* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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BOFH: We send a user to visit Kelvin – Keeper of the Batteries

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Re: Nicknames

Don't be silly. All you need is one very big one.

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Re: The force is strong with this new one

Vague memories as a child when we got "new" orange sodium street lights. A couple of neighbours had the same make/model of car but in different colours. At night, under the sodium lights, the colours seemed to switch between the cars. Very weird!

Curiosity gets interplanetary software patch for better driving and more on Mars

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Re: Eurpean format numbers?

They saved space by removing "unsupported" printers :-)

The return of the classic Flying Toasters screensaver

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Re: There is only one classic toaster!

...and you bonus will be.....<drum roll>....<wait for it!>...TOAST!

Alright, alright, I'm going....

Sony Semiconductor sinks Simoleans into Raspberry Pi to advance edge AI

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Re: Fan of Pi not AI

A HATbox?

Boffins rewrite the book on how Earth's oceans developed

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You mean it's passible but not recommended?

San Francisco fog defeats pack of Waymo robo-taxis

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Re: Expectations

"However, it doesn't look like these makers are concentrating on learning from experience like humans do."

That seems to be the case with pretty much all so-called AI that has been foisted on us. Even ChatGPT and equivalents comes in "versions" as they train new ones. With the chat ones, it's been made abundantly clear that they can't tell right from wrong and can easily be "trained" by users to become highly offensive, so now they don't do that. In the case of "AI" controlling cars on the road, there's a chance one car will "learn" some bad behaviour and pass it on the rest of the fleet thereby leading to the enormous likelihood of autonomous cars causing accidents, injuries or death where the operating company has no idea why or how it happened. An insurance nightmare. Passing on information about roadworks and traffic jams is one thing, but passing on behavioural reaction type learning in a live environment is something that they simply can't do. It needs to be in a consistent and known state.

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Re: Expensive

You won't be allowed to buy one. You'll hire one like a taxi or, at best, lease one.

I see Ford have now been allowed to sell their "partial self-driving" cars in the UK now (geo-fenced to certain motorway routes) and while you buy the car, the level 2 hands-free driving is only "free" for a short while and then becomes a subscription only service.

"censors"

And there'll be no swearing, "making out" with your "friend" or watching smutty videos on your phone while in one due to all those censors :-)

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Re: AVs should be better in the fog than people driven cars

Isn't the shorter wavelength the stuff that's used in meteorology to detect rain clouds and stuff? So it it detected the water in humans? Would that be affected by dense fog?

It's all well outside my area of knowledge, so, you know, just asking for some help here :-)

I'd also assume LIDAR doesn't work too well in dense fog either.

America ain't exactly outlawing gas cars but it's steering hard into EVs

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Re: Where Does All This Electricity Come From?

Where? Maybe your power grid requires some government regulation to ensure the providers can provide what is needed by updating their assets instead of sweating 50 year old kit while paying out massive c-level bonuses?

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Re: Distances

"And if there happen to be any such chargers available on the route, that might be a persuasive argument."

IF and only IF the new emissions standards are mandated by law, the earliest it will happen is 5 years down the line according to the article. The article also states that this is not a forced switch to EV so your gas cars will still be available.

How many chargers were you seeing 5 years ago compared to now? Probably not that many, if any, in more rural areas. In cities? Probably lots nowadays compared to 5 years ago. As demand increases, so will supply. It's the American Way :-)

I'll still be sticking with ICE for the foreseeable future too for similar reasons, but I can see the trend happening now. The majority of people who live in cities rarely need to worry about where to find a charger and many will be able to charge at home or work. Similar will apply to long distance haulage. EV is no where near ready yet for that use case. But large haulage companies with local depots can transfer loads to smaller EV vehicles for the "final mile" local deliveries in many case. Or there's an opening for change in the haulage business. Big trucks to city to city, interstate etc to out of town depots and a local company does all the in-city deliveries for multiple haulage companies and local businesses, especially if citys start charging ICE trucks for coming in and polluting, but not Evs.

Theranos founder Holmes ordered to jail after appeal snub

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"She was already delusional as a student before she dropped out, convinced (by upbringing and sheer force of will) that she was the next tech messiah. By all reports she was rather mediocre."

At least part of it is probably the indoctrination of the simplified version of The American Dream. If you just work hard enough, you will succeed. Well, as any right thinking person will know, there's a lot more to it than that soundbite! On top of that, there's the sort of quotes we keep hearing from "self made millionaires" self-help books that people hear and believe without ever reading the actual books. Quotes like "First, have a great idea". Many rarely read or comprehend the steps after that.

This woman seems to fir that pattern perfectly. She had a great idea, convinced others of the great idea, raised some money, hired people and said "Make it so!" and then sat back and waited for the product to be built.

Ideas are piss easy! Good and practical ideas, less so. I remember a dream I had many years ago which I related to my work colleagues of the time, when 8-bit computers were still the rage, of walking into a shop to buy a "TV", which was basically like a roll of wallpaper and you just cut off the length you wanted. My colleagues all thought it was a wonderful idea but none of us had a clue how it might work. I think, just possibly, flexible electroluminescent panels were just appearing as research experiments with the hope of finding some practical use if the manufacturing could be made economical at the time. Of course, we're actually sorta, almost, if you squint a bit, getting there, 40 or so years later with e-ink readers and foldable or roll-up phone screens :-)

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Only the mother gets the free labour. Sometimes hours and painful hours of it.

Three quarters of UK tech pros are ready to leave their jobs

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Re: The old saying

"your pool about to be completed...don't currently have enough liquid assets"

Hmmmm...yes, I think I can the problem there :-)

40% of IT security pros say they've been told not to report a data leak

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The answer is in the part you quoted "keep the data leak confidential despite their obligation to report it."

That kinda say the survey was asking about breaches where is a requirement to report it.

And the stats for the US just re-affirm why it's not a good idea to let your data ever go anywhere near a US server if you can possibly avoid them.

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Re: "respondents said they [..] obeyed those orders"

If it's the US, they might well have a legally binding non-compete clause.

What if someone mixed The Sims with ChatGPT bots? It would look like this

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Re: When you feel old

It won't be long before "now" and the first Moon landing will be longer than the time between the first powered flight and the first Moon landing. I wonder if the next people to walk on the Moon will be before that anniversary?

Inside FTX: Jokes about misplaced funds, diabolical IT, poor oversight, and worse

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Re: Really the perfect setup

I wonder if they started with the intention of screwing up so badly, ie had malice aforethought, or is this just a bunch of frat boys who's business surprisingly took off and they not only had no idea how to run a real business, but didn't even realise they didn't have the skills or knowledge to do it. On the other hand, it did become clear to them eventually, when they started trying to hide stuff from people who actually did know how things are supposed to work.

Cruise emits software fix after self-driving car slams into bus

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Re: Look like the back of a bus

Over 15 years is more than "a few years". Yer gerrin' old man, it's sneaking up on you!

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Re: Unique error

As IT people using systems every day, we already know the answers to the questions you pose. We're screwed. System only ever cover the majority cases. Edge case are ignored. If the "system" doesn't work the way you want it to, then YOU have to change what you do to match the "system".

Google to kill Dropcam, Nest Secure hardware next year

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Re: Why would anyone with half a brain buy anything from Google?

Oddly enough, washing machines, dryers and ovens, despite often coming with "connected features" these days exhorting the "convenience" or being able to control them remotely, still come with warnings not to operate them unattended due to fire risk. Of course, that warning is "dark patterned" into all the other safety advice and warnings that most people never read because they really don't want you to see the hypocrisy of a warning telling you not to do something used as a major marketing hook.

The safety warnings are mandated by Government usually and any fireman will tell you exactly the same, having almost certainly attended fires caused by those unattended appliances.

Turns out people don't like it when they suspect a machine's talking to them

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Re: Bing Knows

I genuinely LOLed at that. Then had to read it out to my wife who joined in after spraying her cup of tea out :-)

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Re: Politics is really for Morons say Machines, and they know you know, you know ‽

Better posting a letter. Telegrams take a long time now due to hold-ups on the "last mile". The last remaining telegraph boy is 96 and has trouble crossing roads.

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Re: Bing Knows

On a more serious note, that's not really a joke. US software intended for an international audience, almost always completely misses the cultural differences of English speakers in other parts of the worlds and assumes they understand "American". Case in point. Our company ran a staff survey some years ago. Most replied on the 1-9 scale under the assumption that 5 is average. The results, analysed by the US based survey software reported pretty much the entire company as failing and moral incredibly low in all the graphs and charts produced. It turned out the actual results are severely weighted to the top end of the scale and anything lower than 8 was "bad". It seems this sort or scale and metric is fairly normal in the US and highly unusual in most other English speaking countries. Culturally, at least to the US MBAs, anything less than perfection is a serious issue to be dealt with. Might as well just have yes/no answers to all the questions than a scale of 1-7 = bad, 8 - 9 = good

Of course, when the survey was run again and instead of adjusting the survey to suit the local culture, the local respondents were given clear instructions on how to pretend to be American when responding to the American survey :-)

If anyone is interested, I've seen this particular survey used in a number of different companies and organisations over the last few years. It's called Peakon and it's had the same problems in every one of them I have witnessed and they all come up with the same "solution".

All of the above is leading me to the conclusion that all of these AI chatbots coming out of the US are going to have some interesting effects in non-US cultures. The differences can be significant, but the US rarely seems to take them into account. And that's another cultural difference in and of itself :-)

Take a 14-mile trip on an autonomous Scottish bus starting next month

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Re: Driverless

Other reasons for "train captains" include vandalism when there's no one "in authority" to deter it.

It is estimated "mothballing" the Ebbw Vale Cableway...will save Blaenau Gwent council £41,000...the lift had to be stopped 252 times between its opening in 2015 and 2017 and following the link from that article to the earlier report, "Blaenau Gwent council said some of the breakdowns were due to vandalism and incidents had reduced since the introduction of "on-site personnel""

Likewise, look at the mess of e-scooter hire, people leaving them all over the place in some case, and even when they must be "off hired" to certain places, are often left badly parked and can be trip hazards. And many have suggested the likelyhood of autonomous taxis being pigstys, especially on Friday and Saturday nights.

Many people are dirty and/or nasty bastards if they think they can't be seen or caught[*]. And that;s not even starting with the lowlife, low level criminals in hoodies and balaclavas avoiding even the best CCTV.

[*] many stories here from readers regarding the filthy staff toilets and kitchen areas in offices caused by people you'd not really think off of "vandals".

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Re: Where will it end ?

That should be the easiest part of the route since it's pretty much only buses, taxis, motorbikes, blue light vehicle and tractors these days, so probably quite empty most of the time.

Astronomers clock runaway black hole leaving trail of fresh stars

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Re: Daily Mail Headline

A whole truck load for you --------------------->

Techie called out to customer ASAP, then: Do nothing

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Re: Seems there would be an easier solution

"A signal on the 68000 microprocessor"

An excellent bit of fault finding. Especially under a CPU that didn't make into personal computers till a few years after :-)

The PET had an 8-bit 6502, not a 16-bit 68000 that later turned up in Amigas, STs and Megadrives :-)

Move over, Google Earth. Caltech's here with a fresh 3D tour of Mars

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Re: google earth had Mars for years

Yes, but Google Earth was using an older much lower resolution.

US, NATO military plans leak: Actual war strategy or pro-Kremlin shenanigans?

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Re: Welcome to the jungle - you'll never walk alone

"The actual past masters of information warfare are the House of Windsor; that they aren't absolute bollocks/monarchs is a tribute to other players occasionally outsmarting them."

I think you'll find the British monarchy haven't been absolute monarchs for a very, very long time and haven't been in a position to become so for most of that time. There's a thing called a Parliament, and a constitution even it it can be a bit difficult for some to access, what with it being a collection of multiple documents rather than a single one.

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Re: Neither one nor the other.

"and we have a wide range of nutjobs who do this kind of thing for their 'cause', or just publiciity or notoriety."

While that is true, they are also the people who will make sure you know it was them, either publicly or in their circle of peers. We'd almost certainly know by how if that was the case. It's far, far more likely to be a nation state and their military than any form of nutjobs.

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Re: Neither one nor the other.

"I really don’t believe in Norway,"

Me neither. A country with all those crinkly edges would have eroded away years ago. It's a just a fairy tale to frighten the baby Vikings at bedtime.

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Re: Neither one nor the other.

"It's still strange that despite it being the biggest act of sabotage in history, none of our leaders seem very keen to tell us who did it."

Maybe they don't know? Sometimes, in real life, it can take a long time to work out what happened and who did it. And the consequences of pulling in the "usual suspects" for a session with the rubber truncheon can be a bit severe when you get it wrong and the "usual suspects" are nation states. It likely won't be all tied up with no loose ends in a hour, before the credits role. And even if some of "they" do know, there might be $reasons, political or strategic, not to blab about it while there's still a related conflict going on, but if "they" do know, "they" will have made sure the "them" know that "they" know, by various subtle, possibly diplomatic, means. :-)

Child hit by car among videos 'captured by Tesla vehicles, shared among staff'

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"some were not bothered by the practice because customers had been informed about company data collection while others found it troubling."

And this is the entire US date protection system(s) in a nutshell. Companies can do what they like with any data they collect so long as users are informed the data is being collected. The only opt-out is to not do business with them. But since they are all doing it, the only way to mostly opt-out is to go off-grid and live in a cabin in the wilds of Alaska.

When it costs $millions if not $billions to get elected to high office, no one is going to upset the campaign donors.

Hey, conspiracy theorists! THERE IS NO DEEP STATE!!! it's just the rich and greedy wanting to hold on to and increase their wealth and power while fighting each other. It's Game of Thrones being played out in modern times on Wall Street and in the Capitol!

It's this easy to seize control of someone's Nexx 'smart' home plugs, garage doors

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Re: Remote Control Lights

I remember years ago when my MIL bought a wireless doorbell and asked my to fit it. It had only 3 channel options. Tried Ch. 1 and the neighbour next door, who had recommended it to her, came out wondering who was at her door. Tried Ch. 2 and another neighbour, two doors down the other way came to the door. Last chance, tried Ch. 3 and a neighbour across the road came to his door, wondering who had rung his bell. Took it back to the shop and had a bit of an argument convincing the shop assistant that no, it was useless since it could not be set to a channel that didn't ring other peoples door bells. "We've sold loads of them and no one ever brought one back before"" she tells me. LOL, well expect more if you sell lots of them.

It's just as well I was installing at the weekend when the neighbours were at home. If I'd done it mid-week, it might have been days, weeks even months of confusion and hilarity in that street before anyone twigged :-) Absolutely no security of any kind in this case. And bell push could operate any bell with a 1 in 3 chance of already being on the correct channel. Great for kids playing knocky door neighbours with far less chance of being caught!

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Re: If you live in the UK

"Sorry but I don't see holding the retailer liable as a viable fix."

That's how the law stands. The customers contract is with the retailer, not matter what any included "warranty cards" in the box might say. The manufacturer may have no presence in the local country so how is the customer supposed to get any sort of warranty service if not from the retailer?

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Re: Where is the product liability

Under current EU and UK consumer law, this may well be a "manufacturing defect" and allow owners to return them to the retailer for repair, replace or refund if less than two years old or a partial refund if 2-5 years old assuming repair or replace isn't an option. Unless the manufacturer provides a firmware update to remove the defects. If any of the marketing, advertising or user manuals refer to anything like "secure login" or mentions "secure" almost anywhere, that's a good place to start with reference to "of merchantable quality" or "as described". IANAL, if taking on the retailer or manufacturer, do your own research and/or get proper legal advice :-)

Cardboard drones running open source flight software take off in Ukraine and beyond

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Re: The last thing the world needs

"fast" and "slow" is relative. I suspect a jet engine powered cruise missile in "slow, fuel saving mode" is still quite quick in relation to a small, electric prop driven drone.

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Re: Cheaper ones will follow.

"Amazon (cardboard) and Ikea (flatpackery) could combine and make one for much less."

But, but, but, Amazon already have form for delivering packages by drone. It'd be easier just to order the payload to the required "address" and let Amazon supply the drone. They may charge an additional shipping and handling fee if the drone doesn't return though.

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Re: We've been here before ...

And not forgetting the aerospace grade wax coating, otherwise it ain't flying in damp weather :-)

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Re: costs less than $3,500 apiece

"The cost of the cardboard should be effectively two tenths of bugger all."

True. But how much of the cost is the cardboard bits replacing and saving if they'd used something more robust in the first place? £3,500 still seems like quite a lot for a drone with an estimates service life of only 20 missions[*]

[*] that may even be optimistic in a war zone, but they are also targetting emergency responders too.

Microsoft stumps loyal fans by making OneDrive handle Outlook attachments

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Re: Microsoft has a solution for this too

"postcode files (that's how we say "zip files" in British)."

LOL ----------->

CAN do attitude: How thieves steal cars using network bus

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Re: Why

"If you're still manually controlling your headlights instead of leaving it to an automated system built into the car and paying more attention to the road, sigh."

Seriously? Knowing how and when to turn lights on or off is a distraction from driving? For a fraction of a second?

If automatic headlights actually worked *properly*, then maybe they would be a good idea. but they don't. The settings for switching on are massively over cautious, turning them on long before they are needed and leaving them on long after they are no longer needed. And I've yet to see an "automatic lights" system that even has the *concept* of side lights, let alone "know" when to use them. It's not unusual to be driving through a cutting and see peoples headlights come on and then remain on even though being back into bright sunlight when the sun is low in the sky and I still need sunglasses on as the road bends towards that low sun.

Many UK drivers seem to be unaware of The Highway Code rules on Lighting Requirements. Admittedly, there doesn't appear to be a rule telling you NOT to use headlights at certain times, but honestly, it's implied by when you MUST use them that outside of those conditions you probably ought not to be using them.

Sadly, there doesn't appear to be any rules on how bright headlights are allowed to be either, so those cars with high intensity lights are allowed on the roads, despite the fact that their "normal" dipped headlights, under certain normal road conditions are dazzling other drivers at times, which actually IS breaking the law. No one seem to care enough to do anything about it though. Or Volvos, which drive around with headlights permanently on.

I have little issue with LED headlights and other more modern forms of lighting most of the time, it's the high intensity ones which are the real issue. They stand out in a line of oncoming traffic because compared to all the other cars, they seem to be on full beam. Some of the very bright but more targeted headlights can be in issue over the brow of a hill or bumps in the road too as it can seem like a camera flashing going off in front of your or in the rear view mirror. Very distracting if not actually dazzling and often can seem like blue flashing lights when seen from a slightly off angle for a moment or two, especially in the rear view mirror.

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Re: What's old is new?

Oh, very well played :-)

Have an icon or two!

Cops cuff teenage 'Robin Hood hacker' suspected of peddling stolen info

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led a life of luxury...

"led a life of luxury inappropriate for someone his age and without work activity: he made expensive trips, wore exclusive brands, frequented fashionable leisure and restaurant venues, and even drove a high-speed vehicle," "

First, he's young and inexperienced in the way of the world, so yeah, he's gonna show off his bling. On the other hand, there's an awful lot of "internet influencers" visibly living that kind of life with little obvious means of earning that kind of money too. Just having money with no obvious source of income doesn't mean it's a given the person is a criminal these days. I'd assume the cops did a bit more investigating than the article implies.

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Re: Lesson 1

FWIW, the flaw makes it easier to *evade*, not avoid the tax. Avoiding a tax is legal, evading it is not. Those Chinese companies are collecting the VAT as part of the payment and then NOT paying the tax to HMRC. So, not a loophole as such since that implies it's legal to squeeze through the loophole if you have the knowledge and resources to use it. If registered as a UK based business, they become fully liable for VAT collection and payments. The flaw is in how easy it is register a UK based company with little to no oversight. HMRC have no control over that and, as you rightly point out, have very little budget to chase after 11,000 tiny Chinese companies with no presence or assets in the UK.

I'm actually more surprised that some Chinese scammer managed to con 11,000 Chinese companies into registering through his/her scheme and then use the SAME address for all of them. A few minutes on the web would have produced millions of valid UK addresses making it simple to use a unique address for each registration and allowed this scheme to likely run for years under the radar.

Samsung reportedly leaked its own secrets through ChatGPT

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Re: They copied all the source code, entered it into ChatGPT, and inquired about a solution

"Everything said during a session is not ingested into this model, because the model can't do that. It is trained once and if you want to put some more data in, you have to start training it again from scratch, so that never happens."

Really? That's a pretty shit model. Surely the whole point of an "AI" is that it can continue learning. That would be like a human leaving school and then never, ever learning anything new ever again. Obviously what it is allowed to learn would need to be curated since it's probably not a good idea for it take every session as gospel when $random users are interacting with it. I can see how easy it would be to "poison" an "AI" with say, a group of Redditors or 4Channers asking questions in conversation and report correct results as bad and vice versa, but basically marking a cut-off point in the "AI's" learning feels very very wrong.

Twitter scores legal hat trick with three cases filed against it in one day

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Re: received the same response everyone else has been getting of late: a single poop emoji

"the Space Karen emoji "

And everyone named Karen across the world cried out in despair!

I do wish people would stop creating unneeded labels and others would stop promulgating them.

It is now safe to turn off your brain: Google CEO asked Bard to plan his dad's 80th birthday

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Re: what do I do with my dad on an 80th birthday?

And the "AI" chatbot responds with "what other ingredients do you have available and how many will you be serving at dinner?"

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