3166 posts • joined 19 May 2010
Re: 'One day he'll give up and take a dump on my pillow instead'
Blimey! Are you Pterry re-incarnate?
I've never seen so many footnotes. (No, not even on AFP).
That's unfortunate, it gives the whinging twat the opportunity for lots of "I told you so" smugness.
I was hoping he would just whither away in obscurity.
Re: Rotate the Pod Door, HAL
I'm sorry Dave, but the Pod door cannot rotate. I can open the Pod Bay door for you, or rotate the Pod for you, which would you prefer?
A prime example: Michael Gove.
He's been, successively, Sec State for Education, Sec State for Justice, Sec State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, and now they want to make him Sec State for Brexit.
I doubt that he has any expertise in any of those diverse subjects.
Re: That's nothing
"There's desktop engineers still walking about that couldn't tell you what USB stands for."
Useful Sticky-in Bit
such a pawltry amount
NIce! a cross between poultry and paltry. maybe?
That Old Time 2018 IT songbook: Verity, Verity - give us your lyrics, do! We're half crazy, all for the love of you
Re: Yay! Stob!
You're absolutely right, I missed the September one. Thanks!
Far too long since the last one, but thank you, it was worth waiting for.
Now wandering round the office singing:
"Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH! Daylight come and me wan' go home"
RIP Dave Neal.
Re: No way ready!
Dammit Lee, stop writing things I agree with...
Microsoft lobs Windows 10, Server Oct 2018 update at world (minus file-nuking 'feature') after actually doing some testing
We got marked down the other day for some of our Server 2016 instances, as they hadn't got the latest patch applied - fuckwits.
You can't win, can you. You either roll-out patches immediately, and risk being an unwitting beta-tester, but be compliant, or you wait, and test, and wait for Microsoft to fix it, and then get called out for being cautious.
Rocket Labs mean business, Brits stick pin in Mars map, and Japan celebrates HTV-7’s dive into the atmosphere
Re: Ooh err missus--
Bloody stupid computer autocorrect that doesn't recognise the word ether.
AI - yeah, right...
Re: Counter Terrorism Command?
Every major city that I am aware of (and quite a few minor ones!) has had a Bomb Squad a lot longer than the current fad of calling anybody who sneezes at the wrong time a "terrorist" has existed.
That may be the case in the US, but it's not in the UK.
Most bomb disposal teams are provided by the armed forces. Individual Police services are unlikely to have EOD abilities, with the exception maybe of the Met.
Re: Counter Terrorism Command?
I would suppose that the necessary skills for dealing with bomb attacks fall most easily under the counter terrorism umbrella, rather than any other branch of the law enforcement services.
Shrink an LDF file?
Back when I was less old, and less bitter and twisted, I remember asking the boss how to shrink an LDF file on an older version of MS SQL.
His response was that I should stop the server instance and delete the LDF file, then restart the service, and it should create a new smaller one...
So I did...
Good thing I copied the LDF file to another location, 'cos when I tried restarting the service it wouldn't come back up, and it definitely didn't create a new fresh transaction log like he said it would!
I agree, if it were me I'd have done it in the living room :)
There was a very nice little winch and a big RSJ in the roof over the loft hatch. He'd obviously planned it carefully...
But that said, he still would have had to lug the engine, and all the tools, up the stairs.
My wife's uncle died earlier this year, and the family gathered round to undertake the task of clearing his house (he lived alone). He was a motor mechanic, who at various times had worked for a number of race and rally teams.
The house was as you might expect from a long-term batchelor, with car magazines piled up in stacks in the living room, new forms of life growing in the kitchen, and take-away food containers and pizza boxes much in evidence.
Upstairs (in a three-bedroom house) one bedroom was in use, the other two were full of all sorts of junk, masses of broken car parts: old batteries, cylinder heads, carburettors, you name it, it was there, covered in oil or rust or worse.
Climb up into the loft, and it was a different world!
A clinically clean, white painted room, with work benches round the walls, racks and racks of tools all carefully placed in order of size, and various bench tools - small lathe, grinder, pillar drill etc, all immaculately clean, and in the center of the floor, on a stand, a Ford Cosworth V6 engine in the process of being rebuilt.
We were at a loss with what to do with it all - we certainly couldn't just let a house-clearance gang touch that lot!
HSBC now stands for Hapless Security, Became Compromised: Thousands of customer files snatched by crims
You seem to have a misunderstanding of the "breach".
Thieves used valid usernames and passwords leaked from other sites, not from the HSBC site, so whether HSBC salted their hashes or used HTTPS is irrelevant.
I don't know about the US HSBC Online Banking site, but for the UK one you have to use a unique numeric ID, a passphrase, and an electronic pin generator to access your account. It would therefore be unlikely in the extreme that you could use the same credentials anywhere else.
the charge of "Damage to a Protected Computer"
DDoS is "damage" now, is it?
Re: at Last
I would love to hear a comment on the state of the game from an actual AI researcher
Um: Andrew Fentem has worked in human-computer interaction research and hardware development for over 30 years
Not good enough for you?
Thank you for a reasoned, common sense article on the realities of AI.
And thank you particularly for reminding me about Thompson's designer, I too remember reading about it in the 90s, and being fascinated that the circuit evolved to use properties of hysteresis and electromagnetism within the FPGA.
It seems that this, and things like Aleksander's WISARD discrete neural nets are being ignored in favour of software based solutions, and yet they were, even in the 80s - 90s, achieving things that software based AI still struggles with.
Has science gone too far? Now boffins dream of shining gigantic laser pointer into space to get aliens' attention
Next door neighbours
Imagine how annoying it would be, if a next-door neighbour decided to set up a massive security floodlight in their backyard, pointing at your bedroom window, and let it switch on every time the wind blew the trees about.
You'd be tempted to chuck rocks at it, or something, wouldn't you?
He was also a noted alchemist, so quite possibly an astrologist as well
I modded you down, because of your clear assumption that the behaviour of a Russian, (or Ukranian, or wherever) assembly line worker would bear any resemblance to that of the work-shy British factory workers, who had the privileges and comforts of living in the West.
you forgot one.
But that would be sexist...
Re: British implementation
Boris, you were set up for that one...
It worries me that you might have both saliva and blood traces in your underpants - not to mention a kidney!
Perhaps a visit to your physician is in order?
so for the UK a tandoori chicken
No, no, no, it's chicken tikka masala, isn't it?
fingerprinting, palm vein scanning and face matching
...and the anal probe, fecal sample, urine sample, saliva sample, blood sample, and one of your kidneys...
Re: Godwin's Law
It's not often that Godwin's Law shows up so obviously and repeatedly amongst comentards... but dear goodness! Today must be "special".
Did you actually read the article?
Given that Mr West (the subject of the article) is alleged to have said that "Hitler was right" I think it's a bit difficult to avoid, don't you?
Re: Can't believe this
so kids hatch revenge plot with fake comments to rubbish off his election chances
You seem to have missed the fact that the Republican party have disowned him because of his views - or perhaps you think he tried grounding them as well?
Re: Craven District Council
Craven District Council
Wouldn't it be funny if the keyboards turned out to be from the Council Offices...
Re: If this was five years ago...
The best phone I have had. Smooth as butter in the mouth.
Why would you put your phone in your mouth?
Here you go:
I don't think anyone can be forced to _reveal their password_.
Not in the US, maybe, but in the UK, you most certainly can.
British Airways: If you're feeling left out of our 380,000 passenger hack, then you may be one of another 185,000 victims
“British Airways can confirm that it has had no verified cases of fraud.”
This fucking annoys me, there are hundreds if not thousands of people who have reported fraudulent transactions on their cards after having used them on the BA site during the relevant period.
Re: Not third party code
This wasn't due to any third party code. The original breach involved somebody changing BA's own JS code to insert additional functions.
You are wrong. It was the Modernizr third-party script library that was infected. However, BA chose to host a local copy of it on their own domain.
Re: Ralph gets an 'F'
Yeah, bloody Llamas! What have they ever done for us?
Re: Not as crazy as it sounds...
Is the manufacturer of the wand liable, or the retailer in Diagon Alley?
I believe they are one and the same, Mr Ollivander makes his own stock.
Re: Why is all this data being retained?
Because it takes work, and money, to delete data.
Leaving stale data is the
cheap preferred option.
This could be ultimately used, for example, to turn complicated information into an easy-to-understand explanation, automatically by a computer, of course.
This makes me think of Douglas Adams' "Reason" software created by WayForward Technologies, where you gave it a desired outcome and the software constructed a plausible line of arguments to lead to the required result.
No, that's what they meant to code, however, nobody picked up the typo:
if (secLevel < previousWindowsSecLevel) printf ("Hey look, it's more secure!");
The gift that keeps on giving...
Re: Larry Cashdollar
Do you have a British relative called Sterling?
Re: MS-DOS was terrific
Come on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF? MS-DOS never did BSOD, it was a Windows thing only.
I wouldn't want anybody to loose they're temper over one off my posts. That would be rediculous...
<twitch> <twitch> <twitch> <twitch>
So instead, I should annoy people by saying I could care less.
Nnnnnnnng... must resist... HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaarGH...
No, I will be strong, I won't fall for the bait...
Re: The evolution of euphemism
And no one had their finger in their ear, the universal gesture to warn listeners a folk song was about to be committed...
I thought the normal warning was the long drawn out "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas" in a whiny voice...
Or a similarly long chord played on either the fiddle or accordion - or is that warning of a Morrissment...
AI clinician trained to save humans from sepsis – and, er, let's just say you should stick to your human doctor
For each given disease, there are signs, symptoms, and other markers helping you to make the diagnoses.
Yes, this is true to a certain extent, but even then there can be marked differences between patients.
Although accepted knowledge is that a patient who has a heart attack will present with chest pain, be pale and sweaty, and have heart arrhythmias or visible changes on an ecg, there are many documented cases where this is not the case, and the patient may be unaware that they have had a heart attack at all.
In similar fashion, a patient suffering with sepsis may easily be misdiagnosed as having flu, or some other illness, if they do not present with the classic symptoms.
The classic signs and symptoms have to be a starting point, obviously, but it is dangerous to rely too heavily, or focus too narrowly on what is expected, both in diagnosis and treatment of illnesses.
With regard to accidents, then they are definitely random occurrences, and trying to predict future instances from past data is foolish.