* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Paperless office? 2.8 trillion pages printed in 2020, down by 14% or 450 billion sheets

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Re: "Paper per se isn't so much of a problem(...)"

"For as short as a time as I needed to be within the blast radius and still get my job done."

I know a fine dust/air mixture and be very explosive, paper mills, grain silos, custard powder factories etc, but of the 100,000s of those places around the world, how often do they actually explode? And what's the odds of it happening while you are there? We used to have a paper mill on our customer list, went there many times, well aware of the explosion risk (H&S induction on first visit and signs everywhere), but then never really thought about it after the initial lecture, other than following the rules regarding flammable items and anything that can generate sparks in certain limited areas. Ditto for nuclear plants and chemical factories. Been to many of those. Well, only one actual nuclear power plant. On the other hand, I've been to Hartlepool many times and they have a nuclear power station a short distance from the town centre.

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Re: A3 devices

I rescued my old Epson the other week by wadding up wet tissues thick enough to slide under the head to dissolve and wick out the dried up ink. Since I only had the one to experiment with and didn't want to damage it, I repeated this about 10 times over a couple of days. It now works almost as good as new with a cheap set of refilled tanks. Now I need to consider if I have enough use for it to buy some bottles of ink to re-fit and refill the CIF tanks.

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Re: Need to print

"Our main use of office printer seems to be expense claims."

Is this a solicitors/lawyers office? I've been emailing mine in, with photos/scans of receipts for at least the last 15 years, probably more like 20 years.

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Re: Need to print

For clarity, a lot of office printers are pay per page including toner, staples where applicable and repairs. The customer only provides the paper and pays the monthly fees, which, IIRC, is a minimum rental fee ie they always pay for the first 50000 pages then it goes up per page from there. The ones we lease email us if there's a problem and auto-order consumables a couple of days before they will be needed which are shipped direct to the printer location, not just the company/org goods inwards

(I'm not directly involved in that side of our business, tany figures quoted are for illustrative and entertainment purposes only :-))

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Re: Tape

I've still got SF books I bought at as a young teen which I still read. Even the ones I bought new are nearly 50 years old. Many were 10, 20 or more years older when I bought them and I still re-read them now and then. Most were paperback, so not exactly high quality paper and they've lived in bookcases, not humidity controlled environments. A very small number are "delicate" in that the spine binding glue has given out, but the paper, despite some yellowing, is fine, even after being in my school blazer pocket sometimes for days at a time. Many are a bit ratty looking and worn, but they were second hand and looked like that when I bought them :-)

8 years ago another billionaire ploughed millions into space to harvest solar power and beam it back down to Earth

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...muttering something about cleaning up and fumigating after another of Mister Listers breakfast curry specials, eh?

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Re: Hmm

On the other hand, many houses are empty during the day when solar energy collection is at it's highest. Unless you have your own local storage, it's being "wasted" if you don't or can't feed it into the grid either for use elsewhere or storage for later.

Ch-ch-ch-Chia! HDD sales soar to record levels as latest crypto craze sweeps Europe

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Re: Chia

So, how does this "proof of space" actually work anyway? Are the "miners" offering up their space for other to use or something? Or is it simply that the more free space you have on your disks the more you can earn just by it simply existing? Is this the monetising of "nothingness?" I know people with large amounts of space between their ears. Is that worth anything?

84-year-old fined €250,000 for keeping Nazi war machines – including tank – in basement

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Re: If he had just kept the tank

"Being an expert in WW2 German military hardware - i.e. I once saw an episode of Combat Dealers - I'd have thought a working Panther tank would be worth a fortune."

Well, the article does say he spent DM500,000[1] restoring it and ""He was chugging around in that thing during the snow catastrophe in 1978" , so I'd expect it to be worth something in that region as a starting point

[1] rough guess, about £125,000 back then. ISTR 1DM being about 26p when I was in Germany around about that time.

Tesla battery fire finally flamed out after four-day conflagration

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Re: Red Adair might or might not agree with you

What you use to create the explosion isn't relevant so long as you get the desired result :-)

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Re: Red Adair

"hasn't been agreeing or disagreeing with anyone for well over a decade."

Is your Ouija board broken?

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Re: Liquid nitrogen

"Not an expert in any way on the matter, but it seems to me that dropping a super-cooled liquid on a raging fire is an absolute guarantee of explosive results that might not correspond to the definition of "putting out the fire".

Red Adair might or might not agree with you/ :-)

Amazon sets the date for televised return to Middle Earth: September 2022

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Re: Production subsidies ?!?

It's still peanuts in a government budget though.

According to the Grauniad, back in 2006, "a mile of new motorway has risen to £29.9m. Adding an extra lane to a motorway costs £10m a mile, and a mile of dual carriageway costs £16.2m."

Of course, all income from outside is good income, but we mere mortals don't generally deal with the sort of rarefied numbers that Government budgets and projects deal with. You need to study Neomathematics and require a practical understanding of the General and Special Theories of Disaster Area Tax Returns

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Re: Not more bloody battle scenes

Yeah, I'm kinda hoping it will have the "based on..." disclaimer. Use the world, and tell new stories, or at least add significantly to the existing stories. After all, it's an episodic TV series not a feature length film. They have the time to develop the characters slowly and properly.

On the other hand, it's a huge budget and they want massive ratings, so I'm expecting more explosions, car crashes and laser blasts than ever before!!!

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"There's going to be vampires in it, right?"

And zombies! Don't forget the zombies!

US govt calmly but firmly tells Blue Origin it already has a ride to the Moon's surface with SpaceX, thanks

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Re: Fly me to Venus

I wonder if Google Alphabet are kicking themselves for not getting into the space race. Then again, if they had, they'd probably have made it to orbit then cancelled the beta test programme.

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Re: Fly me to the moon

Yeah, no heat, just go do it Jeff!

(Stay on the dark side if you don't want the heat; not forgetting to leave before it rotates into the sunny side.)

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Re: Go Fever

"I wonder if the mad rush to the first Starship orbital launch is for a "in your face" directed at Bezos' for his argument against SpaceX selection being that Starship is an unproven platform."

I doubt SpaceX were concerned over that barb. It's not as if New Glenn is a proven platform yet either.

I'm not sure I have much faith in Blue Origin anyway after getting this message from their home page "We're sorry but Blue Origin doesn't work properly without JavaScript enabled. Please enable it to continue."

Would you flying in anything "powered by JavaScript"?

Undebug my heart: Using Cisco's IOS to take down capitalism – accidentally

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Dead. Also the name of Deaths human apprentice in Mort, a Discworld novel by Terry Pratchette.

Tech spec experts seek allies to tear down ISO standards paywall

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So, how much do YOU pay for your subscription ro El Reg?

I assume you never use an ad blocker either.

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"People are just fool enough to buy into the scheme."

By "people", you mean governments too I hope, baring in mind that some ISO standards are legally mandated in many jurisdictions, so the businesses are forced to spend that money to access the standards.

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Re: Eye opener

Same here, except I learned that ISO so-called standards are not free to access from a previous Reg article a little while ago. I'm still finding it pretty gobsmacking though. As many have commented, how are people supposed to understand "standards" if they can;t get reasonable access to them? How are small companies and start-ups supposed to compete if they have this paywall hurdle to get over?

Sysadmins: Why not simply verify there's no backdoor in every program you install, and thus avoid any cyber-drama?

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Re: Ah......it's the fault of the programmer..............

One mitigation might be to not be constantly pulling libraries but sticking with the one you first downloaded. Not every bug fix is something you need "now". If you have a version with a bug that need fixing and a later version has a fix, pull that and read the change logs. If it doesn't need fixing, and the change logs don't show anything useful to you now, leave it till the next time or later. In some places, that is what they already do, ie proper change management.

In particular , all those websites and web apps that pull in libraries every time they execute. As mentioned above, next time it runs, the string padding library might not be there, or maybe it's changed. The very fact that web pages/apps are pulling in 3rd party libraries because that's they way they are licenced should be a red flag to all devs and something not to be considered lightly. If you can't write your own, look into a self-hosting licence or look elsewhere whenever possible.

BOFH: They say you either love it or you hate it. We can confirm you're going to hate it

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Re: Infected Floppy

One of our clients had a similar gateway/sandbox floppy checking system too. Theirs went a step further than yours though. It moved the directory track somewhere else on the disk so it couldn't be read normally. Every PC had a device driver installed in CONFIG.SYS which made the PC aware of the new location. Normal disks couldn't be read on a corporate PC and "adjusted" disks couldn't be read on "normal" PCs. Each disk going in got scanned and then moved directory track. Outgoing disks got scanned and the directory track put back to normal.

IIRC, only part of the HDD was readable as normal too, so booting from a floppy could not do much damage other than to the boot sectors and the PCs own AV booted first and checked for that. Simpler times when viruses were far less likely to be able to get past a scan that early in the boot process, even if it has started running.

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Re: Incredibly sloppy BOFH's

"I hope the PFY wiped down the usb key before he took a day off ~to the pub~ sick."

It crossed my mind that this may have been the PFYs final exam before becoming a BOFH in his own right and moving onto to his own infernal domain, taking a nice wodge of cash with him for "moving expenses".

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Re: So he was "visiting" during working hours

What if it's a USB storage device that tells the PC it's a keyboard then starts sending keyboard shortcuts to open a command shell followed by nefarious commands?

Euro watchdog will try to extract $900m from Amazon for breaking data privacy laws

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Re: How much of the fine goes to the lawyers?...

It'll go into the Luxembourg Treasury.

You MUST present your official ID (but only the one that's really easy to fake)

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Re: strong ID systems ;-)

My UK driving license pre-dates the photocard ones. Occasionally, I have to explain to, usually younger people, that yes, it IS a valid driving licence and it's their problem if they've never seen one before. If part of their job involves checking ID then it's their responsibility to recognise the list of valid forms of ID.

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Re: Get it on paper

There's a short FAQ on the back, only the front is relevant, so yes, folding in half and then laminating is a viable option.

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Re: but there is logic

Was it first initial/lastname and Freda Uck and Edwin Ore complained?

I'm feeling lucky: Google, Facebook say workers must be vaccinated before they return to offices

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Re: I'm not sure

So, you'll be getting a covid vaccine and wearing masks in the relevant places now too then? Good-oh.

Those safety features can save your life.

(Sorry, I wasn't consciously setting a trap for you there, but sice you walked into it anyway, I may as well take advantage of it)

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Re: I'm not sure

Well, lucky you.

I've never been in a car crash either, so clearly car crashes are not dangerous, or perhaps don't even happen. Car crashes are fake news. </sarc>

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Re: I'm not sure

"Masks and social distancing haven't stopped the usual colds and sneezes from going around, especially in my kid's nursery."

Just as a control number, how many of those kids at nursery were staying 2m apart, wearing masks and washing their hands regularly between sharing the toys, like adults were in their work places?

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Re: Acid test

"Talking of acid tests - my workplace has been open the entire time, with technicians making (essential) trips all over the country multiple times a week. 0 Covid so far."

Similar here. But only the essential staff who could not work from home. Those of us making trips all over the country, including hotel stays, were very, very cautious and careful. There has been covid cases, both back at base and the field team, but thankfully few of them, thanks to proper precautions being taken and the customers setting up separate clean areas for us to work in while on site.

BTW, for anyone who didn't get the chance to stay in a hotel for work purposes during lockdown, no, it's not fun. Room service only from a VERY limited menu, bars and all other communal areas closed obviously and nowhere else to go.

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Re: FREeDomZ

Have one on me -------------->

I certainly could not have put it better myself.

(taken in moderation, of course! I don't want to contribute to liver failure. But as the saying goes, if you live a "pure" life, you won't actually live longer, it just feels that way :-))))

Happy birthday, Sinclair Radionics: We'll remember you for your revolutionary calculators and crap watches

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Re: Later companies

Not forgetting probably his biggest failure, the Zike

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Re: I want a C5

"I do believe if it were released today with a modern motor and battery combo it would probably be successful."

Not sure about Canada, but over here, we call the modern incarnation "mobility scooters"

On this most auspicious of days, we ask: How many sysadmins does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Re: Call Sparky

"If it doesn't have a processor, or a network connection, it's not IT, it's Facilities.

Does that mean you now do all the swanky new vending machines, coffee machines, "smart" kettles, and everything else with a "digital" display or "digital" buttons on them now? They almost all have processors of one sort or another in them these days. After all, why build a circuit with a 555 timer in it when you can program a delay in a PIC microcontroller and sell an egg timer as "smart".

Be careful what you wish for :-)

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Re: Q: How many system administrators does it take to change a light bulb?

and "have you updated to the latest firmware?"

(although, sadly, if we are talking "smart" bulbs, that might actually be a real solution nowadays)

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Re: First and only thought

Why would anyone take a job with a fixed salary and no overtime? Unless it's a very big salary that effectively takes into account expected overtime whether it's actually worked or not. I can understand that for contractors who are being paid for an outcome, but not employees.

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Re: First and only thought

"Apparently the facilities guy, Windows admins and software developers weren't trusted to read a label on a box of bog rolls, or tell it from a keyboard."

Sometimes, just sometimes, it might mean they REALLY did not see that as part of their job and so deliberately made mistakes so as not to be asked again. Unix guys are just too helpful and superior to do a job a badly, so get lumbered with those tasks while the Windows sysadmins look on and smirk and have lots of extra time to do their daily rebuild of their Exchange databases, do the weekly rebuild of their servers and generally stare at BSODs. Oh, and of course the Unix guys have a plenty of spare time for jobs like portering because they built their servers properly in the first place :-)))

What to do with our leftover Saturn V Lego? Why, build another rocket, of course

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Re: Wernher von Braun pic

The first "American" rockets were V2 they disassembled (and crates of unused parts) and took back to the US from Germany, so although the display is possibly a bit odd to modern sensibilities, they are genuinely part of the lineage. I suspect the model in his office had a Stars'n'Stripes decal rather than a swastika on it :-)

We can't believe people use browsers to manage their passwords, says maker of password management tools

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Re: In the year of our lord?

It's not unusual to use CE instead of AD these days. Same reference date, just absent the sky fairy reference.

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Re: We can't believe people use browsers to manage their passwords

"The advice I never see given is to use different emails as well as different passwords."

I was about to say the same thing.

For a lot of online stuff such as forums etc, I use variations of a common themed password, but each has a unique username/email address made up from something related to the site and usually some number. If a site gets hacked/raided/whatever, the miscreants won't get enough data to be able to use elsewhere.

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Re: Training

"Requiring at least one lower case letter, one upper case letter, one special character, one digit etc. just means that the password will be written down or stored in a text file."

Yes, a password along the lines of SomewhereOvertheRainbowWhereBlackbirdsShagAllDayLong is probably a bit more secure than MyP455word! and probably more memorable for a human. But few system allow passwords that long and they pretty much all requires numbers and "special" characters.

But as you point out, passwords alone can't protect against keyloggers.

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"For those not using just one platform, it has to be a platform independent solution."

Or at least a similar app on each platform using a common storage system that can be either USB drive access from any of those platforms, or at least able to sync/copy between platforms.

Giant Tesla battery providing explosion in renewable energy – not as intended

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Re: It's lunacy to start with

"composed out of lots and lots of tiny cells."

That's the definition of a "battery". A collection of cells joined together. Also sometimes known, especially historically, as a "pile". eg 1.5V AA and AAA cells and 9v batteries.

Hard drives at Autonomy offices were destroyed the same month CEO Lynch quit, extradition trial was told

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Re: A MisTrial. How can it not be?

Probably, yes. But in the vast majority of cases, there will be no sensitive data on the hard drive that isn't already backed up somewhere else, either the mail server/backups or the synced "home" folders.

I can't remember the last time I dealt with a corporate customer where a users hard disk failure was a disaster. They were just given another laptop from the "spares" pile, possibly had any special software for their role added, logged in and got back to work.

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Re: Lynched?

"the losses suffered by American investors "

Yeah, that specific bit of the quote sort of jumps out a bit. Are only Americans allowed to buy HP shares these days?

Ecuador shreds Julian Assange's citizenship

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Re: skipping bail

"As if the US do not take the time already spent in prison awaiting extradition off any potential sentence then he WOULD be doing a extremely long sentence for what amounts to a usually low sentence crime of breaching bail conditions."

Again, it's of his own making. Most people in his position would have been out on bail. But to repeat again, he's a proven flight risk. If he want's to keep appealing, then he stays inside until the extradition is either granted or refused. At which point, he gets kicked out of the country either on a flight to the US or somewhere of his (limited) choosing, most likely somewhere he has proven citizenship.

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