* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Fixing an upside-down USB plug: A case of supporting the insupportable

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Re: Can't put my finger on it

"But as of today, there's new style for comments, the reply button looks like a Wordpress plugin."

Oh good, I was wondering about that. It changed at the same time I upgrade Firefox and thought that was the cause :-)

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Re: Upside down 3.5" floppies

I based my comments on what I learned in O and A level Computer Studies at school from before the BBC got involved, pre-BBC Micro era :-)

It's more likely that the industry had already decided but the BBC, being British through and through, were not going to stoop to the level of accepting new spellings from the colonies :-)

Not to mention that the spelling on the BBCs The Computer Programme was actually a TV show and so correct by both our definitions :-)

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Re: Upside down 3.5" floppies

Update: I mis-read the question. It's just over a decade since they stopped making new ones. As per the linked article, they are still selling "new" ones. It's just that they've been sat in warehouses, shops, stockrooms and filing cabinets for years, so "new" as in in not used or 2nd hand, uit not new as in they are at leats 10 years old even if still shrink-wrapped :-)

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Re: Never under estimate peoples ability to make it fit

"Their fix - put a this way up sticker on the cards!"

Sometimes, proper labelling and instructions can be far better than an expensive mechanical/technological solution. It's a waste of time and effort making something idiot proof and we all know why.

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Re: Users and Cables

On a smaller scale, USB-C ports damaged by users. For some reason, no matter where the USB-C power port is located, the users will ALWAYS lift the laptop up one handed from the opposite side and so the plug takes the remaining weight of the laptop as it tries to bend in place.

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Apart from the USB shenanigans, that was about the time there were still digital cameras that used floppy disks for storage. That would have solved his problem in a way that was satisfying to you and he couldn't really argue with. :-)

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And then there's the ones with only one latching clip, you put the other end in first, then the end at the latch. It feels "wrong" somehow. Probably years of muscle memory telling me to make sure it goes in straight and level so as not to damage the contacts.

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Re: Upside down 3.5" floppies

Maybe with some, earlier systems, so by definition few people ever saw or used them, but from the early 8-bit micros of my youth, once floppy drives arrived, they had a proper "up side". There was an index hole and putting in the wrong way up would mean no index hole on the side where the sensor was. There was also a felt coating inside the sleeve designed to pick up any dust that got in. It had a nap so rotating the disk back the other way was not only more abrasive on the disk surface but any dust collected was more likely to come back out onto the disk, causing even more abrasion. Not to mention that single sided disks often did not have the magnetic coating on the obverse side, although as single sided disk drive were obsoleted by double sided ones, single sided disks were often just those that failed quality tests on one of the sides and so put in the sleeve with the good side as the read side.

There were, for a time, "flippy" disks made to work both ways but they were uncommon. Most of us would just cut an extra "write protect" notch on the other side of the disk and use a small single hole paper punch to carefully add the new index hole on back and front of the case on the opposite side and take the risk to save money.

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Re: Upside down 3.5" floppies

"Pretty much depended whether it was pay as you go or a support contract, you can guess which would be which."

Didn't matter to us. It's user damage and chargeable anyway and it was rarely worth the effort of repairing a fuser when the customer was paying for it. It is, after all, a "consumable" with a finite life. If we'd replaced it already and it was still showing as at least 25% life/page count remaining and it wasn't obvious user damage, we'd not charge to replace it.

Apart from one customer, who paid us a small fortune annually to fix anything, user damage or not + parts cost on top.

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Re: Upside down 3.5" floppies

"I did try and clean it after removing the labels but no chance."

I assume that was the first time you had ever seen a damaged imaging drum? Anyone who has instantly learns that once it's damaged it MUST be replaced. You might, MIGHT, get away with carefully polishing out a slight blemish that may last a few 100 pages, but anything worse and it's toast and you don't waste time even trying to "fix" it.

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Re: Upside down 3.5" floppies

Here in Right Pondia, it's *always* disc *except* for floppy and hard disks. We acceded to Left Pondia on the spelling for those specific items. Most optical formats like CDs etc are discs, not disks though. Not so sure on the magneto-optical jobbies.

Likewise, computer "programs". All other uses of the word "programme" is spelled as...er...programme, eg TV programmes, Theatre programmes etc :-)

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Re: Upside down 3.5" floppies

About a decade, according to This El Reg article from just over a week ago.

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Re: Upside down 3.5" floppies

"no obvious benefit...for a massive financial outlay and huge amounts of work"

Hence the reasons various adaptors or whatever other solution is needed to get modern hardware talking to RS-232C and other "old fashioned" interfaces built in to very very expensive devices in universities too.

There's lots of old expensive machinery out in the real world that could cost many, many £1000s if not £millions to replace for the sake of non-fashionable interfaces and computers able to run old software. There are still companies out there that will sell you IEEE488 or RS-232C PCIe cards because there is still a demand. Sometimes it involves emulation or virtual machines to get the old software to think it's running on real hardware because some programmer hard coded the RS-232C port address.

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Re: Smoke

"Luckily the second (indirect) strike returned normality, or at least as normal as I wasn't before!"

Maybe each strike reversed the polarity of the neutron flow in your body? Or the neuron flow :-)

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Re: Smoke

"I doubt you have ever been hit by lightening."

Yeah, that was Michael Jackson :-)

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Re: One word.

"could never just blow single 6522 i/o ports"

It's a such a shame Paris has left us. I bet she could do it!!!

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Re: They removed Paris....

"WTAAAAAAF???"

I'm not sure the extra "A"s work in this context.

"What The Actual Actual Actual Actual Actual Actual Fuck" doesn't really scan well. It doesn't work as a word so the extra "A"s can't drag out and pronouncing the letters take just as long and uses just as many syllables as speaking the actual phrase without the extra "A"s.

And just to cap it off, the A is superfluous anyway and adds nothing to the original of WTF? or What The Fuck?

Normal service will be resumed shortly. As you were.

BlackCat malware lashes out at US defense IT contractor

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the list is exhaustive

Doesn't that usually mean "complete"? We usually use "non-exhuastive" to mean incomplete.

So is this an error on the part of the author or are they saying we know everything about the every type of bug ever deployed in the cold war?

As Hurricane Ian hits, FCC rules cell carriers must help each other in disasters

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If there was any altruism at all...

...this would be something they'd do anyway. Open up their network to all and sundry during a disaster, billing suspended. It can't be that hard and would be great PR for little real cost.

NASA, SpaceX weigh invoking Dragon to take Hubble higher

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Re: Insufficicent

"Boosting it would at least mean not worrying for a few years."

It's taken 13 years to drop 60Km, so I guess it's not really a worry for a few more years yet. Another 10 years might be more of an issue though.

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Re: Insufficicent

Or the entirely unpredictable Microsoft time. Something almost, but not entirely unlike real time.

Post-Brexit 'science superpower' UK still hasn't appointed a science minister

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"When we took out our with profits endowment mortgage the "risk" discussed with the mortgage expert/broker was that it might not give as much profit as was expected."

I did our with profits endowment mortgage through the building society I'd been with for years and got the full spiel about the possibility it may not pay off the mortgage. As it happened, it performed rather well and paid off the mortgage and gave me a five grand "windfall". The mortgage was "only" £18k at the time (a lot to me then!). I carried on saving with them and got another windfall when they converted to a bank. Luckily, I was no longer with them[*} when they went bust! (Yes, it was Northern Rock)

* I switched to the bank my employer used because it meant I got my salary a day sooner than those using other banks :-)

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"the left wing media such as the BBC"

Is that the same BBC that was "the right wing media such as the BBC" we had during 13 years of Labour government?

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"The best politiicans are not driven by ideology but by pragmatism, common sense and flexibility."

They're also the ones accused by aggressive media interviewers of "U turning" and being "wishy washy" by changing their political stance to suit the circumstances. The media environment seems to favour politicians who stick to their guns no matter what.

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"They think that the BoE spent over a decade sitting on record low interest rates and that has had horrible but quiet consequences."

The worst of which seem, to me at least, that many people have grown up with low interest rates, expected them to last forever, and are using credit up the hilt so now that interest rates have risen can no longer service their debts. As someone who took out their first mortgage when mortgage interest rates were at 13%, I took out one I could afford and assumed that interest rates might climb even further. Because of that, I've also been very careful with any form of borrowing, preferring instead to do without until I could save enough to afford $whatever in most cases. I've been lucky enough to never quite be on the borderline of having no savings and barely enough to make ends meet, living from one payday to the next, but certainly been in the position of having to budget very carefully.

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"She would have been better to find a policy / policies that would have the support of the wider electorate, not just those who happen to be card - carrying members."

That's true from the point of view of a general election, but her "election" only had "card carrying Tory members" voting so the candidates had to schmooze their particular foibles rather then the electorate as a whole. And unlike in a general election where the opposition can make all sorts of wild "promises", there's no "get out clause" of "well, until we won we had no idea of the real state of the finances"

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Re: IMF

"We haven't got a new government,"

It might be the same party, but IS a new Government. New PM and an almost entirely new Cabinet. That's the Government. The House of Commons is NOT the Government.

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No, she was just poor at public speaking. You can tell by her more recent statements and interviews that she is more confident, more experienced and possibly has had public speaking lessons and sounds completely different to those early speeches. This can be seen with quite a few politicians over time who come to prominence. Thatcher is another good example of how her public presentation changed quite dramatically over time.

Delivery drone crashes into power lines, causes outage

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Re: precautionary controlled landing

Yes, that crossed my mind too. If it was "controlled", what was the avoidance/guidance s/w doing? Or is that what failed and by "controlled" they mean flying blind on a downward glide path? What if it had been at the destination and instead of a power line it was a person? Or a busy road? Or a crowded street?

(Yeah I know, Australian outback. But I doubt this drone was "special" for the outback. Same ones are/will be used in more populated areas.)

Reverse DNS queries may reveal too much, computer scientists argue

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Re: "For devices on, say, university LANs that are assigned public IP addresses"

"all the "brian" are the same people?"

The article does mention there are multiple Brians and they did not specify which, if any, were the same one for privacy reasons. I was more struck by the "new" Galaxy owning Brian and their speculation he had just bought it based on it's first appearance. That was only one possible reason. Another equally, possibly better reason, is the the Galaxy toting Brian had just returned from some time away or was a new employee. Not all employees start with the academic year. Any of the non-academic staff might start or leave any time.

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Right. It's burglarizationism.

Google kills off Stadia

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At least Stadia users...can console themselves

Wait...what? Wasn't the point of Stadia that you didn't need a console?

Wind, solar fulfill 10% of global electricity demand for first time

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To be fair, it's the gas producers who are raking it in since that's how much of the electricity is produced, so the power stations production costs have gone up. The other people raking it in are those producing electricity from non-gas sources but who#s strike price has increased along with gas prices.

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Re: @Lars

"Tilda Rice...fooled herself by it."

Is Tilda Rice female? I thought it was a brand of rice and assumed s/he happened to have a bag in view when thinking up a username :-)

UN's ITU election may spell the end of our open internet

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Re: Nobody ever took "New IP" seriously

Probably because they hold a sheaf of patents on it. Getting it accepted worldwide could mean billions if not trillions. Of course they are betting on it :-)

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Re: Who voted for whom?

"They are, by any sane measure, the bad guys."

Not to be picky, but who gets to define "sane" and "bad"? I'm sure Russia and China would see it differently to the rest of us. On the other hand, even if they see themselves as the "good" guys, what do they *really* think about their "allies"?

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Re: And the winner is...

Yeah, the "Uodated to add..." came in barely 12 hours after the story was published. If they'd waited for the result it would not have been a story at all.

Did El Reg jump the gun to get an "exclusive" or was it click-bait? In hindsight, it seems the outcome is as expected by those in the industry.

Microsoft among software titans under spotlight for restrictive licensing

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A quote from the SF novel Flashforward. (published 1/1/1999)

"Bill Gates lost his fortune: Microsoft stock tumbled badly in 2027, in response to a new version of the Year-2000 crisis. "

Chapter 7, Page 158

Another good one from the same chapter...

"“Donald Trump was building a pyramid in the Nevada desert to house his eventual remains. When done, it will be ten meters taller than the Great Pyramid at Giza.” "

He also predicted the Queen would die aged 91, Charles would be "mad as a loon" and decline the throne in favour of William, who refused it leading to the dissolution of the monarchy.

So, two out of three wrong, still waiting to see what happens to MS.

(FWIW, the given reason for the MS failure is dates being in 32-bit storage in "old" s/w leading the the problems, so I suppose that has been sorted with 64-bit versions of the OS. Maybe)

Save the whales – with, uh, artificial intelligence?

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Re: Doing it the Easy Way

That would mean another big research grant. Noise pollution underwater is a thing, and causes harm to some/many species. Sticking an underwater klaxon onto every ship would likely be as bad or worse than not using one.

There have been stories in the media about military exercises at sea and how they have to take the environment into account when planning them, especially near-shore operations.

IBM updates desktop mainframe emulator

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I came here to ask about the restrictions stated in the article. You seem to be confirming that those restrictions are because the emulator is different to the real thing rather than them simply being licence restrictions. Thanks for that.

Australia asks FBI to help find attacker who stole data from millions of users

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"after closing my account with them over 6 years ago."

From what I've read here and elsewhere, they have to keep the data for 6 years. So if they still have it after 6 years, then it's time they ought to be deleting it. I don't know if they have a legal requirement to delete after the minimum retention period though. Odds are, that wasn't part of the law as written, ie minimum retention time is stated but no maximum.

I fully agree with what Berny says above though. There's no real need to keep any data long term, just a token confirming the data has been seen, verified and then deleted. No need to store most of it any longer than it takes to verify.

Those screws on the Apple Watch Ultra are a red herring

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Re: Muppets

"I have a thirty year old Tissot watch that is 100m ratred and yet my horologist can remove & replace the backplate to change the battery while maintaining its integrity."

The comparison is with people doing the own repairs. Would you do that with your "thirty year old Tissot"?

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Re: Priorities

To be fair <spit!> to Apple, although replacing the battery ought to be easy, would YOU replace the battery in an expensive watch rated to 100m water depth and still trust it to be waterproof to 100m? Likewise, apart from the battery, the vast majority of people would never attempt to repair their own watch, digital or analogue. The more costly the watch, the more likely to take it to a specialist repair technician with years of training and experience.

I'm no expert with expensive watches (anything that tells the time +/- a few minutes per day is good enough for me), and certainly not with "divers" watches, which I assume are the sort of watches normally rated to 100m depth, so do correct me if I'm wrong about the ease of replacing a battery in a 100m rated watch.

Consolidation looms for UK broadband providers

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Re: Thats great for everyone else

"I think so, the sad fact is a lot of the folks in my village are of or close to retirement age so I assume they won't kick off for faster internet."

Hey, I resemble that remark! Some of of us "near retirement age" greybeards quite like having a decent connection! I'm of the age where I could take the just introduced Computer Studies course at school. People of 60 or younger had that opportunity, though few took it at the time. But the numbers increased year on year so more and more people were learning about and using computers from school age onwards and even if they didn't many would go on to use them at work or home.

I think the trope of "old" people not knowing much about computers or technology is rapidly fading away. After all it's well over a decade since the Silver Surfers term was coined :-)

Scientists overjoyed after DART smashes into asteroid Dimorphos, contact lost

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Re: Time

Yeah, there does seem to have been a number of near misses that we learned about days or weeks before nearest approach.

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Re: NASA insurance hike

Yes, it's something that really ought to be spelled out more clearly to drivers. They might drive more carefully!

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Re: There goes the prime directive... Murica Successfully Saves the world AGAIN with a bomb

"Not very helpful if you want to swerve past a target (Earth) of diameter 12,600 km."

You do know this was only a proof of concept, don't you? Or do you think airliners are not possible because the Wright brothers barely managed to fly 100' on their first attempt?

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Re: Take only photos, leave only footprints

...and burn marks from landing rockets. And left over tools, instruments etc. And remote science experiments. Bits of the lander not need for the ascent. A golf ball or two. That's just on the Moon. On Mars there are the remains of parachutes, inflated bouncy balls, crashed skycranes and dead or soon to be dead rovers, some with nuclear power plants in them.

Of course, on an entire large Moon or planet, it's a tiny amount of "rubbish" we've littered the places with, but it's lot more than just "foot prints"

City isn't keen on 5,000 erratic, traffic-jam-causing GM robo-cars on its streets

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Re: what exactly is the point?

If your driving somewhere where you need to be changing gear often enough that it interrupts your meal, then you really should be concentrating on the road, not eating lunch!

If you are prepared to take the risk of eating lunch while driving, FFS at least wait until you are on a long , fairly straight road where there are inherently less distractions and risks!

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