* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Square Kilometre Array signs off on construction plans – UK last holdout before building phase begins

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Re: I've been hearing about the square kilometer array for so long

I was of a similar mind, then I read the bit about sovereign nations signing treaties...

Airbus drone broke up in-flight because it couldn’t handle Australian weather

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Re: Are they not aware of winds and wind shear?

"real deployment is going to be from places slightly more populous."

With an "up to" 90 day flight time and being very, very delicate, most places you want them will not have suitable launch conditions frequently enough so you'll probably launch from somewhere likely to have nearly constant, or at least predictable, calm weather and then just fly to the required part of the world.

Amazon bean-counter, her husband, father-in-law cough up $2.6m after SEC collars them on insider-trading rap

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Re: Personal v Public

Yes. And No. A lot depended on what the Govt. was going to do, how they were planning on tackling it, whether there would be a lockdown, which businesses or industries would be shutdown, how transportation might be affected. The Government publicly played it down while privately talking about plans for a shutdown. We, the p[ebs could try to make guesses, but the publicly available information from the Government was very misleading in the early days.

Windows to become emulation layer atop Linux kernel, predicts Eric Raymond

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Re: Sadly... this is the beginning of the end

"You didn't mention a video camera. I'll be angry if this happens and there's no video camera involved."

You'll probably want a second video camera too. You know, to like, er, video it as well. The first video camera should be one of those early VHS "portable" ones, for extra effect during the insertion.

Spain's highway agency is monitoring speeding hotspots using bulk phone location data

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Re: M.L.O.C.

Apart from what others have said, you seem, in 3) and 4) to be justifying the use of lane 2 as the "normal" running lane even when lane 1 is empty despite the Highway Code (law!) rule 264 stating:

“You should always drive in the left-hand lane when the road ahead is clear.

If you are overtaking a number of slow-moving vehicles, you should return to the left-hand lane as soon as you are safely past.”

Also, laws introduced in 2013 give police officers the power to hand out on-the-spot fines of £100 and three penalty points

The bit about debris impinging into lane and being "invisible" at night is specious. The odds are incredibly low based on my experience of driving up to 70,000 miles per year for the last 25 years.

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Re: Perhaps the answer...

"...it to install average speed checks everywhere. With the exception of a few Audi/Mercedes drivers with special speedos, most people stick to speed limits or close enough to them in average speed check stretches. Yes they might float a couple of MPH over but thats within tolerance, over all its safer."

On "smart" motorways, when reduced speed limits are active, I notice that you end up with all lanes doing the same speed, apart from when lorries are using all but the outside lane. The outside lane tends to bunch up more and there are more tailgaters. I don't know if that's safer, but it doesn't always feel so.

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Re: Turn off the phone

Already sorted

The eCall initiative aims to deploy a device installed in all vehicles that will automatically dial 112 in the event of a serious road accident, and wirelessly send airbag deployment and impact sensor information, as well as GPS or Galileo coordinates to local emergency agencies.

The deployment of eCall devices was made mandatory in all new cars sold in the European Union on 1 April 2018.[8][9][10]

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Re: Railway Lines?

"Last time I returned from a visit the traffic in the UK looked similar .. on the A3 most folk drove on the right, and on the M25 they drove on the right and over/undertook on the left albeit with less courtesy than the Spanish."

I do about 1000 miles per week in the UK. Have done for years. The Middle Lane Owners Club seems to have markedly increased its membership since lockdown has eased and the roads are heading back to "normal".

All those ‘teleworking is the new normal’ predictions? Not so much, say bosses

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I guess the downvoter didn't watch the news during the BLM protests when Trump quite clearly tried to pressure States to deploy the National Guard and actually did deploy National Guard to "protect" federal buildings and clear protesters away for a photo-op.

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"Was I misinformed when my friend told me that soldiers would be deployed to police mask wearing if the police couldn't cope."

Yes, sadly you were misinformed by your friend. I'm sure if you try hard you can find the actual statement on the web somewhere and get the facts first hand instead hearsay "from a friend"

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And yet they've never even suggested that. Trump, on the other hand, has made that threat, or "offer" to cities and states, as he would put it.

First-world problems: The pumpkin spice latte is here, but the Starbucks loyalty card app has wiped my balance

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Re: Wow 1% discount

Coincidently, my wife just pointed to a £16.99 coffee machine at Aldi due ion on Oct 4th, that's cost of 7 Starbucks brown drinks! Does pods and loose ground coffee, and makes it in a travel mug. The damn thing even has a timer so you can set it before you go to bed. I'm actually quite tempted to try one at that price. It takes a lot less room on the kitchen bench than my existing filter/espresso machine.

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Re: Wow 1% discount

"if you're getting a coffee on your way to work each morning then it equates to a free coffee about once a month."

That's in the order of 250 coffees per year totalling £625. You could buy a nice coffee machine and quite a lot of decent quality coffee beans/grounds for that and just get up 10 minutes earlier so you don't need to show everyone how important and busy you are by drinking chain coffee while rushing for your bus/train and giving said chain free advertising on the branded cup.

First they came for chess, then Go... and now, oh for crying out loud, AI systems can beat us at curling

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Terminator

AI systems can beat us at curling

Next, it'll be football.

GIVE ME THE BALL. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY

Commentator: That Ed-209 was a good buy for the Tottenham Terminators.

Alphabet promises to no longer bung tens of millions of dollars to alleged sex pest execs who quit mid-probe

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Re: Alphabet has promised to spend $310m on programs

Not to mention that what the policies, statements and programs might say, the truth on the ground is usually quite different. eg see "Mission Statements"

Error-bnb: Techies scramble to fix Airbnb website bug that let strangers read each others' account messages

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FAIL

Funny how...

...it's always "a small subset of users". Especially when the "small subset" is many 1000's of people and sometimes they eventually admit it was most if not all of their userbase.

Microsoft claims to love open source – this alleged leak of Windows XP code is probably not what it had in mind, tho

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Re: Shared code base

"It's a Pandora's box"

No it's not. At least Pandoras box contained Hope :-)

Brexit travel permits designed to avoid 7,000-lorry jams come January depend on software that won't be finished till April

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No one seems to be talking about other ports.

Are there plans in place for other ports? Hull comes to mind. Queues along the A63/M62 all the way to Liverpool? Now THAT would be a North South divide!

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Re: Scaremongering

"Lets see how they like drivers answering the call of nature on the side of their roads !!"

The new name for Calais, Little Paris :-)

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Re: COVID-19 contact-tracing app + Truck Queue

Most trucks are a tad longer than 2m. They also usually a bit wider than 2m.

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Re: More queues?

"Generally, the Govt isn't great at getting software right even when they've taken years over it. There's no way this shower of incompetents is going to get it right by April, much less months before (when it's actually needed)"

Shirley all they have to do is an agile sprint through the waterfall and straight into the scrum and roberts your dads brother! Slap a QR sticker on it and rush to market with it. The QA team, ie the end users, will be only too happy to help out with any minor issues.

Big US election coming up, security is vital and, oh look... a federal agency just got completely pwned for real

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Especially of you ROT13 the message, twice for good measure, before sending it.

Bennu Jerry's, anyone? OSIRIS-REx probe to attempt 3 scoops of asteroid next month before bringing samples home

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Boffin

It's the compulsory archaeology survey that is carried out before construction starts.

Help! My printer won't print no matter how much I shout at it!

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Lots of great stories, as usual...

...but no one has noticed that "John" was a bit crap at his job.

Step 1 - clear print queue

Step 2 - send test print

Step 3 - ping the printer.

WTF? Where is Step 0? Check the fscking printer first!!! Odds are that anything but the cheapest, nastiest printer will have some kind of status display. Why destroy the users print queue when it's almost certainly going to be a paper jam or paper out?

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Re: Out of tree error

"Well where does paper ultimately come from?"

Various chemicals in the ground plus a some sunlight?

(Oops, you said "ultimately, so that would be the Big Bang then, the source of all things!)

We're not getting back with Galileo, UK govt tells The Reg, as question marks sprout above its BS*

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Re: European Union

Yes, the UK can do all those things right now. But they can't go into effect until the current legally agreed deal has timed out or been superceded. That's how trade deals and treaties work. The alternative would have been to not make a deal, ie the transition period, go straight to WTC rules last year and whatever other trade deals we could manage at short notice.

You're sounding rather like one of those hard Brexiteers who think the UK should have ripped up the EU membership agreement the morning after the referendum and boldly struck out on our own with no deals, no trade agreements and fuck all credibility after rescinding a legally binding treaty.

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Re: European Union

There's no inconsistency. Brexit has happened. We are no longer members and have no (or at least very little) influence. What we have is a temporary trade and travel agreement with a fixed expiry date.

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Re: Oh Hello

"Oddly you say lost cause when it looks pretty solid that we are leaving the EU at the end of this year. "

We already left last year. Or are you time traveller from 2019?

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Re: European Union

Maybe you missed it, but we already left. Possibly you are confused by the deal agreed to have a 12 month transition period whereby we'd keep the current trade and travel arrangements in place while some sort of deal is hammered out. Or not.

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Re: European Union

"a place reputed to be business and trade friendly and a strong ballast against the more socialist members."

The FinCen documents attest to that. To the Extent that the US, privately, sees London as being as bad as Cyprus for money laundering!

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Re: European Union

"there's no consistency and there's zero good faith, two things the EU hás been showing."

Not quite. The EUs initial negotiating position was for the UK to get a trade deal we'd have to follow all the rules as if we were still a member. Not helped by the UK not seeming to have anyone capable or experienced at negotiating.

England's COVID-tracking app finally goes live after 6 months of work – including backpedal on how to handle data

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Re: Just in time for the second wave and new movement restrictions

If not in a priority group, find a local pharmacy that does the flu jab, book an appointment and pay your £20 or whatever. It's the free ones from your GP that are being prioritised. My wife is over 60 and has hers booked for this Saturday morning at the GPs. I'm under 60 and was told I can't book a free one at the GPs surgery.

TikTok seeks injunction to halt Trump ban, claims it would break America's own First and Fifth Amendments

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Re: All Data Belongs To Us

"This is about trying to destroy a platform where kids regularly post videos insulting the cheeto-faced, tiny-fingered, ferret-wearing shitgibbon."

Damn! Are you trying to get The Reg banned in the US?

It's the year of Linux on the... ThinkPad as Lenovo extends out-of-the-box Ubuntu support to nearly 30 machines

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No, but it's still tempting.

Tesla to build cars made of batteries and hit $25k price tag about three years down the road

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Re: Applefying the car

I have that same car now and doing 56mph with the lorries down the motorway, 70mpg is quite easily doable.

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Re: Applefying the car

I believe it's the difference between a gallon of ale and a gallon of wine. The US chose one as their default gallon and we chose the other although I don't remember which. No doubt the answer is on the intertubes somewhere,

Onwards! To the airport and adventure! And this rather lachrymose Linux screen

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Re: well, obviously.

Well, I suppose even Linus has mellowed a bit in recent years :-)

.uk registry operator Nominet responds to renewed criticism – by silencing its critics

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Re: ICO

"a Rees-Mogg or any of the rest of the rogues gallery running the internet in the UK?"

OMG no! We'll have to learn semaphore to communicate and female connectors will have to wear long skirts!

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"If it keeps her away from other things I'd consider it a win."

$deity, NOooooo!!!!!!

Can you imagine the Govt. taking over Nominet? Step one: Massive increase in bureaucracy. Step 2: Oh look, financial problems mumble mumble, COVID-19...lets increase domain fees.

Ancient telly borked broadband for entire Welsh village

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Re: Similar thing happened near me

Maybe they are inferring that a woman-made device would not have been so crap?

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Re: Ha!

MY spectrum is green!

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Re: We still use a CRT television

"FYI, many of the appliance cover sales calls are scammers, from the few I've spoken to, I suspect the major (legit) appliance cover providers have suffered data leaks..."

They have. Or the chancers are getting better. When they call me, if they have the correct make of whatever, I always tell them I don't have that whatever any more and the new one is $some_other_make. Within a few weeks I'll get a call about my $some_other_make whatever. Then I rinse and repeat. Strangely, I've not had any of those calls for over a year now!

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Re: I suspect...

Yes, once it's been seeded they tend to come in batches.

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"Oh noes! Flower? Flour. Bugger!"

I Was At The Reading Station.

Was I reading a book or waiting for a train in a town in Berkshire?

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Re: More to the point

And in spoken word rather than written or typed, there's the ones who pronounce, with great authority, that their "whiffy" is just fine. Like those rare souls years ago who said "stee-rio"

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Re: More to the point

" I have seen a female technician up a telegraph pole at least once."

Fnarr Fnarr!

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Re: 18 months?

"There's a lot of crap comes in from China with the CE symbol "

There are two remarkably similar CE marks. One means it's supposed to be made to certain safe standards, the other means it's another China Export.

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Re: Use it up,

"Well that would put lead in his pencil."

Marginally better than Vaseline glass!

MP promises to grill UK.gov over revelations that Uber handed '2,000 pieces' of user data to London cops a year

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Police support Ubers appeal?

Why would any Police organisation, or "unit" support Ubers appeal? Surely at best, Police should only ever be objecting or not objecting? It's not the place of Police to support any commercial organisation, be it a taxi operator or a pub. They should be consulted and if necessary lodge an objection to a licence application, but that is all.

Future airliners will run on hydrogen, vows Airbus as it teases world-plus-dog with concept designs

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Re: “four times more voluminous"

"Finally - economics. “Cost” relative to dollars is a misnomer. The deeper truth is to count everything in terms of our primary energy source. Today, that is fossil fuel, which means *by definition* the cost of a barrel of oil is one barrel of oil. The true cost of a barrel oil was exactly the same in 1950 as 1974 as 2000 as 2020. It costs a barrel of oil. What has changed is that the dollar has become worth less."

Surely the cost of a $unit of energy is the amount of work/effort that goes into producing it? The barrel of oil from 1950 was generally a lot cheaper in effort to produce than one from a 2020 deep sea platform.

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