* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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The Rise of The (Coffee) Machines: I need assistance. I think I'm running Windows. Send help

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Re: Not quite Windows

Level 1 BASIC on the cheaper end of the TRS-80 range had only three error messages. What? How? and Sorry.

Driveway karaoke singer who wanted to lift lockdown spirits cops council noise complaint

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Dear Mr Currie,

You sad bastard. I agreed with everything you say :-)

Breaking virus lockdown rules, suing officials, threatening staff, raging on Twitter. Just Elon Musk things

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Re: Elon Musk Is An Ass

Is that the nice soft velvet one? The one with the iron fist inside?

Users of Will.i.am's Wink IoT hub ask 'Where is the love?' as they're asked to pay for a new subscription service

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Re: Let's start a new fad

Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that!

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Re: Tossed mine today

Google? The company where almost every service or app is in perpetual beta and subject to being shutdown at a whim? That Google? The same one who bricked the Revolv kit?

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Re: Let's start a new fad

But for the vast majority of people, the convenience factor is being able to instantly adjust the lighting or heating as you walk in or out of a room far more conveniently than checking where your mobile phone is, waking it up (swipe/face/finger swipe/print recognition/PIN code), activating the app, logging in, finding the function you need.

You could use a dedicated phone or tablet just for this one job, no screen locking since it never leaves the house, so long as the entire household has the self-discipline to not allow feature-creep and install other apps, and to always, ALWAYS put it back in its "proper" place so it can always be found.

For anyone with a mobility disability, I can quite see how this stuff is a godsend, but does it really have to rely on a server in silly-con valley and/or a subscription?

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Re: Let's start a new fad

Ah, yes, "cluster" switches @-)

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Re: Cue the lawsuits in 3, 2, 1...

...and if they do fold, the users are in exactly the same position as if the chose not to subscribe, ie everything stops working/

Mad dash for webcams with surge in videoconferencing has turned out rather nicely for Logitech

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Re: People don't know how to use webcams

Ya know, I didn't even consider the laptops with the webcams in the keyboard area. :-)

That will probably be even worse! I was more specifically talking about all the people we see being interviewed on TV currently. They are almost exclusively not typing and as I pointed out, many are used top being on screen and seeing monitors showing their own image while doing so. Clearly most of these talking heads have no clue about what the camera operator does to make them look "good".

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People don't know how to use webcams

I assume everyone here has noticed that almost no one knows how to use a webcam. People constantly looking at the "wrong" place, placing the camera in the wrong position so we get to see up their noses etc. Worse, this applies to journalist too, even those whose job it is to appear on camera! You'd almost think they can't see their own PIP image in the corner of the screen or notice that everyone else is also doing it wrong.

It's not like it's hard to pile a few books underneath the laptop, especially for those on-camera TV interviews.

Total Eclipse to depart: Open-source software foundation is hopping the pond to Europe

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Re: A logical conclusion...

"Hopefully software companies will also realise that En-US shouldn't be the default English language version.

I recently downloaded and built the Win 10 USB installer tool. It built the image on an En-UK system. On running the installer, it defaulted to a UK keyboard since it had obviously worked that out from the host system, but I still had to switch the installer language choice from En_US to En_UK.

Of course, the other default needing to be changed is paper size. The vast majority of the world default to DIN A4, not US Letter so more people have to change that setting than not.

Microsoft doc formats are the bane of office suites on Linux, SoftMaker's Office 2021 beta may have a solution

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"These experiments show that getting perfect reproduction of Office document formats on Linux is still not easy."

And, of course, the opposite is true.

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Re: Seems like a losing battle, and there's an elephant in the room

"And the prices that Softmaker charge are around the same as a personal MS Office subscription,"

Personally, that's what I see as the biggest problem. Why can't I just outright buy a version and keep it? Why should I have to rent it? Yes, it's not a lot per month. But everything is heading to "....as a Service" these days and all those "small" monthly rental charges add up quickly and I still don't own anything at the end of it. Like all the new streaming services. You just know that in a few years, some will fall by the wayside or be bought up and we'll end up with a couple of big players who will charge what they like and lock you in with a choice of take it or leave it.

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Nail, meet head.

And from the article, there is no such thing as a complex, tightly formatted test document you can use to compare word processors. All it tests is the design of one specific release of one specific word processor and then demonstrates how that one is different to every other one. I'm sure I could create a "perfect" document in LibreWriter and then "demonstrate" how MSWord is incapable of displaying it "correctly. And that's not even taking into account of the fact that no one had the exact same selection of fonts to choose from unless they running a bog standard plain vanilla OS/Office app combo. Not only to people add extra fonts because they like them, but companies often mandate specific fonts for outgoing correspondence which others may not have at their end.

Russia admits, yup, the Americans are right: One of our rocket's tanks just disintegrated in Earth's orbit

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Is LEO US property?

CEO of AI surveillance upstart Banjo walks the plank after white supremacist past sinks contracts

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The irony in this case is immense

"That said, how long until you can be considered to be a... better..(?) person than what you had been? Maybe never, though never is a very long time indeed. Sure, this will absolutely depend on what you did. Still, I do find this a really difficult question.""

CEO of internet scraping surveillance company has his past outed by...erm...internet data scraping. The could hardly be better example of "you reap what you sow".

Post-pandemic hard-sell under way: Resellers leaned on to convert free trial users into fully paid-up customers

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Re: I'd like to say I'm surprised

I'm certain that, behind closed doors, some organisations and governments are talking about and making decisions that the public would find nasty, selfish and unpalatable, all in the pursuit of more money or power. And it won't just be "the usual suspects".

Penny smart and dollar stupid: IT jobs slashed in US, UK, Europe to cut costs – just when we need staff the most

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..and exactly which IT staff have been furloughed or let go? Juniors, apprentices and some hell-desk staff most likely will be the majority of the number.

There's a world out there with a hexagon vortex over its pole packed with hydrocarbon ice crystals. That planet is Saturn

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Regime change followed by shipping in vast amounts of dollar bills, then leave them in the shit when the next election comes around.

What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you

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Re: Consistency pays.

That would equally apply to Adobe too.

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Re: I'll give it a go...

Purveyor of BSODs?

It is unclear why something designed to pump fuel into a car needs an ad-spewing computer strapped to it, but here we are

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Re: "engineers should never, ever get involved in User Interface design"

"Oh lord Wordpress with 20 css files and 14 different js files with modified plugins that when updated overwrite their customisations!"

And that's just for the "Hello World" demo.

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"In the US add in “display adverts to customer”."

Shell in the UK are doing this now. At at least one filling station the noise is blaring and they all seem to play the same advert at the same time but a bit out of sync with each other. I complained to the staff but they just shrugged, so I assume either they have no control over the sound volume or someone higher up is in charge of that setting. Either way, I don't care. I just never go there any more.

For reference, it's the new Shell "services" at Leeming on the A1, Nth Yorks on the southbound side, not the long established Leeming Services on the northbound side (You can get to either from north or southbound direction.) I can only use Shell as the company fuel card is a Shell card, but there are many other Shell filling stations I can use.

DBA locked in police-guarded COVID-19-quarantine hotel for the last week shares his story with The Register

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Re: And this is why the Aussies are on top of it

"Instead, everyone will Eurostar it to Brussels or Amsterdam and fly from there."

The quarantine is for people coming TO the UK. I've not seen anything about quarantining people leaving FROM the UK.

Having said that, we won't, yet, be quarantining people from Ireland or France. So I suppose people coming to UK could fly into either of those places and then use Eurostar to get here. I suppose that depends on whether Ireland or France are going to be quarantining incomers, however they arrive and whether the UK will be at least checking who arrives from France/Ireland by ferry, tunnel or plane and how/when they got to France/Ireland

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Re: How far away is home?

"When we went back to the UK a few years ago, we stayed in the Lake District. We then drove down to London to visit a relative. I lost count of the number of people who were very surprised at this asking how we travelled so far in a day. This was very puzzling to me."

To a Londoner, anything outside the M25 is "long way" :-)

Having said that, I know people locally here in the Grim North of England who would get lost if more than 15 miles from home but can tell you where all the best pubs are in there regualarTurkish or Spanish holiday resorts!

Singapore releases the robot hounds to enforce social distancing in parks

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Re: The important questions...

Having watched the video, it does seem to be taking a dump on at least one occasion but no actual shit.

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Re: Just wear the mask

"They have lots of cheap labor and use that, not the robots."

Yes, this. There's almost if not actually no situations where a fully mobile robot is cheaper or safer than just using a meat-sack. Those specialised situations where a "robot" is useful, it's rarely ever actually a robot. It's a remote controlled device with little to no autonomy.

In the instance in the article, the cost of that one remote controlled toy could probably employ a small army of real people with PPE.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Spacecraft with graphene sails powered by starlight and lasers

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Re: Thoughts

"Can you use lasers to decelerate enough with current scientific knowledge and unlimited funds?"

Use Dark Light? Well, hey, we already have dark matter and dark energy :-)

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Re: Calling Isaac Newton...

ISTR that E E "Doc" Smith came up with something similar far earlier. Build "stuff" from the asteroids to effectively make a solar system sized CRT with the sun as the emitter.

Fancy some post-weekend reading? How's this for a potboiler: The source code for UK, Australia's coronavirus contact-tracing apps

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Re: Apple-Google API

You've clearly not bothered to read any of the articles about this. Whether it's of any use in another matter, but there's no reason the majority of Android device won't have access to it.

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Re: Schneier posted a thorough takedown of contact tracing apps

"So why bother at all?"

You are forgetting "if it saves just one life"

The point of containers is they aren't VMs, yet Microsoft licenses SQL Server in containers as if they were VMs

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Yeah, so basically it's gouging. Pretty much every other item of software you buy, you pay per instance or user at most. I can run a big spreadsheet, video renderer or ray tracer on cheap. low core count hardware and wait ages or I can throw bigger faster hardware with more cores at it. Why should I pay more for the software? They buyers of these databases should have been telling the sellers to piss off when they came up with this cash extraction model.

Like I said, and based on your rate of throughput argument, why are the DB sellers only counting cores? Surely they should be looking at total throughput and increasing the rental rates if you have brand new faster hardware than Joe blogs down the road running on last years hardware but with the same core count.

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"so you license it on how many cores it has, like a VM."

Why? I can understand licencing per instance, but licensing per core? All that does is make things run faster and more efficiently. Next thing we know, they'll be increasing licensing based on the speed of each core. The entire concept of charging ever greater licensing fees based on the number of cores is just wrong. Why should my software cost more run per user when I spend more on faster and better hardware? Or be artificially limited to 2 cores on my 64 core beats?

FYI: Your browser can pick up ultrasonic signals you can't hear, and that sounds like a privacy nightmare to some

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Re: I am tempted ..

"to build a little ultrasound broadcasting device, that emits all sorts of random signals just to screw this kind of eavesdropping up."

Just do a web search for ultrasonic deterrents. There are many options to choose from which affect different creatures so likely use different frequency ranges. There's even one for deterring human teens which you may prefer, depending on your live-in family demographics.

O2 be a fly on the wall during BT and Vodafone's video calls: Telefónica's UK biz, Virgin Media officially merge

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"What about the Corona surcharge?"

If anything, I would expect VM, like Sky, Netflix Amazon etc are seeing an upturn in subscribers and/or existing subscribers upgrading their packages. (apart from people probably cancelling the expensive sports channel options!)

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Re: combined 46 million subscribers ...?

Not only that but not all VM mobile customers have their mobile accounts on the TV/BB accounts. Virgin Mobile was a separate company back in the day.

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Re: Ha ha

"As much as I'm not Vodafone's biggest fan the network is very good, especially for data and the issues we've had with broadband (caused by BT cutting through a cable) we're dealt with reasonably well."

And that pretty much describes my experience win VM. I rarely have issues and customer support have almost always been useful and helpful on the very few occasions I've had reason to call them. From what I can gather, it depends where you live and if that part of their network has been oversold.

I've been with them since the United Artists/Telewest/Blueyonder/Virgin Media days, before broadband, before even the unmetered dial-up service. IIRC there has been two major outages affecting me (New Years Eve flooding at Knowesly being a memorable one), one failed cable modem that got replaced in 48 hours and one TV box that failed and was replaced in 24 hours.

Australian contact-tracing app sent no data to contact-tracers for at least ten days after hurried launch

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Re: Some facts

That's good to know, but you may be overlooking one major flaw. According to The BBC, "In a related development, Health Secretary Matt Hancock has announced that Baroness Dido Harding will head up the wider test, track and trace programme."

So, we can pretty much guarantee that the data will be leaked en masse, probably twice over.

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Re: It also highlighted that Australia Government doesn't have control over National Data Soverienty

The US Cloud Act means that the US Federal Government can get access to any data stored on any "US Cloud provider in any country."

Well, yes and no. It depends on whether said US company is prepared to break local laws regarding locally stored or exporting of locally stored data. It could end up with Amazon execs suddenly finding they can no longer travel to countries which used to have Amazon bitbarns for fear of arrest. But probably not.

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"I fear that a lot of the lemmings rushing to download it have no idea of the implications for their privacy and security."

So, no different to every other app they download which massively breaches and/or slurps their personal data security. The vast majority don't read Ts&Cs and grant any and all permissions asked for.

Quick Q: Er, why is the Moon emitting carbon? And does this mean it wasn't formed from Theia hitting Earth?

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Re: It was the Apollo astronauts

You've obviously not met my very impatient neighbour. Correct icon for his barby would be -->

We do still go round when invited a few times per year but have learned to make sure we are at the back of the queue and get the "second cook" when all the lighter fluid taste has burned away.

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Re: And this is why it's always a bad idea...

"but often the "fact" is a hypothesis which fits the available information, but cannot be tested by experiment or direct observation."

And to turn the above hypothesis into a theory and then into a fact, just watch many of the Ancient Aliens/Curse of Oak Island or similar History Channel documentaries to see how this process can be achieved in a single sentence. It's clearly repeatable as they manage to do it not just in every episode, but multiple times per episode.

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"An attempt at humour, I suppose?"

Clearly a rare bit in your case. Are you Welsh?

Data centre reveals it modeled interiors on The Hunt for Red October sets

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"It also had motion activated lights. You'd be sat there tapping away at the KVM keyboard when suddenly all lights would go out leaving just a few blinkenlights behind rack doors to prevent you being in pitch darkness."

No Building Regulations there which mandate always on "emergency" lights?

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Re: Remodelling

..and the occasional boxes of bullets and first aid kits in random locations.

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Re: Remodelling

Ok, so I looked it up and now I know what NRHO is. It seems the lunar gateway is going to spend a lot of time a long way from the moon. I'm sure there must be a good reason for that.

American tech goliaths decide innovation is the answer to Chinese 5G dominance, not bans, national security theater

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Re: Who makes the Silicon?

"the economically viable market of the middle kingdom?"

Or any of the many emerging manufacturing markets? South Korea is well established, Vietnam is looking interesting to manufactures, parts of Africa. China is no longer the cheapest labour market with it's rapidly expanding middle classes. This might well be one of Chinas drivers in world trade and projecting its military force and territorial ambitions in the South China Sea. They plan in the long term, not just the next election cycle, and can probably see the day coming when other "upstart" nations steal their crown for cheap tech savvy labour. Similar to the way the Saudis are using their oil fortunes to massively diversify with investments all around the world while attracting high value tourism to their own shores.

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remembered how the US became the dominant global technology force it is

What? You mean ignoring all non-US patents and copyrights?

The iMac at 22: How the computer 'too odd to succeed' changed everything ... for Apple, at least

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Re: No comments about the one obvious failing so far...

So, basically, you are saying you hate those meeses to pieces?

Fake crypto-wallet extensions appear in Chrome Web Store once again, siphoning off victims' passwords

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Re: Be your own bank!

The most successful scams all seem to have one thing in common. They play on the marks greed.

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