* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Oh Deere: Farm hardware jailbroken to run Doom

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Re: Remote hacks

"Didn't one of the hacks here on El Reg have an autonomous mower like 10 years ago? I vaguely recall reading an article about it."

Yeah, they've been around for ages. A Roomba with spinning blades of death whizzing around your lawn. Keep your kids and pets indoors!

When will the UK take another giant leap into space?

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Pint

Re: Does this mean El Reg can dust off LOHAN?

As it happens, as I read you post, I'm currently drinking a beer from my "hewn from the living glass" Lohan engraved glass tankard :-)

I'll have another one shorty on your behalf. After all, any excuse is a good excuse :-)

Nuclear power is the climate superhero too nervous to wear its cape

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Re: Since there are so many nucelar fans here ...

No, for the same reason I don't have a coal or other mining "slag heap" or a council waste refuse landfill site in my garden. Because that would be fucking stupid! On the other hand, a single canister of vitrified waste buried 30 meters down would probably be safer than those other options and much less of a smell or eyesore.

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Re: Moot

"Getting storage sorted out really shouldn't be beyond us."

Currently, it's a physics problem. Energy storage density. And unless something other than current battery technology is used, lack of materials to make the batteries and the pollution caused in making them.

There may come a time when the renewables power sources "boot strap", and renewables are used to create renewables, but I doubt it will happen without a lot of nuclear in the mix.

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Re: More people have died on UK roads so far this year ...

"Wherever there is a car accident, it can be cleared up within at most a few days and more usually a few hours. Chernobyl? Fukushima? Decades..."

Have you considered how man decades of time it takes to clear ALL of those car accidents across the entire world, every year? Death by a 1000 cuts? You seem to think million of small bad things are better than on big bad thing. Millions of car accidents per year compared to 3 nuclear accidents in the last, what, 30-40 years?

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Re: Two flaws with this opinion piece

"First, it assumes that humanity NEEDS to continue consuming current levels of power, as a justification for Nuclear."

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT ON BRO'

We need to be planning for a FAR BIGGER consumption as the poorer parts of the world get lifted up to modern levels. Demand will increase dramatically, not remain stable at current levels.

Oh, hang on. I just read the rest of your comments. Your plan is to decimate the worlds population while dragging the remains of the advanced countries back down to the levels of the 3rd world. Good luck with that!

Interesting quote though. About the only people I ever hear use the term "metric tons" are Americans who want to sound "cool" and think "metric tons" are sooo much bigger than "real" tons :-)

(I usually assume "ton" means imperial and tonne is metric)

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Re: "David JC MacKay", "Sustainable Energy"

"8.4% biomass (whatever that is)."

Primarily, that's burning wood. Essentially, the same as a coal fired power station, only it's little pellets of wood blasted into the flames instead of ground up coal dust. Most of the wood pellets are from cutting down trees in the USA and shipping them over to the UK using ships running on the dirtiest most obnoxious "diesel" imaginable. Those US forest are supposed to be fully "sustainable", but some investigation (BBC? Panorama?) have shown they are not always planting any trees to replace them, let alone the better than 1:1 replacement they claim.

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Re: Volcanoes ?

"fast" being a relative term, especially in geology :-)

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Re: Volcanoes ?

"On average, the temperature increases by about 25°C for every kilometer of depth."

I'm not sure how much heat is actually needed, but with the sort of technology used in ground- or air-sourced heat pumps, it seems like not a lot. There's a project about a mile up the road from me where they are drilling down to old mine workings, the plan being to extract the heat from the water down there for a local home heating. I'm not aware of the economics or grants/subsidies involved, and they seem to have been drilling for an awful long time. But that's probably exacerbated by it being a residential and shopping area so can't drill when people are literally 10-15 meters away and would like to sleep :-)

Probably not useful for electricity generation, but certainly one solution for heating.

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Re: Safer than people think

Or drink some Atomik Vodka

Considering the high food standards in the UK, surely this must be illegal by your reasoning. Except it isn't.

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Re: Safer than people think

"By any metric you can name, the risk from nuclear is many, many orders of magnitude less risk to the planet. And yet people still fear it more because a nuclear explosion is intuitively risky, whereas millions (really, millions) dying from extreme weather, crop shortages and air pollution does not."

It's similar reasoning as to why people fear plane crashes or train crashes and yet are happy to drive on the roads every day. Planes and trains may be safer, but a single "incident" is bigger in effect than a single car crash.

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Re: Deaths are not the only metric

What's up? Can't you argue against the facts as presented? That seems to be your constant refrain, yet here you are ignoring that same process.

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Re: Deaths are not the only metric

There's a nuclear power plant about 20 miles from my house so I'm inside the area of potential death and destruction from a scary meltdown. Few people ever seem to give the place much thought. It's just there. Has been for over 40 years. I barely registers on my consciousness. That's how little I worry about living near a nuclear power plant.

Here it is.

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Re: Deaths are not the only metric

"Can you point to 1,000 square miles of exclusion zone on the map due to coal? "

Yes. Spoil and slag heaps all over the world, full of toxins, adding up to far more than 1000 square miles. In many countries, fenced off as dangerous areas. Some have had a foor or two of top soil added to hide the bare, barren "moon-scape" like image they would naturally have. But many remain unstable and during very wet weather can come crashing down onto any nearby homes.

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Re: Bang On - except the death stats

"You get Uranium and Plutonium out of the ground."

If you don't know the difference between the rocks that form the earth and "fossil fuel", then you really should give and go back to something you do understand.

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Re: Bang On - except the death stats

"Are they shredding the panels so you can suck in the dust?"

No, but the mining or processing of the materials used to make them is causing pollution and deaths.

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Re: Bang On - except the death stats

"Can you point to me something similar with regards to coal?"

Slag heaps collapsing and sliding down, burying villages and schools full of children. And it's still happening.

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Re: Bang On - except the death stats

"* Nuclear: 0.03 (including Chernonbyl in 1986)

* Solar: 0.02"

And the response from the Greens/green press? OMG!!!!!! Nuclear kills 50% for people than solar!!!!!!

Samsung heir pardoned after doing time for bribery

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Re: Lee became the head of Samsung after his father

On the other hand, if one of the "kings" dies unexpectedly, before the slow and tax free (or at least tax low) processes are started or completed, it can get expensive to inherit.

"After Samsung Group Chairman Lee Kun-hee passed away in 2021, South Korea’s inheritance tax made headlines as Lee’s family was saddled with a world-record breaking inheritance tax estimated at KRW 12 trillion (over USD 10 billion)."

It's not a straightforward "The king is dead, long live the king" process, even there.

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Re: Capitalism for the Win

"The bit I can't work out is how one individual can matter so much for the country's economic health."

The BBC gave a better report into the background of these huge cheabols.

Keep your cables tidy. You never know when someone might need some wine

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"I hope whoever agreed to allowing catering to use the server room for cooling received their pink slip before the day was over."

It was described as a "server closet" and "at the turn of the century", so I'm guessing we aren't talking about "server central" and BOFH + PFY roaming around. More likely a rack or two and barely room to swing a cat.

"Dear lord that's a horrendours[sic] decision."

Despite the above, I still agree with this bit :-)

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Re: fail - over?

"Pi is just a conspiracy by the global elites to dupe the sheeple into believing that circles"

I think your post got cropped.

Your AI-generated digital artwork may not be protected by US copyright

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"but who owns the training data?"

Most "AI's" seem to be trained on "open source" or "public" data, often by scraping the internet, so likely has no owner or possibly has thousands if not millions of "owners" :-)

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Re: In my mind, this is a null line of questioning.

"Adding AI to Photoshop still doesn't make Adobe the author of the image"

Be careful what you say. You can't patent or copyright an "idea" and now you just put that "idea" out there in the public domain :-)

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Pretty much that. According to gov.uk;

".2 Duration of the rights

A recording of a performance is ‘released’ when it is first published, played or shown to the public.

Rights in unreleased performances last for a 50 year period. The period begins from the year in which the performance occurred. If during this 50 year period a recording of the performance is released, then the following rules apply:

  • if the recording of the performance is not a sound recording, the term of protection extends to 50 years from the date of release; or
  • if the recording of the performance is a sound recording, the term of protection extends to 70 years from the date of release"

So yeah, Cliff "won" for "sound recordings", but didn't seem so bothered about other recordings. I guess he gets more income from his songs than for his films. Especially since much of his film income is from the songs he performed in them anyway and the songs were, obviously, all released as "sound recordings" too. He's more interested in Spotify than TV re-runs of the films.

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"One could argue that Cliff did exactly that, it's just not the same pot you pay into. Where is it written that we must all piss into use the same pot?"

One could argue for the extension of patents to match that of copyright using that same logic of comparing it to a pension pot. Also, that "pension pot" starts paying out immediately, not just when you retire, so why should inventors not get the same benefits as artists and authors? It's worth bearing in mind that the only people arguing for extending copyright are the copyright holders. There doesn't seem to be the same drive to extend patents.

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The winning sentence "wide-angle shot from below of a female astronaut with an athletic feminine body walking with swagger toward camera on Mars in an infinite universe, synthwave digital art,"

Does this AI produce exactly the same output when given the same input? Or does add more data of it's own randomly/algorithmically from some extra data? If so, how does it "decide" what to add to the users specifications?

In relation to copyright though, rather than treat AI "like a human", maybe it's time to look at copyright, what it is, what it means and who (and for how long) it benefits? Maybe it's time to treat copyright more like patents and give it a fixed life? Death of author plus seventy years is excessive IMO, especially for works created at the early stages of an authors career. That works against a successful author bothering too much later in life if they have a few "big hits" early on that keeps paying. Not to mention the general trend for people to live longer. Let's not even go near "corporate" copyrights and Disney!

People like Cliff Richard, who's pretty much done nothing for 20 years, says the royalties are his "pension". Well, why didn't he pay into a pension pot like everyone else and not have to worry about the royalties?

Ukraine's cyber chief comes to Black Hat in surprise visit

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Re: "advanced feature sets is they require complex protocols, "

...and was it "mission complete" at some stage or are they still on retainer to keep security up to date?

Twitter unveils US midterm election integrity plans, upsets almost everyone

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Unless it's a politician stating it, in which case the odds are pretty good.

BOFH: Who us? Sysadmins? Spend time with other departments?

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Re: Internal relationship manager

Never heard of BDSM? It's enlightening (and sometime horrifying, as well as everything in between) to find out what gets some peoples rocks off ;-)

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Re: Bullshit jobs

"maybe these people are failed HR people?"

Is that even possible?

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Re: Management style fads! - Something Different

...or teach people the things they were supposed to learn as toddlers. Wash your hands properly, with soap, then dry them. This guy may have "washed" his hands, but I despair at the numbers of people who think "washing" their hands is a quick wipe under the running water then walk out shaking dirty water all over the place. Those drips may or may not have been contaminated water.

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Re: Management style fads! - Something Different

Our company does! Well, the free pizzas (or other food) every once in a while. Unfortunate;y, it also causes divisions between office based workers and those us out in the field who rarely if ever visit offices and don;t get any of the freebies.

Our software is perfect. If something has gone wrong, it must be YOUR fault

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Re: A mild infusion of yellow

Have you tried downgrading to a pen or pencil? Or, if you want the chance of being understood by the recipient, a crayon?

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Re: Dear God. Where to start?

Doing hardware support for multiple OEMs. One of them has a mandatory procedure to follow which means logging in to their systems and following the diagnosis procedure. You only get to touch their kit if you've already completed their mandatory training. The problem with the online fault diagnosis system is that it's clearly aimed at people who are untrained and have no clue what to do. I have yet to see it come up with a "solution" I could not come up with ten times faster. In theory, on is supposed to carry out each step, one at a time and the click on the result, which then takes you to the next logical step. It even starts with checking the power is on and power cycling. FFS, I KNOW THAT. I DO THAT. IT TAKES A FEW SECONDS. But following their mandatory and monitored online process takes at least 10 minutes just to get that far. The process goes downhill from there :-(

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Re: '...own web-hosted user community forums...'

Easily solved. Kill one of your live badgers.

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Re: Testers

"You still have to pay to submit a bug report".

Really? And they are still in business?

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Re: "Just be like me"

Sounds like the same attitude from game devs. Not got the latest whizzy shiny? Tough!

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Re: "Hmm we only tested on IE"

We just upgraded one of our in-house apps. I say "we". I mean TPTB imposed it on us Some functions don't work in Edge, the "approved" browser, some don't work in Firefox and there's no complete overlap in the Venn diagram. We've been told it fully works in Internet Explorer and to use that instead. Unfortunately, the standard user build doesn't include the now EOLed IE and security policies forbid "unapproved" s/w installs by users, including IE

'I wonder what this cable does': How to tell thicknet from a thickhead

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Re: Terminators and T-Pieces

Yeah, Paris was only temporary. Fugit about her!

General Motors charges mandatory $1,500 fee for three years of optional car features

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Re: Given that the US didn't make 100K cars last week due to a lack of chips

I've noticed a trend, at least here in the uk, to leave the colour out of the paint job. Grey cars that look like only the undercoat and final gloss finish has been applied. I wonder if that's a cheaper option? I doubt it, since one I saw today was a Porche. They probably charge extra for that option ;-)

There can be only one... Microsoft Excel Champion

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Excel is why we can't have a simple "quick'n'dirty" database app in Windows

Type your comments here - advanced HTML and hotlinks allowed.

FCC decides against giving Starlink $1b in rural broadband subsidies

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"Oh, that's right, the big ISPs spend a big chunk of that money bribing our lawmakers,"

It does make one wonder why LTD didn't get comms carrier status in 7 of the 15 states they applied for. I've never heard of them, so there may be good technical reasons why they didn't get that. But seeing how the incumbents operate, I'd not be surprised to learn the likes of AT&T et al spent money lobbying against them in some form or other.

You'll soon be able to ghost a WhatsApp group without making everyone hate you

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Re: The BBC comment struck the right chord...

I forgot to add, Meta's new chatbot thinks Zuckerberg is stupid and Facebook exploits people.

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The BBC comment struck the right chord...

...they described as "leaving a party by sneaking out the back door" :-)

On the other hand, why are people so concerned about what others might think of them? I thought the default these days, especially amongst the younger crowd, is that it's doesn't matter what others think. I'm constantly seeing (and hearing!) other peoples phone conversations, about all sorts of sensitive stuff, because so many think it's right and proper to hold phone conversations in public on speaker phone. One woman, just yesterday, was complaining to some energy provider or other that the money had not gone on her card. Back in my day, you had conversations like that in private! Clearly these must not be the same people worried about the "fall out" of leaving a WhatsApp group.

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Re: Alternatively ...

"Which begs the question: does anyone know of a company that has supplied a phone to an employee they said "has" to be on Whasapp (etc) but who doesn't own a phone."

Yeah, me! I've never owned a personal mobile phone and still don't. I've been in jobs where a company mobile phone was provided since the "brick" phones where finally going away, replaced with little black Nokias. Current employer has WhatsApp groups for remote teams to keep in easy touch for general chat, work-related etc that's neither company sensitive nor of interest outside of the team. It's lighter, easier and less hassle than Teams (which we also use for "official" company business)

Google's bug bounty boss: Finding and patching vulns? 'Totally useless'

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Re: Without taking into account observed exploits, wasting huge amount of defensive resources

"One of the first to realize this in the commercial sphere was Kenna Security & Cyentia 2018 ROI of fixing vulnerabilities:"

I wonder if the ROI takes into account the losses caused by unfixed bugs and vulnerabilities when the customers systems go TITSUP or they get hacked? Maybe if the customers could sue the vendors for those "hey, it''s cheaper to ignore that bug" line items, the ROI might look a little different.

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So, ignoring all the bugs until a concatenation turns them into an exploit is ok by you? If the first bug had been fixed, the exploit would not have happened in the first place. Ignoring the bugs until some combination becomes exploitable is security by obscurity. The black hats might find the exploit first, and use it first.

Businesses should dump Windows for the Linux desktop

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Re: Genuine Question

"The work shouldn't be getting Linux to do a thing that Windows does by just configuring this, download this package, update this library, now modify this config, oh wait, missing another dependency, etc. It gets in the way of the actual goal of whatever the work is. It's gotten a LOT better over the years, but can still be a big pain."

I think mindset is a major part of the problem. "getting Linux to do a thing that Windows does" Is that really what is needed? Or is there another way to do it? I suspect that after 20+ years of standardising on Windows on the desktop, it's very difficult for most people to even conceive of doing something that is not "The Microsoft Way". And due to that very fact, it can be hard, if not impossible to do many things without using Windows because there's no userbase, so no development and therefore no support for s/w to do those things.

Back in the days when different companies used different computers and OS', they trained their people in their way of doing things. Nowadays, it's expected that new hires all know Windows and how to drive it, along with at least the standard "default" apps, no training required, other than maybe for one or two "business" tools, SAP stuff and the like.

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Re: LibreOffice is not as good as MS Office

I never have issues saving my LO Calc files to Excel format and sending them to others. I frequently have issues with people using the many whizz-bang "features" of Excel, "Just Because They Can" which add nothing to either the data or the presentation, but make importing it into LO Calc a problem.

On the other hand, that's the same problem Word and Excel have had with previous versions of Word and Excel for many years. Not everyone can or will upgrade to the latest shiny as soon as it's released.

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