* Posts by chivo243

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Be very afraid! British Army might scrap battle tanks for keyboard warriors – report

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the changing character of warfare

Has it turned over a new leaf? Not so aggressive? Is it a kinder, gentler, machine gun hand?

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Re: Think of the savings...

I'm thinking BattleZone blip blip blip woo woo woo bushggga

https://my.ign.com/atari/battlezone

requires Flash! Hope they find a way to ditch it...

Epic move: Judge says Apple can't revoke Unreal Engine dev tools, asks 'Where does the 30% come from?'

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Big Bowl

Popcorn, waiting... Interesting times!

So... just 'Good' then? KFC pulls Finger Lickin' slogan while pandemic rumbles on

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Toxic Correctness

We are entering into an epoch when correct is not enough...

North Korean hackers pwned cryptocurrency sysadmin with GDPR-themed LinkedIn lure, says F-Secure

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macros?

in a document that could have\should have been in plain text? Wait, what am I saying, plain text looks like shit... Thanks MS for showing us the error in our ways!

IT blunder permanently erases 145,000 users' personal chats in KPMG's Microsoft Teams deployment – memo

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couldn't have happened to a nicer company

My brief interaction with *ahem* auditors if they can be called that, was a dimming experience.

A bridge too far: Passengers on Sydney's new ferries would get 'their heads knocked off' on upper deck, say politicos

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Dam they've totally locked up their thinking on this channel...

Oh dear, what a pity! It seems you can't join the directors at the Zoom meeting today

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Interwebs just like California

Rolling "internet service" blackouts?

This PDP-11/70 was due to predict an election outcome – but no one could predict it falling over

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Re: Performance Upgrade

Back in the late 90s I remember a service shop that would snip the little system speaker wire, when they couldn't fix a driver problem... internal speaker would chirp ever two seconds... I couldn't believe my eyes when a friend showed me.

So long, Top Gun... AI software waxes US F-16 pilot's tail 5-0 during virtual dogfight drills

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How long until Ender's Game?

Virtual war now, how long until the soldier's don't know their part of it?

FYI: Chromium's network probing accounts for about half DNS root server traffic, says APNIC

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Chromium again?

No Chromium for my friends at the bar

I got a bad feeling about this one, keys to the kingdom anyone?

https://forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2020/08/22/chromium_devs_raw_sockets/

Is this Google's way of saying we will re-invent the intertubes??

Chromium devs want the browser to talk to devices, computers directly via TCP, UDP. Obviously, nothing can go wrong

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No Chromium for my friends at the bar

I got a bad feeling about this one, keys to the kingdom anyone?

Trucking hell: Kid leaves dad in monster debt after buying oversized vehicle on eBay

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That will leave a mark

Ouch, feel sorry for the guy to a degree. Sorry I have to leave you with the Forrest Gump "Stupid is as stupid does."

I hope he has learned something...

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Re: Flashback

Must have been a spinoff of one of my favs, Midtown Madness.

You *bang* will never *smash* humiliate me *whack* in front of *clang* the teen computer whizz *crunch* EVER AGAIN

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Terry O'Quinn?

took his hammer and smashed it to very tiny pieces

"The Stepfather" Anyone?

Bunch of mugs keep risking life and limb to 'crockery bomb' sad little roundabout

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Re: I want to start a kickstarter!

I have a few taking up space better used for beer glasses!

Worldwide Google services – from GCP to G Suite – hit with the outage stick

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Fun times!

No, it's not us... no problem here. It's on google's end. User: "Can you call google and find out how long?!"

It's almost pub:30 getting my coat now!

While the world pushes back against COVID-19, Facebook has a pandemic of a different sort – medical misinformation

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TSDR

Too stupid, didn't read. If you get your medical advice from Facebook, keep up the good work!

Pretty wild that a malicious mailto: link might attach your secret keys and files from your PC to an outgoing message

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email is unreliable. Many moons ago, I read an article(maybe here?) where a guy did a study, emailing thousands of people regularly, people who were part of the study, and knew to reply, and I seem to remember a number like 89% success...

Ex-Apple engineer lifts lid on Uncle Sam's top-secret plan to turn customized iPod into 'Geiger counter'

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We are through the looking glass

Spooks can imagine it, geeks can make it work?

Ed Snowden has raked in $1m+ from speeches – and Uncle Sam wants its cut, specifically, absolutely all of it

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Thinking about a pardon

In order to get those few coins Ed might have... Mr. Krabs anyone?

CREST cancels two UK infosec accreditation exams after fresh round of 'cheat sheets' are leaked online

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Oh Crap!

I just found these docs, and I was in the process of osmosis data transfer... another paper cert down the drain I guess.

Sun welcomes vampire dating website company: Arrgh! No! It burns! It buuurrrrnsss!

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Re: Inappropriate garb? Me? Probably daily ...

I remember when my current boss\manager\babysitter was hired. He tried to lay down a policy: No denim. That one flew about as far as the trash bin... No Effin way I'm pulling cables in my suit! Especially if I have to pay for the dry cleaning and mending!

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Vampires and Sun?

Nice one!

Reply-All storm sparked by student smut sees school system shut down Google Classroom for up to a week

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Re: Surely they're using G-Suite Enterprise for Education?

Then you actually need a Google Admin who knows all those bells and whistles and ins and outs... or you get exactly what we're reading about.

Been there...

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Commandment 13 or 14?

ICE to see you: Homeland Security's immigration cops tap up Clearview AI to probe child exploitation, cyber-crime

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Everyone is a pedo?

Until proven otherwise? George, I'm sorry...

Where there's a .mil, there's Huawei: Pentagon allowed to keep using Chinese tech deemed too dangerous for everyone else – report

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Re: So, let me get this straight

Sorry to add to my own reply, but one must always remember the military is its own entity, and will survive as they always have, regardless of the current political leader, they will always looking out for themselves.

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Re: So, let me get this straight

Department of Defense has been granted a short-term waiver from the blockade until September 30.

Keeping up appearances an all that... you know!

And on September 30, they ask for another extension, and provide plenty of excuses as to why it didn't get done.

They pretend now because of the current business\political relationship with China. If they can wait it out until say ~ January when the new regime takes over, it may be a moot point. Someone will hit CTL Z and undo the stupid things that have been done in the last 4 years

The Surface Duo isn't such an outlandish idea, but Microsoft has to convince punters the form factor is worth having

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I would have never thought two screens on a mob would be great

Until I was in a situation recently, where two separate screens would have been a life saver. While traveling on foot in unfamiliar cities, I found myself opening and minimizing apps way too much, when seeing two side by side would have been great. Realtime map open on one side, and email, web browser etc open on the other.

Well, what are we waiting for? Three weeks later, Windows Embedded Standard 7 still didn't have the answer

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From someone who has never installed Windows....

However, 21 days does seem a little excessive – even if one was installing Windows 7 from scratch and attempting a decade's worth of updates and patches.

Single-line software bug causes fledgling YAM cryptocurrency to implode just two days after launch

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A license to print money?

Or just dodgy code?

Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced techie is indistinguishable from magic

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Light sensors!

Once had an interactive screen with sensors around the bezel, and during the fall months, the sun would come in the window just right, and "blind" the sensor and all kinds of interesting things happened to the interactivity. Small cardboard triangle taped over the corner of the bezel was the quick and dirty fix.

US govt proposes elephant showers for every American after Prez Trump says trickles dampen his haircare routine

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Megalomaniac

that is all... sociopath? ok that is all...

We have bad news for non-US Microsoft fans: The incoming Surface Duo is underspecced, overpriced, and over there

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Re: Why?

No clear clue as to why they don't even try to compete. I once had a MS ergonomic keyboard, PS\2, and it was quite nice. That was 20 years ago!

Texas jury: Apple on the hook for half a billion dollars after infringing 4G LTE patents

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Eastern Texas! Lots of companies have teeny tiny offices there! Just like Ireland and Netherlands... I wonder how many companies have offices in all three?

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Re: It is about time

Would be nice, I'm sure Apple has already dumped cash into a high yield account of some sort, and will earn interest. Also, you're right, they may appeal until the cows come home, and by then they will have lots of interest on their initial investment. What about if they do get off the hook? Chaa Ching!

How is Trump's anti-Chinese rhetoric playing out? 70% of smartphones sold in the US are – surprise – made in China

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How long?

Tensions between the US and China have escalated in recent years. Call it 3.5 years, we shouldn't discuss what happened then...

We spent way too long on this Microsoft, Intel, Adobe, SAP, Red Hat Patch Tuesday article. Just click on it, pretend to read it, apply updates

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Next week

After other people burn their fingers on the Hot Releases from M$. I await the article bemoaning an update that bricked\borked systems, then I'll run updates.

Some lucky web developer just scored $20k to scour Facebook out of Neil Young’s website

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I'm a member

I received the email yesterday, but since I created my own login, I'm good!

May this be a watershed event... Are you listening, Zuck?

What are you gonna do? Give me detention? Illinois schools ban pyjamas in online classes

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Re: Mighty Maxim

Quite right, but I've only see the 'business in front, party in back' saying attributed to a Mullet haircut. and the other phrase I've heard in a nsfw manner too!

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Gutted... I thought something was missing, BOFH is almost non-existent. I guess we all get long in the tooth.

Knowing Dabbsy only from his writing, I doubt it would be the thumb he holds up!

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I think I saw him on vacation in France!

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Hmmm, how the hell?

Let's see... I'm seated at a table, with a nice shirt, and pj bottoms with slippers under the table, how the hell are they gonna know? Are they going to ask me to stand and deliver?

Disclaimer, I'm from Killinois... or Smellinois, pick your poison ;-}

UK lockdown easing heralds the return of burgers... and bork

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clown-based fast-food

Odd, the food doesn't taste funny? Just tastes bad...

Apple's at it again: Things go pear-shaped for meal planner app after iGiant opposes logo

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Pressure from Apple?

Funny, the photo for this article earlier was half a rotting apple with a bite mark out of it... Now it's a pumpkinish apple carving?

Have I Been Pwned to go open source – 10bn credentials, not so much, says creator Hunt

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Re: Huh, does it log searches?

Even with the best of intentions from the site owners, I always wondered about entering your personal info on a site like this or like this non-sense:

https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/30/genderify_shuts_down/

Ancestry.com: Let arbitrator decide on auto-enrolling membership lawsuit

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just saw this, maybe more info as to why?

https://www.komando.com/security-privacy/remove-your-data-from-this-ancestry-site-now/748931/

Whoops, our bad, we may have 'accidentally' let Google Home devices record your every word, sound – oops

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Not for me

Seriously, a device that listens to everything? Why? Might as well buy one from BnL...

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Re: Damn those lone rogue engineers

Like the guy at VW who single handedly injected code to fool the testing kit.