* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Earthquake halts operations at two of Toshiba's chip factories

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Re: Fire, snow, plague, trade war and an earthquake

Apparently, in Oz, a joke did the rounds along the lines of "if you think you have covid and want a rapid test, call the English Cricket Team" :-)

Machine needs more Learning: Google Drive dings single-character files for copyright infringement

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Re: yes no no no yes no yes!

Jim Trott might have prior art on that :-)

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"Therefore, you are all infringing! Stop writing you repeat infringers!"

OtmMGtm! What a good thing we can all learn to write emojii :-)

Running Windows 10? Microsoft is preparing to fire up the update engines

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Oh, thanks for that. Copied and saved for a rainy day.

On the other hand, FFS!!! All that when it should be a simple click of a button to turn updates on or off :-)

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"Not sure what all the fuss is about - just turn off windows updates"

Is that even possible? Surely the only option is to postpone updates, for a limited time. (Unless like another poster above, you don't connect it to the interwebs. At which point large portions of Windows will complain, not work, or warn you every time they launch that "your experience will be improved by connecting to the Internet", not least of which, if Windows can't phone home, it'll nag you about updates and probably eventually limit other features and tell you "Your copy of Windows may not be genuine".

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Re: reasons

So, you're saying "Microsoft have learned all the wrong things from Linux Oracle."

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"but I need to figure out where everything is again."

Why bother? They'll only move them again.

Farm machinery giant John Deere plows into two right-to-repair lawsuits

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While I agree with the sentiment, I suspect your numbers are a bit off in relation to hourly earnings. There's a call out fee included in that because farms tend to be out in the middle of nowhere. It takes time to get from one job to the next. And probably an hourly charge with a minimum of one hour.

On the other hand, as an IT field engineer, nice prices if you can get away with charging them! We certainly can't get anywhere near those prices without losing all our customers! Plumbers on the other hand...

Assange can go to UK Supreme Court (again) to fend off US extradition bid

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Re: cupboard fancier

I thought he came out of the closet?

Hive View security camera customers left in the dark as some gear gives up the ghost

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Re: The warranty on the device is for one year.

Yes, we do. There is an unlimited 2 year warranty and then there is a thing called "reasonable lifetime" where you should be able to get a repair or refund based on a sliding scale. This based on defects which should have been apparent from the time of manufacture. It gets a bit complex when it's software/firmware which technically you don't own, only licence, and the supplier has provided updates in the meantime. The supplier also has a right to try to effect a repair in a reasonable time frame. Personally, I'd take/send it back to the retailer and specify my "reasonable time frame" and then demand a refund when it's not met.

This is why I prefer to buy from reputable bricks'n'morter shops when possible. They will much more likely just hand over a refund, ship it back to the supplier for their refund and let them worry about the cost of repair/scrapping it.

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The warranty on the device is for one year.

According to consumer protection law, the minimum warranty period is TWO years. Unless Centrica/Hive want a huge fine like wot Apple got in Italy for charging a fee for the second year, then I hope that was an error on the part of the author and not the supplier.

Rolls-Royce consortium shopping for factory sites to build mini-nuclear reactors

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Re: SMRs are expected to produce 300MWe per unit.

That sounds like a glowing endorsement!

Robot vacuum cleaner employed by Brit budget hotel chain Travelodge flees

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Re: "it has no natural predators,"

"the only entrance large enough for it to physically fit is the locked trap door in the floor, and I have the only key."

Yeah, but what was that standard poodle doing in the machine shop late one night, after rummaging through your pockets white you slept. Are you SURE it's the only key?

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Re: French equivalent to Travelodge?

I used to do work for Accor and repaired a printer at a FormuleOne "hotel". They were in no way comparable to a Travelodge. FormuleOne was more like a Youth Hostel, except cleaner. Travelodge is The Ritz by comparison! Unless the name change to HotelF1 also included a major upgrade to the internals. As I remember it, they had tubular steel bunk beds and shared "self cleaning" showers/bathrooms (1 or 2 per floor)

Elvis may have left the building, but Windows remains very much on show

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Re: I Don't Think So

"Coincidentally, my earth-year age will become The Answer this Thursday. I'm not sure I'll get the hang of it.)"

Kids! Still getting excited over birthdays LOL.

(Hope you have a good one, Happy Birthday for Thursday!!)

Pop quiz: The network team didn't make your change. The server is in a locked room. What do you do?

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Re: Locked in at night

The bottom of the stairwell is the BOFHs lair. If you make it that far, getting out of the building is likely the least of your problems!

Apple preps fix for Safari's web-history-leaking IndexedDB privacy bug

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"1 thumb down"

Thanks for the clear explanation of why I am wrong.

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On the other hand, this bug wouldn't even be a problem if the sites using it didn't reveal personal data in the NAME of the database. How hard would it be to just use a randomly constructed name? This as bad as passing personal data in URI GET requests.

Meta trains data2vec neural network to grok speech, images, text so it can 'understand the world'

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And yet...

..we still continue to see news stories about real people having accounts hijacked and other shenanigans being unable to get a satisfactory response from the various Meta estates because they "don't have a human available and the automated systems can find no breach of community standards".

Clearly, Metas response isn't to have more humans, it's to try to improve their automated system and around we go again while they keep earning $billions and reneging on their responsibility and telling the legal systems of the world that they are "working on solutions"

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Re: Given the input of an infinite number of Monkeys

Is that possible?

'95% original' film star Spitfire could be yours for a mere £4.5m (or 0.05 Pogbas)

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Re: One of the best 5 minutes of my life

"Wot? A 40s era fighter -> 60s - 80s V bomber."

Depends on the personal preferences of the OP. Is he in love with fighters of the same era or iconic British aircraft in general? I was assuming the latter, you are assuming the former. We might both be wrong.

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Re: One of the best 5 minutes of my life

Yes. But it costs a lot more. Inspiration4 Mission

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Re: One of the best 5 minutes of my life

"The only problem is - when the first plane you've flown is a Spitfire, where the hell do you go after that?"

A Vulcan? Maybe one will eventually be restored enough to do more than just taxi down the runway someday.

Almost there: James Webb Space Telescope frees its mirrors and prepares for insertion

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It was the first result on google.co.uk. Other results were more local and correct.

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Re: Please strip the tracking from the links you publish.

"browser extension such as ClearURLs"

Ooooh, thanks. Installed and running now :-)

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I recently had reason to convert Kg to Stones and pounds. So I type the question into Google and the first result from a US website proudly announced the answer was 12.867453 stones!!!! FFS, no wonder they have problems :-)

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Re: SO TRASHY

Hang on while I visualise this.....one...two....threeeeee.....lots!

European silicon output shrinking, metal smelters closing as electricity prices quadruple, trade body warns

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Yes. There may well be good reasons to shut down coal fired power stations and now start targetting gas fired ones too, and there may well have been some irrational fears over nuclear that shut down all the German nuclear plants, but no one seems to be too concerned about bringing suitable "clean" replacements on stream before doing so.

Admittedly, those shutdowns do seem to have visibly spurred wind and solar power development and deployment, but no where near quickly enough to match the rate of closures. It's almost as if politicians seem to think the power will magically be imported from adjoining countries. Except those adjoining countries have all done the same kneejerk reactions to the noisy, squeaky wheels without properly thinking it through.

It almost seems as if the entire EU is going to rely on the French fleet of nuclear power stations for their base load. I'm sure that'll work well.

Wolfing down ebooks during lockdown? You might want to check out Calibre, the Swiss Army ebook tool

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Re: Upwards thumb

"one of the most attractive, artistic even, interfaces."

I might not go quite that far, but the authoes comment that it's "quirky" struck me as a bit odd. There is no "common user interface" guidance any more. No one follows what used to be there. Even MS don't follow their own CUI any more. So anything not compliant with the CUI is just different. And that is so many apps these days that nothing is really "quirky". Just different.

Why should I pay for that security option? Hijacking only happens to planes

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Re: On the topic of domain names expiring

"or the people that handle it are long gone."

I once had to deal with a "network issue" whereby some of the remote apps hosted at HQ worked and others didn't. It eventually transpired that the ones failing were the more "secure" ones that only allowed connections from certain IP addresses and the satellite office IP addresses had changed[*]. The ISP had sent notification emails to the company contact starting three months prior to the change and with increasing frequency as the great switch-over date approached. Unfortunately, the email address they were using was for a person who had left the company two years previouslly and no one was monitoring said address any more.

* Yes, it was a "fixed" IP address, but the business division of the cable company now known as Virgin Media thought that a "fixed" IP address was just one with a very long lease and they were in the process of (yet again!) re-segmenting their network.

'Can you identify your assailants?' Yes, they were pixelated! I'd know them anywhere!

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Re: 7UP as a mixer

Be careful. If sand gets in it can ruin the experience.

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Re: occasionally being sampled when there's nothing left in the house.

Just make sure you have a granny at the party. Grannies will make a bee line for the Blue Nun or Black Tower every time! It's the only way to be sure it's all gone by the end of the night.

BOFH: What a beautiful classic car. Shame if anything were to happen to it

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Re: Classic cars...

"classic electric car"

For me, that phrase immediately brought up an image of late 1800's electric cars :-)

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Re: Ever alert

Of course they have security cameras in the lair. The official ones mysteriously never seem to work. The unofficial ones, however...

Joint European Torus celebrates 100,000 pulses: Neither Brexit nor middle age has stopped '80s era experiment

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Re: 40 years in the making

Ah, so that's what the synchrotron is for :-)

Japan's Supreme Court rules cryptojacking scripts are not malware

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Re: "crypto mining software is not malware"

Exactly. The very definition of cryptocurrency is converting energy to cash. Hence why in many parts of the world it's simply no longer economic to even try to "mine" it any more except on an industrial scale or by "stealing" electricity, either as per the article or b y actual criminal by-passing of metering systems.

As for the $5.80 per day, that sounds good to me. It's a more than the pay rise I've just been offered!!

If you want less CGI and more real effects in movies, you may get your wish: Inflatable film studio to orbit Earth

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Re: It's time for a 2001 space wheel !

Yeah, imagine a 6-way docking adaptor with a modified SpaceX Starship permanently attached at it's nose to four of the ports, leaving two for visitors/shuttles/lifeboats. Maybe modified Starships where the engine/fuel section is detachable so another one could dock in at the back. Two or more Starships lined up on those four permanent docking ports. Spin the whole thing slowly with a nice gravity gradient down the spokes.

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Re: "The future of space is commercial"

Only from the point of view of "blue sky" science and exploration. In terms of getting people and industry up there and possible future viable colonies either in orbit, on the Moon or Mars, commercial is likely the only way it's going to happen. Just look at what the USA is spending *per launch* on SLS. No way is there going to be a Moon or Mars shuttle to service a permanent base at those prices. More likely it'll be a public/private partnership with the likes of NASA/ESA/JAXA/China etc funding science and astronomy at a Moonbase if commercial providers build it and factor the leasing/rental agreements into their profit sheets. But even that is a stretch with current capabilities. What can be made on the Moon better/cheaper than on Earth to justify the transport and living costs?

Privacy is for paedophiles, UK government seems to be saying while spending £500k demonising online chat encryption

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Re: More misdirection.............

"All you need is the Bruce Schneier book "Applied Cryptography" and a modern C compiler."

Yeah, roll your own encryption works really well. As evidenced by no professionally built encryption ever being broken or having errors or bugs in the code.

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Re: Protecting children. We want to know everthing about you.

"And once you've been tagged, stamped, filed, indexed etc as a child, who thinks this will stop when you leave school? Reach 18? Leave college?"

They already have an NHS identifying number. And, later in life, an NI number. The system is already in place and has been for years. All it needs is a government IT project to link it all up :-)

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Re: Isnt' it wonderful

"understand" might be a bit strong.

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"Even those who have "nothing to hide" as they like to argue typically cave when you ask why they don't want government monitored cameras in their hall outside their bathroom."

They probably do have Ring doorbells and Amazon Alexas scattered around the house though.

Version 7 of WINE is better than ever at running Windows apps where they shouldn't

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Re: It's true the old addage...

"It might go mouldy, no chance of it getting better."

So, MS more of a cheese than a wine?

Planning for power cuts? That's strictly for the birds

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Re: Boom .....

"One lamp (the white one IIRC from my uni days) is connected as you say - when in phase it goes out."

On a one lamp system, as related further up, how do you tell the difference between, "oh look, it's already in phase, that was lucky" and "Damn, the bulb must've blown"

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Re: I say it's plausible

"And if you have tested it then it still won't work but for a different reason, that you hadn't previously thought of"

If you test often, remember to top up the fuel tanks. If you've not tested the gennys for years, check the fuel is still viable.

Epoch-alypse now: BBC iPlayer flaunts 2038 cutoff date, gives infrastructure game away

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Re: so long

I remember as a kid buying the first issue of 2000AD and thinking the future was still a long way away!

(which I'd kept it now, apparently it would have had some value!)

Email blocklisting: A Christmas gift from Microsoft that Linode can't seem to return

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"but with an email provider, they watch and make sure their customers aren't sending mass scam emails and the like so you'll much less likely to have this issue."

I wish! Have you seen the shit that still comes out of MSHotmail. It'd be nice if they lead by example.

Lawmakers propose TLDR Act because no one reads Terms of Service agreements

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Re: EULA

Lawyers read EULAs, especially when it's one going out with their companies products.

People don't read EULAs.

Therefore, lawyers aren't people.

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Re: That was quite a long article

I thought the headline summarised it perfectly. Or at least I assume it did since the article was TL;DR :-)

Could BYOB (Bring Your Own Battery) offer a solution for charging electric vehicles? Microlino seems to think so

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Re: This is the right direction!

I think you'll find Boris has legislated against that. We now use Great British Laws of Physics, not those puny ones previously imposed on us by the EU!!

I was, of course, referring to "fuel duty" specifically charged on fuel used for cars, buses etc. With EVs, yes, a heavier car will use more "fuel", but that can't be taxed at higher rates just for cars, it can only be taxed with the usual VAT and "green taxes" we all pay for all electricity usage.

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