* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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The ideal sat-nav is one that stops the car, winds down the window, and asks directions

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Re: My experience

"Myself, I have a really good TomTom Premium X I can put in any car, and it's golden. I can even navigate a map on my computer, and push it to the device !"

Same here, although a decent Garmin in my case. In-car sat-navs were pretty shit in the various hire cars I've had over the years. Usually out of date, hard to use, too low down to see properly without taking your eyes off the road, and often poor at routing or re-routing.

Cheap SatNavs aren't a lot better and Googles Maps is barely useable for car navigation because, as you say, too much unwanted shit on the screen.

It helps if, when buying a sat nav, the buyer looks into it properly as with any other tech purchase and looks for something with support and updates, especially mapping updates.

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"There was a judge who made a very good comment about speed cameras causing people to spend too much time watching their speedo instead of the road and this would be worse as it would kick in every time you wanted to alter the heating/wipers/radio/lights...great idea that"

Didn't Tesla and other already go down the route of touch screens with no physical sensing of where you touching or feedback to say you activated to virtual control? My car doesn't have anything like that, all physical knobs and buttons and I can adjust pretty much anything without having to look, at worst a quick fraction of a second glance.

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Re: wine predictions

"the next best is about €5.00 which is expensive here."

It's not common to find a red at that low a price in the UK at all. And with the new duty rules, red will go up as it's a generally a higher alcohol content than white. Post-Brexit rules mean alcohol duty is being partially simplified and will be more based on alcohol content rather than type of drink. Those into sparkling white wines will probably benefit the most.

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" I don't stop other people if they want to drink and get drunk."

You appear to be working on the assumption that being "drunk" is a situation that occurs after any amount of alcohol is consumed.

A lightbulb moment comes too late to save a mainframe engineer's blushes

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Re: early compiler days

The semi-colon is probably the most underused piece of punctuation in the written language. All hail the programming language designers for lifting this obscure mark back up it's rightful and most well used position in the punctuation hierarchy. It's just a shame those language designers don't actually know what the semi-colon is for, but they do think it looks pretty; it's a "safe" character to use since it will never appear in user input.

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Re: "Is it plugged in?"

And, of course, they always said yes because they'd never admit to having not done the simple and basic checks that even a non-tech ought to be able to carry out. So the correct first step is, "Maybe the connector has come loose, can you try unplugging it and plugging it back in, (at both ends if relevant)

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Re: A comment from the REAL Will

"Design a failsafe doorbell.

It was great fun, but need I say, we failed."

Need more info. Is it more important to not open the door if no one is there than it is to not let someone in who might be dying? ie, does the bell fail "safe" on or off? Or was failsafe used incorrectly such that the teacher wanted a door bell that couldn't fail or at least would guarantee an accurate indicator of working/failed?

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Re: It can take a remarkably long time to notice that the alert mailer has stopped working.

"I can quite imagine that being true, I've heard something similar about pilots and aircraft engineers who might notice something is wrong even when asleep in the rest area (long haul) because they're so used to how the aircraft sounds/feels that when something changes it hits the unconscious brain and starts screaming"

My brother was in the Royal Navy as a "lifer". He said he could tell what his ship was doing just by the sounds of the engines/feel of the vibrations through the deck and bulkheads and it was obvious if there was anything unusual in the sound or feel.

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Re: There's two more rules, actually...

"1. ASSUME the firearm is loaded until you have personally verified that it is not."

Clearly not followed on the Rust film set.

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Re: I had a somewhat similar problem

"Cue much honking and beeping of horns behind me."

Possibly even more livid drivers if you'd just "queue jumped" to front and THEN held them up :-)

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Re: Thank you …

I felt no guilt in increasing the upvote count since it was already on an unremarkable 47 by the time I got here.

UK Department for Education to schools: Maybe delay signing that 3-year licensing deal for MIS with Education Software Solutions

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"development to progress at a snails pace."

So, an accelerated development schedule compared to SIMs? Where's the downside?

TI will splash out up to $30B on wafer fabs

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Oh god, I'm getting old

I read this bit "Work will commence in 2022, and production is predicted to commence in 2025 if all goes well." and it sounded like the far future of Science Fiction rather than just a few years down the line.

Robo-Shinkansen rolls slowly – for now – across 5km of Japan

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Based on the comments above re metro-like systems, it means the ability to run trains closer together, thus increasing the line capacity. But as you and others have pointed out, if it's not a closed system, it becomes very hard to do. Probably still much easier by at least one order of magnitude than autonomous cars on the public road though.

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Re: Wilford Industries

Hmm....

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Re: A train, any train, not just the Shinkansen

"The big difference is the speed."

I'd have thought that would be the ideal reason to automate. The train already goes so fast that the line has to be secure. No people, vehicles or animals allowed to cross the tracks. Likewise, no dangerous curves, or junctions other than in known places. Also, the entire length of track is a known factor so maximum safe speed can be maintained for any specific part of it. If anything, it should be faster and safer than with a human driver. And, IIRC, the driver is already monitored to make sure they are paying attention at all times and informed by computer about what is coming up and what to do.

Canadian teen nabbed in $36.5m crypto heist – possibly the biggest haul yet by a single individual

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Re: You have to be kidding me!!!

"It's almost like some people deserve to be fleeced..."

There's a lot of greedy people in the world. But like a pyramid, only the very few at the top get rich, the rest end up being the victims.

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Re: USD 30M still missing?

Yeah, IIRC this is at least the second case recently where many millions of cryptocurrency are reportedly stolen, the cops catch the miscreant, but only seem to recover 10-20%

Boffins find way to use a standard smartphone to find hidden spy cams

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"What about LAPD on a phone in LA ?"

It sounds like part of a song lyric?

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Re: Haven't movie theaters been doing it for years?

"I think shining a laser in customers eyes could result in some complaints, and even lawsuits."

...and few thank you notes from people who used to have cataracts :-)

Ford taking control of chip supply in Globalfoundries deal

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Re: Frightening

"We really are happily waltzing into a frightening world......"

Yes, it's quite terrifying that we at least a generation who have grown up now, owning nothing and renting everything. Back when I was kid, 50 years ago, renting was seen as wasted money. Do without if necessary until you can save up and buy outright. Even HP was frowned on except for really expensive items. For many, the only acceptable debt was a mortgage.

People did rent for housing of course, but it was still looked on as a second choice to buying if buying wasn't an option.

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Re: Better late than never

"your interest has to go beyond the contract you have with them."

Not least because sometimes they are small suppliers, completely beholden to the giant manufacturer, who might well go bust if demand drops for any reason.

It's fake ooze, don't fall for fake ooze: Alien fossils found on Mars might just be simple chemistry, uni pair warn

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Re: Typo?

You really don't have much faith in NASAs Mars Return mission, do you :-)

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Re: Never mind fossils

Oh wow, I never knew that. It sounds rather more complex than just allowing for a longer day though.

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Re: Never mind fossils

Yeah, it is. The day is longer and has more than 24 hours in it, but the hour is still the same to a local observer. Nitpicking though, to an observer on Earth, it may be slightly different due to the difference in relative speed of Mars and Earth due to...err...relativity.

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Re: Attempt no landing...

Yeah, there almost no evidence of what was around before plants started doing photosynthesis and produced such a large amount of highly toxic gas that changed the entire ecosystem of the planet, wiping out almost all the earlier forms of live. That bloody Oxygen was highly toxic to the early residents. And we worry about climate change? Here, I'll show you climate change!! :-)

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Re: Typo?

"but we see nothing that even indicates plants or even their fossils on the surface so far."

Although to be fair, we humans haven't closely examined very much at all of the Martian surface so far. Most of what we know has been observed from orbit. I'd love it if we found some evidence, but the odds are pretty low until there's some sort of long term human presence there.

Future of the three NHS bodies managing health tech in doubt after £2.1bn cash injection

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Re: Another one

"So all I expect to happen now is that all 3 will be consumed into a new agency with a flashy name and run by the pals of Javid and no lessons will be learnt!"

I expect a new body to be created with the project aim of bringing the other three bodies under it's wing into a single, all encompassing body. Eventually. Maybe. Or we'll just end up with four bodies. It all sounds a bit like creating a new standard, so I won't bother linking the obvious XKCD :-)

Do not try this at home: Man spends $5,000 on a 48TB Raspberry Pi storage server

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Re: Not too bad

"But I've never begrudged the $5 I donate every month"

ICBA to do the conversion rate, but £5.99 is the cheapest Netflix sub in the UK, which is the one I have, and that's more entertaining than YouTube.

New study demonstrates iodine as satellite propellant... in space

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Re: costings

"All we need now is one with a charged field to ingest orbital debris and a scheme to atomise it for thrust; mk2 tracks down debris to ingest and declutters LEO"

Just don't give it any current AI and leave it to it's own devices. It might start eating stuff it shouldn't.

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Re: Nice

I would imagine it's also the cost of containing the gases at very high pressure as opposed to the a solid, transporting it to the satellite and "fuelling" it on the launch site. The raw material cost is probably largely irrelevant. Likewise, they are targetting very small sats and the article says the current gas based ion engines don't scale down small enough.

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Re: Maybe mix the iodine

"I sometimes wonder how I survived my childhood!"

Do that today and you'd probably end up in jail as a terrorist!

A tiny island nation has put the rights to .tv up for grabs – but what’s this? Problematic contract clauses? Again?

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Re: Not worth the paper they are written on...

Yeah, it did cross my mind that if this turns into a drawn out political kefuffle, there might not be a country left to own the .tv domain.

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Re: Public view

"And if they do try to type it in to a browser probably automatically type .com and end up with a Google search if it isn't that,anyway."

I'm seeing more and more advertising that ends with "Just search blah blah blah". I often wonder if that works or if searchers may end up at competitor sites, depending on their own location and search history.

But worse, I see adverts that just say "find us on Facebook". No, thanks, I'll try somewhere else.

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Re: Nice article

"Appreciated, and also fascinating. If the $5m fee is 7% of GDP then if they get a 50% profit share that could add 10% to their GDP in a single contract. Let's hope they find an amicable way to make this a properly competitive tender process."

That's more or less what I was thinking. Why even put it out to tender at all? They know what they get now, they know the profit levels Verisign are making off it. Just advertise it for $10 or $15m licence fee and the buy knows they will be getting at least $5m to $10m in profits, guaranteed. No fuss, no muss. The downside, of course, is no kickbacks, no lucrative non-executive board positions etc.

Magnanimous Apple will allow people to fix their iPhones using parts bought from its Self Service Repair program

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Re: Fair?

"Well apparently to replace the keyboard on a macbook requires buying an assembly containing the entire top of the case (case, touchpad, keyboard, battery, etc). Apple won't sell you just a keyboard. SO that makes your keyboard repair $400 rather than $50 that most other laptops would be."

Depending on the model, that's not unheard of. Some Lenovo models are like that too. Most of the business grade stuff, a keyboard swap is easy and takes under 5 minutes. But some are part of the cover and involve an almost total strip down to swap because it's a sealed unit meaning a drinks spill isn't likely to wreck the main board, SSD, battery, or anything else inside the main case. The Carbon X1 would be an example of that while the majority of L, P and X range, don't have that extra protection, but are cheap and easy to fix. Unless it's a spillage related keyboard fault in which case it may be a write-off, if not now, then in the near future.

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corporate culture changes way slower than memes!

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Re: A good step

"Those one in a box offers always seem to lack in quality, either of the tools, the parts or even both."

My experience is that the tools appear to have a life expectancy of the one repair they were bought for, if that. Cheap and nasty stuff.

Ubuntu desktop team teases 'proof of concept' systemd on Windows Subsystem for Linux

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Re: @karlkarl - I don't think so!

"What happened to the Bill Gates Satan Icon?"

It's retired and gone off to do "good works" in the care home for ex-CEOs of defunct tech companies.

Seagate demos hard disk drive with an NVMe interface. Yup, one with spinning platters

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Thanks. I see I'll need to be especially careful if and when I next buy a board. It's either going to have to have "traditional" SATA as well as M.2 for SSD or provide at least two SSD usable M.2 slots.

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"Although in practice I have never seen a non-locking SATA plug work its way loose. Ever. Ignoring cables that are too short here."

I was a field engineer for a number of years and yes, reseating SATA connectors was "a thing" to fix some issues of data read/write errors or HDD not detected. I can't say I saw any that had fell off, but quite a few where just pushing it back in properly was the "fix". Then the lockable connectors came along and those faults mostly went away. Some cheap ones tended to corrode, probably some chemical reaction between the contacts on the drive, the nasty cheap alloys used in the cheap connectors and humidity or contaminants getting in.

And yes, I constantly mis-remember that M.2 and NVMe are not the same thing. Thanks for clarifying that. I did, of course, mean M.2 :-)

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Re: Normally

Unless the screw position assumes a full length card and you want to fit a half length card and it didn't come with an adaptor plate.

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"Yet the SATA connector is standard, compatible, well known and secure."

Well, it's secure now. It didn't used to be. The first iteration of SATA plugs didn't have locking clips. They tended to work loose and even fall off over time if the plastic wasn't quite moulded right to grip. It's a mature technology. NVMe is still a stroppy teenager, as alluded to above, with weird and odd "standards" and incompatibilities.

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"I have recently upgraded my home PC. My new motherboard has an NVMe slot if you care to check the image, it is behind the RAM and underneath the PSU connector)."

I've not bought a motherboard in years. Do current ones have multiple NVMe slots? Or do you just have to replace the SSD when you want a bigger one rather than adding to it? My current motherboards have 4 to 6 SATA connectors and all have at least 2 drives fitted.

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Re: Hardware vs Software

"Hardware engineers like to get things working reliably before applying their devices to users."

IBM DeathStars drives.

Iomega Zip Click of death.

XBox, red ring of death.

...and lets not even go near the automotive industry!!

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"Why overwrite it en masse, why not just overwrite on use?"

Because buffer and stack overflows. They won't magically go away. Programmers will be programmers and we just KNOW that sometime very soon, a program will make an assumption about some previously unused memory content, or read back a buffer longer than it should be, pulling in whatever random data was left there 6 months ago.

In the '80s, spaceflight sim Elite was nothing short of magic. The annotated source code shows how it was done

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Re: Joysticks

Ah, ok, fairy'nuff. I never got to play with an Archimedes so can't really comment on that.

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Re: Hang on...

In the early days of 8-bit computers, some games used up the whole RAM as part of (or incidently) copy protection since there was no where for the copy programme to reside. It wasn't unusual back then for video RAM to be 7-bit, no lowercase letters. but then upgrades came out making the 1K video RAM up to 8 bit and a new char. gen for lower case. then copy programmes came out which loaded into video RAM so you could watch it work while it loaded then saved a "full RAM" game :-)

(Pre Speccy/Beeb/C64 days)

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Re: Joysticks

"I played the Acorn version, it was the only machine that could handle shaded polygons at the time. People venorate the commador amiga but it really was weak in comparison."

That there's fightin' talk!!

There were a lot of nice things about the Beeb, I had many to play with where I worked, and lots of nice add-ons the average user could only dream about, but claiming it was better than the Amiga is just...wrong. 8-bit as opposed to 16-bit for starters. The amazing Amiga graphics had incredible strengths in most areas, but could be weaker in others. It's such a shame that the port of Elite was so poor though. Fairly low res., pitiful sound effects to name but two. That port could have been soooo much better.

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Re: Joysticks

"I bought the official analogue joysticks just to play this game."

The best where the ones without auto-centring or where that could be be mechanically disabled, It made docking without a docking computer much easier.

On the other hand, I was spoiled rotten at work playing Elite. Being an educational establishment, we had bought in some CAD package or other. Clearly not very memorable after all these years. But it was a super duper CAD package that cost a lot of money. Apart from the disks and manuals, also in the box was a 6502 coprocessor and a device called The BitStik!! The BitStik was basically a none centring analogue joystick the size of a large trackball with a knob sticking out of the top. Said knob was also a rotatable pot for Z-Axis control in the CAD package. It was also fully supported by Elite and would control the throttle making manual docking piss easy, set speed, set roll and go! :-)

Ah, Here is the Bitstik, from Acorn themselves no less. Seems that was the CAD package name too. Interestingly it wasn't new. It was a rework of a product aimed at Apple ][ users 2 years earlier. But still, 2 grands worth of kit to play a 20 quid game LOL

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