* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Voyager 2 is back online after eight months of radio silence

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Re: You know you need coffee when..

"..you read the headline and think "How did they upgrade the ariel on Voyager?'"

See next weeks On Call :-)

Alibaba trying to take China’s Singles Day shopping frenzy global to make Bezos & Co look like sales small fry

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Re: Not a great day...

But the article is about using a local "special" day, worldwide, hence the potential issue. It's like promoting Xmas Sales in non-Christian countries. It happens, but it doesn't always go down well.

Apple on the hook for another $503m in decade-long VirnetX patent rip-off legal marathon

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Re: Stupid System

Yes, clearly, from yours and other posts, I'm not the only one thinking this. Surely "grounds for appeal" should include substantive reasons and/or new evidence, not just "we don't like the result". And likewise, as seen in some other cases, holding back evidence you should have used, but kept in reserve in case you lost so as to just the appeal needs to be stamped on to. It seems many of these big litigants seem to put forward just what evidence they think they need to win specifically so as to have something "new" for an appeal. What happened to "the truth, the WHOLE truth and nothing but the truth"?

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Re: On the hook for infringing them while they were valid??

Maybe, maybe not. It's like changing the law. You can't prosecute retrospectively because something is a crime now, but wasn't then. Likewise if something was a crime then, but isn't now, it's unusual for people to be pardoned retrospectively. Even crimes committed historically and only arrested and charged recently are usually prosecuted and sentenced under the prevailing conditions at the time. It's messy, ugly and complicated.

GitHub warns devs face ban if they fork DMCA'd YouTube download tool... while hinting how to beat the RIAA

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Re: Why is such a tool needed?

Although obfuscation, no matter how heavy, isn't encryption or DRM so not covered by the law on "breaking" copy protection.

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Re: Why is such a tool needed?

Well, clearly, Home Taping Killed Music. So now it's YouTube-DL killing the already dead Zombie Music. Again.

Obviously the solution is to add a 10% surcharge[1] to anything capable of downloading content from the internet, such as YouTube-DL, curl and wget so it can be put into the RIAA coffers for the execs bonuses.

[1]What's 10% of nothing?

Linux Mint pushes out its own Chromium build to help users avoid Canonical's Snap Store

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Re: They missed the obvious.

"where applications bundle third party DLLs that then go unpatched for security or stability issues."

Yes, this! Once you start compiling ion static libraries, everyone has to play ball when a vuln shows up in one of those multiple copies and they all need patching instead of just the one dynamically linked library.

Admittedly I'm probably spoiled by FreeBSD and it's ports/packages systems and a unified kernel/userland which rarely have the dependency hell the Linuxes used to suffer from, and still do in some respects.

Google's home security package flies the Nest, Chocolate Factory pledges software support – for now

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Re: Add it to the list

Google as a company seems to have the attention span and attitude of failing university students who just want to party with their "new" ideas and toys 'till they get bored and move on to the new shiny.

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Re: Surely by now...

Nets were not Google products when most people bought them. Unfortunately for them, Google bought Nest and the writing was on the wall. Google spent $3.2Billion on Nest and now they are throwing it in the bin. I hope the IP and tech they bought was worth it. On the other hand, maybe buying up companies for silly money and then shutting it all down a few years later is some sort of long game tax avoidance scheme. Or, on the gripping hand, maybe they just don't like other companies being successful so kill off those who might grow too big before they become to big to kill?

South Park creators have a new political satire series with some of the best AI-generated deepfakes on the internet yet

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"How long before we see something like the Queen eating a Corgi on YouTube and it promoted as real?"

When did you last see a royal corgi? /tinfoil hat

Remember when the keyboard was the computer? You can now relive those heady days with the Raspberry Pi 400

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Re: Not in the enterprise

The may have gone with the 80's home computing form factor. Shame they didn't go with the full fat keyboard most models other the Sinclair went with, eg Tandy (not CoCo), Apple, C64, Atari (not the 400), Amiga, etc. I really don't like those Apple Airbook alike keyboards.

Google reCAPTCHA service under the microscope: Questions raised over privacy promises, cookie use

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Re: Helping Google

Does it? I don't recall seeing anything other US street scenes. If they do, then it seems odd that they know which country I', in but never seem to show any UK street scenes. Maybe it's only a tiny fraction of a percentage that is non-US and I've not been lucky enough to get a localised one.

You only live twice: Once to start the installation, and the other time to finish it off

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Re: Sadly, no international jet-settng for me

"The most "exciting" cross-border incident for me was when my always-optimistic colleague only brought an out-of-date driving licence for ID for an internal UK flight."

In many cases, just because the licence is no longer valid for driving doesn't make the ID details on it any less valid. Although many jobsworths will try to make it so. My legally valid until I'm 70 pink paper driving licence has been almost refused as ID a number of times by people too young to know about them, even in a car hire place where they should have known better. Luckily there's almost always an older manager or other higher up around put the kids right :-)

X.Org is now pretty much an ex-org: Maintainer declares the open-source windowing system largely abandoned

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Re: The power of open-source

I like to think of that "ancient cruft" as "well tested bug-free code".

By your own definition, it's not cruft so it can stay :-)

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"time and effort that could have gone into Wayland has been diverted into xfree86,"

That phrase alone tells it all. There's not even a hint of consideration that part of the problem with X now is because time and effort that could have gone into X has been diverted into Wayland.

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Re: The power of open-source

"Maybe it's just time to let X die and replace it with something better, designed for the XXI century...."

Despite all the downvotes, that's not really such a bad idea. After all, Linus took Unix and wrote a work-alike based on the system behaviour. What's so bad at starting from the ground up with the X specs and starting from scratch with a modern work-alike? Get rid of the ancient cruft and add new features, optimising as you go.

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Re: Network transparency

"expect another maybe 10 years for the missing functionality to become available."

Yes, Wayland started gaining traction 10 years ago according to the article. 10 WHOLE FRIKKEN years. And it's still not ready for primetime! It's still not ready to replace X, for all of the X disadvantages. And I too am one those who frequently runs X programs remotely. Remoting into Windows PCs always feels so clunky because the ONLY option is get a full remote desktop, not just the program I need to run.

Return of the flying car, just when we all need to escape

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Re: We piggyback the 4G from our mobile phones

Wow! At least one person thinks quarantine or self-isolation means you can still go out and walk the streets? No wonder we're in the position we are! Were you at the rave in Bristol too? Or partying with the students in Nottingham?

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Re: Justice?

"have an unelectable opposition" and incumbant.

FTFY

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Re: Justice?

Imagine if Labour had won. Bear in mind who would be the PM today in that case. Hint, there would not have been a leadership election.

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Re: We piggyback the 4G from our mobile phones

"Just got back from Cannes, and suffering 14 days isolation with SWMBO claiming that the Quarantine Stasi are watching me or tracking my mobile every time I take the dogs out for a walk."

Quarantine...I take the dogs out for a walk. Something doesn't compute.

Windows kernel vulnerability disclosed by Google's Project Zero after bug exploited in the wild by hackers

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While I agree with you shouting out GSW in a TV show as is there wont to sound cool, takes LONGER than shouting out Gun Shot Wound. Wound is one syllable while "double-you" is three! (Or two if you live in an area that say "Dubya") :-)

Remember 2013? This coffee machine does: If I could turn back time – I'd reboot this PC

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Re: Change the battery

And the date of the BIOS build doesn't mean that's when the machine was built either. Depending on how often a new BIOS is released to production, it could easily be 6-9 months that the boards were produced with that BIOS revision and date, and just as long or longer that they were on the suppliers shelves before they ended up and the machine manufactures.

Right to repair? At least you still have the right to despair: Camera modules cannot be swapped on the iPhone 12

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Re: One positive aspect

HP have been doing this with PCs and laptops for years. The dreaded Feature Byte string can't be changed by the user and it defines the usable hardware in the system. It means you need to use their service or an approved service centre to replace or upgrade much of their kit.

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Re: D'awww

What silence? All I can hear is that bloody noisy cricket chirping away!

Why, yes, you can register an XSS attack as a UK company name. How do we know that? Someone actually did it

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Re: The license plate NULL and the license plate VOID.

ISTR that there was some issue with Police Officers reporting Polish drivers for offences and putting what the Polish is for "Driving Licence" on the report as the drivers name.

Ah here we go, it was Irish police huntung the serial offender Mr Prawo Jazdy of many and multiple unique addresses.

On Friday the US starts Ender's hacking game: All local teens can compete for scholarships in cybersecurity

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The Last Starfighter

So now they take their new and innovative ideas from Hollywood?

Did I or did I not ask you to double-check that the socket was on? Now I've driven 15 miles, what have we found?

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That makes sense for toggle switches, and was the usual standard in the UK when toggle switches were still around. But with rocker switches that only protrude out from the fascia by a couple of mm, it's not an issue. If you fall against one, it doesn't matter which way is on or off, odds are you'll flip it.

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Re: Can't be arsed

On some still current Lenovo Thinkpads , that is a proper and correct "reset" procedure and sometimes is the actual fix.

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Re: Can't be arsed

"We've been conditioned to say "yeah, already done that" to everything, without even looking."

Ah yes, the MS desensitising method. OK, OK, OK, OK, YES, BUGGER I meant NO. BOLLOCKS, Bonzi Buddy and Gator is installed...again!

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Re: Socket switches seem like a weird idea...

My great Grandmother, who was probably of a similar vintage to your grandmother, would not stand for electric cables to be twisted or otherwise be kinked "in case it slows or reduces the flow of the electrics and then things stop working". Again, related to gas appliances, such as the gas powered iron she used to use that was "plugged" into the outlet of a gas lamp via a rubber hose.

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"I can't say I find a switch an essential feature, but it's handy sometimes. It's usually a lot easier to flip a switch down the back of the sofa (say) than to unplug."

Which leads to...just why ARE standard wall power sockets so close to the floor? They always seem to be the about the same low height, where ever you go. Is there some sort of regulation? If so, what's the reasoning behind it? Clearly they can be placed higher, eg kitchens along the work bench, or near dressing tables and similar in hotels.

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Re: Why are sockets switched?

Isn't that what teapots are for?

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Re: Why are sockets switched?

"and worked at the local nuclear power station. "

So does Homer Simpson!! :-)

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Re: Why are sockets switched?

"I don't know the actual reason but it makes it much safer to plug the iron in when it doesn't have a plug on it, just an inch or so of bare wire at the end of the cable. You use a plastic tail comb in the earth socket to pop the shutters then shove the wires in the live and neutral sockets. Pull out the comb and the shutters hold the wires in place."

Anyone else here getting flashbacks to the old Public Information Films, especially the one showing the guy using an electric drill "plugged" in using matchsticks and subsequently getting electrocuted as the earth wire pulls loose and contacts the live?

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Re: Hot & cold

"Then you have to take into account all the Canada geese on the reservoir, townies coming over in summer when the reservoir levels are low and letting their dogs crap below high water mark and similar."

Reservoir water doesn't go directly into the water main. It goes through a treatment plant first. We don't store potable water in open reservoirs in the UK

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Re: Safety First

Yeah, apparently some people claim to have bone spurs or flat feet to avoid a call up. Occasionally it might even be true.

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Re: Failing switches?

"And don't assume the appliance has a switch of its own. Some do, some don't."

Such as all current models of TV, many set top boxes from cable companies, many PCs etc, microwave ovens, and on and on and on :-)

Japan testing sandwiches that discount themselves as they age

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Re: Clever!

Yes, Sell By, Best Before and Use By all have different meanings which may or may not mean the food might be unsafe after the specified date. In some case, Best Before or Sell By are only there because there is a requirement to have a date on it because the law says so. Canned goods, as you point out, could well be good for many, many years after the putative Best Before data printed on the can.

Update to NHS COVID-19 app brings improved warnings, end to 'ghost' notifications

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Re: Good

You were downvoted because the "ghost notifications" story was covered a few weeks ago and was well known about. It even made the national news on BBC, ITV, Sky etc as well as some front page headlines.

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Re: What?

But it could read 2m as 4m, which is above the warning threshold. Of course, in that specific circumstance it's unlikely you'd be that close for that long, whatever the time limit is that the app/back-end is basing it on, but there are other circumstances where you may well be close to someone for that long, even though separated by a barrier of some sort. eg sitting 2m away from someone at work, facing in opposite directions or even separated by a perspex screen.. The scoring threshold does seem to be a bit low, and as has been mentioned is not helpful if we don't know for sure what exposure duration is being used.

Another eBay exec pleads guilty after couple stalked, harassed for daring to criticize the internet tat bazaar

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5 whole years?

"serious time...a sentence of up to five years in prison"

Considering the sorts of sentences often written about in these hallowed pages, 5 years sounds like being let off lightly. Isn't 125 years per offence, served consecutively more the going rate in the USA?

Yes thanks, the white one with the long arms and leather straps.

Much like the British on holiday, NHS COVID-19 app refuses to work with phones using unsupported languages

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You do realise that the app is anonymise and any advice or recommendations on getting a test or self isolating are not legally enforceable. That's why the bit you quoted from the bank doesn't mention the app at all. It only talks about a direct communication and instruction from a human being at Track and Trace, which does have legal implication. Please don't spread FUD based on half understood information.

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Re: Still waiting..

You do know that installing the app is not compulsory?

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Re: Very poor by design.

"London and the West Midlands saw the highest percentage of people who could not speak English "well" or "at all".

Would you adam and eve it me old china! Yowse awright? I'll get me coot!

Machine learning gets semi conscious... Waymo, Daimler vow to bring self-driving trucks to American highways

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Re: Christine

Or for slightly younger readers, KITT. (Was KITT the true origin of the Cylons?)

SpaceX’s Starlink finally reveals its satellite broadband pricing for rural America: At $99 a month, it’s a good deal

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The more I hear of the US version of capitalism, the more it seem, from outsdide at least, that it doesn't work. It's geared to encourage monopolies which eventually have to be broken up. But they don't seem to realise that that is a problem, so after the break up, it all starts again with someone else (or the remnants of the break up) eventually becoming top dog again. It happened at the time of the robber barons with the likes of Standard Oil and Carrnegies Steel operations, The big Press Bartons etc. It happened again with Ma Bell, it's happeing again with the media and the likes of MS, Google, Facebook etc and it's clearly happening with comms and broadband. Once a company reaches a certain size, they have so much clout it's almost impossible for anyone else to enter the market.

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Re: Outside America

"Remember that the Satellites will go over LATAM"

What? Where?

Brit accused of spying on 772 people via webcam CCTV software tells court he'd end his life if extradited to US

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"33 known UK citizens (including 6 with dual nationality) were extradited from the UK to the US. The US embassy in London reported that as of April 2013, 77 individuals had been extradited from the UK to the US."

Assuming that last stat was meant to read "from the US to the UK", I find it notable that the statement says "33 known UK citizens" but only mentions "77 individuals" from the US. "Individuals", not specifically "citizens". Considering the US preponderance to refer to their people as citizens in official statements, it sounds to me like a massaging of stats so as to tell the truth by not answering the question while trying to show themselves in the best light possible.

SNAFU: Clairvoyant train brings warning of what was coming down the line for 2020

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Re: SBB CFF FFS

As a young teen on my first school trip abroad to Germany, we all found it rather amusing to see AUSFART signposted regularly down the autobahns.

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