* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Microsoft drops a little surprise thank-you gift for sitting through Build: The source for GW-BASIC

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I do wonder sometimes why they feel the need to sit on code that is so old anyway. Much of it is dead, rotted, and probably no longer holds any "trade secrets" that aren't already known in other contexts nowadays (And yes, I DO know there is still code running out there that is even older and still proprietary)

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"My code had way too many GOTOs in it."

That was just your crappy coding :-)

Clearly you never properly learned how to use PROC, FN and especially REPEAT/UNTIL and WHILE/ENDWHILE.

(No, I'm not a GOTO hater, it has it's place)

Virgin Orbit at last ready to live up to its name: Branson's other space adventure set for maiden flight this weekend

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All very British

Considering this is basically a American company, probably staffed almost entirely by Americans, this all sounds very typically self-effacingly British. Hey, we built this thing, it might work, it might not, but we'll give a jolly good try and if it doesn't work, well hey ho, we'll have another go. We've even got a spare rocket in the hanger just in case. (Although that last, spending real money on a plan B is a bit more American than the more typically British shoe-string, garden shed budget.)

Still, I wish them luck. The more the merrier.

The longest card game in the world: Microsoft Solitaire is 30

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Re: PCs helped develop my strong right hand*

A lot of the productivity loss was also people constantly playing with colour schemes, typefaces and later, themes.

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Re: ... because someone had to...

"... eveyone's thinking it. I'm just saying it..."

You forgot..."It's ALL Obambis FAULT!!11!1!!!1"

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Re: The interface formerly known as....

"That was my first thought when I saw the new 'flat' Windows look: "Which fuckwit thought that making it look more like Windows 2 was a good idea?"

Maybe the designer hadn't been born when Win 2.0 was around? After all, here we are today 30 frikken years after 3.0 was "born". Shit, I feel old now :-( Even policemen look young these days!

Mind your language: Microsoft set to swing the axe on 27 languages in iOS Outlook

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Re: Words will be said

"there are at least 55,000 feature phones"

Oops, make that 55 MILLION feature phones in India, and that's just the ones they managed to make the app work on. There's probably more and maybe even a large number of dumb phones too.

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Re: Words will be said

I got curious after my other post, re Urdu speakers and looked up Apples penetration into the Indian market. They claim 75% of the premium market for smart phones. They have 2% of the overall smartphone market. But as per the El Reg report 5 days ago about the COVID-19 app for feature phones, there are at least 55,000 feature phones compatible with the app. But getting back to the 2% iPhone penetration, there are likely far fewer using Outlook for iOS, so it may actually be a very small market for MS, far smaller than raw numbers of language speakers or iPhone/iPad users.

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Re: Thank dog it’s iOS

I wonder what the iThingy penetration is in those areas where the affected languages are spoken? Urdu, for example, Apple have a very low penetration in India even though there is a massive number speakers. Likewise Irish Gaelic. There may well be quite a number of daily speakers as referenced above, but if MS data slurp shows that only 1000 people worldwide are running Outlook on iOS with Gaelic as the display language might just wonder why they are spending money on such a microscopic number of their total userbase.

Das reboot: That's the only thing to do when the screenshot, er, freezes

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Re: RTFM

...or worse,. turn left where the old station used to be, carry on past where the Rose and Crown used to be until you get the corner where the Queens Head used to be and you're there!

For the price tag, this iPad Pro keyboard better damn well be Magic: It isn't... but it's not completely useless either

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Re: RDP for OSx

Have you seen the price of authorised Apple compatible sticky tape?

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: That keyboard is flat on the table

"only $99 for the pair."

LOL, you wish! That's $99 each.

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Re: A pokey terraced house in Middlesborough for a month

"I'm just wondering how long an iPad Pro with fancy keyboard will last in a student house in the Boro. Probably not even as long as the parmo."

No idea how long they last, but many students at Teesside Uni are issued one as a "freeibee" when starting their course, for at least the last two years.

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Re: Because ... it’ll just work : Nope

Jealous much? I bet you had a C64, which explains a lot. Speccy Rulez!! :-p

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Re: Because ... it’ll just work : Nope

"Not many people are still using an 8 year old laptop."

FWIW, many people who buy their own kit are using it for longer than you might imagine. Corporate purchased stuff tends to not only get replaced on a regular rolling replacement schedule, currently about 5 years in most places, but the users tend to break them more frequently because they didn't pay for them and don't look after them

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Re: Because ... it’ll just work : Nope

"I've got a 16 year old HP pavilion laptop that I dragged out of a cupboard and booted up a month ago and it... just worked."

Same happened with my Amiga A1200 last week when I "discovered" it during an archaeological expedition into the attic last week. Remarkabley, the HDD "just worked" after being powered down for many years.

India makes contact-tracing app mandatory for passengers as domestic flights resume

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Re: "Those who do not have a compatible phone"

If you can afford to fly, a $10 phone is probably within your means, even in India.

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Re: "Those who do not have a compatible phone"

IIRC they HAVE created a feature phone version of the app.

Ah yes, here it is:

India’s contact-tracing app unleashes KaiOS on feature phones

55 million users of $10 Bluetooth-enabled phones come into embrace of closed-source app

reported by El Reg 5 days ago.

Well, that's something boffins haven't seen before: A strange alien streaks around Jupiter

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Re: Looks like a job for...

"Nothing good could possibly result from such an invasion."

They tried a little while ago but forgot to take into account some of the smaller lifeforms and were defeated by a virus. All hail our microbial overlords.

Far-right leader walks free from court after conviction for refusing to hand his phone passcode over to police

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Re: Have a friend change the code

Prove it. It's your own phone. Why would you not have the code to your own phone? Sadly, the law doesn't take this into account. They'd expect you to a) know the code or b) know how to get the code. Refusal of either is still the "crime". "Phone a friend" and get the code or go to jail.

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Re: Why didn't they use s 49 RIPA?

Not really. You'd have to prove beyond reasonable doubt that it affecting the economic well-being of the United Kingdom in some measurable and meaningful way and it's not just a microscopic rounding error, eg his actions cost the UK taxpayer an extra 2 hours of overtime for a Police Constable isn't affecting the economy ion any reasonable or meaningful way.

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Re: Why didn't they use s 49 RIPA?

"which covers powers to require decryption, still remains."

An argument that the data is behind a locked door, but not encrypted might defeat that. Refusal to unlock the door is not refusal to supply an decryption key.

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"Not compliance with the law, obedience. The choice of words seems quite telling how this person views the general public. and he's not a low-level clerk, either."

If I understand correctly, many places have laws whereby, under the right circumstances, refusal to obey a police officer or other law enforcement official is a crime in and of itself. The US in particular has this law in many places. The difference and nuances depend on the precise situation and precise instruction given and whether those may be superseded by the "victims" other rights.

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Sounds like both the Dems and the GOP.

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Re: Would never have happened in my day

"members of the BNP"

British Nuclear Police?

Linux desktop org GNOME Foundation settles lawsuit with patent troll

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Re: And thank the Imaginary Sky Fairy...

"I know one American lawyer who's a lovely chap, so they do exist"

Could be a Jekyl and Hyde character though. Have you seen him at work? Esp. if you are on the other side? :-)

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Re: Good result

Yeah, it'd be nice to get the details of the "settlement". Gnome ended up not having to pay anything so either the RPI had a sudden attack of altruism or they realised it was going to court and realised the was a good chance of losing not just the case but probably a number of the patents.

Although a good result for the Gnome Foundation, it leaves RPI to go after others with the same patents. I think the courts should have the power to reject out of court settlements and force the litigants to go ahead when there's a good chance of setting a precedent. (although IANAL and don't know if this would pass that test anyway)

Wanna force granny to take down that family photo from the internet? No problem. Europe's GDPR to the rescue

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Re: Rough summary of the court's decision

I wonder if it matters who took the photo and when. eg might the grandmother have taken the photo when her son and grandson were living with her for 7 years? I don't think that was made clear, but it does seem as if the photo depicted her son and grandson. There's no mention of the daughter in law being in the photo herself, just that she brought the action.

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Re: Just don't post anything on Social Media

On the other hand, although there's no statute of limitations, historical offences, if prosecuted today, have to work with the law as it was at the time of the offence. So you don't really have to worry if what you did then wasn't an offence at the time.

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Re: GDPR is a joke....

"She openly published the photo on Facebook. That is a big difference."

Just throwing this out there...I wonder how many facebook photos were posted with the consent of all the people in them? Anyone got the winder for the sluice gate? I think there may be a flood soon.

Campaign groups warn GCHQ can re-identify UK's phones from COVID-19 contact-tracing app data

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"Do we know how many ventilators Dyson shipped in the end?"

Probably ab out as many as were ordered.

Hooray! It's IT Day! Let's hear it for the lukewarm mugs of dirty water that everyone seems to like so much

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Re: Tea and the British Army ?

"Have you ever tried The British Army's coffee ? Or at least the stuff that appears in ration packs labelled 'Coffee' ! It would turn anybody to tea !"

I heard the only different between British Army tea and coffee in ration packs was the lettering on the label.

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I suspect their "recipes" are why people where queuing up at their drive-throughs when they re-opened. No one making their own coffee at home would ever consider putting quite that much sugar in a mug of coffee so they can never duplicate the Starbucks taste, even if they manage to find all the other ingredients.

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Re: I'm with you

"When was the last time your neighbor in Blighty offered you a cup of home-fermented tea?"

I'm not a tea drinker, but I do know people who grow their own tea bushes. The UK climate is temperate enough but from what I've been told, you need the right type of soil or know how to make you soil into the right type. (Needs to be acidic I think, I'm sure any decent gardener could manage it.)

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"I had a nice glass of local wine with my dinner, now I am enjoying a good cup of tea."

Whilst I don't disagree with the disgusting taste of many of the energy drinks, it's just taking some ingredients, processing them, then producing some form of drink that some people like. In many ways, it's not so dissimilar to the processes done to those pristine grapes to produce a wine, or those lovely green, succulent leaves plucked from bushes to make tea.

Railway cables overpowered errant drone's compass and flung it back to terra firma

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Re: Indeed.

"I sometimes wonder what would happen if a couple kids tried this kind of thing today ... sadly, however, at that age they aren't taught enough of the basics to even contemplate the concept, much less attempt to implement it. Sad, that ... we've lost something as a society."

While I agree with you on the education (or lack thereof) bit, I do wonder just how much disruption that sort of fairly high powered spark gap transmitter might cause nowadays with so many people and devices relying on access to the airwaves. At the least, it might screw up everyone's home WiFi for a few blocks, maybe mobile phone signals, set off burglar alarms, screw up peoples satnavs, trigger WiFi enable heart pacemakers, OMG it's the apocalypse! Again!!

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Re: "over localised regions of the bridge below"

British Rail used to be co-owners (with SNCF) of the cross channel hovercraft service, which is arguably an "air"craft :-)

NASA's Human Spaceflight boss hits eject a week before SpaceX crew launch

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And don't forget to mark your calendars

...for the weekend too. Bransons Virgin Orbit is hoping to try a first launch by airdrop from a 747 on Saturday, weather permitting, as well as the 8:30pm SpaceX launch next Weds.

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Re: I wonder

"But Baikonur is still an option... "

Maybe that's it. Maybe he authorised the booking of another seat from the Russians despite the planed SpaceX launch as a contingency and someone higher up the food chain, maybe right at the very top, is upset at that so he's jumped before being pushed. The apex predator has history of sacking people who upset him.

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Re: Going while the going's good

"It's my understanding that the re-usability of 1st stage rockets doesn't DIRECTLY apply to manned missions except that the manned mission booster can be re-used afterwards for an un-manned launch. But yeah THAT level of re-usability makes it cost less overall since the entire booster cost isn't eaten up by that one launch."

My understanding is that SpaceX are intending many launches of each first stage. Since the number of manned launches is going to be a small fraction of total launches, making sure a brand new virgin stage one is ready for a manned flight isn't likely to be a chore so the reality is that manned launches are directly cheaper thanks to the re-use in the same way that any first launch of a new stage one is. Unless there is some significant extra expense in building to man-launch ratings compared to unmanned launches, which I don't think there is on the first stage.

You're spot on with the "Unix-like" system though. We need bigger, better and more importantly, newer hardware in orbit. With the newer bigger launch vehicles coming online we should be looking at something with the legroom of Skylab, not the ISS. (I wonder if the ISS crews watch old film of the guys in Skylab flying around in all that space and get jealous?)

International space station testing Wi-Fi links with incoming craft, with an eye on autonomous docking

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real-time wireless video transfer between the ISS and a visiting spacecraft.

So, on previous space docking where there was video from both craft being seen in real time by the people/systems controlling the docking, did they throw a line across first and plug it in? Or are TV transmission via RF no longer classed as "wireless" despite not using, erm, wires. It's a bit like "on a mobile device". Hey, we are improving and adapting a system, lets tell everyone its a "first" because we tweaked the method a bit.

AT&T slapped down for its '5GE' ads: You don’t have a proper 5G network, so stop saying so, says watchdog

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Same old, same old

Didn't this happen with one or more US carriers bigging up their slightly enhanced 3G as the new 4G when it really wasn't?

Hey Siri, are you still recording people's conversations despite promising not to do so nine months ago?

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"Siri _cannot_ listen unless you say "Hey Siri" first."

...or something it *thinks* sounds like "hey siri". I'll give Apple the benefit of the doubt here and assume that the device itself is what listens for and detects the wake phrase and that it's not sending *everything* to Apple for speech recognition in the cloud.

US senators call for more transparency over $12bn TSMC fab plant investment

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Re: "whether the Taiwanese giant was lured with the promise of financial incentives"

"And smile while you're at it."

Probably more of a grimace. I hear there might be a shortage of lube as production has shifted to hand sanitiser.

UK's Ministry of Defence: We'll harvest and anonymise private COVID-19 apps' tracing data by handing it to 'behavioural science' arm

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Re: And in other news..

"The takeup of the App is so low"

Which app is that? AFAIK, there is no officially released app in the UK for the contact tracers to work with yet.

Microsoft announces official Windows package manager. 'Not a package manager' users snap back

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Re: Cough, Splutter, Gasp

"Also among the very worst features of Linux distros is the availability of FAR TOO MANY DIFFERENT PACKAGE MANAGERS."

Isn't that only an issue if you keep bouncing around from one distro to another? Is it an issue when you settle on and stay with a single distro? Why would you even want to be running multiple distro? Is there any benefit to running multiple distros?

We really doing this again? Rumour has it that Apple is nearly finished developing augmented-reality glasses

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Re: If Apple is ... developing augmented-reality glasses...

It's to help you see the Apple Reality Distortion Field ™ in the same way they see it.

Rogue ADT tech spied on hundreds of customers in their homes via CCTV – including me, says teen girl

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Re: Camera in bedroom?

"I live in a three storey house. It still has ground floor windows. Do criminals just give up with trying to get in through a ground floor window if the house isn't a bungalow?"

Of course not. I was making a point about ground floor bedrooms and therefore why someone might want a security camera in a bedroom. If you are in a flat or apartment solely on the ground floor of your three storey house, then yes, this may still apply to you. I didn't specify a bungalow, I just specified an entirely ground floor dwelling. For the argument I was making, it was irrelevant if anyone was living on a floor above the ground floor dwelling.

Former Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman calls on UK govt to legally protect data from contact-tracing apps

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Re: Oh what a tangled web we weave!

Yes, it's worth bearing in mind that we have people posting from both sides of the Atlantic. On the left side of the pond, "socialist" and "liberal" have very different meanings to those of use on the right-side of the pond. For a start, here on the right-side of the pond, we don't see calling someone a socialist or liberal as a mortal insult.

New Zealand releases Bluetooth-free COVID-19 tracing app

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Re: One Last Push and it's Over

"Last year there were 27,820 people killed or seriously injured in road traffic accidents in the UK"

That's "only" 76 per day. It's not great, but it's a lot better than many 100's per day in just 2 months where you have far less control over whether you might be a victim or not.

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