* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Spotted at industry confab: Quadcopter equipped with Brit missiles Ukraine is so fond of

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I hope...

...they remember that the missiles rocket engine has to fire AFTER the missile holding clamps have released, preferably a half second or so after.

PC component scavenging queue jumper pulled into line with a screensaver

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You just blame your colleagues around you.

This hero probe will smash into an asteroid to see if we can deflect future killer rocks

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Re: @Lars

I can't see the 2nd "o" in "to!" Did you use a black hole instead of a white hole and it just doesn't appear to arrived yet due to time dilation ir did it just suck in the local light?

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DART

DART? Not BRUCE?

Big Rock Under Control Efficiently.

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"At four hours prior to impact, the spacecraft becomes completely autonomous,"

and it's last thought before impact is "Oh no! Not again"

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Re: @Lars

An hour is always[*] an hour to the person experiencing it. It may, however, measure differently to an observer.

*Waste of time meetings at the office with a PHB droning on excepted.

Mozilla drags Microsoft, Google, Apple for obliterating any form of browser choice

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Re: Dear Mozilla.

"where is the 3 click "clear history and all data caches installed by websites" routine I use on Safari?"

Shift-Ctrl-Del

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Re: Drags?

Maybe it wants them to dress in womens loud clothes and tell raunchy jokes?

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Re: I'd love to switch to Firefox, if only...

"The most important is "text fragment links." They let you "deep link" directly to almost any snippet of text on a web page. It is an extremely useful feature, and Chrome has supported it for over 33 months, but Firefox STILL doesn't support it."

This why some sites pop up messages telling you your latest release version $browser is not up to date. Because Chrome invents new "features" some good, some bad, which are not standards because they are big enough to not care about proposing new features. So we go back to "best viewed in Internet Exporer V6" because lazy web devs want the new shiny and can't be arsed to test on other browsers and take them into account.

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Re: Mozilla is not a very good browser, convince me otherwise

"GUI - it sounds like you'd like Firefox to hire a designer to create a GUI just for you and I wouldn't mind if they did TBH."

I remember the days when themes and/or skins could completely change the look and feel but nowadays, Firefox, in line with everyone else, has restricted that so much that about all you can change, like Windows, is the background image. There are 100's of "themes" in the Mozilla add-ons, but they all look and feel exactly the same.

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Re: The real problem is that there are only 2 mobile OSes.

"* Yes, they were found guilty of various practices"

But justice being slow and with many legal means to appeal "wrong" decisions or many years, means that any large company can get away with illegally stamping out the competition such that any fines years down the line are already paid for by the increased income from market dominance. As has been show time and time again.

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Re: Firefox not ready for heavy work

I just came across this awesome! report! on the super amazing BBC which partially explains some of the cause of that effect.

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Re: Chrome on desktop

"By clicking next-next-finish on installers. Remember the good old days when every freaking installer had Chrome as a (mostly) hidden option?"

Yes, they just keep nagging users to switch to Chrome every time they go to a Google home page instead.

Florida asks Supreme Court if it's OK to ban content moderation it doesn't like

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Re: You can either have Free Speech

I wonder if the likes of Facebook are coming to regret being so ubiquitous yet?

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Re: Sauce for the goose...

There are extremists on both sides. From afar,it seems unbalanced in favour of the Rep side. But if these laws effectively make those extreme views protected, it can only get worse. For both sides. You reap what you sow, and it seems these Reps have either not hear of the Law of Unintended Consequences or are dim enough to think it either doesn't apply to them or they can repeal it.

Billionaire CEO tells Googlers 'we shouldn’t always equate fun with money'

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Re: Just for fun

Demanding worship without rewards (we promise they will come later. Much, much later!) is the foundation of most religions!

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Re: 20‰ more?

Don't they currently operate some sort of "own time projects" thing where people can take one day per week to do stuff outside their normal day job? Taking that back should give an instant 20% productivity "bonus" to Google. Or is that special day every week just for the top flying devs? And does Google actually get a lot of benefit from it?

Boeing to pay SEC $200m to settle charges it misled investors over 737 MAX safety

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Re: Normal misleading

No, that's old fashioned gentlemanly and honourable (or cowards!) way out.

The modern disruptive methods are to deny it ever happened and when the proof it DID happen is overwhelming, blame a rogue (or rouge!) engineer!

Datacenter migration plan missed one vital detail: The leaky roof

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Re: I've seen worse

"What's needed is simple crop-and-zoom for display."

Worse, when 16:9 TV was gaing ground, everything quickly switched to being filmed in widescreen format. Now almost everyone has widescreen TVs, "arty" directors are making *TV shows* in wider, Cinemascope format we so still get fscking black bars top and bottom!!!! As I type this, I'm watching one right now on Netflix. It feels like I'm missing parts of the picture from the top and bottom. Understandable when it's cinema film being broadcast, but there's no excuse on a made for TV episodic series!

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Re: Architect Smartitect

"take it slow and keep backing out and relubing the bit."

We need the Paris icon back!!!

Icon to represent the mysterious abduction.

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Re: Architect Smartitect

"Add to that the fact the WiFi gets completely overloaded of more than 30% of the workforce is in the building at the same time..."

Tell me about it! A shared services building and *everyone" has decided they will use WiFi. No, the building facilities people don't provide it. Each of the buildings users provide their own. My problem was to find out why our customers newly installed kit wasn't working. A quick check with a WiFi phone app found 40 wireless routers in range of the reception desk comprising about 15 different networks, all channels congested. There's yer problem!! Fortunately, reception had some old network points properly labelled. It took a while to gain access to the comms room, but a couple of patch cables soon sorted the issue.

Too many people see hard-wired networking as expensive and WiFi as "cheap magic" that Just Workstm

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Re: Architect Smartitect

"This is a bit like educational building plans. Specifications are always pegged down to what we used to need last year, but never to what we might need in five years' time."

Or even *this* year. I once went into a new build school, had only opened a few months earlier, and they were teaching classes on the mezzanine floors because they didn't have enough classrooms! Still, it was better than the inter-war period building they had left, asbestos and all, plus portacabins for the overflow :-)

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Re: Architect Smartitect

"And add in to that the "well within budget" fixture that will need a shed load of unbudgetted for maintenance within a few years"

Maintenance for which there will be minimal, if any, budget. Alway lots of cash splashed for "prestige" projects, but nothing to keep them working/looking good into the future.

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a small room without air conditioning was chosen as the "server room"

That reminds me of the time a department bought in some wonderful new "space saving" student work stations. Hexagonal, with the PCs in a cupboard by the footwell. The cupboard doors were very well made. So well made that there was no inwards airflow. The hot exhaust from the PCs went into the central column. Which was capped at the top with a big hexagonal plinth for the screens to stand on with no slots in it.. The fault calls for PCs "crashing" started coming in almost from day one.

I have no idea if these were custom made or "off the shelf" units, but they were clearly not fit for purpose. They were, on the other hand, quite expensive so were not going to be replaced, The fix was to cut slots in the top of the plinth and cut the bottom 10cm off the doors.

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Re: What?

"Cinder blocks are made from a mixture of cement, sand, and cinders."

With the closure of coal fired power stations and the gradual conversion of steel plants to electric, will cinder blocks go away? Are we importing them? Or importing other peoples cinders to make them? Or is someone out there researching what other kinds of waste can be used to make even cheaper, lighter (and probably weaker0 "cinder" blocks 2.0? Or will heritage railways be the only source?

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Re: Facilities 'so called' experts

Agreed. 5 stars. Would read this poster again.

BOFH: You want presentation layer, but we're physical layer

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Re: Color? Liter?

It's neither. El REg has chosen to use a "North American" style guide. Probably also why Paris is gone but BOFH remains. Blood and gore is ok, but the slightest hint of a nipple and it has to be censored.

Teams of aerial drones might one day help to build houses

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Re: Properties of materials

Not to mention that it seems most of the time, work and energy goes into preparing the ground and installing/connecting to the local infrastructure. Seeing new housing estate go up, it seems like months from first breaking ground to staring on building the house. Next thing you know the houses are finished and people are moving in, The actual build process seems to be shortest part.

I suppose if it's a small, off-grid, single story building in a hard to reach place and you don't want foundations, then it might work as described. Other than that, it might work eventually, some way down the dev process. I suspect, more likely, it will lead to other developments in other fields.

Meta told to pay $175m to walkie-talkie techies for infringing IP

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Re: video?

"Pedo-peeper?"

I'm guessing that;s the cause of the downvote? For clarification, I'm using the ped- root for walk and deliberately didn't put the "e" in ie paedo-peeper, which would have an entirely different meaning. On the other hand, IIRC the USA spells pedophile rather than the English spelling of paedophile so may have lead to some confusion or knee-jerks if the downvoter is America.

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Re: video?

"I suggest walkie-webcams."

Veloci-vid?

Pedo-peeper?

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I was thinking it's more like near-live streaming, which was around before the patent was applied for.

It does look like MetaBook infringed the patent, but the patent itself sounds dubious to me.

Amazon accused of singling out, harassing union organizers

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Re: In todays headlines..

"those of us who resisted the union's recruitment attempts and negotiated our own conditions"

That is NOT an option for the vast majority of manual/hourly paid workers. They are too easily replaceable and thus have no power whatsoever without some sort of collective. Clearly you've never in your life been in that position or you'd know that. On a similar note, it seems pretty clear from past court cases and current evidence, that Amazon are not even respecting the current legal rights afforded all workers, let alone improving working conditions.

Meta accused of breaking the law by secretly tracking iPhone users

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Re: "We have carefully designed our in-app browser"

"but why would they need this functionality otherwise?"

To annoy you enough that the only viable and convenient "solution" is to install their choice of s/w, not your choice.

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Re: Only way to stop it -

s/salary/remuneration/

Some CEOs, especially at the big tech companies, don't get huge salaries, but do get massive bonuses and share options. Tax reasons usually.

Update your Tesla now before the windows put your fingers in a pinch

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So the modelas affected are....

...the S, 3, X, Y models? Yeah, Elon, we all saw what you did there.

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Re: The complexity of all this software...

If there are many car crashes killing many people in the same make and/or model with the same root cause, that's what leads to recalls. A 1000 random crashes with a 1000 random cars of all makes and models and causes, not so much. Likewise, accident "hot spots" being given lower speed limits (and/or speed cameras) or junction realignments to lower the risk. But those often don't make the headlines the way a mass death incident does, even though the end result is often similar.

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Re: Beauty

On the other hand, in the highly regulated market of car manufacturing, how did this get past the regulators and out the door in the first place? It's not a manufacturing defect. It's an incorrect parameter. If the regulator has discovered there is an issue with the windows "pinching" people, then that surely must mean there is something in the regulations specifying the amount of force the window mechanism is allowed to apply and under what conditions it must stop or reverse back to open. Tesla didn't apply those regulations and specifications properly. This is quite different from finding out some time down the line that the brake lining wears faster than expected in the real world than it does in the lab, or the glue holding the headlight glass in place deteriorates quicker than expected when in sunlight much of the time (had that latter one happen to me when the headlight glass flew off and over the top of the car while doing 70mph!! Scared the shit out of the driver behind me, luckily well back and out of harms way)

Japanese boffins build solar-powered, remote-controlled cyborg cockroach

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Re: umm

Have you seen the tiny size of current laser emitters? CD and DVD players are years old tech now and there lasers were small enough to attach to larger insects. The power source might be a bit trickier though.

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Re: Ethics

"There are no ethical concerns. It's a cockroach. Jesus Wept."

And what about if it was a slightly more cuddly creature? A mouse is ok? A puppy or kitten? A chimp? A human? Where do YOU draw the line?

Larry Page's flying taxi startup Kittyhawk calls it a day

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Re: it lasted longer than I thought it would

"Way back when this thing first surfaced I pointed out some problems and was roundly downvoted."

On the other hand, much the same was said about the Wright Brothers. If people don't try, things will never be invented. There are problems now which may eventually be overcome. Or they may not. But not trying because current science or materials technology currently says no doesn't mean one should not try and solve some of the problems now. At the very least, the partial solutions will likely improve other areas of science and technology The hype over so-called AI is another example of this. We all know here there is no such thing as AI, at least in the terms the hype implies, but the algorithms and machine learning is getting better (many of the problems IMHO are the training data used, much of public facing stuff being trained on random scrapings from the web).

IT services giant Wipro fires 300 for moonlighting

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Re: Must show loyalty constantly

...and fall under the bus when they suddenly realise that ignorance of the law is no excuse.

San Francisco cops can use private cameras to live-monitor 'significant events'

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Re: This is not a policy that the SF board, or any city board should be driving

From a UK perspective, it all seems a little strange that individual towns and cities have their own Police forces and can decide what they can and cannot do. I suppose from a US perspective, it all feels normal and just "the way things are".

Tongues wag that Softbank's Son may sell Arm to Samsung

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Re: Not going to end well

"Can't think of many large companies which may be able to afford about 60B bucks and not involved with ARM directly currently."

IBM? :-))))

(I imagine they ARE involved with ARM in some way, but none that I am aware of)

Charter won't pay out $7b after cable installer murdered woman. Just $1b instead

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Re: WTF

"I can totally understand Charter appealing."

To the extent that the fine seems to indicate they completely culpable, yes, it's understandable. But this and the original article do make it clear that there were specific failings by Charter in their hiring and vetting process as well as their duty of care to employees and customers. When you employ people that go into customers homes, you have some responsibility to make sure they are mentally stable and "safe" around vulnerable people. You also don't let them wander into your vehicle pool on their day off and take a van without authorisation or a job sheet.

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Re: Law and Order Gangsta Style

He went home in disgust?

US accident investigators want alcohol breathalyzers in all new vehicles

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Depends. Were you still over the limit after getting up early from a night of heavy drinking?

I get the point though. In a "call the lawyers" part of the world, these things will almost certainly be over cautious and fail with false positives rather than false negatives so the manufacturers don't get sued. We already see it in current automotive automation where adaptive cruise control slows you down when well back from the recommended distance between you and the car in front, or automatic headlights switching on because a dark cloud just passed over the sun.

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Re: Or the other way around ...

Because lots of cars are left unattended and unlocked and/or windows open?

(I still upvoted you for the obvious thought that will pass through the minds of many drunk students thinking it's a funny and original idea and they are the first to think of it though :-))

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Re: Not again...

"'Merkins and personal responsibility rarely occupy the same space."

That's part of it. The rest is "Gummint ain't telling ME what to do...muh FREEDOM, damn commie Feds!!"

Tesla Megapack battery ignites at substation after less than 6 months

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Re: Look to Dinorwig

True, but it leaves evidence that the RSPB can count, and count on to infuriate it's members :-)

Emissions-slashing hybrid trains to hit tracks in Europe

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"all be in"

They say every day is a school day. Today's lesson is that "all be in" is actually not three words, but only on. Albeit. :-)

But I do agree with you on the "gen set" idea for cars. As you say, it's been done. And not just be BMW. But there seems to be none currently in production. There must be a reason for that because it does seem like an obvious solution for long range driving minimising if not zeroing pollution at the point of use.

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