Re: Hydrogen? Seriously?
If you look at the Stats you provide here:
https://www.zap-map.com/statistics/#region
They give a totally misleading impression.
Although it quotes 9425 locations, only 1657 of those are Rapid chargers which equate to the convenience of a petrol station, requiring 30 minutes or less to charge a vehicle. There are only 361 Tesla Superchargers which allow for your quoted 7min charge.
However, when you start to look at what that headline figure of 9425 locations really includes, there's a bit of a surprise. For instance, I live in the Peak District, and when you look at the map provided we find that although there are 5 charging locations within a 10 mile radius of where I live, not one of them is actually public - they are all tied to a hotel or guest house of some sort, and are marked as "restricted". There isn't actually a public charger nearer than Derby, 35 miles away.
But they count towards the misleading figure you are so fond of spouting.