* Posts by chivo243

6087 publicly visible posts • joined 10 May 2010

Microsoft will release a web browser for Linux next month. Repeat, Microsoft will release a browser for Linux – and it uses Google's technology

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Re: How close a Clone is Edge?

Will it open PDFs even when not asked to open them?

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Re: The end really is Nigh

That's what I was thinking. Then I read about something called Share point? in the comments above.

Ancient telly borked broadband for entire Welsh village

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Re: Use it up,

Haven't heard that in ages, from a guy whose family name is Clapper!

Adidas now stands for All Day I'm Disconnecting All Servers as owners of 'smart' Libra scales furious over bricked kit

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Re: I just constantly piss myself laughing....

I keep asking why any sane person would invest in these Obsolescencewarez

'I don’t want to see another computer for the rest of my life'... Brit Dark Overlord cyber-extortionist thrown in an American clink for five years

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Re: Actual threats and menace?

That depends on the type of Club-Fed he is sent to do his time. He is not a violent offender, no murders or assaults. He would most likely end up in a minimum - medium security lock up. It won't be a picnic, but he probably won't be asking for soap on a rope from his family as often...

Future airliners will run on hydrogen, vows Airbus as it teases world-plus-dog with concept designs

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Re: hydrogen engines?

yes, yes, the horseless buggies.

But seriously, do they have their own filling stations that aren't marketed? or Marked?

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hydrogen engines?

Wouldn't we have seen them in cars if this was viable?

icon, because it resembles a red car in flames

MP promises to grill UK.gov over revelations that Uber handed '2,000 pieces' of user data to London cops a year

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Don't feed the Beast

Dale Gribble was right! Or was that Rusty Shackleford? In any case, don't feed the beast!

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Re: Dirty business?

It's been that way since the days of Nixon... he just got caught.

Let's go space truckin': 1970s probe Voyager 1 is now 14 billion miles from home

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The prophecy

that is V-ger!

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Re: Deep Purple

Come on, come on!

Have an up vote, beat me to it!

Top 5 billionaires find that global pandemics are good for business – and their wallets

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true story

Back in the 90's my friend's family owned a bar in the Chicago Loop near the Chicago Board of Trade, they were open for lunch. He told me the 'beggars' would come in to cash in their coins, it was not uncommon for them to cash in $100.00 at a time, he loved it because he rarely needed to hit the bank for coins.

Behold the Bloo Screen of Death: Bathroom borkage stops spray play

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F8 key?

Fate? I wouldn't tempt it...

Feeling bad about your last security audit? Check out what just happened to the US Department of Interior

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Re: No surprise

"IT has been outsourced"

Would have been nice if the article named and shamed some of these so called IT Contractors...

Microsoft forks out $3m in back pay settlement to make Feds' hiring discrimination probe go away

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WTF?

Surprising

That MS didn't admit it and deflect the blame, and then throw some people under the bus, promising to clean up their act and never do it ever again...

Sounds like Spotify and Epic have been chatting: Music streamer blasts Apple One service as 'anti-competitive'

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Re: When will it happen!?

Agreed, the IE case is in a different class of dirty pool. Apple is making easy to use(get roped into) all of their services, nothing wrong with that, good marketing really. Everything is still available in the Appstore, Apple hasn't banned Spotify yet. The smart user will use what they use, Let the buyer beware...

I completely understand the "30% in app purchase burn" felt by the sellers in the Appstore.

With no viable alternatives, big names flock to Adobe's cloudy wares amid global pandemic

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Don't forget

Adobe just forced a large number of people to sign\cough up for CreativeCrapCloud, instead of riding on the already purchased earlier versions. I wish I was a heartless bastard like Adobe et al, I can think of lots of ways to squeeze the cash out of people, I just can't\won't pull the trigger.

Surprise! Apple launches iOS 14 today, and developers were given just 24 hours' notice

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Re: Shocked, shocked I say

When you look at it, Apple as monetized everything, including developing your software for them!

We want weaponised urban drones flying through your house, says UK defence ministry as it waves a fistful of banknotes

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Re: Dystopian future

Check out Salvation on netflix... they just used one to kill the president?

0ops. 1,OOO-plus parking fine refunds ordered after drivers typed 'O' instead of '0'

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Re: Where did the money go

yes, yes there are 8een there!

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Re: Where did the money go

MAC addresses! No Os in there, only zeros! I hate serial numbers with the dreaded "O"

Brit MPs to Apple CEO: Please stop ignoring our questions about repairability and the environment

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Yes, it is the consumers\fanbois

Drinking the Kool-Aid. I gotta have the newest! I'll wait in line!

Or as in my case, 2 iPhones over 8 years, and the boy is using my old iPhone 5, (which was used and free) and loving it. My current SE was purchased used, it will need a new battery in due time, but this model is pretty easy to replace the battery, like the 5. Apple hasn't always been unrepairable, just in recent memory. I love the Unibody MacBook, that model should have stayed in production for the education sector.

Russian hacker selling how-to vid on exploiting unsupported Magento installations to skim credit card details for $5,000

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Still on sale?

Or have the 10 orders been filled?

Tesco self-service separates innocent Reg reader from beer after collapsing into heap of Windows dialog boxes

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Re: Self Check-out

let's try for a twofer!

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Self Check-out

Windows next Code Name?

Who cares what Apple's about to announce? It owes us a macOS x86 virtual appliance for non-Mac computers

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Vendors

Software vendors need to get on the stick... I've heard it a million times, Apple screwed us! But when put in perspective, it's the software developer\vendor that needs to stay current. Time marches on, and so does technology. I've had a handful of software that won't run on Win10... can we turn that argument around then??

Database consolidation is a server gain. Storage vendors should butt out

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OK, but factor in the Redmond tax

database ...as you need fewer per-server instance licenses, but as MS has also made this calculation, it costs more to run windows on these cost saving servers. Save in one column, pay in another.

Typical '80s IT: Good idea leads to additional duties, without extra training or pay, and a nuked payroll system

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normal SOP

Add more tasks and responsibilities and see if the techie starts to crack up... If not, add more and promote him?

IBM made ‘top-down’ efforts to fire older workers, says US employment discrimination watchdog

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Love to be fired!

Where I'm living, if you're fired, you get one month salary for each year with the org... 22 years plus benefits!

Vinyl sales top CDs for the first time in decades in America, streaming rules

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Dude! I've got a Maxell XL90

Can you make me a tape! I'd totally swap you something!

Is today's AI yesterday's software routines with better PR? We argued over it, you voted on it. And the winner is...

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I'm sorry Dave...

I can't accept 31%. Wouldn't AI's logical step be making the 31% the new 100%?

NASA is sending two small hand-luggage suitcase-sized spacecraft into the void to study binary asteroids

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Re: Janus

Conrad Janus?

VMware staff in Silicon Valley can leave a pandemic, wildfire-ridden zone – if they're willing to accept less pay

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Re: Bottom line

While I feel getting your salary slashed due to an unprecedented situation is just bad business, I get it. What they are basically saying is, we are paying you X to do the job, and %Y is housing allowance adjusted on the housing cost in locale where you live. I still don't like it applied to a live situation. Maybe saying, new policy, any new hire is subjected to our new structure due to the current situation, but "grandfather" all those who were already in the game.

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Simples

rent a closet with a mailing address, kit it out with relays and proxy servers, and work from anywhere?

Three middle-aged Dutch hackers slipped into Donald Trump's Twitter account days before 2016 US election

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Re: Heh

Is Twatter really used for this?? factually accurate, responsible, and thoughtful remarks.

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What can be said?

Go Cloggies! Klever Klompen!

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Re: Need better pseudonyms

A popular poster for The Three Stooges features the Stooges as bumbling members of such a firm, although the actual episodes use the name "Dewey, Burnham, and Howe".

Adtech's bogeymen are tracking everything - even your web visits to mental health charities, claim campaigners

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Throw in the PIHole and FarceBook fence, and you've got a decent defense.

The power of Bill compels you: A server room possessed by a Microsoft-hating, Linux-loving Demon

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Re: Power!

Cables, the cleaners in our joint are good people, just doing a job.

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Power!

Once had a similar issue. Desktop wouldn't boot up properly, worked at the location for a while, and finally told the user I needed to take it to my office for deeper inspection. Damn thing booted while sitting on our workbench. Moved it back, and no booty! Back to the workbench, boots fine! Turned out to be either a power cable, or a dodgy power strip, because I took the power cable from the work bench, and went straight to the mains and bypassed the other cables. I took the cable and powerstrip and chopped the plugs off and binned them. You don't know how many times we've binned cables, only to have the cleaners and facilities guys bring them back and ask why? Now we destroy them.

Forget Terminators, says US military, the next-gen AI battles will hinge upon net infrastructure, not killer robots

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A Taste of Armageddon

Computers fight wars with no damage to infrastructures...people voluntarily die?

Bork, Beer and Breweries: Three of our favourite things

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Tennent's Girls?

Same beer? I seem to remember having these cans in my collection as a tweener. And Old Frothingslosh? Tennent's girls were nicer looking!

I AM ERROR: Tired of chewing up your RAM? Razer tells gamers where to stick its special gum for the RGB crowd

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Re: Soylent

Damn, I could smoke 4 or 5 of these a day! When Chuck Hest tried a ciggy in the "furniture's" flat...

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Re: Soylent is nutritionally complete...

Like the ones in my teeth?

I can 'proceed without you', judge tells Julian Assange after courtroom outburst

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Surreal and getting weirder

What a saga...

Apple to Epic: Sue me? No, sue you, pal!

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Re: Has anyone else noticed...

Is Apple scared?

Tech ambitions said to lie at heart of Britain’s bonkers crash-and-burn Brexit plan

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National Past Time?

Pissing good money away on Vapourware? gigity million for this, bong billion for that contract, which never gets fulfilled?

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Vital!

Gotta love that one!

Upside down, you turn me, you're giving bork instinctively: Firefox flips as a train connection is missed

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Rotate 180

?? Seems someone was playing with the screen rotation?