* Posts by chivo243

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Far-right internet haven Parler to be allowed back onto Apple's App Store with added content moderation

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Re: At least my...

All but the Trump thing is what I also have to live with at the moment. Gates this, Gates that, cabals everywhere, we're doooomed! I tell ya... le sigh? Also a French missus?

Seeing a robot dog tagging along with NYPD officers after an arrest stuns New Yorkers

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Re: Peace

militarization of the police in the US

What a sad thing. My dad knew lots of cops, I remember one instance of a cop talking a guy out of a situation that would be solved by gunfire these days... I once lost my shit (80s) when a Chicago cop gave me a ticket for "supposedly" running a red light. He smiled, handed me the ticket and said we can finish this in court. These days, I'm sure the outcome would be different, very different...

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Re: Merkin Justice system

"gun-happy Police with a policy of shoot, shoot"

Shoot first, ask questions later? Or shoot'em all and let god sort it out???

Dead is dead... Sad times :-{(

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Re: Facial Recognition Error

How can Williams confront his accuser? That is one of the great(?) things about the Merkin Justice system? No?

Brit authorities could legally do an FBI and scrub malware from compromised boxen without your knowledge

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Exchange owners

Aren't these like cat owners who think they own the cat? Where in reality, the cat owns you!! You might thing you own Exchange...

Some James Herriot novel in the pocket ;-}

You want a reboot? I'll give you a reboot! Happy now?

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Saw it coming!

I never use full screen for RDP. RDP for macOS shows the name of the server you gave to the connection. BGinfo is also deployed for a second line of defense against this boo-boo!

Google's FLoC flies into headwinds as internet ad industry braces for instability

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Whack a mole

Plug one hole, another springs open. I feel sorry for the little Dutch Boy.... He's running out of digits!

OMG! New free speech social network won’t allow members to take the Lord’s name in vain

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Off to a Flying fail!

See what happens with your own servers and stuff?!!

https://www.businessinsider.com/mike-lindell-mypillow-social-media-frank-vip-launch-access-delay-2021-4?international=true&r=US&IR=T

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“We are going to be attacked but I have my own servers and everything.

And if your IT staff are as wacky as you, if you have any, cuz they are your own servers, you know... (who needs IT staff for their own servers?) I see this going down fast! It will be great?

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I have servers and stuff!

Home office setup with built-in boiling water tap for tea and coffee without getting up is a monument to deskcess

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Re: it's a joke right?

Rack and Peanut steering! Did this car have the separate compartment for the Mother-in-law? or was that the Jetsons? Or The Car of Tomorrow?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043381/mediaviewer/rm2013707521/?context=default

Microsoft OneDrive for Windows 7 drives off a cliff for business users

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Re: Is Windows in a stable yet?

I think you missed a beat there... Is Windows in a Stable yet? Wooo Wilbur!

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Re: Is Win10 stable yet?

One who?

There's no place like GNOME: System 76 introduces COSMIC desktop GUI for its Pop!_OS Linux

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Re: Statcounter

I have a pihole on centos7 running in VirtualBox on an ooooollllllddddd pre-unibody Macbook with no display, happily going about it's business.... El Reg never had so much white space! Tack on all the no script, facefence etc, I have a pretty clean experience on my MBA 2019 Big Sur in Brave. I see Brave is blocking 6 items here on El Reg as well!

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Re: Why the fuck

I use a mac as my day to day workstation, I manage Windows and Linux, mostly running in VMware. Too bad there wasn't a link to sign up in the article. I'm always willing to dip my toe in to unknown waters... I've tested lots of distros, I like to keep an open mind... avoiding the garden as much as possible ;-}

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Re: I've eyeballed it.

+1 for the FZ reference, if it wasn't cool anyway!

University of Hertfordshire pulls the plug on, well, everything after cyber attack

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Re: Learning without a computer

+1 from another old grumpy git...

When I graduated from HS in the US, back in the early 80s, there were three computers in our school, used by the Special Education department. As far as I remember the offices had IBM selectric typewriters, and yes, I took a touch typing class, and it was probably the most valuable skill I learned in HS... I am the only guy on my team that has that skill, all others hunt and poke.

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Hate to be on that IT team

Or the team at OVH for that matter. What a crappy position to be in...

Got $10k to burn? Ultra-rare Piet Mondrian-esque Apple laptop is up for grabs on eBay

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Re: "It almost looks as though it was made of Lego"

Sorry, but it's a Fisher-Price work of art... just a bit too smooth to be lego...

FBI deletes web shells from hundreds of compromised Microsoft Exchange servers before alerting admins

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Another reason I sleep at night

NO EXCHANGE any longer!! but WTF! US Guv patching servers now? Without consent? I wonder how many were borked in the process? Anybody remember Rockwell?

https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY?t=2

After years of dragging its feet, FCC finally starts tackling America's robocall scourge

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Re: I fuck with their heads...

I like messing with M$ support calls... One guy got pissed off and said he could take over my mobile! Still waiting on that one Steve, with a thick Indian accent...

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dozens a day

My folk's landline in the US gets hit with dozens a day, they have a phone that announces the caller, they rarely answer the phone...

Average convicted British computer criminal is young, male, not highly skilled, researcher finds

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Can we really "abuse" a computer ?

you must not work with users.... I wish we could post pics here. It is the 21st century? No? Hint to El Reg...

UK's National Rail backs down from greyscale website tribute to Prince Phil after visually impaired users complain

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Mayor of London's website

Eyes must be going, thought I read wastesite instead of website!

Fire up that Macintosh II: Retro techhead gives the web a Netscape 1.1 makeover

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reaching for a 12" powerbook with 10.5.8

I will give it a spin and see how it goes. There is too much cruft on websites these days...

Texan's alleged Amazon bombing effort fizzles: Militia man wanted to take out 'about 70 per cent of the internet'

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Proof!

The intelligence on the planet is constant, the population is growing...

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According to my Grandma, FaceBook is the internet... She'll be 98 this week, I'll let the illusion live.

How to ensure your tech predictions catch on in a flash? Do the mash

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Stingrays!

They had nothing to do with Steve Irwin's death!

For blinkenlights sake.... RTFM! Yes. Read The Front of the Machine

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All too many times

I've gotten a call to race to a D level's assistant because the printer won't, and the D level needed this document for a meeting that started 10 minutes ago... turn up to find the printer is only out of paper! I always left the area saying when your stapler is out of staples...

Belgian police seize 28 tons of cocaine after 'cracking' Sky ECC's chat app encryption

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Re: Once again with feeling.......

My Mother is a saint! How dare you!??

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Re: One sub postmaster's story

I'm sure they inserted their "own" server\node it's the general MOD lately with the Dutch authorities...

Beloved pixel pusher Paint prepares to join Notepad for updates from Microsoft Store

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Before 2004!

That was the last time I opened Paint. I know this because it was on the ex's PC. Some dates you never forget!

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Re: I'm pissed off...

Why would anybody use anything else? It's one of the first things I load on any new computer.

Easily distracted by too many apps, too many meetings, and too much asparagus

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Mirrors and Zoom!

I caught a glimpse of a colleague's hubby's back side as he scooted from the shower. I've seen it, I can't unsee it!!

Yep, you're totally unique: That one very special user and their very special problem

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The Knob had nothing to do with Brightness

The knob was the PR guy, not so bright!

No payrise for Oracle CEO Safra Catz, but at least there's $76.4m from trading company shares to fall back on

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Re: Fill the swimming pool

I did the math, less than 8% ;-{ I stopped there.... didn't want to depress myself any further!

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Fill the swimming pool

With all her tears... sorry, no time to feel bad, working really hard here, for ± 8% of her salary!

Mullet over: Aussie boys' school tells kids 'business in the front, party in the back' hairstyle is 'not acceptable'

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Noooo

Never again, no mullets! It was a bad time in history for hair, let's not repeat that one!

Time for an upgrade: Dev of the last modern browser for PowerPC Macs calls it a day

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My PPCs

I only use them for backup repositories and file service. Gotta love 10.5.8!

Browser tracking protections won't stop tracking, warns DuckDuckGo

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Ghostery Browser?

I recently received an invite to try Ghostery browser, as I had to create a login\sign up, I hesitated. Anyone tried Ghostery browser?

Patch alert for Apple fans: Cybercrooks have already been exploiting this flaw in iPhones, iPads, and watches

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One advantage

I don't use my phone or tablet for daily surfing. In the rare case I do use either on the web, it's for quick look at a map or traffic info.

Ship stranded in Suez Canal shifts, but not before spawning some choice tech memes

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Hold my beer moment?

At first I heard the blockage was caused by the high winds? Then I heard possible mechanical failure. Now I hear possible human error... How long until it's a Hold my beer moment?

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All streams lead to Rome?

Vegas, baby! A Register reader gambles his software will beat the manual system

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It's sabatoogie I tell ya!

A direct correlation between work done and pay received!

Mac OS X at 20: A rocky start, but it got the fundamentals right for a macOS future

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Re: Its still a bit marmitey though

Yes, yes it does, I know an Apple Dev and it really is thought of as "the one who shouldn't be mentioned"... Throwing iPhone backup onto the finder was just the icing on the cake. Perhaps Finder will get the iTunes treatment and become separate better apps? Oh, wait Music sucks as bad as iTunes...

Yes, there's nothing quite like braving the M4 into London on the eve of a bank holiday just to eject a non-bootable floppy

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which button are you using? the one on the telly thing?

Of course, that way my computer boots up faster!

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Hence the secretary's fast exit to the loo?

BOFH: Bullying? Not on my watch! (It's a Rolex)

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fine print, grey text

I always like finding the clause that gives them the power to change anything above at any time!

Global tat supply line clogged as Suez Canal authorities come to aid of wedged 18-brontosaurus container ship

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Re: But it moves around a lot.

+1 but you forgot your coat! Let me get that for you!

Can you imagine Slack letting people DM strangers in another org? Think of the abuse. Oh wait, it did do that

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differnt?

Than all the people or bots that tried to chat me up on Skype? By default allow only my contacts was off... Shame on me?