* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Did Arthur C. Clarke call it right? Water spotted in Moon's sunlit Clavius crater by NASA telescope

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Re: Nuclear waste dump.

"The only problem I see, is we don't have Eagles. At least not yet."

Who knows what his Muskiness has on the drawing boards in his secret lair!

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Re: Sunlit side?

On the other hand, he may simply be referring to any part which gets sunlight because previously it was theorised that if there was water on the Moon it could only exist in places in permanent shade. The sunny parts is one "side" at a time, although of course what is the sunlit "side" is constantly move around the entire circumference.

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Re: Sunlit side?

"There is no Dark Side."

Pink Floyd would like a word with you :-)

UK mapping agency the Ordnance Survey is heading into gaming territory with £6m tender for dev team

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Re: Imagine the possibilities....

Ah, you mean SimCity, with nobs on?

A cautionary tale of virtual floppies and all too real credentials

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*CAT for a disk catalogue

(Ex BBC user here :-))

If you suddenly can't print to your HP Printer from your Mac, you're not alone: Code security cert snafu blamed

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Re: Malware scanners...

I was referring to main thrust of the OPs post about AV compnaies regularly spaffing many, many users systems by mistaking crucial windows files as malware and auto-deleting/quarentining them.

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Re: Malware scanners...

And all was absolutely and correctly blamed on the AV suppliers. If you want to be in the business of AV, you CANNOT afford false positives in any part of the automated removal process. You MUST make the quarantining or removal something the user has to decide on if your automated system isn't 100% correct.

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Re: jerry rig

I've seen jerri rig, jerry rig and jury rig, but never dury rig.

It seems to originate from the days of sail and has nothing to do with the Daily Heil or nazism, which it seems you are implying.

RIAA DMCAs GitHub into nuking popular YouTube video download tool, says it's used to slurp music

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Joke

Does it work on Linux?

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Re: Freedom of thought and freedom of speech...

"In any event, YouTube needs to list the licence terms associated with videos because you can upload under Creative Commons. With their help it would be trivial to add a licence check by default to make the RIAA piss right off."

And from the article "YouTube Standard license, which expressly restricts access to copyrighted works only for streaming on YouTube"

I don't recall ever seeing a clear and obvious link to any licencing terms on YT videos, either on YT itself and most certainly not on YT vids embedded on other site such this fine site.

'This was bigger than GNOME and bigger than just this case.' GNOME Foundation exec director talks patent trolls and much, much more

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Re: Move to Wayland?

"Rendering local to the user, which is what X does, is a nicer result."

Not to mention that you can run a remote GUI program on a local machine without the overhead of an entire desktop GUI running on the remote machine, especially when you want every last bit of CPU grunt dedicated to your task. Why would I want a whole remote desktop in a local window anyway? I know some people do that, but I don't see a use case for me. Same as the Wayland folk can't seem to understand or take into account my usage methods.

NHS COVID-19 contact tracing app is leaving some unable to access government self-isolation grants

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It's one or the other, but as always, some people don't bother to learn and understand the rules and use their faulty interpretations.

Just look at DBS certificates (previously CRB) My work sometimes takes me into schools, where I'm invariably asked if if have one. I do, because our company pays out for them to done/renewed as required, but we don't need them. We are never left unsupervised with children, let alone the SAME children on at least two occasions within two weeks as per the rules, but schools are in CYA mode and insist we have a cert. One school even insisted they had to see mine. I told them no. Here's the Cert No., phone up and check if you must but you have no legal right to physically see it. They got antsy about it but did whatever they do to check the Cert No. and very grudgingly agreed that all they need to know was that I was not prohibited from working there. Whether I was a reformed mass murderer wasn't relevant and they didn't need to know :-)

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In my case, it works as advertised, no idea why it doesn't for you. But yes, the underlying Goole/Apple API generates the warnings but at different trigger points to what the NHS has set, hence the sending of the relevant data to the NHS servers and response back to the phone indicating an actual exposure risk. The problem seems to be the inability of the "wrapper" app to suppress the API notices. Clearly the fix was too hard for the devs, so they changed the server app to send out a message telling us to ignore the first message.

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Paris Hilton

The Scene: Parliamentary Resaurant

Excuse me Sir/Madame, please scan the QR code or give me your name and phone number for track and trace purposes.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!!!!!

Paris, because show knows who she is!

Fancy a steaming portion of Kentucky Fried Bork? A fingerlickin' flub that's pure poultry in motion

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Re: USB stick left in?

Not normally, so far as I've seen. If the USB has a higher boot priority than the HDD, it either boots from the USB device or it falls through to the next bootable device in the boot priority list in the BIOS config and may eventually end up at "No boot device found, please insert bootable media" or something like that.

The engineer lurking behind the curtain: Musical monitors on a meagre IT budget

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Remember when some PCs had 2-digit 7 segment LED displays to show the clock speed? I'm sure most of us, at some point, spotted all the jumpers and had some fun changing them for unsuspecting users or colleagues.

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"Compared to those, computers are straightforward."

Clearly you have never met the misbehaving computer that works perfectly when the expensive to call out nasty man with the screw driver and hammer turns up.

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I had a college many years ago who's PC died and he got a new one and was soooo proud of the fact that it was one of those new fangled Pentium thingies that he used the flying text screensaver to brag to everyone within sight. The text was simple enough, "Pentium 60!!!".

Shortly after getting this new behemoth, he took a day off. He came back to a room full of displays, except his, showing "Pentium 75!!!" and was told he wasn't getting a new PC because his had only recently been replaced. There was two whole days of sulking before he found out the awful truth that screensavers can lie :-)

Thought the FBI were the only ones able to unlock encrypted phones? Pretty much every US cop can get the job done

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Re: Suicide rates and gun ownership

LOL, very good. Although I see my post has attracted the attention of a couple of people with a sense of humour by-pass :-)

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Re: @Adelio

"That's why I have nukes for home defense"

Is that you Lord Leto? Or are you Baron Harkonan?

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Re: Suicide rates and gun ownership

I wonder if ammunition rather than gun control might be palatable?

Maybe the powder charge could be restricted to 1% of current levels and the projectile part of the bullet might have materials restrictions, eg no lead, no metal, no rigid plastics allowed etc. Maybe form a new group to fight for this, the National Executive for Restricting Fun Guns, Or NERF Gun for short.

ISS air leakage fixed in time for crew handover, thanks to floating teabag

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New airlock?

We once had a door replaced in the middle of winter. It was feckin cold while it was being fitted. I hope the ISS has some way to keep the heat in while they add this new one.

The insulated, air tight one --------------->

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I'm sure the Russians could modify a Samovar. Or just wait for some Motie Watchmakers to come along and do it instead.

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Re: Earl grey or english breakfast?

"Do you need a tea cosy in space?"

I haven't investigated,

Clearly you need to write that up as a proposal. You could try for the next tranche of ESA'nauts heading for the ISS, or if you can't afford to take a few months off work, try for a NASA "quickie" in SpaceShip2.

Congrats, Meg Whitman, another multi-billion-dollar write-off for the CV: Her web vid upstart Quibi implodes

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Re: Money For Nothing And Your Flicks For Free

"Mind you they seem to be a bit bored with it lately, I suppose there's only so much of that sort of thing you can watch, even at their age."

That's the great thing when your target audience is kids. When this years kids grow out of it, there's always next years kids to lure in.

FYI: NASA appears to have scooped dirt from an asteroid 200 million miles away and plans to bring it back home

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Re: We're all doomed I tell ya!

Or Quatermass

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Re: Conspiracies you say?

Yes, keeping it free of contamination is pretty much the number one priority. Not because it might introduce an incurable plague to humanity (we already have one thanks, try next door!) but they need to make sure the sample is not contaminated by anything earthly which could ruin the science.

Let’s check in with that 30,000-job $10bn Trump-Foxconn Wisconsin plant. Wow, way worse than we'd imagined

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Re: El Reg becoming political now ?

And where would we be without Oracle? Or HP/Autonomy? Some stories just go on forever!

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Re: El Reg becoming political now ?

"The MSM has simply become a propaganda machine for whoever pulls the strings."

Phrases like that tend to point you out as a Trump supporter. Or is Trumps constant badgering having an effect on you? Does this prove "advertising" works? Or is all just a Big Lie?

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Re: El Reg becoming political now ?

"Just because an article points out stuff that you don't like doesn't mean the substance is untrue or biased."

Of course it is! That's the fundamental tenet of the cult of Trump. If you don't like it or disagree with it then it's fake news.

2020 hasn't been all bad – a new Raspberry Pi Compute Module is here

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Re: Forgotten memories

"However, would you really use netboot with such a device that may or may not have a connection at any give time?"

Absolutely, yes!! We need more of them like that out there to keep the Bok! Bork! Bork series of articles running and the author in beer tokens :-)

Autonomy founder Mike Lynch's US extradition hearing will be in February 2021

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Re: Trumpian Moneybags

high levels of the US government seem readily swayed to do the bidding of private financial players party contributors.

FTFY

Gamers are replacing Bing Maps objects in Microsoft Flight Simulator with rips from Google Earth

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Re: Why?

"it's a sign of how far we've come that we're able to nitpick over how a flight sim is rendering individual buildings in what could at first glance quite easily pass as a photo of the real world if you didn't know in advance what it was you were looking at."

The first flight sim I played was on a TRS-80 with 128x48 screen resolution. Yeah, we've moved on a bit! :-)

And there was the 4 colour, 320x200 CGA graphics on the early PCs.

Quick thinking and an explanation for everything – key CTO qualities

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Re: Terrifying video wall

"something you want to see when you're standing so close to a 30 metre wide screen..."

Wow! Talk about falling down the rabbit hole!

Linux 5.10 to make Year 2038 problem the Year 2486 problem

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"Us system programming types used binary. Years up to 65,535 in two bytes, no problem. Even one byte got you past 2200 with a 1970 epoch."

I once wrote a video rental management system back in the early 80s and I couldn't afford a whole byte for the year, let alone two! Even then, I knew the system would not be in use in 10 years time (it wasn't!) so used 4 bits each for month and year, 5 bits for the day and the remaining three bits for rental status. Film titles were stored using a limited uppercase, numbers + some symbols character set using 6 bits per character and a couple of functions to convert a data string into the simple compression format. Storage was a pair of 180KB floppies and only 48K RAM to play with (or whatever was left after LDOS loaded on a TRS-80.)

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Re: Imagine the noise in here...

In some cases, I'd be shocked if they fixed it 17 years after it became a problem! (Yes, I'm cognisant of the open source bugs that lay hidden for decades in current software so not throwing stones hard enough to break glass)

Top doctors slam Google for not backing up incredible claims of super-human cancer-spotting AI

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Re: claimed that most of the components in the model are open to the public already

There seems to be more and more of the wealthy Brexit proponents who heavily backed Brexit with cash and resources who, having achieved their aims, seem to be now leaving these shores to set up home in warmer climes, often tax havens.

PS, no that downvote wasn't me. I don't know if you are Brexit supporter or wealthy :-)

Samsung aims boot at Apple's decision not to bundle a charger in with the iPhone 12, foot ends up in mouth

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"I think it about time the phone manufacturers got together and come up with a standard for fast charging they all adopt, and then that can truly avoid creating unnecessary e-waste."

Won't happen. Ever. The EU strongly suggested the phone manufactures get together and agree a charging connector standard. Eventually the EU made them do it because they couldn't agree, and chose for them.

The vid-confs drinking game: Down a shot of brandy every time someone titters 'Sorry, I was on mute'

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Re: Me and the wife have a problem....

"You, sir, are about to make a number of friends."

But no more than 6 of course!

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Re: Alternate reality

Relatives in Canada complain about the deer getting into the garden. Apparently deer shit is not good for your roses.

When you're On Call, only you can hear the silence of the clicks

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Re: Well Worded Oncall Agreement

Possibly financial. Airport parking could be more expensive than the taxi fare and the parking might be some way from where you need to be so might even take longer than a taxi dropping you off at the front entrance.

After Trump, Congress, Supreme Court Justice hit out at tech giants' legal immunity, now FCC boss wants to stick his oar in, too

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Re: one sided view points

"to summarize. democrats approve of censoring others point of view as long as it's not theirs that is being censored. par for the course for the hypocrites that are also known as asses aka donkeys."

Pot, kettle, black. See Trump and his screams of "fake news" for anything he doesn't agree with. Is it one sided when both side do the same?

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Re: @Jake held accountable

"Biden legally lost the right to those emails when he forgot to pick up his laptop."

eh...what? So if I accidentality leave something somewhere, it's fair game to anyone who finds it? Dunnoi about in the USA, but here in the UK that would be theft. If it's not yours and you take it without permission with no intention to attempt to trace the owner and return it, no matter where you find it, that's theft. That includes leaving something at a repair shop.

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Re: @Jake You miss the larger picture.

Twitter and Facebook just blocked a NY Post story which revealed allegations that Joe Biden knew about Hunter Biden's business and how he made money off his father's role as VP.

Literally the smoking gun which also detailed that Joe Biden was also involved.

While I am not going to detail the story, or its veracity...

OMG!!!!! How are the NY Post [Times? which?] going to get that story out now? Surely there must be some sort of alternate news channel a newspaper could use instead being blocked by those dastardly multinational social media platforms!!!!

If you can see this headline, you're certainly not reading it on Twitter: All tweets, notifications vanish

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Re: Is it too much to ask?

Are you trying to make Trumps head explode? Not that I'm judging, that may be a good or bad thing depending on your point of view.

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Re: Another billion vacuous Twitter sycophants

In living memory, at least here in the UK, you could post a letter, 1st class, and if it was addressed to the same town or at least handled by the same sorting office and before lunchtime, they'd receive it in the afternoon post, same day. Next day to the rest of the mainland UK except maybe some parts of the Highlands of Scotland.

Of course, now that people don't use the postal service so much it's been pared to the bone and is less of an alternative.

US Supreme Court Justice flames lower courts for giving 'sweeping immunity' to Facebook, YouTube, etc when it comes to harmful content

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Re: Publishers?

To some extent, yes, but they are "editing" after the fact. Which should keep the lawyers in new yachts for a while.

Vivaldi heads back to '80s with a pixel-pushing release of its Chromium-based browser

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Browsers are bloated enough as it is...

...without adding crap we can get elsewhere if we want it.

We bought a knockoff Lego launchpad kit from China for our Saturn V rocket so you don't have to

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Re: I have been a LEGO fan since I was born

"You can still buy boxes of what is termed Classic LEGO,"

I didn't see a price as I was in a hurry, but Morrisons supermarket have fairly large boxes of "classic" lego in store now.

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Re: I am disapoint

One (small) step at a time.

....onto a Lego brick. In bare feet!

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