* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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A speech recognition app goes into a bar. Speak up if you’ve heard it already

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Maybe El Reg could send an intrepid reporter to do a Geeks Guide to Britain article on the Avoncroft Museum?

"The museum also contains the UK's National telephone kiosk Collection. This is the largest collection of telephone kiosks in the country and is part of the Connected Earth heritage project. There are also three fully working analogue telephone exchanges (one of them a mobile TXE2[2]), a manual switchboard and early automatic systems. The collection shows the complete history of telephone kiosks in the UK from 1912 to the 1990s together with demonstrations of how telephone calls were routed and connected before the advent of digital technology. "

Oh! A surprise tour of the data centre! You shouldn't have. No, you really shouldn't have

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On call and out partying

There seems to be a lot of people who are officially on call, and yet seem to be having a completely normal social life, like going out and getting pissed. I've not been on call very often, and not for many years, but it seems highly unprofessional to be on call and then not being in a fit state to actually do the job. I can only assume those people worked for crappy companies who didn't pay extra for being on call. In my case, we were paid an on call rate for the time being on call as well as overtime rates for any travel/work done. Those who were on an on call rota didn't get the on call rate but instead got a higher basic salary because that was part of their normal job, but still got the overtime rates for travel/work done and had a chart showing times/length of call out and how that related to whether or when they had to show up at work the next day.

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Re: Response time

Ah, the ambiguity of language. Specifying a 45 minute response also requires a definition of "response".

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Re: Gotcha

Must have been the early days before they put cameras in them :-)

Alpha adds to tally of exploding rockets, takes out space sail prototype with it

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Re: Close

The applause for the admittedly spectacular explosion seemed a bit cold hearted though. I was also a little concerned that they ran out excitedly to grab the falling debris, seemingly without thinking that there might be lots of other debris still falling.

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Re: First Launch? And with cargo?

"Seems strange to load up on cargo when they haven't actually had a successful launch."

They usually put a dummy load in to simulate the mass of what a normal production flight will do. In this case some of that dummy load was a (probably free) ride for a university experiment. I didn't see any mention of a customer payload that the uni experiment was attached to, so I'm assuming from that the uni experiment was the entire payload.

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Re: Looked good right up to the boom

"Now the question is where they need to reinforce"

More struts?

Apple stalls CSAM auto-scan on devices after 'feedback' from everyone on Earth

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Childcatcher

Clearly this is an attempt by the New World Order of Satan Worshipping Paedophiles to gather as much child porn for themselves as they possible can while at the same time backdooring billions of Apple devices so they can control the sheeple!

Branson (in a) pickle: FAA grounds Virgin Galactic flights after billionaire's space trip veered off course

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Re: but I don't think this is progress

"I mean, who the hell thought of landing a rocket the right way up."

Almost every SF author since the first story about rocketships?

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Re: "the choice of either aborting the flight"

"Being grounded after the fact is negligible, PR-wise, compared to the absolute shitstorm that Branson would have been subject to if the mission had aborted."

AKA "it's easier to beg forgiveness than to ask for permission" :-)

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"a race between three two rich people"

...and the race was for second place. SpaceX have already lofted "passengers" way higher :-)

Banned: The 1,170 words you can't use with GitHub Copilot

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Re: 1170 blocked exit points, any blocked entry points ?

"twinkie"

I can fully understand that they'd ban the naming of something after a chemical weapon masquerading as food.

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Re: Are you now, or have you ever been ...

"... a GitHub Copilot user?"

Why am I hearing that as if I'm attending one of the Hoover anti-communist witch hunt trials?

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"But no, "zeta" bad, "q" ok."

I think it's only ok if the Q is anonymous.

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Re: Usage

An excellent point. After all, it only seems to be in the US that the word "liberal" is treated as an insult ot swear word. I'm sure there are a liberal amount of other words in their list that also have no "bad" meanings in most of the rest of the world too. I'm guessing the Liberal Democrat Party won't be using GitHib to host their apps either.

Facebook: Let us tell you WhatsApp – we don't want to pay that €225m GDPR fine

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Re: "We will appeal this decision"

Is it a right to appeal or a right to request an appeal? ISTR reading once upon a time that an appeal must have some justification such as a material point of law or new evidence not apparent at the original trial. ie there must be grounds for an appeal to be granted, otherwise it may be refused. Also, IIRC, new evidence must be new and newly discovered, and not evidence held back from the original trial simply to have ammunition for a new trial (as seems to be common in big cases in the US)

IANAL and all of the above may well be incorrect, hence the initial question.

The unit of measure for fatbergs is not hippopotami, even if the operator of an Australian sewer says so

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Re: Gifting

"I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas"

You may change your mind after seeing one having a dump. They don't just shit like a cow (ie almost a liquid), they also spin their tail like a propeller and spread it far and wide! I suppose if you are an arable farmer or have a large allotment, it might work well as an autonomous muck spreader.

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Re: That's nothing!

"our old UK washing machine.... I put it in the sink,"

That's either a very small washing machine or a very large sink! I don't think I could lift our washing machine high enough to get it in the sink on my own, even if it would fit :-)

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Re: Pural [sic]

"How does one anglicize an octopus ?"

Persuade them to denounce the Pope?

Arm says it has 'successful working relationship' with Chinese joint venture run by CEO who refuses to leave

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Re: This is a no-win for China

Well, the warning signs have been visible for years. This is just one m ore of many. It's the way Chinese law works. If you as a foreigner want to set up shop in China, you need a local "sponsor" who will own 51% of your Chinese operation and have total access to any and all IP used in said business. That's been the case for decades and anyone setting up there knows that up front. Sadly, the rush for cheap labour and short term profits has blinded many to the long term problems. But once a few did it, everyone else pretty much had to do the same or see their market share eaten for lunch by those who did it first. Other cheap labour countries with less onerous ownership laws are and were available, but China has the money to invest in new plant and subsidies that other countries simply couldn't beat. Things are changing, but China is still reaping the harvest of decades of outsourcing production and has created it's own production and market.

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Re: 0wn3d

There are few if any countries that don't have a similar law. Wording and enforcement may vary from country to country, but the law is there in some form or another.

This drag sail could prevent spacecraft from turning into long-term orbiting junk. We spoke to its inventors ahead of launch

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Re: designed to operate even if the host spacecraft is inactive

"So how exactly does the host spacecraft command it to deploy, if the host spacecraft is inactive? Perhaps and automatic failsafe if it doesn't receive heartbeat from the spacecraft for more than some arbitrary period, but that carries its own risk of failure and prematurely deorbiting a working bird."

This initial iteration, the prototype, is designed to help speed up the return and burn up of used launch vehicles, so deployment at a set time or under set conditions very early in its life is the expected action. Later iterations for use on satellites will no doubt have other conditions which must be met before it deploys. Possibly a separate and independent receiver solely for receiving the deployment signal.

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"Also, 'metre' and 'fiber' is making this sentence difficult for me to look at."

Metre, the unit of measurement is correct across the world, except in the US, as opposed to meter, a device to show a measurement, which is spelled the same all over the world (excepting those places which may use a different, local language word for meter). Other meaning and uses of the meter also apply, but no other meaning is ascribed to the word Metre.

Likewise, fibre and fiber are the same, the entire English speaking word spells is as Fibre, apart from, you guessed it, the US, who spell it Fiber :-)

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"Assuming the artist rendition in the article is accurate, the sail increases the footprint of the satellite by about 3 or 4 times. 3-4x is still 3-4x, no matter how negligible the initial risk is."

That's true, but if you are within 2-3 rocket body diameters of another object, you're already seriously of course!

They've only gone and done it – South Korea forces Apple, Google to allow alternative app store payment systems

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alternative payment providers

"alternative payment providers may not offer the same level of supervision that Apple offers."

Not offering the same level of supervision that Apple does could be a good thing. it depends on what the differences are and if those alternative payment providers might be more customer service oriented rather and Apple/Google more "money machine" priorities.

More cracks found in Russian annex of the International Space Station

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I suspect the answer will be a bit of materials science and thicker materials. The ISS was built when getting anything big and heavy into space was really, really expensive so those walls are pretty thin skin. With newer, cheaper and big launch vehicles, and a needed for those thicker (heavier!) walls, it should be less of an issue to put something up there with a known and much longer lifespan. The data from the long term exposure of the existing ISS materials will, of course, be very useful. I'd expect that when the last astronaut leaves, it won't just be a case of turning out the lights, but bringing back samples cut from the outside of the station before de-orbiting the remains.

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Re: "applied two kilograms of hermetal along all the seams"

"I do risky things but I would not put metal putty on a hot water boiler. I'm glad it has worked for you but that smacks of catastrophic failure."

He said tank, not boiler, so I'd assume from that it's an unpressurised, insulated storage vessel, not a pressurised boiler.

Leaked Guntrader firearms data file shared. Worst case scenario? Criminals plot UK gun owners' home addresses in Google Earth

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Re: "why it was collecting location coordinates down to six decimal places"

Well, to be fair, although they probably neither needed nor should have had that level of co-ordinate data, once the data had been stolen with full address and postcode, pretty much anyone could have correlated that data with mapping data. Having the coordinates just made it easier and quicker.

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Re: "British Association for Shooting and Conservation"

"Makes you wonder how nature managed before firearms were invented"

That would probably be back when this sceptered isle had actual large carnivores like wolves and bears and a proper natural and balanced food chain. Then those bloody Neanderthal moved in!

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Re: Storage

"90% of the UK is rural."

As evidenced by the map image in the article showing the spread of gun owners. It's like a negative image of the satellite photos showing light pollution. The dark areas are the urban areas where legal gun ownership is negligible,

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Re: section 58

* you won't be home if they want to actually steal your firearm

If it's properly secured, that may take some time and possibly be a little noisy

* you WILL be home and will use your firearm(s) on THE CRIMINAL (I would)

If it's properly secured, you probably won't have time to get it out, load it and use it. On the other hand, if that's what they came for, then you and your family being there is just more reason to do as they say and give them any weapons and ammunition you have, nice and quietly.

It might be interesting to view crime stats later to see if criminals avoid the "firearm house" in favor of the one nearby with all of the lights off and an expensive entertainment system inside...

See above, it depends on what that specific criminal is looking for.

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Re: No surprises here

Yeah, I'd nor thought of it like that before. If the only meat I eat is source from vegan animals, eg cows, pigs, sheep, chickens etc, that makes me a vegan too!

South Korea says 2022 moonshot on track, will test interplanetary internet and search for water

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Re: DTN =~ UUCP?

I was thinking more along the lines of NNTP or FidoNet :-)

Rumors of satellite-comms-capable iPhone abound. The truth could be rather boring

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Re: 13 or X3

I suspect they will chicken out. There seems to be higher levels of superstition in the US than one might expect. At least, C-Level think that's the case. Floor 13, room 13 etc are often "missing" in buildings and streets.

ISTR Otis once reported that 85% of hotels have no floor designated 13 on the lift buttons/menu. There seems to be a fear that guests might refuse a booked room on a floor labelled 13, even though they will actually take a room on the 13th floor if it's labelled as 14 instead. Whether that is true of the actual guests is another matter of course.

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"Put a solar cell on top, charge all day, fly for five minutes."

Well, it worked on Mars :-)

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Re: Starlink Debunked

Agreed. I'd imagine that either second gen unit, or a firmware upgrade, will tighten that gap such that it's barely noticeable. It's disappointing that it can't already do that. I thought the starlink sat were supposed to talk to each other, which led me to assume that as one is going out of range, it would be telling the ground stations where to look for another one. If it's not doing that, maybe that's the plan for the future. After all, it's still in testing and development phase.

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Re: Starlink Debunked

That's true, but the added latency to geosync is 240-280ms per satellite hop.

I gather that using Starlink, the satellite latency is 24-88ms

So I guess is depends on what you want the link for.

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Re: Inclusive-Or

What's that you skippy?

"So, err.. a light aircraft crashed onto my car and pushed it off the edge of the marina, where it hit a boat and the whole lot caught fire... what option do I select???"

Oh, ok, we'll send Lassie then.

Bonkers rocket launch sees craft slip sideways, barely climb and tear up terrain

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Re: Nice recovery

"The camera handling person was confused for a moment, judging from the wide angle shot trying to find the thing."

Yeah, I saw that too. Load sounds of launch, lots of steam and exhaust and the camera operator, for a fraction of a second, seemed to think s/he had missed it and panned up before realising, no, it's not up there yet :-)

Et tu, Samsung? Electronics giant accused of quietly switching SSD components

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Re: Is it such a big problem in this case?

That's an interesting description of what some people do. But these drives max out at 2500MB/s write speed so I'd guess the people you are talking about are going to be using something a bit more beefy like full on enterprise grade kit writing into a large array and will be testing and benchmarking and carefully checking the specs of the kit they are using or planning to use. Would someone writing 64GB/s continuously for days or weeks really be using 1TB NVMe drives? I just can't imagine that amount of data or begin to conceive of the costs involved, it's just so far outside of my experience.

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Is it such a big problem in this case?

I wonder how many people are actually affected by this particular change? I don't deal with production kit/servers/big systems so based on;

"starts at about 2,500 MB/s and maintains this until writing about 115 GB of data, after which performance falls to 800 MB/s."

How many and what sorts of applications would be writing a 115GB stream of data frequently enough to be an issue? I'd imagine there are many people who will see the faster initial write speed, and never hit the "wall" where it slows down. I'm assuming here that the 115GB "wall" is a cache, and if you stop writing before hitting it that the cache then empties, hopefully before the next big write. I can imagine that for many uses, the uplift in initial write speed and the larger cache before speeds drop will actually be a benefit. The problem to me, seems to be the lack of transparency in the changes in specs and the lack of a new model#.

'Apps for GNOME' site aims to improve discovery of the project's best applications

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Just had a look at circle.gnome.org

...and the first thing that struck me in the listed apps is that for most of them, I have no idea what they are or do based on the icon and name. The only option is to click through each and every app to find out if it's the one you are looking for. A few words of description or a hover-pop-up would massively increase the usability of that site.

For example, an icon of a trumpet and the app is called Tootle. Thinking it might be music related I click through and it's a front-end for a microblogging website. WTF?

Why didn't they just use the same template as apps.gnome.org? (where they also list all the Circle apps in a more user friendly manner)

Maybe they could go on LinkedIn and ask for opinions on the UI? :-)))

EU to formally probe Nvidia's $54bn takeover over British chip designer Arm – report

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would that be a soft loan from a bank?

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Re: Whatt???

As we are seeing, and have been seeing for decades now, when you ban tech going into China, they put their significant financial and education muscle into developing their own tech (and stealing/pirating/strongarming it of course, that goes without saying)

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Re: Majority Voting?

Previous buyout was an investment bank. No real competition concerns.

This buy out is a CPU/GPU manufacture. Real and actual competition concerns.

Slap on wrist for NCC Group over CREST exam-cheating scandal as infosec org agrees to rewrite NDAs and more

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Re: Why a Basset Hound?

The Basset Hound is often seen, especially in cartoons, as being a detective because the big floppy ears are reminiscent of the Deerstalker supposedly worn by Sherlock Holmes.

After quietly switching to slower NAND in an NVMe SSD, Western Digital promises to be a bit louder next time

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This one, the D915GHA

From that spec, it seems the two different NIC options were factory build options. I don't recall that at the time, nor any difference in model numbers. I suspect what happened is they found most people wanted the Gb Marvel NIC rather than the 10/100 Intel NIC and simply abandoned the 10/100 Intel option in favour of the Marvel Gb option.

When everyone else is on vacation, it's time to whip out the tiny screwdrivers

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I think...

...Mr Dabbs needs to buy a defragging tool for his desk.

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Re: Haynes Manuals

God knows what it had fallen out of, but it was at least 1/4",

Probably the steering wheel nut :-)

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Re: Haynes Manuals

"It sneers at WD40"

I tend to go with WD42 these days. It's the answer to everything.

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