usually fixed in minutes.

Day 7 of the great Atlassian outage: IT giant still struggling to restore access

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IDEA: Let's put our core contact with clients into another companies hands and hope for the best.

"Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can possibli go wrong ... Er, possibly go wrong...that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."

Rivals aren't convinced by Microsoft's one-click default browser change

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Re: Browsers

I use Brave as my daily driver with DuckDuckGo as my search engine. Based on Chromium, but no Google hooks. Blocks lots of the crap automatically and I have granular control over what it does run. Plus, it has a decent Dark Mode.

I run Google search and my work Gmail accounts in Chrome for browser separation. Everything else is in Brave.

Give it a shot.

There is no reason why any MS software cannot be uninstalled. Their 'hard wiring' of Edge, Cortana, Bing and all the other data slurping software is designed to make them money and screw your personal privacy. Windows is spyware on a grand scale with its legality enforced because you clicked acceptance to their ToS.

Anyone doing what MS did independently would be hunted like a dog by the FBI and jailed indefinitely in a SuperMax.

"The only way to win is not to play." War Games, 1983.

Russian media watchdog bans Google from advertising its services

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Big Brother

“The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.”

― George Orwell, 1984

Google now requires two staff to sign off each Go change

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Re: 3+ for internal ?

Most managers get promoted by not getting caught.

Microsoft inks satellite deal to push edge computing, software in orbit

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Best to Nuke Microsoft from Orbit...

It's the only way to be sure.

Amazon internal chat app that censored talk of unions and ethics may 'never launch at all'

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First Amendment Says Yes You Can Say That...

Amazon says No. No, you can't.

Any corporation that only wants to hear good things is doomed.

Hamas-linked cyber-spies 'target high-ranking Israelis'

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Re: Of course...

"Mossad would never do something like this, would it? It's another case of pot meeting the kettle."

Mossad pioneered a lot of this along with GCHQ and NSA. It's necessary to keep tabs on journalists and their sources. Oops, I mean terrorists and their supporters. How silly of me.

Congressional pressure mounts to pass $52b CHIPS Act

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Stop

Can't compete with global mega-corps?

Legislate a solution and force your citizens to pay three times what they pay today.

U.S.A...! U.S.A...! U.S.A...! U.S.A...!

Microsoft brings Cloud PCs and local desktops together in Windows 365

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Re: What could possibly go wrong?

I sound like a premise in a buddy cop movie, but I'm close to retirement and looking forward to a MS free house.

The number of times Microbork has disappointed me after releasing glowing marketing horse dung would kill someone coming out of school today. They care nothing about your privacy, freedoms or choices and offer crap product for a monthly fee.

DARPA says US hypersonic missile is ready for real world

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Missile Gap

The new "missile gap." Next will be a "bomber gap." So 1960's...

The metaverse of fantasy worlds is itself still a fantasy

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There is no spoon.

I'm a big time VR fanatic, but I want nothing to do with Facebook / META.

Intel CEO made $178m in first 10 months, AMD CEO got a $2m pay rise

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Let's get a GoFundMe going for these underpaid execs.

However do they scrape by...?

The march of Macs into the enterprise: Demand is on the increase

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Apple Silicon Running Linux

No walled garden, better stability, much better support and a chance of figuring things out on your own without getting a devban from Cupertino. .

If you fire someone, don't let them hang around a month to finish code

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Re: Extra credit

Microsoft did that, a lot.

After seventeen hours straight being on the phone with several Indian consultants for an Exchange 2010 issue, I got transferred to a guy in Dallas who really knew his stuff. Took him six hours of rebuilding my Exchange files to sort out my issues (including the ones introduced by the other engineers.) Last part of the call he told me he was the last Dallas staffer. The rest of the Exchange group had been let go after training their replacements in Mumbai. He was due to clock out five months earlier, but they kept extending his contract a month at a time. He knew the systems inside out and the Indian call center guys kept referring the tough cases to him.

He confided that this was his last month come what may as he had a new job lined up. Stupidly, the re-engagement employment contract they had him sign had no notification clause. They came to him on the last day of the month long contract with a new one for him to sign. At the end of his contract, he could just walk away and he the intention to do just that on the last day.

A brilliant engineer sacrificed for Microsoft's bottom line.

PS. The quality of the Indian call-centers has improved dramatically since then and I'm not slamming them as individuals. However, at that time in history, their skills were remarkably underdeveloped.

Help, my IT team has no admin access to their own systems

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"really simple: DON'T use products that phone home. They are insecure by design if they phone home. I never saw libreoffice complain about being on an air-gapped machine."

Start by using Linux and go from there. That runs Lire Office nicely.

Apple stops censoring terms it etches onto iPhones in Taiwan

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Re: "Engrave Danger"

It should just be China, not Hong Kong and China. Hong Kong is no longer independent and with the PLC crackdowns and BS "support your government or else" laws in effect, there is no difference anymore.

Once Russia is sorted out with sanctions, attention should turn full onto China and their belligerent attitude towards their maritime and bordering neighbors.

The "South China Sea" should be renamed "South Pacific Sea," or something else neutral. Their artificial atolls should be isolated and blockaded until they leave. Taiwan should be recognized by all democracies and Tibet freed.

It's time to promote democracy, along with human rights and freedoms globally. The time of despots is over.

US, Canada to figure out rules on cops and Feds accessing people's data across borders

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Re: Canada Kissing US Rearward-Facing Growths, Again

When travelling through the US I always factory reset my phone on the inbound flight.

That is the recommended process after a firmware upgrade. If I'm ever asked to unlock my phone, I hand it over and say "There is no password," and they can take any data created during the reset, which is very little. It's a work phone and easily recreated once I clear Customs.

If asked to sign into my accounts, I refuse. They have the right to inspect any data on the phone. You have no obligation to sign into any account that does not exist on the device.

FYI.

DoJ accuses Google of training staff to make 'false requests for legal advice'

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Mushroom

"Do evil," makes more money than "Do no evil."

Nvidia reveals 144-core Arm-based Grace 'CPU Superchip'

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That's the market. Blame scalpers and miners.

I had budget for a new 5000 Threadripper. Now that dream has evaporated I'm looking elsewhere. If that chip can play Crysis, I'll take two.

Epyc move: Micron shifts high-demand chip design apps to AMD

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Mushroom

Am really annoyed at AMD for pushing 5000 series Threadripper HEDT back into the nether regions while prompting their TR PRO line in an exclusive deal with Lenovo.

They forget the enthusiast market kept them alive for almost a decade, now they shaft us. Little do they realize that those same enthusiasts make purchase decisions on new workplace CPU's. So why would I encourage my company to buy AMD EPYC CPU's when bargain basement Intel chips are sitting on the shelf. That is going to bite them back big time I suspect.

AMD: Our latest, pricier mega-cache Epyc processors leapfrog Intel’s

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The plural of die, is massacre.

Android's Messages, Dialer apps quietly sent text, call info to Google

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Re: Google is in bed with the NSA

It's easier to apologize than ask for permission.

At least until those nasty multi-Billion Euro fines come along, but even those don't stop the abuses.

Few objected to US - UK Gov / Google / Microsoft / Meta / Apple et al pillaging of personal info. Now you've pretty much given up those rights for convenience. Getting them restored will take ten times the work of stopping it in the first place. Thank God the EU at least tries to keep them accountable.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke.

China, Russia and North Korea are living examples of this. Where will you be in twenty years?

Another data-leaking Spectre bug found, smashes Intel, Arm defenses

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Re: Actually...

I'd bet some Intel (and ARM / AMD) engineer is making a decent living as a part-time consultant for the NSA.

There's no way these continuously exposed "flaws" are accidental when seen on different generations of chip designs and across multiple vendors.

Microsoft slides ads into Windows Insiders' File Explorer

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Thank you for your purchase of high quality Microsoft products.

...and now a word from our sponsor... More Microsoft products you don't own, but probably should! You may as well buy them because we're going to harangue you until you do. Then we're going to convince you to go to a monthly subscription model to make us even more oodles of cash.

Microsoft. Because we care about increased profit margins... Oops, I mean we care about the contents of your bank account. No, sorry, got that wrong again. We care about you. Yeah, that's it.

Ukraine president namechecks software giants to end support in Russia

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The one thing you can be assured of is Microsoft is hoping for a way to make more money from this situation.

Their silence is hoping the storm passes with them doing nothing.

114 billion transistors, one big meh. Apple's M1 Ultra wake-up call

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Re: I was there

Productivity has gone way down.

Back then, all you dealt with was pure coding. Now you have MS continually interrupting you with pop-ups to sign into their (unnecessary) services, an OS that spies on you and multiple features you cannot turn off or uninstall.

The minimal install size for a program generated using MS coding tools today is eye-wateringly ridiculous.

Extradited Canadian accused of unleashing NetWalker ransomware

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Funny how seized money is almost never returned to the victims.

Nice RCMP Christmas party this year I bet.

AMD reminds everyone it's still doing Threadrippers

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Finally!

Been waiting for the 5000 series TR's for almost two years now. No word on the HEDT models which is what I'm after, but the PRO will do in a pinch.

OneWeb drops launches from Russia's Baikonur spaceport

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Paris Hilton

@elonmusk

His reply reminded me of Team America's "Matt Damon!" for some strange reason.