* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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'Can you identify your assailants?' Yes, they were pixelated! I'd know them anywhere!

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Re: occasionally being sampled when there's nothing left in the house.

Just make sure you have a granny at the party. Grannies will make a bee line for the Blue Nun or Black Tower every time! It's the only way to be sure it's all gone by the end of the night.

BOFH: What a beautiful classic car. Shame if anything were to happen to it

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Re: Classic cars...

"classic electric car"

For me, that phrase immediately brought up an image of late 1800's electric cars :-)

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Re: Ever alert

Of course they have security cameras in the lair. The official ones mysteriously never seem to work. The unofficial ones, however...

'95% original' film star Spitfire could be yours for a mere £4.5m (or 0.05 Pogbas)

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Re: One of the best 5 minutes of my life

Yes. But it costs a lot more. Inspiration4 Mission

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Re: One of the best 5 minutes of my life

"The only problem is - when the first plane you've flown is a Spitfire, where the hell do you go after that?"

A Vulcan? Maybe one will eventually be restored enough to do more than just taxi down the runway someday.

Joint European Torus celebrates 100,000 pulses: Neither Brexit nor middle age has stopped '80s era experiment

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Re: 40 years in the making

Ah, so that's what the synchrotron is for :-)

Japan's Supreme Court rules cryptojacking scripts are not malware

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Re: "crypto mining software is not malware"

Exactly. The very definition of cryptocurrency is converting energy to cash. Hence why in many parts of the world it's simply no longer economic to even try to "mine" it any more except on an industrial scale or by "stealing" electricity, either as per the article or b y actual criminal by-passing of metering systems.

As for the $5.80 per day, that sounds good to me. It's a more than the pay rise I've just been offered!!

If you want less CGI and more real effects in movies, you may get your wish: Inflatable film studio to orbit Earth

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Re: It's time for a 2001 space wheel !

Yeah, imagine a 6-way docking adaptor with a modified SpaceX Starship permanently attached at it's nose to four of the ports, leaving two for visitors/shuttles/lifeboats. Maybe modified Starships where the engine/fuel section is detachable so another one could dock in at the back. Two or more Starships lined up on those four permanent docking ports. Spin the whole thing slowly with a nice gravity gradient down the spokes.

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Re: "The future of space is commercial"

Only from the point of view of "blue sky" science and exploration. In terms of getting people and industry up there and possible future viable colonies either in orbit, on the Moon or Mars, commercial is likely the only way it's going to happen. Just look at what the USA is spending *per launch* on SLS. No way is there going to be a Moon or Mars shuttle to service a permanent base at those prices. More likely it'll be a public/private partnership with the likes of NASA/ESA/JAXA/China etc funding science and astronomy at a Moonbase if commercial providers build it and factor the leasing/rental agreements into their profit sheets. But even that is a stretch with current capabilities. What can be made on the Moon better/cheaper than on Earth to justify the transport and living costs?

Privacy is for paedophiles, UK government seems to be saying while spending £500k demonising online chat encryption

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Re: More misdirection.............

"All you need is the Bruce Schneier book "Applied Cryptography" and a modern C compiler."

Yeah, roll your own encryption works really well. As evidenced by no professionally built encryption ever being broken or having errors or bugs in the code.

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Re: Protecting children. We want to know everthing about you.

"And once you've been tagged, stamped, filed, indexed etc as a child, who thinks this will stop when you leave school? Reach 18? Leave college?"

They already have an NHS identifying number. And, later in life, an NI number. The system is already in place and has been for years. All it needs is a government IT project to link it all up :-)

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Re: Isnt' it wonderful

"understand" might be a bit strong.

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"Even those who have "nothing to hide" as they like to argue typically cave when you ask why they don't want government monitored cameras in their hall outside their bathroom."

They probably do have Ring doorbells and Amazon Alexas scattered around the house though.

Version 7 of WINE is better than ever at running Windows apps where they shouldn't

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Re: It's true the old addage...

"It might go mouldy, no chance of it getting better."

So, MS more of a cheese than a wine?

Planning for power cuts? That's strictly for the birds

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Re: Boom .....

"One lamp (the white one IIRC from my uni days) is connected as you say - when in phase it goes out."

On a one lamp system, as related further up, how do you tell the difference between, "oh look, it's already in phase, that was lucky" and "Damn, the bulb must've blown"

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Re: I say it's plausible

"And if you have tested it then it still won't work but for a different reason, that you hadn't previously thought of"

If you test often, remember to top up the fuel tanks. If you've not tested the gennys for years, check the fuel is still viable.

Epoch-alypse now: BBC iPlayer flaunts 2038 cutoff date, gives infrastructure game away

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Re: so long

I remember as a kid buying the first issue of 2000AD and thinking the future was still a long way away!

(which I'd kept it now, apparently it would have had some value!)

Email blocklisting: A Christmas gift from Microsoft that Linode can't seem to return

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"but with an email provider, they watch and make sure their customers aren't sending mass scam emails and the like so you'll much less likely to have this issue."

I wish! Have you seen the shit that still comes out of MSHotmail. It'd be nice if they lead by example.

Lawmakers propose TLDR Act because no one reads Terms of Service agreements

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Re: EULA

Lawyers read EULAs, especially when it's one going out with their companies products.

People don't read EULAs.

Therefore, lawyers aren't people.

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Re: That was quite a long article

I thought the headline summarised it perfectly. Or at least I assume it did since the article was TL;DR :-)

Could BYOB (Bring Your Own Battery) offer a solution for charging electric vehicles? Microlino seems to think so

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Re: This is the right direction!

I think you'll find Boris has legislated against that. We now use Great British Laws of Physics, not those puny ones previously imposed on us by the EU!!

I was, of course, referring to "fuel duty" specifically charged on fuel used for cars, buses etc. With EVs, yes, a heavier car will use more "fuel", but that can't be taxed at higher rates just for cars, it can only be taxed with the usual VAT and "green taxes" we all pay for all electricity usage.

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Re: This slow thing would get run over by other drivers

"Perhaps as a way to get around city streets it is OK, but not as a serious mode of transportation."

Well, that is the target demographic as per the article.

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Re: I wanted an enclosed golf cart.

I thought that was where you put granny in her rocking chair, not the baby.

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Re: Battery swaps

"Anyone with any sense would avoid it like the plague and those without sense would end up with a piece of counterfeit junk instead of thousands of pounds of battery."

Clearly the solution to that is BlockChain Batteries! Not only do you know it's a "real" one, it comes with a built-in history of use (and abuse), so the price can be scalable to the condition it's in :-)

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Re: why do we need cars?

"get a train for 20 minutes (ish, im not certain, but it would be towards london), then another train (10-15mins) back out of london to get to the train station 'near' work"

That's probably the most salient point of your post. Most public transport is arranged on the assumption that people want to travel from the suburbs to the city centre. For many, many people, that's no longer the case, especially this last couple of years! Most people live out of the city centre and many of the jobs have, for years, been moving from the city centres to out of town shopping centres, business parks and industrial estates. We need buses etc that travel around the the towns as well. And I don't mean the "slow" buses that combine about 6 different routes in a single journey travelling through every housing estate. Neither the bus companies nor the local transport authorities seem to get this. If asked about it, they say there's no demand. How do they know? Because no one uses those non-existent routes of course!

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Re: This is the right direction!

A three wheeler only need the driver to hold a motorcycle licence and as others have mentioned, construction guidance allows for smaller and lighter build due to different safety standards. It's a slightly cheaper option and a little more accessible. I do, however, see your point. This is just that little bit more niche than the SmartCar.

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Re: This is the right direction!

"We already have such a thing, indirectly. It's the tax on fuel. Drive a lighter car (all else being equal), it'll be more fuel efficient (as less dead mass to move) - cheaper motoring. Drive more sedately - same."

In the UK, that's not the case (yet!) in terms of EVs. Being zero emission at point of use (excluding tyre wear), they are taxed at the minimum level. Whether it's a 2T SUV or a microcar.

At some stage, that will have to change. I suspect though, that the change will be Pay Per Mile rather than a scale of VED charges based on weight/efficiency. It'll be difficult to charge based on electricity usage since many will charge at home. Smaller cars being able to charge overnight off the house ringmain/standard 13A socket and not via a special charger will be impossible to monitor for "fuel duty".

Successive governments of all colours have been kicking Pay Per Mile around for years now.

Software guy smashes through the Somebody Else's Problem field to save the day

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Re: It's a sad day for this IT rag...

"You can make an office block fly in a book and on radio far better than any CGI"

Yes, the visual effects budget on radio shows is unlimited :-)

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Re: Had a customer do that

We;;, of course. All other staff/departments are people who sit at desks or machines or whatever DOING something to make money for the company. IT support are always just wandering around doing nothing obvious so clearly have the time for errands like that :-)

Russia starts playing by the rules: FSB busts 14 REvil ransomware suspects

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Re: "Ceased to exist"

With a sign reading остерегайтесь леопарда?

Virgin Orbit's LauncherOne rocket deploys seven satellites with third successful mission

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Re: Red tape and paperwork

El Reg, after YEARS, is still waiting for launch permission in the US!

5G frequencies won't interfere with airliners here, UK and EU aviation regulators say

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Re: Odd safety standard

True, but none of the previous steamships were advertised as "unsinkable".

<Small voice from the back> Is that actuially true?

Google splurging cash on UK offices to lure staffers back from the kitchen table

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Re: "team pods"

My take on "team Pods" is hipster-speak for offices and conference rooms :-)

No more DRM-free downloads as Amazon's ComiXology app set to disappear inside Kindle

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They probably haven't take into account Comixology account holders who neither have nor want an Amazon account either.

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Re: I always keep local copies.

Is that bit of Marvel also owned by Disney now? If so, no surprise.

Microsoft rolls out Files On-Demand with tighter macOS integration – but it defaults to 'on' and can't be disabled

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Re: gone and forgotten

Don't worry, it'll be back with the next Patch Tuesday along with the chosen MS settings, not any you may have chosen. It's done for you benefit, in case you changed you mind since you deleted it, took it out the back and shot it and then nuked it from orbit just to be sure.

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Re: Linux client?

Good point. And anyway, if we want remote storage, we can just set up some remote storage and mount it as a directory using SFTP or better, SSH. I'm sure someone could knock up a pretty GUI for those that don't like the command line (or maybe they have already?) Not to mention other solutions already out there.

Ransomware puts New Mexico prison in lockdown: Cameras, doors go offline

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Re: "The attack took automatic security doors offline"

UK prisons, on the other hand, don't appear to use remote locking/unlocking in the bits I've seen. It's all done manually. Hack proof! (At least in terms of remote access)

North Korea says it's launched a third hypersonic missile, this time reaching Mach 10

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Re: "a 240km corkscrew"?

Yeah, I did wonder about that and if it was intentional or just covering up something going wrong as "well, it's to elude interceptors and disguise the real destination/target.

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"If the rest of the world, wanted to really see the Kim Regime fall (so basically everyone other than China), then the best thing they could do would be to work out a way to create a relatively safe and porous border across and out of NK."

An interesting concept. Sadly, they have a pretty solid and almost impassable border with South Korea, who would be ultra suspicious of anyone coming over anyway, a huge border with China who, as you say, have no interest in this and will send "illegal immigrants" back, and a short land border with Russia. I doubt Putin has any interest in the idea either. Which only leaves the existing sea borders, and that doesn't seem to be an option as few if any are trying to get out that way either.

Massive rugby ball-shaped planet emerges from scrum of space 'scope sightings

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Re: Pluto has entered the chat

I'm just sitting here agreeing with both of you in case my head implodes!

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Re: Everyone knows

"Gas balls just wouldn't survive the scrum."

Surely the opposite is the true case. The scrum wouldn't survive the gas balls.

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""2 nations separated by a common language proper football and battlechess"

FTFY :-)

LAPD cops who preferred playing Pokémon Go to tackling robbery can be fired, appeals court rules

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guilty of all but the first count.

WTF? I wonder why they weren't found guilty of "1. Failing to respond to a robbery-in-progress call;" but WERE found guilty of all the other charges? It must be some sort of technicality because at least one of the other charges pretty much damns them for not attending the call.

Perseverance on the rocks: Pebbles clog up the rover's Martian sample collection

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How easy is it to tell a pebble? When does it stop being a pebble and become gravel?

My first mental image when someone says "pebble" is something at least an inch across. I guess it's one of those highly subjective things. Clearly El Reg need to send NASA an up to date copy of the El Reg Standards

Avira also mines imaginary internet money on customers' PCs

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But when will there be any free cycles?

IME, AV already sucks the life out of PCs in "normal" use. There'll never be much left over for crypto mining. The user certainly isn't going to earn anything from it because each individual PC can only contribute a tiny fraction of the work required to "mine" a coin.

Time to party like it's 2002: Acura and Honda car clocks knocked back 20 years by bug

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Re: Always date and time

"Hell, one of the servers I deal with now uses the English date format (or whatever one is selected in the interface) for all user facing pages, but on any programming interfaces (API and Inventory import CSV) requires the date to be in the form yyyy-mm-dd hh:mm:ss. I wouldn't mind that, but that fact is buried somewhere in one of the guides. It's not mentioned on the server, even in the error message you get if you get the date format wrong (it just says "Wrong format")."

Isn't that standard practice though? Use a "standard" internally then "localise" it for the users? It does rather sound as though the error trapping and reporting could be improved though.

Not looking forward to a greyscale 2022? Then look back to the past in 64 colours

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Re: Angel Delight

Is that like the slightly northern bit of the south? Somewhere down past Manchester or Sheffield? :-p

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Re: 64 colours?

Yes, it did. It also had a header for a lightpen.

Google: We disagree with Sonos patent ruling so much, we've changed our code to avoid infringement

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Re: Why didn't Google

"-not taking the least cost approach to infringement"

If a company is infringing laws, then the shareholders should be suing them anyway for bringing the company into disrepute and especially over any and all fines levied for same. A company infringing laws or patents must be punished and fined in such a way that any profits generated by said action are at least nullified such that being caught is more costly than taking the risk. Too many large companies see the fines for breaking the law as a business cost because the fine is often less than the profits made.

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