* Posts by chivo243

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LA cops told to harvest social media handles from people they stop, suspect or not

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Re: Social media?

yes, I avoid it like the plague. El reg and one other tech website is as social as it gets for me...

ProtonMail deletes 'we don't log your IP' boast from website after French climate activist reportedly arrested

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speak in code, duh

I had a friend back in college, he came from the South Side of Chicago, gang territory. I once visited him there, he took a phone call from a *friend* and the whole thing was in code... something like pig-latin with lots of St's and be and eb's. When I asked what it was about, he said the party is at so and so's house, but his parents shouldn't know he was going...

Component shortages: HPE pushes up some hardware prices and as if by magic, reports 'record' gross margin in Q3

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Dodged the gauge!

We ordered our gear back in April or so, and was delivered in July. I was quite happy with the old gear, but a certain giant virtualization software vendor won't support it any longer, and compliance on our part yada yada...

A speech recognition app goes into a bar. Speak up if you’ve heard it already

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I touch type

40 words per minute of a two-finger keyboard typist. !! I hit back space more that 40 time minute!

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Re: Only once a month ..

Here in NL, first Monday of the month at 12:00 sharp! never had a misfire AFAIK...

Oh! A surprise tour of the data centre! You shouldn't have. No, you really shouldn't have

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I could only wish

"She doesn't ask much about my work, though," he added wryly. The Missus is always askin' questions like What's a hash, why is it salted... What is a BSSID do...

Can we talk about Kevin McCarthy promising revenge if Big Tech aids probe into January insurrection?

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Re: The law and order and right to life party say what?

I picked the wrong day?

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Re: Nothing to hide, nothing to fear

I was wondering when that little gem would be trotted out...

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Re: The law and order and right to life party say what?

Republicans = Hulk Smash! As Dr. Banner(Bill Bixby) says "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

obvious green icon!

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5 dead on the day

and what about the law enforcement officers that have pulled the pin and committed suicide since? 4 or 5 more? Does that not speak volumes? As a Merkin who left back in the late 90's, I thought the political scene was bad and toxic at that time. I won't be repatriating, and may even dump my citizenship, see American taxation of ex-pats for more info.

Ta!

The unit of measure for fatbergs is not hippopotami, even if the operator of an Australian sewer says so

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Re: That's nothing!

That would be William "The Refrigerator" Perry from the Chicago Bears. I think it had to do with a) his size and b) how fast he could empty the fridge... Talk about a bygone era!

Trial of Theranos boss Elizabeth Holmes begins: She plans to say her boyfriend and COO Balwani abused her

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Re: I don't buy it

I guess he forgot /s or D'oh icon or I'll get my coat icon... I surely hope! Anyone that wanted to be like Steve Jobs... nut jobs?

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No evidence?

Amazing, her damsel in distress act has evidence? I didn't think so... Not one shred of proof? I hope the jury sees through it.

Leaked Guntrader firearms data file shared. Worst case scenario? Criminals plot UK gun owners' home addresses in Google Earth

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My father passed recently in the Colonies, leaving behind a small arsenal that my mother wanted nothing to do with, a friend of my father told us he could make all the guns go away. Or my mom could try to sell them individually, and his advice was to record the name, address, date of the transaction on paper, and both parties sign it. This was to protect my mother incase the firearms ultimately ended up being used in a crime. IT IS ALL ON PAPER!

I was flabbergasted by this at the time, how could guns be so freely traded and NOT tracked?

Now I'm at a loss

How to stop a content filter becoming a career-shortening network component

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Re: "That would not be... convenient"

niet mogelijk? sorry hoor... So do the Dutch!

When everyone else is on vacation, it's time to whip out the tiny screwdrivers

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Re: Two observations:

Can the be sorted in space by ants?

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Re: Tiny Screwdrivers

The guy who ends up needing one, and has to buy another small set of small screwdrivers.

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only one screw leftover!

Nice work Dabsy! I begin to scratch my head when there are 4 leftovers...

Love the ankle bracelet bit too! I wasn't aware France employed that technology, good to know as my address may change to a French local too...

British naval food doesn't look half bad... so we're going to try it out for ourselves

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Re: I loved the Navy in my teens

Black Nepalese? Got ya weak in your knees?

Fix five days of server failure with this one weird trick

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always in the last place we look

I remember quite a few times, where every technical issue was ruled out, and it turned out to be a cable or PSU somewhere...

Lost in IKEA? So, it seems, is Windows

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Re: Lost in IKEA? Don't be so f**ing feeble.

Her in NL, you can only go one general direction in IKEA, swimming upstream is frowned upon, Just follow everybody else, they're leaving too!

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Re: IKEA

I drive a Kia, to IKEA!

Oh the humanity: McDonald's out of milkshakes across Great Britain

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This Just In!

Heart disease and heart attacks are down 20%!

Poly Network says it's got pretty much all of that $610m in stolen crypto-coins back

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Re: Meanwhile....

I bet he no longer lives at the ranch... but has moved faster than the PFYs Onion Bhaji

Hacking the computer with wirewraps and soldering irons: Just fix the issues as they come up, right?

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dynamically linked

where have heard this before? Let me think... I better hit the library for this one!

A man spent a year in jail on a murder charge involving disputed AI evidence. Now the case has been dropped

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FAIL

Only in Chicago

I grew up near Chicago, lived there for 3 years while going to uni... I spent a lot of time there. This is only the tip of the stupidity\corruption iceberg.

So the data centre's 'getting a little hot' – at 57°C, that's quite the understatement

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A week without Aircon!

Back in May we had one of our ACs take a powder, and our service company couldn't source parts for it, nada, so they had to order a new one took 5 days for it to arrive, and 2 days to get it installed correctly. I put fans up on stands at the top of the doorways (3) to the server room, blew the hot air out, with windows open in the adjacent rooms letting cool air in along the floor. Worked OK until we had a warm day... The howling was deafening, from both me and the gear. I was screaming at facilities, they were screaming at the AC company about the SLA not being worth the paper it was printed on! The new unit went down 3 times in the next two weeks. Finally somebody who knew what they were doing was sent in, and solved the problem in about 5 minutes! Been solid ever since, touch wood!

Asahi Linux progress: Apple Silicon OS works – though it's 'rough around the edges' and has no GUI acceleration

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practical?

no, probably not, Apple will stay one step ahead, what new feat will the M1x do or the M2? It will prove to be instructional in a lot of ways.

Dallas cops lost 8TB of criminal case data during bungled migration, says the DA... four months later

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Boffin

Backups failed

in 3-2-1... probably didn't follow the rulez

Scalpel! Superglue! This mouse won't fix its own ball

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mouse balls!

They won't work when covered in dried chocolate milk! There is a gross story, but I will pass at this time...

I was offered $500k as a thank-you bounty for pilfering $600m from Poly Network, says crypto-thief

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Re: Really, now?

I'll send photos! It's the real deal, my back can back me up!

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Re: Really, now?

"You are being conned. It is a Ponzi scheme and you can only exit it, if you can sucker in more people to join the scheme, and sell them your magic numbers."

If people value something, I say sell it to them. I have a Commodore Pet 2001 8-C restoration planned, it has no value to me, except the opportunity for the experience. If a collector wants to buy it off me, I'll sell and only charge them for my time. They are welcome to pay in crypto or cash or perhaps in some chickens, which will lay eggs, and later be eaten after the eggs grow into replacements or are consumed or sold.

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Holmes

Re: Really, now?

Do bit coins draw interest? If so, at what percentage?

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WTF?

Really, now?

So many unknowns here, it's really impossible to know if this was really a joke\lark\prank for white hat purposes... Comments in previous articles relating to this story here on El Reg bring up a lot of good questions.

https://forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2021/08/10/poly_networks_cryptocurrency_theft/

https://forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2021/08/11/poly_network_funds_returned/

I'm dubious...

Fancy joining the SAS's secret hacker squad in Hereford as an electronics engineer for £33k?

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Re: No comment

I make a more than that already, and if I had the skillz needed for that posting, I could easily be doubling what I already earn, which would be way more than 33k ffs...

BOFH: 'What's an NFT?' the Boss asks. In this case, 'not financially thoughtful'

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Devil

Fooling the Boss!

Like shooting fish in a barrel!

Google staff who work from home might see pay cut under corporate policy – reports

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WTF?

If anything

People who whore from home should get more money... They have to pay the ISP, maybe extra now due to extra bandwidth usage? They have to pay for the extra power that the employer isn't using at the office. They have to buy their own tea or coffee...

In the end less people commuting reduces accidents.... So, you will pay me to gamble I don't get into an prang on the way to work, either in my own conveyance or on public transport? See icon!

Retirement can't come soon enough!

WFT as it's closest to the middle finger of Linus!

Tick-tock, Facebook: Not a reference to that short vid horsepuckey but a literal open-source timekeeper

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Why?

FB time appliance? Will FB slurp user data via a NTP protocol?

Looks like NSA now stands for Not Selecting Azure: US spy agency picks AWS over Microsoft

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Just put it in the cloud

It will be found.... Recipe for disaster? Probably. Why would the gubbermint put their dirty laundry on the 'line' for everybody to have a hack at? Or is this just an expensive "Honeypot" Seems really fscking weird that most heavily funded org on the planet is looking for a commercial solution? Or am I missing one of the 7 layers in the burrito?

Without a trace: Baroness Dido Harding to step down as chair of NHS Improvement

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Not a career move I'd fancy

Following in her footsteps? I would have to look out for all the toilet paper, I would hate to have it stick to my shoes like it has hers...

But if you are a go getter, there is no where to go but UP!

Q: Post-lockdown, where would I like to go? A: As far away from my own head as possible

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Re: LifeShip hopes to cram a million astronauts into a capsule this way

I have a plastic woman for you;-} No, just kidding! I've had relationships with both models, and women you might call a coyote date, happiness is a chemistry, I hope Jaws found happiness

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Re: LifeShip hopes to cram a million astronauts into a capsule this way

Moonraker? Didn't that happen? Didn't Jaws get paired with a cute girl?

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Re: Cordon Bennet ...

in 30 years? Might be cutting that a bit close! Unless, of course, I can read the NFT versions in the afterlife?

Apple is about to start scanning iPhone users' devices for banned content, professor warns

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Re: Every is now under suspicion

I don't think running macOS will be the problem, don't connect it with your AppleID, never, ever do that... It's that the iPhone is tied to the AppleID.

I am starting to feel as I've been maneuvered into a safe place that might not be so safe from another perspective.

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I just scanned my phone

75% of photos on my phone are of switch panels, cables in ceilings, broken connectors etc. about 15 % is vacation photos, I saw on with my son and a friends daughter in the swimming pool. Should I be worried? Should I off load that pic to another non-apple storage?

What a slippery slope, I'm all for protecting children, where is the better way?

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Re: Don't use your iPhone in church

amen to that!

84-year-old fined €250,000 for keeping Nazi war machines – including tank – in basement

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Re: read this elsewhere...

I saw the original link again and had to do a double take... and revisit El Reg.

Tanks but no tanks! German fined for WWII weapons arsenal

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-europe-a3a9bfb2252ae575a539dd44729c49ab

Me thinks another site beat El Reg to the headline? Or has one of El Reg writers started moonlighting?

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read this elsewhere...

The Gentleman seemed to accept the judgement, and two years to donate them? Seems an odd combination, you're guilty of amassing bad stuff, but two years to get rid of them...

Undebug my heart: Using Cisco's IOS to take down capitalism – accidentally

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Happy

Good catch! I missed that one!

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Well? Are you?