* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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What if someone mixed The Sims with ChatGPT bots? It would look like this

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Re: When you feel old

It won't be long before "now" and the first Moon landing will be longer than the time between the first powered flight and the first Moon landing. I wonder if the next people to walk on the Moon will be before that anniversary?

Inside FTX: Jokes about misplaced funds, diabolical IT, poor oversight, and worse

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Re: Really the perfect setup

I wonder if they started with the intention of screwing up so badly, ie had malice aforethought, or is this just a bunch of frat boys who's business surprisingly took off and they not only had no idea how to run a real business, but didn't even realise they didn't have the skills or knowledge to do it. On the other hand, it did become clear to them eventually, when they started trying to hide stuff from people who actually did know how things are supposed to work.

Cruise emits software fix after self-driving car slams into bus

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Re: Look like the back of a bus

Over 15 years is more than "a few years". Yer gerrin' old man, it's sneaking up on you!

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Re: Unique error

As IT people using systems every day, we already know the answers to the questions you pose. We're screwed. System only ever cover the majority cases. Edge case are ignored. If the "system" doesn't work the way you want it to, then YOU have to change what you do to match the "system".

Google to kill Dropcam, Nest Secure hardware next year

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Re: Why would anyone with half a brain buy anything from Google?

Oddly enough, washing machines, dryers and ovens, despite often coming with "connected features" these days exhorting the "convenience" or being able to control them remotely, still come with warnings not to operate them unattended due to fire risk. Of course, that warning is "dark patterned" into all the other safety advice and warnings that most people never read because they really don't want you to see the hypocrisy of a warning telling you not to do something used as a major marketing hook.

The safety warnings are mandated by Government usually and any fireman will tell you exactly the same, having almost certainly attended fires caused by those unattended appliances.

Turns out people don't like it when they suspect a machine's talking to them

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Re: Bing Knows

I genuinely LOLed at that. Then had to read it out to my wife who joined in after spraying her cup of tea out :-)

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Re: Politics is really for Morons say Machines, and they know you know, you know ‽

Better posting a letter. Telegrams take a long time now due to hold-ups on the "last mile". The last remaining telegraph boy is 96 and has trouble crossing roads.

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Re: Bing Knows

On a more serious note, that's not really a joke. US software intended for an international audience, almost always completely misses the cultural differences of English speakers in other parts of the worlds and assumes they understand "American". Case in point. Our company ran a staff survey some years ago. Most replied on the 1-9 scale under the assumption that 5 is average. The results, analysed by the US based survey software reported pretty much the entire company as failing and moral incredibly low in all the graphs and charts produced. It turned out the actual results are severely weighted to the top end of the scale and anything lower than 8 was "bad". It seems this sort or scale and metric is fairly normal in the US and highly unusual in most other English speaking countries. Culturally, at least to the US MBAs, anything less than perfection is a serious issue to be dealt with. Might as well just have yes/no answers to all the questions than a scale of 1-7 = bad, 8 - 9 = good

Of course, when the survey was run again and instead of adjusting the survey to suit the local culture, the local respondents were given clear instructions on how to pretend to be American when responding to the American survey :-)

If anyone is interested, I've seen this particular survey used in a number of different companies and organisations over the last few years. It's called Peakon and it's had the same problems in every one of them I have witnessed and they all come up with the same "solution".

All of the above is leading me to the conclusion that all of these AI chatbots coming out of the US are going to have some interesting effects in non-US cultures. The differences can be significant, but the US rarely seems to take them into account. And that's another cultural difference in and of itself :-)

Take a 14-mile trip on an autonomous Scottish bus starting next month

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Re: Driverless

Other reasons for "train captains" include vandalism when there's no one "in authority" to deter it.

It is estimated "mothballing" the Ebbw Vale Cableway...will save Blaenau Gwent council £41,000...the lift had to be stopped 252 times between its opening in 2015 and 2017 and following the link from that article to the earlier report, "Blaenau Gwent council said some of the breakdowns were due to vandalism and incidents had reduced since the introduction of "on-site personnel""

Likewise, look at the mess of e-scooter hire, people leaving them all over the place in some case, and even when they must be "off hired" to certain places, are often left badly parked and can be trip hazards. And many have suggested the likelyhood of autonomous taxis being pigstys, especially on Friday and Saturday nights.

Many people are dirty and/or nasty bastards if they think they can't be seen or caught[*]. And that;s not even starting with the lowlife, low level criminals in hoodies and balaclavas avoiding even the best CCTV.

[*] many stories here from readers regarding the filthy staff toilets and kitchen areas in offices caused by people you'd not really think off of "vandals".

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Re: Where will it end ?

That should be the easiest part of the route since it's pretty much only buses, taxis, motorbikes, blue light vehicle and tractors these days, so probably quite empty most of the time.

Astronomers clock runaway black hole leaving trail of fresh stars

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Re: Daily Mail Headline

A whole truck load for you --------------------->

Techie called out to customer ASAP, then: Do nothing

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Re: Seems there would be an easier solution

"A signal on the 68000 microprocessor"

An excellent bit of fault finding. Especially under a CPU that didn't make into personal computers till a few years after :-)

The PET had an 8-bit 6502, not a 16-bit 68000 that later turned up in Amigas, STs and Megadrives :-)

Move over, Google Earth. Caltech's here with a fresh 3D tour of Mars

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Re: google earth had Mars for years

Yes, but Google Earth was using an older much lower resolution.

US, NATO military plans leak: Actual war strategy or pro-Kremlin shenanigans?

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Re: Welcome to the jungle - you'll never walk alone

"The actual past masters of information warfare are the House of Windsor; that they aren't absolute bollocks/monarchs is a tribute to other players occasionally outsmarting them."

I think you'll find the British monarchy haven't been absolute monarchs for a very, very long time and haven't been in a position to become so for most of that time. There's a thing called a Parliament, and a constitution even it it can be a bit difficult for some to access, what with it being a collection of multiple documents rather than a single one.

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Re: Neither one nor the other.

"and we have a wide range of nutjobs who do this kind of thing for their 'cause', or just publiciity or notoriety."

While that is true, they are also the people who will make sure you know it was them, either publicly or in their circle of peers. We'd almost certainly know by how if that was the case. It's far, far more likely to be a nation state and their military than any form of nutjobs.

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Re: Neither one nor the other.

"I really don’t believe in Norway,"

Me neither. A country with all those crinkly edges would have eroded away years ago. It's a just a fairy tale to frighten the baby Vikings at bedtime.

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Re: Neither one nor the other.

"It's still strange that despite it being the biggest act of sabotage in history, none of our leaders seem very keen to tell us who did it."

Maybe they don't know? Sometimes, in real life, it can take a long time to work out what happened and who did it. And the consequences of pulling in the "usual suspects" for a session with the rubber truncheon can be a bit severe when you get it wrong and the "usual suspects" are nation states. It likely won't be all tied up with no loose ends in a hour, before the credits role. And even if some of "they" do know, there might be $reasons, political or strategic, not to blab about it while there's still a related conflict going on, but if "they" do know, "they" will have made sure the "them" know that "they" know, by various subtle, possibly diplomatic, means. :-)

Child hit by car among videos 'captured by Tesla vehicles, shared among staff'

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"some were not bothered by the practice because customers had been informed about company data collection while others found it troubling."

And this is the entire US date protection system(s) in a nutshell. Companies can do what they like with any data they collect so long as users are informed the data is being collected. The only opt-out is to not do business with them. But since they are all doing it, the only way to mostly opt-out is to go off-grid and live in a cabin in the wilds of Alaska.

When it costs $millions if not $billions to get elected to high office, no one is going to upset the campaign donors.

Hey, conspiracy theorists! THERE IS NO DEEP STATE!!! it's just the rich and greedy wanting to hold on to and increase their wealth and power while fighting each other. It's Game of Thrones being played out in modern times on Wall Street and in the Capitol!

It's this easy to seize control of someone's Nexx 'smart' home plugs, garage doors

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Re: Remote Control Lights

I remember years ago when my MIL bought a wireless doorbell and asked my to fit it. It had only 3 channel options. Tried Ch. 1 and the neighbour next door, who had recommended it to her, came out wondering who was at her door. Tried Ch. 2 and another neighbour, two doors down the other way came to the door. Last chance, tried Ch. 3 and a neighbour across the road came to his door, wondering who had rung his bell. Took it back to the shop and had a bit of an argument convincing the shop assistant that no, it was useless since it could not be set to a channel that didn't ring other peoples door bells. "We've sold loads of them and no one ever brought one back before"" she tells me. LOL, well expect more if you sell lots of them.

It's just as well I was installing at the weekend when the neighbours were at home. If I'd done it mid-week, it might have been days, weeks even months of confusion and hilarity in that street before anyone twigged :-) Absolutely no security of any kind in this case. And bell push could operate any bell with a 1 in 3 chance of already being on the correct channel. Great for kids playing knocky door neighbours with far less chance of being caught!

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Re: If you live in the UK

"Sorry but I don't see holding the retailer liable as a viable fix."

That's how the law stands. The customers contract is with the retailer, not matter what any included "warranty cards" in the box might say. The manufacturer may have no presence in the local country so how is the customer supposed to get any sort of warranty service if not from the retailer?

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Re: Where is the product liability

Under current EU and UK consumer law, this may well be a "manufacturing defect" and allow owners to return them to the retailer for repair, replace or refund if less than two years old or a partial refund if 2-5 years old assuming repair or replace isn't an option. Unless the manufacturer provides a firmware update to remove the defects. If any of the marketing, advertising or user manuals refer to anything like "secure login" or mentions "secure" almost anywhere, that's a good place to start with reference to "of merchantable quality" or "as described". IANAL, if taking on the retailer or manufacturer, do your own research and/or get proper legal advice :-)

Cardboard drones running open source flight software take off in Ukraine and beyond

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Re: The last thing the world needs

"fast" and "slow" is relative. I suspect a jet engine powered cruise missile in "slow, fuel saving mode" is still quite quick in relation to a small, electric prop driven drone.

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Re: Cheaper ones will follow.

"Amazon (cardboard) and Ikea (flatpackery) could combine and make one for much less."

But, but, but, Amazon already have form for delivering packages by drone. It'd be easier just to order the payload to the required "address" and let Amazon supply the drone. They may charge an additional shipping and handling fee if the drone doesn't return though.

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Re: We've been here before ...

And not forgetting the aerospace grade wax coating, otherwise it ain't flying in damp weather :-)

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Re: costs less than $3,500 apiece

"The cost of the cardboard should be effectively two tenths of bugger all."

True. But how much of the cost is the cardboard bits replacing and saving if they'd used something more robust in the first place? £3,500 still seems like quite a lot for a drone with an estimates service life of only 20 missions[*]

[*] that may even be optimistic in a war zone, but they are also targetting emergency responders too.

Microsoft stumps loyal fans by making OneDrive handle Outlook attachments

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Re: Microsoft has a solution for this too

"postcode files (that's how we say "zip files" in British)."

LOL ----------->

CAN do attitude: How thieves steal cars using network bus

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Re: Why

"If you're still manually controlling your headlights instead of leaving it to an automated system built into the car and paying more attention to the road, sigh."

Seriously? Knowing how and when to turn lights on or off is a distraction from driving? For a fraction of a second?

If automatic headlights actually worked *properly*, then maybe they would be a good idea. but they don't. The settings for switching on are massively over cautious, turning them on long before they are needed and leaving them on long after they are no longer needed. And I've yet to see an "automatic lights" system that even has the *concept* of side lights, let alone "know" when to use them. It's not unusual to be driving through a cutting and see peoples headlights come on and then remain on even though being back into bright sunlight when the sun is low in the sky and I still need sunglasses on as the road bends towards that low sun.

Many UK drivers seem to be unaware of The Highway Code rules on Lighting Requirements. Admittedly, there doesn't appear to be a rule telling you NOT to use headlights at certain times, but honestly, it's implied by when you MUST use them that outside of those conditions you probably ought not to be using them.

Sadly, there doesn't appear to be any rules on how bright headlights are allowed to be either, so those cars with high intensity lights are allowed on the roads, despite the fact that their "normal" dipped headlights, under certain normal road conditions are dazzling other drivers at times, which actually IS breaking the law. No one seem to care enough to do anything about it though. Or Volvos, which drive around with headlights permanently on.

I have little issue with LED headlights and other more modern forms of lighting most of the time, it's the high intensity ones which are the real issue. They stand out in a line of oncoming traffic because compared to all the other cars, they seem to be on full beam. Some of the very bright but more targeted headlights can be in issue over the brow of a hill or bumps in the road too as it can seem like a camera flashing going off in front of your or in the rear view mirror. Very distracting if not actually dazzling and often can seem like blue flashing lights when seen from a slightly off angle for a moment or two, especially in the rear view mirror.

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Re: What's old is new?

Oh, very well played :-)

Have an icon or two!

Cops cuff teenage 'Robin Hood hacker' suspected of peddling stolen info

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led a life of luxury...

"led a life of luxury inappropriate for someone his age and without work activity: he made expensive trips, wore exclusive brands, frequented fashionable leisure and restaurant venues, and even drove a high-speed vehicle," "

First, he's young and inexperienced in the way of the world, so yeah, he's gonna show off his bling. On the other hand, there's an awful lot of "internet influencers" visibly living that kind of life with little obvious means of earning that kind of money too. Just having money with no obvious source of income doesn't mean it's a given the person is a criminal these days. I'd assume the cops did a bit more investigating than the article implies.

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Re: Lesson 1

FWIW, the flaw makes it easier to *evade*, not avoid the tax. Avoiding a tax is legal, evading it is not. Those Chinese companies are collecting the VAT as part of the payment and then NOT paying the tax to HMRC. So, not a loophole as such since that implies it's legal to squeeze through the loophole if you have the knowledge and resources to use it. If registered as a UK based business, they become fully liable for VAT collection and payments. The flaw is in how easy it is register a UK based company with little to no oversight. HMRC have no control over that and, as you rightly point out, have very little budget to chase after 11,000 tiny Chinese companies with no presence or assets in the UK.

I'm actually more surprised that some Chinese scammer managed to con 11,000 Chinese companies into registering through his/her scheme and then use the SAME address for all of them. A few minutes on the web would have produced millions of valid UK addresses making it simple to use a unique address for each registration and allowed this scheme to likely run for years under the radar.

Samsung reportedly leaked its own secrets through ChatGPT

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Re: They copied all the source code, entered it into ChatGPT, and inquired about a solution

"Everything said during a session is not ingested into this model, because the model can't do that. It is trained once and if you want to put some more data in, you have to start training it again from scratch, so that never happens."

Really? That's a pretty shit model. Surely the whole point of an "AI" is that it can continue learning. That would be like a human leaving school and then never, ever learning anything new ever again. Obviously what it is allowed to learn would need to be curated since it's probably not a good idea for it take every session as gospel when $random users are interacting with it. I can see how easy it would be to "poison" an "AI" with say, a group of Redditors or 4Channers asking questions in conversation and report correct results as bad and vice versa, but basically marking a cut-off point in the "AI's" learning feels very very wrong.

Twitter scores legal hat trick with three cases filed against it in one day

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Re: received the same response everyone else has been getting of late: a single poop emoji

"the Space Karen emoji "

And everyone named Karen across the world cried out in despair!

I do wish people would stop creating unneeded labels and others would stop promulgating them.

It is now safe to turn off your brain: Google CEO asked Bard to plan his dad's 80th birthday

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Re: what do I do with my dad on an 80th birthday?

And the "AI" chatbot responds with "what other ingredients do you have available and how many will you be serving at dinner?"

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Re: "It kind of oriented me a particular way"

Likewise, read it many years ago, never forgot it. Also been done on TV once or twice.

Out of the Unknown (in depth review), Season 2, Episode 1, 1966

Available on t'interwebs if you look hard enough :-)

EDIT Just found it at a legitimate place :-) The Machine Stops on The Internet Archive.

Samsung takes $3.1B gamble on OLED displays for tablets and notebooks

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Re: Good enough

They're probably banking on an economic up-tick by the time the production line is ready to run in 2-3 years time.

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Re: AMOLED

"tell me why the "Never" option was removed? Why remove an option that worked just fine for many of us previously?"

Probably so they can claim to be "green" and saving energy.

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Re: I wonder what has changed?

"The Q has become an O."

And therein lies the tail. Or lack thereof :-)

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Re: Linux PC

Pre-pandemic, clients had pretty much all moved to a 5 year refresh cycle on PCs and laptops. Lately we've been doing refreshes for clients and finding the old kit coming out is often 6 or more years old. And there's fewer of them doing significant estate refreshes since most of them were buying hand over fist in early to mid 2020 and that kit is only 3 years old and expected to last at least another 2 years, more likely 3 or 4 more years.

There really isn't the major year on year major improvements in laptops or PCs and hasn't been for 10 years or so. The primary reason for estate refreshes these days is simply the age of the kit, not it's productivity value. The older the kit gets, the more likely it will have a hardware fail which is often not worth paying to repair on 5+ year old kit out of warranty. I'm not seeing OEMs offering warranties beyond 5 years yet. Some larger clients will have some IT support people with hardware experience and they are using parts from scrappers to make working kit. If you can swap a screen or keyboard into an other wise working laptop in 10-20 mins, that's an economic win, potentially saving anything from a £100 up to a £1000 per 20 minute fix.

Tesla ordered to pay worker $3M-plus over racist treatment

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New evidence?

"had Tesla been allowed to introduce new evidence as part of the second trial, "the verdict would've been zero [in my opinion]."

Piss off Musk. If there was actual new evidence that might materially affect the outcome, the judge would have allowed it to be entered. If you got it, then appeal the decision and call for yet another new trial and present said evidence. Put up or shut up.

Virgin Obit: Launch company files for bankruptcy in US

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"NTL as it was at the tine"

And for completeness, NTL:Telewest, as it was at the time, because prior to the VM branding, the smaller Telewest "bought" NTL in a weird kind of reverse takeover due to contractual agreements between Telewest and the UKTV channels which would have been null and void if NTL had instead bought Telewest and allowed UKTV to renegotiate a much more favourable contract with the no much larger entity.

Ubuntu 23.04 'Lunar Lobster' beta is here in all its glitchy glory

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Re: Wayland?

"The problem with Wayland's simplicity is that it pushes the complex problem of things like accessibility out to the app developer..."

And, unless things have changed, the Wayland team are NEVER going to copy or emulate the X11 client/server functionality. So when I want to run a graphical application remotely, I'll need an entire GUI running on the remote machine and have to use some kind of remote desktop tool instead of just doing an ssh -X $client and run the app I want with no other GUI or overhead running on $client. In effect, downgrading to the Windows RDS model because the X11 client/server model is too hard and they claim hardly anyone uses it.

Why UK watchdog abandoned its Apple monopoly probe

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Re: time limits stipulated in the UK's 2002 Enterprise Act

Investigations can take years when the issue is complicated and the company involved is global. The 6 month time limit relates to the time from the end of the market study to the issue of the notice of the beginning of the formal investigation.

From the article "The law, under the scenario advanced by Apple, requires that the CMA's June 15, 2021 market study notice be followed by a proposed investigation notice within six months – not a year later, on June 10, 2022, when the notice was actually published. Similarly, the law also requires the CMA to begin its consultation within six months rather than a year."

That implies there are no time limits on the market study or the later formal investigation, but only on the time between the end of the former and the notice announcement of the latter.

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Re: time limits stipulated in the UK's 2002 Enterprise Act

"the 'win' over USB-C wasn't the win most eurp-lovers think it was as apple was already starting to kill off lightning."

It was a long slow road to that ruling. It was clear it was going to happen. Apple knew it was going to happen. Ergo Apple started to kill off Lightning in favour of USB. Simple cause and effect and not even close to what you are implying.

Australian bank stops handling cash at the counter in some branches

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Re: Opening hours

Don't business bank accounts charge for each and every deposit and withdrawal there? Or is it just that that works out cheaper than the credit card charges? I know of businesses here in the UK that will only take debits cards because there's a fixed minimal fee per transaction, unlike credit cards which, I think, are a percentage of the transaction with a minimum charge higher than the debit card transaction.

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Re: Opening hours

"My "local" branch is now only open from 09:30 to 16:30 Monday to Friday,"

It's only been the last couple of decade since UK bank branches caught up to the rest of the world and opened longer hours. The trial has now ended and they are back to "proper bankers hours" :-)

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Re: Uhhh...

"Fortunately you can withdraw cash at the supermarket in limited amounts, so perhaps people are doing this?"

Yeah, same in the UK. Most supermarkets will do "cash back" when paying by card or even the self-service till when paying by card. It's a useful service for the customers and helps the supermarket get rid of the cash they take so they pay less to bank it at the end of the day. One of the genuine win-win situations.

China aims to pair J-20 stealth fighter with 'loyal wingman' battle drone

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Re: First to field

It's also worth remembering the the German military was very "unmechanised" in the main. They deliberately went about making sure newsreels etc only ever showed mechanized equipment while much of the infantry and supplies actually travelled on foot or in horse-drawn carts.

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Re: First to field

"who bombed Toronto?!"

The Quebecois! :-)

NASA names astronauts picked for next Artemis Moon test flight

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Re: Bring it on

Yeah, it's generating a strong feeling of Déjà vu in me.

I'm quite excited to see this all going on, but a definite feeling of "we already did all this years ago". Test launch to orbit,manned mission *around* the Moon and eventually an actual landing. I do hope that the US will be "achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the Moon and returning him safely to the Earth." Oh, wait, that was 1963, not 2023 :-)

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