Posts by Kay Burley ate my hamster

Brexit Party Limited Company number 11694875

Company type: Private limited Company

Not a real party.

Re: I have it on good authority ..

Except they have increased the mortgage.

Re: Tempting...

Yup the 2008 model was very cheap and provided some respite while Microsoft shafted Windows users with Vista. Orlowski rant skipped once I realised why the article made no sense (he wrote it).

Re: Time to claw some back

@Lost all faith...

Aww leave him alone, he probably just works in Marketing or something!

Re: Drawbridge?

Yup, that was my first thought. Drawbridges go up as well as down.

Re: There, there children. Sorry your pacifier is b0rken.

With the massive variation in traffic we have in London, timetables are absolutely pointless. Routes don't always run their full length if delayed for example, the app tells you the destination meaning you will see if letting one go past will get you the full distance on the bus 2 mins behind.

If they use Slack they haven't learned their lesson. The problems started once monitisation was the goal.

Re: Language analysis

The punctuation is perfect. Are we sure TSB are not the NSA?

Re: Academic doesn't always mean intelligent

Looking at the study I see it's pretty short and to the point, I doubt any grant money was needed.

Re: William Wallace

Oh Amber Rudd and her party of Tory twats have “the necessary hashtags”, it's only a matter of repeating #StrongAndStableLeadership until the sheep come home.

Re: Monoploy

It's now the Competition and Markets Authority, Having changed names once in between.

https://www.gov.uk/cma-cases/twenty-first-century-fox-sky-merger-european-intervention-notice

Re: Too polite

I find shouting obscenities at cold callers stops them calling back (try insulting their mother), when I just hang up I get another call right after with a "I think we got disconnected".

Re: and on top of that

'as far as I recall, the word "immigration" was not on the ballot paper'

Someone down-voted that! Obviously the delusion the Tories and media are pumping out is affecting the weaker minds.

Re: Political Imprisonment?

Mayday would be an excellent choice, we could move the bank holiday back to May 1st where it belongs.

Re: My question is......

I disagree, El Reg has the most annoying ads outside of the daily mail. Animated, noisy, big and bordering the text while you are trying to read it. Without an adblocker this website is impossible to read for any length of time.

Re: coalition government?

'You obviously fail to get the joke about Bobby Ewing and the dream. You must not be old enough to remember 'Dallas' from the 1980's and 'Who shot JR?'.'

Some of us had better things to do...

Re: Shut the door on the way out

As detailed in The Book of Dave. ;)

Re: Windows Vista?

Autorun enabled for USB drives until Windows 7 perhaps...

Re: Finally, a GOOD religion

There is only one true "Bob".