* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Double trouble for Virgin Galactic and Virgin Orbit as aborted test flight and COVID-19 keep both grounded

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Re: Up And Down

True, but that's 100 people strapped into seats, probably not with much room to all get "loose" and have a zero G party. I'ts doable, at much less than Branson charges, and can reach proper orbit to boot, but I'd imagine it's for 20-30 people max and a few staff to keep people safe/clear of floating globules of vomit.

Cruise, Kidman and an unfortunate misunderstanding at the local chemist

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Re: Is no one going to mention...

PIN number <evil cackle>

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Re: 3 times I've felt the long arm

"He didn't half blare his horn when his wing mirror snapped. ;-)"

I'm not surprised. he was being a dick and potentially "obstructing the Queens Highway", but the biker caused criminal damage, ie it was deliberate.

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Re: We did manage to raise eyebrows at Boots one time

...a waste of decent beer?

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Re: Hmm

But whatever else you may do, don't poo-poo it!

World+dog share in collective panic attack as Google slides off the face of the internet

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Cloud on the ground?

"Chocolate Factory's cloud came crashing to the ground."

That would be FOG, yes? Fucked Over Goodly.

You've got to be shipping me: KatherineRyan.co.uk suggests the comedian has diversified into freight forwarding

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Re: website redirected to an Australian shipping company

Eh? :-)))

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Re: website redirected to an Australian shipping company

eh?

Rogue ex-Cisco employee who crippled WebEx conferences and cost Cisco millions gets two years in US prison

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Re: Sudhish Kasaba Ramesh

And all things considered, he got off pretty lightly too. The claimed damages to a great red-blooded American corporation is high compared to the punishment. I'd have expected the US justice system to have imposed at least two consecutive life sentences for that! :-)

Exonerated: First subpostmasters cleared of criminal convictions in Post Office Horizon scandal

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"Yet I bet not one senior member of staff in the post office has ever seen even a mild amount of discomfort as a result of this."

Why do you think this has dragged on for so long? All those with any level of reasonability have long moved on and can no longer be disciplined or penalised. Unless someone can show enough evidence against named individuals to bring a criminal case or provide enough cash (lots!) to bring a civil case, then no individuals will suffer for this debacle. Current PO management will pay up what they have to and apologise with a clean personal conscience on behalf of the business.

UK MoD bungs Boeing £500m to plug gap left by a system it should have provided under £800m contract from 2010

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Re: Insane pricing.

It probably also incudes the staff to run it too. That seems to be the "modern way" with MoD contracts. No need to have uniformed people getting their hands dirty doing something a civvy can do for twice the price.

Subway email weirdness: Suspicion grows over apparent Trickbot trojan delivery campaign

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Guests?

"some of our guests have received an unauthorised email."

Ah, so it's only affecting people who are in the shop, sitting at a table then?

UK competition watchdog fast-tracks investigation into mega-merger of O2 and Virgin Media

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Re: Viring media Positioning for 5G

Assuming you are in an area that gets a good signal and the backhaul isn't oversubscribed, then good luck to you.

What does my neighbour's Tesla have in common with a stairlift?

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Re: EVs = bad for planet, bad for poor people, bad for practicality

"So 'only' an additional ~54GW required. This is a substantial amount - no denying - but it's a lot lot less than the "triple" that you are claiming."

Not forgetting that you also need all the overhead cables and pylons to get the power where it's needed along with all the underground power cables to get around towns and cities that now need at least double what they are currently delivering.

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Re: EVs = bad for planet, bad for poor people, bad for practicality

"rent a car. "

When my company car is in for a service, the company hires a car for me from one of the major chains. It's never the class requested, always a "free upgrade. They never have enough cars ready. I can only imagine what it must be like in peak holiday season trying to get a short term hire at short notice.

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Re: If it was me...

"the Queen on my side."

In France? Mme Guillotine might like a word. Especially in a Post-Brexit world.

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Re: Charging

It would also require some legislation on battery quality. You really don't want to be driving your brand new 300 mile range EV into a "filling station" and coming out with a "full" charge of 50 miles!

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Re: Charging

"EVs are evolutionary rather than revolutionary."

Agreed. EVs have been around since the invention of the car, in one form or another.

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Re: Charging

"Currently the Treasury earns money from VED and fuel duty. It'll lose that with EVs,"

On the other hand, why should car drivers pay extra tax for the roads? Everyone depends on the roads so maybe everyone should pay for them!

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Re: Charging

"public slow chargers available along the kerb."

Charger rage! People who get home in time to grab a space at a charger then piss off home for the night, not moving it when charged because a) they don't care and b) finding another parking space anywhere near home after a few hours topping up is almost impossible.

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Re: Summon the lawyers!

Only when driving a white van and the traffic is queuing.

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Re: Summon the lawyers!

Dabbsy lives in France. If he tries that trick he'll most likely get a Gallic shrug and be told to look where he's walking next time.

BOFH: Switch off the building? Great idea, Boss

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Re: Cattle prod?

I was half expecting to find the reason for the high electrickery consumption was because the BOFH had his own local electrickery supply company, selling to the local businesses.

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Re: And not even an accident required

ie ask the Bofh and Pfy if it's safe to enter........while attached to a lie detector and insisting that they accompany the paramedics to the scene!

Oh, no one knows what goes on behind locked doors... so don't leave your UPS in there

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Holmes

I worked at one Atos site...Clearly it must have happened to justify a sign!

I think the first might be the reason for the second!

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Re: Staff reduction...

"All in all, a good 5 hours of faffing around to fix something their on site support would have done in seconds had they not got rid of them."

On the other hand, though you may not have enjoyed the trip and the "wasted time", I bet it cost less than the annual salary of the now-redundant on-site support team :-)

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Re: It was the cleaners!

"Queue the builders turning up and unplugging a VAX to plug in an electric saw!"

<Imagines line of blokes in scruffy work clothes and hard hats lining up to take their turn at unplugging the VAX>

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Re: Ahh Pafec

DOGS as a CAD system seems to vaguely ring a bell. Did it turn up running under MSDOS at some stage?

Ad-scamming, login-stealing Windows malware is hitting Chrome, Edge, Firefox, Yandex browsers, says Microsoft

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Re: OS?

And no one would ever accidentally install a downloadable upgrade binary executable by clicking the "X" to close the window, would they? Not even MS would ever be so underhand as to switch the close "X" button to mean "please install me".

Court orders encrypted email biz Tutanota to build a backdoor in user's mailbox, founder says 'this is absurd'

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And aged 50+, how many of the other parents at the school gate were in the same age group as you? :-p

I was careful to say "most likely to be early 30's" :-)

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"Yes the technology can be a headache for parents to understand and control"

It really shouldn't be. Parents of young children are most likely to be early 30's at most, possibly younger and so also grew up with this technology.

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Re: WTF

Clearly a ransom demand by a blackmailer is NOT encrypted as the target has to be able to read it or at the very least, the victim wouold be sent a key for that specific email. But that ransom demand doesn't identify the blackmailer and likely doesn't lead to any genuine contact details at the email provider either though it does lead to the account. To identify the blackmailer, the cops need to attempt to get more in information. Tracking the IP address(es) accessing the account will probably lead anonymous VPN, possibly multiple layers of VPN and likely a dead end. That leaves trying to find some legal way to access the data in the mailbox or in transit to/from the mailbox.

The argument really is about whether it can be done at all in this specific instance and if so, what other fallout or collateral damage might occur.

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Re: Dear Courts. No. Go away.

How long ago was that? Back when I was at school, calculators were only just becoming affordable for some kids, they weren't generally allowed in class and certainly not for exams, but we always used 3.142 for Pi in both maths and physics. We were still using log table books.

SpaceX Starship blows up on landing, Elon Musk says it's the data that matters and that landed just fine

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Re: Ignition

Me too!

I wasn't sure what to expect from this flight. Taking off without a support tower looked interesting. The relatively slow flight up shows excellent control. I was a bit concerned when the first engine turned off and the inside of the ship caught fire, but noted that the unused engine gimballed out of the way, as did the 2nd engine when it in turn switched off.

And then there was the rotation into the the belly down configuration! It already looked like a "real" spaceship from 1950's SF, but seeing fly like something Flash Gordon or Dan Dare might be piloting was gobsmacking! I'd like to have seen the camera zoom out a bit to get an impression of how much cross-range it managed "flying" with it's "wings".

It did seem that the first engine to switch off seemed to be still pumping fuel out after de-ignition though. Maybe that's why there wasn't the fuel pressure for the landing?

Apple appears to be charging Brits £309 to replace AirPods Max batteries, while Americans need only stump up $79

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Re: Fix it yourself

"Nothing you can easily do about those soldered-in batteries though."

I've not looked, but I bet you can get external batteries for laptops like the "power bank" things they sell for phones. Possibly even designed to fit on the bottom or otherwise attach to the laptop or even specific models and connect to the charging port. Ostensibly for extra time away from power points, but might be cheaper, if uglier, than a proper replacement battery.

Cybersecurity giant FireEye says it was hacked by govt-backed spies who stole its crown-jewels hacking tools

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Re: Sales pitches

You forgot "$reason is our number one priority"

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Re: Woops

"This isnt a normal company though. You pay this company to shore up your cyber defences."

So, the real lesson to be learned here is not just that you need to keep on top of security at all times, but you most certainly don't get complacent even if you have just had your defences shored up by one of the leading players.

Apple aptly calls its wireless over-the-ear headphones the AirPods Max – as in, maximum damage to your wallet

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Darwin Devices?

Noise cancelling, "Theatre experience", self-sealing memory foam ear pads? I wonder how many of these rich kids will self-Darwin crossing busy streets? It's been an issue since portable music players were invented of course, but at least with most earbuds you can still hear some of the outside world.

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Re: $/£

"because all the tech companies change dollar prices to pounds directly instead of applying exchange rates."

Primarily because UK prices include VAT while US prices don't usually include the many and varied sales taxes implemented in different states and cities. Likewise, they need to add in the cost of the warranty period, which is generally much longer in the UK and EU than in the USA. With the recent fall in the value of the £ against the $ over the last few years, I'm surprised the actual number isn't now higher in £ than in $ given the above.

The Huawei Mate 40 Pro is so mired in strangely hardy glue that the display shattered during iFixit's teardown

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Re: I did it Huawei

On the other hand, I use those sort of shops on rare occasions for accessories, and that's generally why others are there too. There's usually at least a couple of phones on the work bench, but I wonder how much of the "repair shops" business is repairs and not sales of cases, chargers, screen prtectors and batteries?

How'd they do that? It's classified: Microsoft's Azure cloud goes Top Secret

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Re: Azure Government Top Secret

Nothing a bit of Gaffer tape can't fix!

PSA: The 2020 monolith is a dead meme. You can stop putting them up now. Please

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Re: Tame little steel monoliths

And in case anyone is interested these two webcams, running 24/7 give you different views.

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Re: Tame little steel monoliths

Holy shit, that's live now. I nearly missed it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSmqQut_How

EDIT. Never mind. "The biggest hop ever of a Starship prototype" was approx. zero mm. Abort called at the last second :-(

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Re: Three weeks of madness left

"I wonder what the final count of monoliths will be at the end of 2020? Double digits?"

Hopefully not enough to increase the Earths mass to a solar ignition point!

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Re: So Now

"Oh good... can you take care of all the other old moldy meme's that are clogging Reddit?"

The only way is to nuke it from orbit. Otherwise all your base belong to us.

Cops raid home of ousted data scientist who created her own Florida COVID-19 dashboard

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Re: How soon

The only hard figures I have are 1770 deaths for 2018 and 1752 for 2019. For 2020, I'm remembering Grant Shapps (in a Parliamentary Committee hearing IIRC) stating road deaths were down "70%", pro rata during at least the first part of the lockdown starting in march.

That is a very small number in the overall death rate, but there have been news reports claiming some decrease in non-COVID death rates, but it's likely we won't have any real hard and fast numbers until next year when the ONS does it's reports.

Having said that, the "excess deaths" number is calculated by looking at death rates higher than expected for the time of year based on the averages of previous years. So, again, we don't really know for sure what the actual excess death rates are yet because we don't know yet if this years "expected" deaths rates have changed.

Anyway, all that said, I accept your point that the figures/estimates/guess may well b e wrong, I Donald Trump your claim with "well, I said THOSE deaths dropped significantly, not necessarily that the number is significant in the grand picture :-p

Pure frustration: What happens when someone uses your email address to sign up for PayPal, car hire, doctors, security systems and more

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"But I have to agree, there should be a confirm address link when you sign up for a service and a “nothing to do with me” link or phone number so you can reject these at source."

Or even have the system simply not process the email address until it's confirmed. No action? Bin it.

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Re: Other casual people

"Had GMail created different domains at national level, for example,"

I have a .net domain. It confuses people when I give than a <some name>@domain.net. Many will ask if that's .com. Few of the confused wonder why it's not .co.uk. I suspect most people when given an email address will unthinkingly auto-instert .com at the end. In particular, people in the US who seem to think .com is the US TLD.

After all, The register was generally UK oriented originally so used .co.uk but is now far more global and has gone .com to reflect that.

Chuck Yeager, sound barrier pioneer pilot, dies at 97

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Re: Citation needed

Yep, the "sound barrier" was a thing at least during WW2. Pilots were aware of the dangers of very fast steep powered dives and "locking up" of control surfaces resulting in very sudden litho-braking.

Uber sends its self-driving cars on a road to nowhere, with indefinite stop at automated truck aspirant Aurora

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