* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Prison inmate accused of orchestrating $11M fraud using cell cellphone

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Re: Why can't they solve this problem?

"Or hey, build the prison as a Faraday cage, with the microcells inside if guards need to use their cell phones within the prison."

I've done some work inside high security prisons in the UK (the sort who contain inmates you might have heard of in the news). No mobile phones allowed at all. Prison staff also hand over everything not required for the job and go through the same metal detectors/x-ray units on the way in and out that everyone else goes through. Are US prisons not operated like this too?

GM races after Tesla with battery pack tech and solar deal

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Swappable battey packs

I was reading an article the other about EV taxis in China using swappable battery packs for a 5 minute "recharge" instead of being laid up and not earning for hours at a time, or killing the batteries with too many fast charges. I wonder how that happened? Some sort of government mandate? All taxis are the same make/model? Manufactures actually co-operated? Whatever the cause, it seems "standardisation" can work.

From speaking to local taxi drivers (only a sample of two, so not exactly a useful sample size!), it seems their biggest concern is the charging time meaning they aren't earning if they can't do a full day on a charge. That may depend on where they work/drive but could mean turning down longer journeys. Apart from that reference to Chinese taxis, I don't think I've seen any other EV advertised as being easy to swap out a battery. It's be nice if GM decided to go down that route and potentially make the "standard" open source. That'd help them and everyone else who chose to follow.

Musky scent? Billionaire launches fragrance: Burnt Hair

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Re: What a Complete Prat!

"Most overrated man in the universe, except possibly for Liz Truss."

Liz Truss is a man? That may explain a few things. Does her husband know?

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Facepalm

Years ago, when my sister was little, she had long hair to her waist. She decided she wanted short hair and cried and cried until mum cut it for her. There was so much, mum chucked on the fire (we still had an open coal fire back in the 60's). The SMELL!!!!!! The entire street and probably all the nearby street knew about it. :-)

Microsoft leaves the Office, rebrands everything as 365

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Re: 365

There will be others who are saying "Excellent"....in Monty Burns voice?

Delta Air Lines throws $60m at flying taxi startup Joby Aviation

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Theranos Mk2?

Scientists model turbulence to boost space propulsion

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Joke

direct numerical simulations (DNS)

DNS. It's always DNS.

Oops, sorry. Wrong article!

How Wi-Fi spy drones snooped on financial firm

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Re: I think we're reaching a point...

"Surely that is a much bigger target?"

Unless you can find a way to access the home addresses of employees of the target company, then WFH might make it harder to target a specific company. But with lots of people working from home, finding a random juicy target becomes a lot easier. Most people seem to use WiFi at home, and even if they do use a wired connection at times, they almost certainly have WiFi access switched on on their ISP provided router with full access to the internal home network. A bit of security by obscurity for anyone with a "not on the ball" IT department.

California legalizes digital license plates for all vehicles

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Re: Let us not forget our friends in the gig economy

Those people are already tracked. The app on the phone that dispatches the tasks[*] will already be tracking their every move.

[*] not jobs. That might imply they are employees. They are piece-workers. "Gig economy" is just a new "cool" name for something most people thought was abolished years ago because of the shit pay level equivalent it gives.

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Re: Not in CA.

"Standard plate stays with the car/trailer/whatever for its life on the roads."

And the odds are, that plate will last the full life of the car, probably even outlive it. I wonder how long these e-ink plates will last? Thousands of tiny electromechanical "pixels", the associated electronics, all those tiny solder joints, out in all weathers and temperatures and built to maximise profits, no doubt with components from the cheapest suppliers and eventually outsourced to the cheapest manufacturer, probably in China where most of the manufactures of e-paper displays are

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Re: Ok being a Brit....

"The urban myth that Napoleon had anything to do with RHT vs LHT is just that, a myth."

True, but the "cheese eating surrender monkeys" did help to bankroll the 1776 insurrection so you should still be grateful to them :-p

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Re: Ok being a Brit....

"Why does an employer have any need to track your personal car."

That would answered by the last line of the article :-)

"if strictly necessary for the performance of the employee's duties."

eg people who drive as part of their job and use their own personal car on mileage allowance or car allowance instead of a company owned vehicle.

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Re: Comment from California

"The local news was showing the plates flipping through advertising. Joy."

Hit and run:

Police office to witness: Can you identify the vehicle sir?

Witness: I was a red tesla.

Police Officer: Did you see the number plate? Can you remember the registration?

Witness: Yeah, it was an advert for Dunkin Donust.

Police Officer: D'oh! Mmmmmm....doughnuts[*}

*He's an ex-pat Brit :-)

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The current abortion issue probably being the best example of States disagreeing over laws, jurisdictions and extra-territorial enforcement.

China could use Digital Yuan to swerve Russia-style sanctions

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Re: @Fleming: Control The Fire, Reduce Technology Flow

"This is clearly insane and must be stopped. We must not deliver any more petrol for this prospective fire, free trade ideologies be damned.

Delivery of Material, Education, Technology Services to China must be strictly controlled and strictly limited, or we will see a hot war between us and China. Let's get our priorities right."

It's way too late for that now. China bootstrapped years ago. They play the long game. That's why they appeared to switch to a form of capitalism for a while, and in some ways, still are. But the "heavy hand of control from the top" and central planning is still and always has been, there. "Capitalist" business leaders who "go native" and step over the line very quickly get stomped on. As for education, they have world class universities. Some of the very best will still go abroad to the likes of MIT, Cambridge, Oxford, Stanford etc. Peking University is just outside the top 10 universities in the world. Most of their best students study in China. It's mainly those who didn't get into the top Chinese universities who then travel to Europe, UK, USA etc.

They may be behind in some fields, but are ahead or on par in other fields. Anything they are behind in, they can throw money and resources at like no other country can. Trying to stop them is like Canute ordering the tide to stop coming in, ie a demonstration that it's not possible. Sanctions, at best, can only slow them down a bit.

This maglev turntable costs more than an average luxury electric car

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Re: Showing my age too

By the time CD players came to the masses, the difference was huge for most buyers. Even a bottom end CD player was orders of magnitude better than the a bottom end record player like a BSR or Dansette or some no-name "music centre" they were replacing.

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Changing the record might take a bit of time at your next party though. I suppose to keep the music flowing you'd need to have at least two, one playing while setting up the next record. Best stick to 12" LPs though as you don't want to be starting the next play with a substandard vacuum. Oh, the shame when your party guests leave in disgust because the vacuum was only partial!!

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Re: Egoteric?

"Carefully winding the frequency knob up until I got to 'silence' then stopping - I looked around the class to see every hand still up."

That sounds exactly like the sort of situation where the competition nature of humans takes over from reality. No one wants to be the first to admit their hearing is not as "good" as their peers. Or maybe they all had tinnitus?

It's probably work a little better if starting from silence and then introducing a high frequency and ramping down. But not much better since once the first hand goes up, the rest will follow very quickly :-)

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Re: Egoteric?

"At the end of the day, you hit diminishing returns pretty fast"

Exactly! After all, just how well made is the actual record itself? If the reproduction equipment is orders of magnitude better than the recording equipment, are you getting more quality out than was put in in the first place? Does GIGO apply?

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Re: Meh

"the, er, magnetically sensitive pickup coils?"

Maybe it's a crystal pickup?

People still seem to think their fancy cars are fully self-driving

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Re: Elon says

I think he's doing that to himself. Have you seen the "handles" on Tesla cars? They don't really have handles as such on some of the models and those that do have been re-invented to be something other than a door handle. So yeah, I don't think he's got a handle on it :-)

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Maybe someone should point him in the direction of net positive output fusion power? Of course, he may think that's "just" another problem for him to solve rather than an object lesson in how hard it actually is.

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AIUI, the Tesla computer tries to get the drivers attention with bings and bongs etc and if that fails, pulls over and slows to stop. But I don't think it's clever enough to be sure that where it stops is a safe place, but at least it doesn't just disengage while in motion. The article implies that the computer assist can be disabled and in effect ban the driver from using it. It doesn't say if that's automatic, e.g. if it has to slow and stop three times it stops operating completely or if that's a decision made at the Tesla mother-ship by a human alerted by telemetry,

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Re: Quelle surprise

From the article:

"the early adopters of these systems still have a poor understanding of the technology's limits"

...which implies, no, they didn't. You'd think "early adopters" would have had them long enough to have learned the limits by now, but it seems many have not. Personally, I'd say they are exactly the sort of people who should not be driving these cars, possible not even allowed to drive at all.

The new GPU world order is beginning to take shape

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"Heh. I endured it on a A2000 with 1MB of Ram and a stock 68000 CPU. Impulse Imagine on a coverdisk of Amiga Format."

Same here, but the GUI based stuff never really attracted me. Like the heinous, vulgar and misguided ST user (spit!) below, I used PoV from the command line originally on an A1200, eventually upgrading it with an 030 accelerator +FPU which helped a lot. With some scripting, I was able to render animations and even got asked to make the title anims for a couple of PD CD collections. By then, I was after every bit of speed I could get, so used PARNET to network to an A500+ with the A1200 and used a lock file to tell each Amiga which frame was being rendered so when one finished a frame it would start on the one after the other Amiga was rendering. It still took at least a week to render the 50 or so frames at the final required quality though. IIRC, the A500 did about 1 frame for every 8 or so the A1200 did, but like I said, any speed increase was worth it back then :-)

Even nowadays, I still do computational intensive stuff at the command line on FreeBSD so there's no "wasted" CPU cycles on a GUI. Do my video editing in a GUI where necessary, outputting an edit list, then do the final spilt/join/re-encode at the command line. PoVRay is still around. That's next weekend already spoken for now and since my Amiga HDD has been imaged for FS-UAE, I should still have files on it somewhere. I wonder how long at anim will take to render on a modern fast PC :-)

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Re: hurrah

Just wait and see what MS do with Windows 12 to slow things down. Again.

Reds on the beds: Putin's war sparks Chinese chip boom, starting with electric blankets

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"Mind you, Mrs AC sometimes comments that I seem to lavish more attention on the cat and dog than I do on her :-("

The cat is understandable, they can be so much more demanding than a wife. The dog, not so much.

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Re: If only whinging could turn generators...

"Putin couldn't have inflicted any pain on Europe if they had used fully non fossil fuel sources (wind, solar, nuclear) unless he blocked the sun."

There's a documentary about that.

Oz Apple Store staff vote to strike for better pay, settled rosters, clean shirts

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Re: The union demands seem quite reasonable

I also think that "and pay rises at either five percent annually or 2.5 percent more than the rate of inflation, whichever is higher." is a tad unreasonable since that sounds like an "in perpetuity" demand to me. Or are they currently so poorly paid they desperately need annual above inflation pay rises just to get a decent wage?

Some of the demands strike me as being disposable, ie it's the start of negotiations and you always ask for more than you expect so you can negotiate down to what you really want and both sides can say they "won".

600k+ Celsius customer crypto-coin records revealed

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Re: So much for privacy

Really? That's like saying everyone arrested should be subject to a full body cavity search just in case someone may be hiding drugs up their jacksie. "We" don't need to know anything about them, whether they be customers or creditors, until after the procedure and then only if any of them are subject to more legal scrutiny, not all of them. It's certainly not "vital" that all those innocent peoples details should be made public just because there might be some wrong'uns amongst them that interested amateur detectives want to investigate.

Toyota dev left key to customer info on public GitHub page for five years

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They made the Githib repo private immediately, then it took a couple of days to go through said repo to find out what was actually in it. They found the key..

PayPal decides fining people $2,500 for 'misinformation' wasn't a great idea

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Re: re: a main stream banking/financial organisation

"That really depends on what they'd actually try to enforce. I'm pretty sure the meaning they intended - no conmen, scammers, or purveyors of woo - is just fine. If it were used for other purposes it wouldn't fly."

Even conmen, scammers and purveyors of woo have rights. Such as the right to a fair trial. If PayPal have evidence of illegal activities, the most they can do is report it to the authorities and allow the judicial system to take it's course, PayPal are not a court of justice and can't impose "fines". They can close any accounts the suspects may have, but they cannot withhold access to their funds without a court order or under instructions from the Police who may already be or want to investigate without letting the suspects know.

Pro-Putin goons claim responsibility for blowing US airport websites offline

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Re: It’s annoying…

Considering "the west" have been banging on about already being "at [cyber] war" for quite some time, we don't seem to here very often about "unattributed" attacks on Russian, Chinese, Iranian or North Korean sites. Are "the west" simply "playing by the rules" and carefully exfiltrating data rather than doing like for like DDoSs against their public facing systems? Or is just that it's not news here when their sites get knocked offline?

Rivian recalls nearly every vehicle it has sold

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Facepalm

A loose nut behind the steering wheel?

The sub-head, article and comment quality has degraded since El Reg went American :-)

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Re: Ford (Found On Roadside Dead)

"Rental agencies demand bottom of the barrel specs - because only cost matters"

Here in the UK, whenever I've had hire cars, they are invariable at lest mid-range and almost invariably a grade or two higher than the requested grade for the same price. Getting a hire at relatively short notice (a week or two), even when only wanted for a day or two usually means you get a free upgrade because most hire companies in the UK seem to run with barely enough stock. On the other hand, returns didn't seem to be a high priority. I well remember one hire company phoning me a week or so after the off-hire asking me where the car was. I told them I had emailed and phoned them at the drop-off time informing therm it was at the dealers where I'd picked it up from as per the hire agreement. It had been "lost" for at least a week.

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Re: Would it not be great ...

"Leasors"

Minor niggle. It's lessors. Or, if you are from a certain demographic, losers :-)

US executive order a long way from settling EU privacy cases

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They need a consultant on board.

They need a consultant on board before they announce these "new" tweaks. Max Schrems might be good choice. It could be cheaper in the long run and avoid any future investigations, court cases and heartache. Worst case is they never reach an agreement and the data flow stops or at least becomes much more restricted since it's clear the US and EU will never see eye to eye on data privacy, so why waste time on sticking plasters that keep getting ripped off?

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Re: "Leader of the free world"

Based on the size of the population being "lead", that would Ursula not Biden :-)

iPhone 14 car crash detection triggered by roller coasters

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Re: Here we go again

It does show the power of marketing though. Apples crash detection was all over the news media as the new iPhone was launched, even before the latest news of the false positives on roller coasters etc. And yet I have no memories of crash detection being a big selling point in the media when it was introduced on the Pixel (or any other phone that may have it).

Apple release new device - hugely newsworthy (do the media all use Apple gear?)

Samsung release new device - moderately newsworthy (The media have heard of Samsung, but don't use their kit much)

Google release new device - <tumbleweeds>, media response, Google make phones? Who new?

No, no, hear us out, say boffins: Foot fungus to measure your walk

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Re: Does anyone really need to know how I walk?

"Some people with joint issues are affected by an unusual gait. Analyzing the pressure patterns of the feet would make it easier."

True, and there may even be a small amount of medical grant money put towards this. But the REAL money will come from the likes of Nike looking to develop the perfect running shoe and a new range of outrageously expensive trainers.

Business can't make staff submit to video surveillance, says court

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Re: Jurisdiction?

"Has the company paid up yet? I'm guessing that the contract of employment stated the legal jurisdiction was a state within the USA, and that to get them to pay he'd have to sue them in their home state, not his home state."

It seems that office was their only point of presence in the EU (UK no longer counts of course), so if they choose to ignore the ruling, there's not a lot the EU can do about. I suppose they could put an arrest warrant out on the entire C-level in case they ever visit or transit through the EU. They may have to go the long way across the Pacific when visiting their Indian offices and be careful to not transit an EU hub such as Schipol or Frankfurt when visiting their UK office.

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Re: Chetu dissolved and deregistered its Dutch branch within days of firing the employee

I thought that at first, but that seems an awfully quick response to a possible "oh shit, what did we just do" moment. Maybe the local management are the ones who did the firing and then, out of the blue and coincidently, head office shut the whole operation down and fired all of them anyway. That, on the other hand, is on the US parent and seems, as far the details in the article are concerned, means there was no 90 day consultation period so maybe all the other staff will also be taking their ex-employer to court now if they didn't get paid in lieu of that period.

Biden's Privacy Shield 2.0 order may not satisfy Europe

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Re: Privacy Shield 2.0?

Just so long as they don't produce a "personal" version just for...Me :-)

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Privacy Shield 2.0?

More like 1.1 It's been tweaked, not re-written. I doubt there's enough changes to warrant a major version number increase ;-)

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Re: Restricting?

Why do you think most embassy have many and varied aerials on their rooves? They;re all at it!

No, working in IT does not mean you can fix anything with a soldering iron

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Re: Ugh small cables are small...

"Made the mistake of using my fingers to hold it tightly in place - but the scorched skin eventually healed ok."

Anyone who has never made that mistake has never held a soldering iron :-)

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Re: printer has started speaking French

"[0] Should this now be the King's English"

Yes. The BBC said so. :-)

Likewise, Kings Counsel, On His Majesty's Service, Detained At His Majesty's Pleasure etc :-)

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Re: Mandatory tech support

I'm surprised he bothered to even try "fixing" it anyway. No one classes a single dead pixel as a reason to change a screen. Even the OEM warranties normally allow for at least one dead pixel, often up to 3 or 4 before they will consider a warranty replacement.

Of course, if he was dumb enough to think it was dirt on the screen and running it under the tap might be a fix, then it's unlikely he understood the T&Cs of the warranty or service agreement anyway.

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Re: Customer pushback

Something for the amateur Orbital Mechanics to chew on. Launch a Falcon 9/Crew Dragon to orbit where it meets the SpaceX fuel station (A group of 3 or 4 Starship tankers docked to a 6-way hub along with the "Mars Transit" Starship and then set off for Mars on a fully fuelled maximum burn orbit, ie half the fuel burned, coast/flip/coast burn to slow down. For extra credit, we may need to land/ascend in the ship we flew in, or there may be another fuelling station at the Mars end with a ready fuelled lander/ascent vehicle or maybe our Mars Transit Starship just re-fuels for that part. We assume His Muskiness sends Starship "tankers" to Mars orbit by slow, fuel efficient orbit to fill the refuelling station or is making fuel on Mars by then or whatever other futuristic hand-wavy stuff we need such as assuming perfect alignment of Earth/Mars :-)))

Any takers on a best possible Earth to Mars time?

Make your neighbor think their house is haunted by blinking their Ikea smart bulbs

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Epilepsy?

"While the blinking and lost connection with the gateway device are "a nuisance," by themselves they "don't pose any serious risks such as safety concerns or loss of sensitive information," Knudsen admitted, in an email to The Register."

Is really "safe"? Could it be set to flash at a rate that triggers an epileptic fit?

That might be a out out there, may not even be possible, but was it considered when they claimed "safe"?

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