* Posts by NoneSuch

2659 publicly visible posts • joined 25 May 2010

Whatever hit the Moon in March, it left this weird double crater

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Angel

I'm Imagining...

A very confused Jedediah Kerman standing on the lunar surface.

Microsoft pulls Windows 10/11 installation websites in Russia

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Mushroom

Re: I resisted for all of 20 seconds

"(Right now it's Putin that's the problem - Russians are pretty smart and will not just put up with this)"

The smart Russians are either in jail or under threat of arrest if they speak up against a tyrant.

The obvious next step is for VPN companies to block Russian source IP's from using their services. Blocking Chinese ones as well will stop my firewall from overuse.

Microsoft readies Windows Autopatch to free admins from dealing with its fixes

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FAIL

Face It...

If you have Windows installed, you no longer own the computer you paid for.

If you cannot determine when patches go off, what patches to install or what feature sets are put onto your PC, it is no longer your computer. It belongs to a nameless set of Microsoft engineers who will tell you what you can and cannot do.

Now we calmly await the monthly fee paid to Redmond to allow you to log onto that PC you used to own.

Never fear, the White House is here to tackle web trolls

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FAIL

Re: be careful what you wish for

Fighting ignorance with facts. That's worked incredibly well so far.

US must adopt USB-C charging standard like EU, senators urge

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Can't wait for the typical Apple no response response.

Consultant plays Metaverse MythBuster. Here's why they're wrong

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Boffin

Re: Holodeck

"They actually shoot the actors on green screen and use a computer to replace the green (color humans don't have) with whatever CG decor they want. And if you feed the real camera's moves to that same computer you can make it copy the exact same camera movements in your fake 3D decor space, making it look even more real (check any and all recent movies)."

Only local TV stations still do greenscreen for the weather report. Everyone else has moved on to background projection. The Mandalorian pioneered this. They project the actual world onto the background behind the actors to give natural lighting in whatever scene they want. Then a bit of CGI cleanup to get rid of the prop and harness wires.

https://youtu.be/gUnxzVOs3rk

Microsoft continues cyber security spending spree with Miburo buy

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FAIL

Le Sigh

Another decent company joins the collective to have their IP stored in a Redmond legal firm filing cabinet, the best people leave and the ones who can't get a job elsewhere are promoted internally.

Less competition, less consumer choice, less innovation, but at least the fees will be going up. Oh how the mighty continue to fall:

https://wiki2.org/en/List_of_mergers_and_acquisitions_by_Microsoft

Meta mostly fails in appeal against order from UK watchdog to sell Giphy

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Coat

"I still find it baffling that a company that sole purpose was to host GIFs which were primarily made from content they didn't own the copyright to, could be even worth $400m."

Meanwhile, Meta is worth multiple billions from selling the private info from their users. At least they are consistent as a corporation.

Microsoft fixes under-attack Windows zero-day Follina

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Coffee/keyboard

So when you say you "fixed" it, you mean you rushed out a patch and hope nothing else breaks as a result of your slap-dashery.

512 disk drives later, Floppotron computer hardware orchestra hits v3.0

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"Maybe it's not a particularly useful device," conceded Zadrożniak, "but it was a little challenging and super fun to make."

The cry heard from every shed in Britain.

OMIGOD: Cloud providers still using secret middleware

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I'm Not Psychic, but...

"While a different type of MFA at each checkpoint definitely adds an additional layer of security, it's unknown how well users would adapt to the user experience friction created by needing a different form of MFA for each granular access request."

Badly.

EU lawmakers vote to ban sales of combustion engine cars from 2035

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Re: The charger numbers seem a bit low.

"The government is missing a trick, the future is geothermal."

Yes, because of global warming we have a lack of heat above ground at the moment and need to pump even more up from the Earth's core.

This is like the American solution of solving gun violence by adding more people with guns.

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Re: The charger numbers seem a bit low.

"Why should the plebs be allowed warm houses, hot meals and transport to reasonable paying jobs not in their local area as well as time off work for holidays?"

Thanks to BREXIT, none of those are available any more. Problem solved. (Yes, joke.)

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Re: In other words...

"Gas or batteries..... is there a 3rd option?"

Hydrogen. Very much like Fusion as far as a technology reach goes. There are lots of hurdles to cross to get up to speed with full commercial production.

NASA to commission independent UFO study

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Re: We're not advanced enough to understand "aliens".

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”

Any sufficiently advanced technology is locked up in the SW corner of Area 51 at a place called S-4. Or underneath Wright Patterson AFB or Site-D, if you believe in that sort of thing.

Bob Lazar was on YouTube recently showing how he powers his hydrogen fueled car by using the particle accelerator he built himself. Worth a watch.

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Coat

Re: We're not advanced enough to understand "aliens".

C'mon, just because we don't understand the technology does not stop the US military from wanting to put guns and a 'Merican flag on it.

Perfect example: we, as a species, are not mature enough to populate other planets even though we have the technology in hand today.

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Coat

Stargate

The Stargate Movie and TV shows did more for Air Force recruitment than Top Gun by a long shot.

openSUSE Leap 15.4: The best desktop on the RPM side of the Linux world

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Pint

"Disclaimer: the author worked for SUSE until last year, although not on the openSUSE project. He retains no connection or links with the company. (And some years before that, he also worked for Red Hat.)"

So the author got tired of the private jets, dating models & champagne lunches of the Linux world and decided to move into journalism. ;-)

How Schneider Electric is rewiring how we think about modular datacenters

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Instead...

Schneider needs to work on their APC UPS brand and get the reliability back up to the level it was at before they bought them out.

Had three main board faults requiring complete replacement of the chassis in 18 months on our two core rack UPS because of brownouts.

APC used to be the Cadillac standard. Now, they are barely a Suzuki.

Russia, China warn US its cyber support of Ukraine has consequences

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Re: Consequences Schmonsequences

I get my firewalls probed hundreds of times a day from Russian and Chinese based IP's, plus numerous VPN addresses (I suspect to get around geo-blocking.) This has been happening for YEARS.

The Russian and Chinese governments lie so often and so blatantly, you literally cannot believe anything they say any more. Both have killed numerous people to suppress democracy and expand tyranny. Syria, Georgia, Chechnya, Tibet, the South China Sea and other countries have suffered oppression, destruction and death.

They have governments in name only, but they are true dictatorships. Disagree with them and their policies or dare to tell the truth and you and your family disappear.

We need an organization of democratic nations like NATO, but global in scope to draw lines in the sand and close off the dictatorial governments. Seal their borders, sanction their trade, cut off their Internet access until they follow basic democratic rights and freedoms for their citizens. Enough is enough.

Microsoft accidentally turned off hardware requirements for Windows 11

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Big Brother

Re: Win 10 is good enough

Windows 10 is commercial spyware.

The life expectancy of Windows releases will keep shrinking until MS is ready to announce the monthly fee for accessing your copy of Windows.

It's coming boys and girls. Best to have your Linux escape plan well prepared today.

Microsoft confirms HoloLens boss Alex Kipman to be reorganized out the door

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Mushroom

Re: Cold

Microsoft didn't have a mega $$$ hit on day one and so it is punishing the people working on the project.

The actual people responsible for the fail are the senior executives who created chaos with unachievable goals, threw in impractical ideas, over-rode the engineers with fantasy and then nickeled and dimed the production staff budget into obscurity before blaming others for the failure.

How do I know this? That's every major project that every corporation has ever worked on.

The execs will collect stock options and hefty bonuses at year end because of their "contributions." The others are on the street looking for a job.

Twitter shareholders to vote on Elon Musk's acquisition

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Joke

Rob Peter to Pay Paul

Screw over Tesla shareholders short term to screw over Twitter shareholders long term.

Oh Elon...

Feds raid dark web market selling data on 24 million Americans

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Devil

No Doubt...

If this info was on non-Americans they would have seized if for their own use.

Makers of ad blockers and browser privacy extensions fear the end is near

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Go

Re: Does anyone need more justification

Exactly. Only the ignorant use Chrome as a daily driver.

Brave browser is excellent at blocking crap and the (Current Beta) Brave Search is coming along nicely.

People going to browsers that protect their privacy. Who would have thunk it?

Police lab wants your happy childhood pictures to train AI to detect child abuse

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FAIL

Re: The great trust pairing

Because the use of your photos will not stop with the child pr0n investigations. It's also the thin end of the wedge when you will be forced to let police go through your financial records at will so they can find money launderers and your emails so they can find terrorists.

They can do that today if they get probable cause and get a judge to sign off on a warrant. But they find a warrant limiting and want to do away with them so they can gather info on EVERYONE. THAT is what you should be afraid of.

Feeling highly stressed about your job? You must be a CISO

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Coffee/keyboard

Or, and here's a counter-opinion...

"They're probably stressed because they aren't the right people for the job." - AC

The team is burned out because of continual patching of security products (firewalls, VPN, switches, routers, DC's, web sites, SQL, wifi access points, etc.) across five countries and four datacenters for years while also dealing with a pandemic. By the time they get everything up to date, a new round of "Critical" patches is waiting. We've received notifications of critical patches mid-way through applying critical patches FFS. They can't patch during the day because people are working so that leaves evenings and weekends. Lots and lots of late weekends and evenings.

Then there are the users. The mouth breathers who click on every link offered in the dodgiest looking of emails needing a security intervention of their account and review of the impact of their actions when they blindly accept the 2FA request that follows. Then chasing the motherclicker to change passwords only to be told "can we do it later, I'm really busy?" Sorry if our actions trying to prevent hefty GDPR fines for leaked PII is inconvenient to you Mr. VP, sir.

Microsoft, Cisco, Adobe (Have you seen the amount of patches these weenies put out in any 30 day period?), et al. are the largest cause of the issue releasing under tested code that borks systems and protections resulting in more patches. The proverbial house of cards. Then there is the day-to-day break and fix things that pop up.

The average IT team fights that battle daily to keep a largely unappreciative staff in the position where they can continue do their jobs. Now, I do admit, unlike you AC we are not perfect. You work from 9-5 M-F exclusively, patching your three or four Mac Book Airs from the graphics department then go home for a day of massages and spa treatment. Good on you for perfecting the lifestyle.

Engineer sues Amazon for not covering work-from-home internet, electricity bills

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Happy

Re: The law is the law, hurrah hurrah

" If the employer doesn't reimburse commuting costs (and what employer does??)"

NASA. Transport costs to the ISS.

BSA kicks multiple holes in India's infosec reporting rules

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"The tone of the letter is polite"

The response will be less so. Telling ignorant politicians they are wrong? Well, that will be taken well.

Reg hack attends holographic WebEx meeting, blows away Zoom fatigue

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Re: Don't see the appeal

"I didn't like VR when I first tried it in the 1980s (at SIGGRAPH), and I don't like it now."

Different strokes. Although, in my experience, the people who say they do not like VR tried it first on cheap headsets (or cell phone / cardboard combos) with low and unstable frame rates caused by a potato PC. That resulted in nausea and their panic grabbing of the nearest bin after 15 min.

My GF's first experience on my HTC Vive Pro 2 lasted two hours and she giggled madly throughout.

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Pirate

Re: Holography?!

"Just because an image "looks 3D" or appears ot "float in the air" does NOT repeat NOT make it a hologram."

Correct, but it makes it different enough from existing VR patents so they don't have to pay out royalties.

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Re: Holographic porn.

"I'd pay attention for longer in a hologram because it is properly immersive."

Immersion is keyed to content. A boring presentation in holo-3D is still a boring presentation. The author was engaged because he enjoyed the tech; to him it was new and shiny. Do the same thing ten times and listen for the yawns.

Taiwan claims ‘breakthrough’ in EU semiconductor cooperation talks

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"which China decried as a "provocative smear."

I'd call it "proactive common sense."

Support Taiwan, fight despotism.

Elon Musk orders Tesla execs back to the office

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Re: Prediction

At home:

- I have Internet speeds five times faster than the office.

- Wifi speeds are ten+ times faster.

- I have a Threadripper workstation, 3090 video card with two 32" Predator monitors for lots of window real estate.

- The only annoying a-hole near me is the cat.

- I can listen to my tunes (when not on unnecessary video conferences).

- The kitchen is six paces away with full Cappuchino / Espresso making facilities.

- The fridge has everything I need to snack on or for lunch.

- The bathroom is clean and fit for purpose.

- I get a LOT more done there than in the office.

Good luck to Elon making grandiose pronouncements in an economy where "The Big Quit" is trending.

Immersion cooling no longer reserved for the hyperscalers, HPC

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Re: "it eliminates the need for air-conditioning units to cool servers"

"No need for air-conditioning. Just water conditioning, which is considerably more efficient."

Which means they can run hotter for longer producing more heat. Bit of an issue with Global Warming ATM. We need less efficient heat generators. Much less.

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Re: "it eliminates the need for air-conditioning units to cool servers"

"Ideally the heat would be used for district heating or similar."

Or melting glaciers even faster. I calculate we could live without half of the servers in the world.

Algorithm spots 104 asteroids in huge piles of data

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Re: ADAM::THOR

Observatory on the Dark Side of the Moon. Problem solved.

ExpressVPN moves servers out of India to escape customer data retention law

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Devil

Re: Potentials with 100% guarantee

Unless the public gets their noses out of FaceBook and starts making politicians accountable they will end up in camps with barbed wire around the perimeter "for their protection."

Freedom is a right only if it is protected by those who want it.

UK opens up 'high-potential individual route' for tech worker immigration

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Mushroom

BREXIT Smoke and Mirrors

Don't look at the crippling economic damage being done by a moronic decision based on lies, or our cabbage patch PM lying about parties at No. 10, look at our new economy boosting policies instead!

Re-join the EU and all this horse manure goes away, people get their jobs back and visa free EU travel is restored. Then we need to send all the politicians who put us in this position to Rockall as an example to others.

China’s top court calls for blockchain to record vast number of transactions

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Pirate

Blockchain and Red China will not mix well.

The Chinese Communist Party likes to rewrite history frequently. Blockchain makes it quite inconvenient to rewrite the historical "truth."

Expect Chinese technology soon that takes an existing blockchain, parses it, then re-builds it with embarrassing elements deleted in the process. The new blockchain will replace the old. Anything that shows the CCP is flawed will be purged.

That critical vulnerability might not be the first you should patch

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Holmes

Game of Risk

Which is why layered defenses are necessary. You can only reduce risk, you can never eliminate it.

Sick of Windows but can't afford a Mac? Consult our cynic's guide to desktop Linux

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Linux

Let's not slag off other Distros

Regardless of your choice (and Linux gives us that choice) of distro, we can all agree Windows is not the OS we want or need.

Microsoft's goal is for you to to pay them a monthly fee for everything. That's not my goal.

VMware customers have watched Broadcom's acquisitions and don't like what they see

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Plan B

We recently converted our dev environment away from ESXi to PROXMOX over a long weekend and no one out side of our team even noticed. That will save us a decent chunk of change.

We're keeping Production on ESXi for now, but we can convert over to PROXMOX at the drop of a hat if the buyout turns out to be negative.

Some are mentioning Nutanix. We dumped them over a year ago.

NASA's 161-second helicopter tour of Martian terrain

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Joke

Hmmm...

I thought Microsoft Flight Simulator would be a little more upmarket and have better graphics.

Shanghai lockdowns to end, perhaps easing tech supply chain woes

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Re: That's the tech sector.

Physical lockdown ends, political lockdown continues.

Actually, without COVID, quite a few democracy loving individuals are still physically locked up. The Uyghurs, the Tibetans, Falun Gong and any one else the Chinese Communist Party decides needs a bit of re-education.

Oh no, wait. The CCP says it has no political prisoners, so everything is fine.

Twitter founder Dorsey beats hasty retweet from the board

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FAIL

Elon has not bought anything yet.

That check is bouncing like it was Indian Rubber.

DuckDuckGo tries to explain why its browsers won't block some Microsoft web trackers

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Screw that. I used, yes USED DuckDuckGo as my daily driver. I just swapped to Brave search.

Protect my privacy by being in bed with Microsoft? Out the door they go.

ServiceNow ordered a year's worth of hardware to avoid supply chain hassles

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Hoarding...

The panic buying that demarks the imbecile.

Elon Musk needs more cash for Twitter buy after Tesla margin loan lapses

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Pint

Here's your pint.

And in the immortal words of Nelson from the Simpsons. "Ha-ha..."

Microsoft veteran on how he forged a badge to sneak into a Ballmer presentation

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Any committee can screw up the best engineering.