Re: Banggood
Bang bang Lulu,
Lulu had a boyfriend
his name was Diamond Dick
She never got the diamond
but she always got the bang bang lulu!
Posts by chivo243
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Some fokken arse has bared the privates of 250,000 users' from Dutch brothel forum
HP to hike upfront price of printer hardware as ink biz growth runs dry
MacOS wakes to a bright Catalina sunrise – and broken Adobe apps
Tuesday 8th October 2019 16:04 GMT 
Re: I'd love to know the rationale...
@Charlie Clark
"Apple knows it can force people to migrate over time"
It's the MacOS Classic vs OS X (or the artist currently known as macOS) scenario all over again, rinse, repeat... I think the world got over losing Classic 9.2, they'll get over losing 32bit apps.
As mentioned above, Adobe knew for a long time that Apple is fleeing 32bitsville, and not looking back.
If you thought Windows Insiders was lacking a little in the leadership department, it is now
Windows 10 update panic: Older VMware Workstation Pro app broken
Monday 7th October 2019 15:42 GMT 
another group PO'd
I have to say the paying users are right to be peeved... VM WS14 was released in 2017, in October. 2 years and out!
https://blogs.vmware.com/workstation/2017/08/announcing-vmware-workstation-14.html
"Once released this October, in addition to supporting Microsoft’s Fall updates for Windows 10 and Windows Server 2016, and updated Linux support for Fedora 26 and Ubuntu 17.04, Workstation 14 Pro will deliver enhanced security with support for Virtualization Based Security (VBS) features of Windows 10 Enterprise and Windows Server 2016 Guests, improved Virtual Networking, and added new support and controls for working with vSphere and the vCenter Server Appliance."
Hey, I wrote this neat little program for you guys called the IMAC User Notification Tool
Surprise! Copying crummy code from Stack Overflow leads to vulnerable GitHub jobs
Saturday 5th October 2019 12:12 GMT
Re: student use
Back in 2004 a MS contractor tried to push a VB logon script off as his own. When the script didn't work right, during our search for answers, one of my colleagues found a very similar script on the net somewhere, with the same spelling errors. Elementary was spelled Elementry is the one I remember.
Sad thing is, this guy knew what he was doing, he couldn't be arsed to do the work himself. I heard he's selling stuff on youtube now.
Oracle demands $12K from network biz that doesn't use its software
HP polishes the redundancy cannon, prepares to fire 16% of workforce
EU's top court says tracking cookies require actual consent before scarfing down user data
HMRC 'disciplined' almost 100 employees for computer misuse over 24 months
Brighton perv cops community service for 'hacking' women's Facebook accounts
600 armed German cops storm Cyberbunker hosting biz on illegal darknet market claims
IT workers: Speaking truth to douchebags since 1977
Monday 30th September 2019 09:07 GMT 
upside down and backwards
Years ago, when blogging was a new and cool thing, one user(now departed due to this stunt) blogged about our department in the worst possible light, (throwing shade?) Some other users found this gem. It didn't take long for the link to make the rounds, including HR and a couple of D Levels. The rest is history...
Now that's integrity: Bloke sinks 7 beers, turns himself in. Cops weren't looking for him
Sussex Police gives up on £790k Gatwick drone shutdown probe
Hey, it's Google's birthday! Remember when they were the good guys?
Multitasking is a myth: It means doing lots of things equally badly
BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields
Pro tip: Plug in your Tesla S when clocking off, lest you run out of juice mid hot pursuit
macOS? More like mac-woe-ess: Google Chrome slip-up trips up SIP-less Apple Macs
Gagarin's Start now Soyuz-FG's End as shutters pulled on historic launchpad
Hacker House shoved under UK Parliament's spotlight following Boris Johnson funding allegs
Can you code a way to foil online terrorist vids? The Home Office might just have £600K for you
As halfwit, would-be dictator buried by UK judges, Spain would like to dig up a very real one
Nine words to ruin your Monday: Emergency Internet Explorer patch amid in-the-wild attacks
Calling all the Visual Basic snitches: Keep quiet about it and so will he...
Monday 23rd September 2019 15:29 GMT
Re: Bending the rules to breaking point
Back in the 80's, I used to sign my name hundreds of times a day on busy days, now once a month? I was shocked when I checked my old passports against my current one, my sig has changed substantially. I can see I don't really care what my sig looks like anymore.
The '$4.4m a year' bug: Chipotle online orders swallowed by JavaScript credit-card form blunder
Saturday 21st September 2019 10:30 GMT
Re: Ordering food online via credit card, eh?
There are thousands of locally owned Mexican restaurants (with much better food) all across the states, last summer I ate at one in Minnesota! Why in hell would you eat at a bland, homogenized place like Chipotle? However, if Chipotle gives you the shits, maybe you should disregard my advice...
Beer to put out the ring of fire!
BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump
Remember that security probe that ended with a sheriff cuffing the pen testers? The contract is now public so you can decide who screwed up
HP printer small print says kit phones home data on whatever you print – and then some
Wednesday 18th September 2019 15:50 GMT 
Not good
but I would love the script that they use...
"information about your computer, printer and/or device such as operating system, firmware, amount of memory, region, language, time zone, model number, first start date, age of device, device manufacture date, browser version, device manufacturer, connection port, warranty status, unique device identifiers, advertising identifiers and additional technical information that varies by product."
This info would be immensely useful to most shops, except for the last few bits...
Wake me up before you Gogo ... so I can jump out: Kenyan MP takes on aeroplane flatulence
Just what we all needed, lactose-free 'beer' from northern hipsters – it's the Vegan Sorbet Sour
A peeling solution to pothole has split the community... Yeah, they stuck a banana tree in it
Wednesday 11th September 2019 17:50 GMT
Re: Where I lived
Where I lived... This issue is a City Manager call\decision\action or inaction. He has to get approval from The Little Rascals + The Three Stooges before sending in Abbot and Costello + Laurel and Hardy to botch the job.
You can see how the whole process will start to seem futile.
Fairphone 3 stripped to the modular essentials: Glue? What glue?
Like a grotty data addict desperately jonesing for its next fix, Google just can't stop misbehaving
Be still, our drinking hearts: Help Reg name whisky beast conjured by Swedish distillers and AI blendbot
Yahoo! customers! wake! up! to! borked! email! (Yes! people! still! actually! use! it!)
How do you do, fellow kids? Facebook now Boomerbook as British oldies outnumber teens
Tesla Autopilot crash driver may have been eating a bagel at the time, was lucky not to get schmeared on road
Devon knows how they make it so steamy: Phantom squatter of Torquay curls one out on bloke's motor
I just love your accent – please, have a new password
Apple says sorry for Siri slurping voice commands of unsuspecting users
Bloke who claimed he invented Bitcoin must hand over $5bn of e-dosh in court case. He can't. He's waiting for a time traveler to arrive
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