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Bill Gates debunks 'coronavirus vaccine is my 5G mind control microchip implant' conspiracy theory

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"far more efficient pord processor"

Clearly you are still missing it!

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Well, whatever your "admins" were using, it wasn't WordStar and likely not WordPerfect either. More likely it was some more esoteric mainframe editor or word processor. Most of the WordStar commands were memorable once you learned them, eg *U start/end Underline, ^B start/end Bold. Cut'n'paste? ^KB for blocK Begin, ^KE for blocK End, ^KC for blocK Copy. There was a logic to it because WordStar pre-dated the PC and the terminals or CP/M computers it ran on may or may not have function keys or even cursor keys. More advanced stuff could be done with the "dot" command, eg .ps turns on proportional spacing, .HE define a page header, .FO define a page footer, .PN set a page number. Memorable enough that I still remember them 25 years later (and probably many more if I put my mind to it! - Can you remember where that command you want is on MSWord? Sure? Which version of Word? When did they move it to THAT menu!?!?!?)

WordPerfect went the root of using the Function key + modifiers for all of the most common functions, making it harder to learn, especially without the plastic keyboard overlay naming the four command each function key could do (normal, shift, alt & ctrl)

I'd say the only significant difference in the learning curve is if you sit down in front of a program such as WordStar from that era, odds are that you can't do anything with it without a manual or training, no matter your previous skills or experience. With GUI based software, most people can use previous skills or experience to at least start typing.

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Re: It was a product of its time - if MS DOS/Windows had not appeared then something else would have

"Bill and friends got their money via litigation piracy and dirty tricks, even if they give everything they own to charity it can never balance the books no matter what their shills/droids say."

Yep, agreed. I can't really fault BillG for eventually "seeing the light" and beginning the penance of giving back because he's in "good" company. Look at the career of Carnegie and when he "retired" how many libraries and theatres/halls are named from his endowments. History is littered with the super-rich who tried to buy their way onto heaven once they realised that mortality actually does apply to them.

We're not all about rockets, says NASA: Balloon tech is good enough for economical star scanning

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No mention of ...

No mention of how this expensive and relatively delicate telescope will be recovered for it's potential future re-use. Will they just be hoping it will land somewhere accessible, do they have enough control to bring it down somewhere soft (not water!) or have they some sort of flying collection plan to pluck it from the sir? That sounds like it might be some interesting tech or engineering.

It's a Meow-nixed system, I know this: Purr-fect storm of 3,000+ insecure databases – and a data-wiping bot

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Re: Could be regarded as a public service

Spot on. It's the lesser of two evils but the perps certainly don't deserve a medal or any other form of accolade.

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"If the DB owners don't have backups or suffer as a consequence then that is theor fault for not using basic security which should a functional requirement of every project and should be tested after every code release to make sure nothing has been left open."

On the other hand, that could apply to every virus and malware writer out there. Yes, things should be secured, especially the blatantly obvious, but that's still no reason to applaud someone who goes around checking peoples front doors and stealing stuff from houses with unlocked doors or shitting in their beds.

What evil lurks within the data centre, and why is it DDoS-ing the ever-loving pants off us?

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Re: Updates are important!

"Obviously 4 hours is far too long to wait for the new shiny-shiny, must... patch... now!!!"

That jumped out at me too. WTF? Checking for updates, licencing etc every 4 hours? And a bastardised version of Chrome to do it?

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Re: Update (mis)-scheduling

"We humble minions on the other hand generally put on a stoic face and got busy doing nothing except coffee and gossip about the weekend/football/telly/whatever..."

That sounds like an excellent team building exercise. Far better than anything [dis]organised by HR.

SpaceX pulls off an incredible catch, netting both halves of its Falcon fairing as they fell Earthwards after latest launch

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Re: You Don't Fly Once

Best bet is probably "List of volcanoes in Ascension Island"

Smoke on the Tyne: Blaze at BT exchange causes major outages across North East England

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Maybe it was 3rd party equipment releasing the magic smoke? That's what LLU etc is all about.

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Re: Re Victoria Wood sketch

"Your comment was fairly accurate last night. BBC news app on my fondleslab had an article about a smoke cloud seen at a shopping centre that got updated to being a fire in a bakery. All dahn sarf. Nothing about this fire though."

It was on the main Beeb news site when I got home at tea time yesterday. According to my wife, nothing we weren't affected at all. But then we use VM for 'net and landline, both working without hiccup.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? Bork pays a visit to London's Silicon Roundabout

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Infinite loop? Surely that's an Apple thing?

51 years after humans first set foot on the Moon, a deepfaked Nixon mourns how Armstrong and Aldrin never made it home

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Re: Bad Joke in Bad Taste

No, a deepflake is a 99 with the flake pushed right down inside. That tastes nice, has some value and possible is more intelligent.

Twitter hackers busted 2FA to access accounts and then reset user passwords

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Re: nonsensical ?

...or women. Or any other human who may identify as something other and men or women!

NASA delays James Webb Space Telescope launch date by at least seven months

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Re: Hubble revisited

"I wonder if the mirror would survive re-entry. It would make an interesting flying red hot saucer!"

The worlds biggest solar wok?

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"social distancing"

The 1-2m social distancing is based on people not taking other precautions. Once you are geared up to work in a clean room, the social distancing thing is almost moot, just make sure proper masks are part of the gear.

Twitter admits 130 A-lister accounts compromised to promote Bitcoin scam after 'social engineering' attack

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Re: Your passwords are safe - phew!

I think your moniker is appropriate in this case. The paragraph you quote explains how an account can be hijacked. That's not quite the same as Twitter staff being able to send a Tweet as anyone whenever they feel like it, nor does it state anywhere that the customers email accounts were hijacked. It quite clearly states that anyone with access to the control panel can CHANGE the users notification email address AND turn off 2FA, thus allowing said person to then change the Twitter account password. The ONLY account compromised is the Twitter account and it can't be put back "as it was", hiding the tracks of the hijacker so no, Twitter staff can't just pretend to be any account holder at a whim.

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Re: Your passwords are safe - phew!

"Twitter staff can send tweets from anyone's account as if the account owner had sent them."

Did you read the article? It seems more like the red veil of rage descended before you got to the end then came here to vent.

Black hole destroys corona

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Re: Matter is only +ve and -ve

Technically true, but without further context the standard assumption when referring to "the speed of light" is in a constant, unchanging medium.

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Re: Boggle of the Day

"They just mean it's quite intelligent."

A stable genius?

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"I think that the paradox is less than it sounds. While the BH is a BH then you see the infalling effect, and it takes infinitely long for an object to fall in. If your BH evaporates, then the infinite time effect stops applying and you see a huge mass."

So, as we approach the heat death of the universe, only b;ack holes will be left with most of the mass of the universe "accreted" to their event horizons. As the only attractors left in the universe, they all eventually merge until that final evaporation and all the matter "stuck" the event horizon suddenly re-appears in "normal" space with a huge bang?

Here's why your Samsung Blu-ray player bricked itself: It downloaded an XML config file that broke the firmware

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Re: Defnitely now

I mostly agree with you. Yes, they are fixing it for "free". But the user will be without their kit for likely at least 2 weeks on top of the time since it happened. Whether it's in or out of warranty is moot since Samsung caused the borkage in the first place by their own deliberate, if accidental, actions. Not only should they fix it, they should be offering something tangible by way of apology. In most jurisdictions I suspect the courts would find in favour of the customer if it came to that, and Samsung know that so they are doing the minimum they can get away with.

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Re: @Ashto5 - Thanks Guys

Amazon Kindle "WhisperNet". No ethernet cable, no WiFo password.

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"You'd have thought they might have learned something from the kicking they got over that. Apparently not."

Not surprising. Samsung is an enormous conglomerate. The division doing BluRay players is effectively a different company to the one doing laptops.

When Apollo met Soyuz: 45 years ago, Americans and Russians played together nicely... IN SPAAAAACE

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Re: LOL, and what if it's all a hoax?

"Capricorn One"

Thank you! I ALWAYS get the film titles of Hanger 17 and Capricorn One mixed up in my head. I know which one I mean by storyline but still mange to confuse the titles for some reason.

(And yes, 18, not 17, d'oh)

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Re: LOL, and what if it's all a hoax?

"a little before the events, accidentally stumbling upon what was probably a huge moon stage, with odd film gear and a Black ceiling,"

This was a fictional film. It's called Hanger 17. Have a look for it. Everything else you mention is either debunked or or just outright ridiculous. Clearly you are not old enough to have witnessed it nor clever enough to realise a conspiracy on the world wide level you are claiming simply isn't possible. Anyone with the gear could receive the signals and tell the direction they were coming from and work it out from the timings there from the orbit of the moon.

US military whips out credit card for unmanned low-Earth-orbit outpost prototype (aka a repurposed ISS cargo pod)

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Re: Look over at China

"Last month I read this, there hasn't been a suitable article from elReg, this will have to do for my rant:"

You know you can "Create a New Topic" and if anyone finds it interesting, they can read it and comment without having to hijack some barely related story.

Oh deer! Scotland needs some tech smarts to help monitor its rampant herbivore populations

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Re: Why "technology"

It's bound to involve drones. All the cool kids are doing them these days.

How much does high grade satellite imagery cost these days and is it good enough for the job?

No, I don't mean they should launch their own. There are plenty of commercial options already up there.

See you after the commercial breakdown: Cert expiry error message more entertaining than the usual advert tripe

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a brief technical issue

No it feckin' wasn't! It was human admin error!

Forget about Wipro chairman saying no one would lose their job due to COVID-19: UK staff told they're facing redundancy

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"showing what loyalty towards wage slaves means."

Well, a 0.1% increase really doesn't look like a a decent growth. Someone has to cut corners if the next round of bonuses are to be paid for.

Everything must go! Distributors clear shelves of ALL notebooks in Q2, even ones gathering dust over last 12 months

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Re: Still plenty of good used laptops on eBay

...and if it's not ChromeBooks, it's iPads (also essentially *nix, based Darwin). We've delivered 1000's upon 1000's of both in the last year alone to education..

Imagine surviving WW3, rebuilding computers, opening up GitHub's underground vault just to relive JavaScript

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current generation?

"expressed skepticism that anyone beyond the current generation will ever find the code useful."

Hmmm, so he'll be releasing all his corporate code over 25 years old then? No, thought not.

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Re: Without kit it's crap

"for boot/usage instructions., just visit archive.org"

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Re: No binaries over 100KB

"How to build a computer out of rocks"

We still can't boot Stonehenge up!

FYI Russia is totally hacking the West's labs in search of COVID-19 vaccine files, say UK, US, Canada cyber-spies

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"narcissist meglomaniac psychopaths."

You probably meant sociopaths, but I think psychopaths works too.

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Re: US... ...why

I can only assume that English isn't your first language. I'm really struggling to work out what you are saying and if there any points in it.

Privacy Shield binned after EU court rules transatlantic data protection arrangements 'inadequate'

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Re: Not quite the world

Isn't it the case that there are "special considerations" in terms of laws and the constitution within 100 miles of borders or entry points? And that the vast majority of US citizens live in those zones, ie within 100 miles of physical borders or airports considered as a "point of entry".

UK mobile network Vodafone channels its inner stroppy teen, begs government to cancel upcoming 5G auction

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Re: Don't like the terms, don't bid.

"Can you imagine telling someone on eBay that they need to change the terms of their auction to suit you? Nah, me neither."

If there's only 3 bidders and the two biggest are threatening to withdraw from the bidding leaving one to bid really low, then yeah, you might consider it.

Anyone for a round of Ging Gang Goolie? Solar Orbiter probe snaps little 'campfires' flickering on Sun's surface

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Re: Fascinating

"This is rapidly becoming the little probe that could."

Not really. It's nowhere near it's design limits yet. "the little probe that could" is implying that it's working beyond it's limits.

Nvidia watches Brit upstart Graphcore swing into rear-view mirror waving beastly second-gen AI chip hardware

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Re: Article title misleading...

Depends. If you're driving flat out in your souped up Ford Cosworth with all the trimmings, and what you just saw in the rear view mirror is an F1 Ferrari, it might mean something.

ReactOS hits a milestone – actually hiring a full-time developer. And we've got our talons on the latest build to see what needs fixing

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Re: Personally...

what is "modern"? I hope you don't mean the current MS idea of "Modern" :-p

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But can they defend against an army of MS sharks lawyers? As we have seen time and time again with patent trolls, it's often easier and cheaper to "settle" than to fight.

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I've been re-visiting Amiga-land via FS-UAE recently and it's still impressive what it could do that Windows never was and still isn't able to do. Once you get the uaegfx and picasso96 drivers sorted, it's remarkable usable even today. From what I've been reading, AmigaOS has been improved with a number of releases since the WB3.1 I've been reminiscing with. I especially like the way and device or directory can be ASSIGNed a name and referred to by that. Something Windows now tries to do and something *nix-land does in a different and less convenient way.

Anyway, all that aside, I shall be downloading the latest ReactOS to see if it's now usable. ISTR it was very fast last time I looked at, just a bit unstable and not quite ready. I don't have great demands of a Windows OS so it might well be good enough for the few things I'd like it for.

SoftBank: Oi, we paid $32bn for you, when are you going to strong-Arm some more money out of your customers?

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Re: SoftBank bought a goose that lays golden eggs...

"I don't understand why the money men are so stupid."

From their own perspective, they are not stupid. They got the cash from the cow and then moved onto the next cash cow. They don't lose out when the previous cash cow dies.

Twitter says hack of key staff led to celebrity, politician, biz account hijack mega-spree

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Re: Working from Home

"Assume most Twitter Admins working from home, so remote access a given."

And IIRC, wasn't Twitter one of the first big social media companies to announce the work from home will be a permanent feature of their work practices now? I'd like to think this means they take security very seriously and that maybe Twitter is a mature and grown-up company these days rather than the immature start-up run by recent university graduates with a "good idea" and the gift of the gab where VCs are concerned, running the operation on a wing and a prayer.

Report: CIA runs secret cyberwar with little oversight after Trump gave the OK, say US government officials

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Re: It's a good thing

"This is a problem that may well solve itself once the "targets" start shooting back."

You're a bit late to the party!

Trump gloats, telcos weep, and China is furious: How things stand following UK's decision to rip out Huawei

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Re: A sad day

"Another thought: If U.K. is offering citizenship (or at least the path thereto) to Hong Kongers (which I loudly applaud), is this going to further taint what remains of U.K./China relations?"

It already has. China are not happy about it. China have been pushing the boundaries for quite some while now and finally countries other than their immediate or nearby neighbours are starting to sit up and take notice.

Apple and Google, take note: Newly enacted EU law aims to protect developers from arbitrary decisions of tech giants

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We have asked Apple

Hahahahahahahahahh!

Gets back up off floor and checks calendar. Nope, still not April 1st. It's only March the 137th.

With another NHS overhaul in the offing, £200m up for grabs in northern England for pretty much anything related to IT

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Re: We already have all the consultants we need

Have consulted with oner find out? Or were the fees to much for you?

USA ends Hong Kong's special treatment, crimping flow of tech to territory

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"If Winnie The Pooh wanted HK to keep getting special treatment, he shouldn't have broken international law and effectively seized it."

You can't seize or annexe what you already own. "All" he's done is renege on a treaty. It's not good, especially for the people of HK, but it's nothing that another orange tinged Pooh Bear shaped world leader hasn't also done recently (admittedly with less dire consequences). Anyone watching knew this would happen eventually. The only surprise to me is that it's taken this long.

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