* Posts by chivo243

6090 publicly visible posts • joined 10 May 2010

Commercial repair shops caught snooping on customer data by canny Canadian research crew

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No time, not enough mind bleach

When I did repairs, which was not often, I didn't have time to browse people's data, but I always copied files, ya know, incase I fscked up the whole thing, and needed to restore? Not sure if this was done by the techs in question, and if it was confused with nefariously riffling though files?

I've seen enough without snooping too, hence the mind bleach.

Starlink purchases 'Twitter takeover' ad package, Musk dismisses it as 'tiny'

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Re: What is an overdose of Musk called?

I don't read the articles, I'm just here for the comments ;-)

There are articles and columns? Whaa?

Microsoft warns Direct Access on Windows 10 and 11 could be anything but

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Re: Another bullet dodged

I walked a mile or 20 in those shoes too. I have also shed windows support, but keep my eyes open for bed soiling stories like this one, I like to keep my ex-colleagues\friends on their toes!

Taking the windows support disks out of my coat...

Amazon founder Bezos to donate 'majority' of $126bn fortune

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Giving money is hard

We need capacity!

Just follow the instructions … no wait, not that instruction to lock everyone out of everything

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Well, yes, but no... On Call is saving the day, Who? Me? is the other side of the coin.

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I have to agree. +1. Perhaps all the good stories have been told? They are relying on reader contributions for the stories*. However, this is really just part of the vanillaization (the opposite of vandalization?) of El Reg, now known as Reg.com.

*I know I don't see some user handles in the comments any longer. Have they gone AC? Doubtful, they probably aren't visiting Reg.com and this brain drain is affecting the quality of columns like Who? Me? and On Call.

Microsoft to spend $1 billion on datacenters in North Carolina

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WTF?

Must be a typo?

Investing over 1 Billion dollars, creating 4 data centers, mostly adjacent from wsm's comment above, and creating over 50 jobs? Fifty? 5 0 5-0 50! Jobs?! Gotta be a typo...

World Cup apps pose a data security and privacy nightmare

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The Marx Solution

"Additionally, some 15,000 cameras using facial recognition will monitor the event"

Gimme a Groucho nose and mustache! Shave my beard for the trip... Wait, I hate football. I won't be going...

Twitter, Musk, and a week of bad decisions

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Re: Close it Down and Get Out Quick

If there aren't already a dozen biographies being written, and hundreds of movie scripts being shopped around, I'd be very, very surprised, Hollywood thrives on sordid and pathetic stories like the life of Musk the Man.

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It's Brewster's Millions

In real life! Our man, Elon has to blow all his cash in order to get even more... https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088850/

There can't be any other explanation, can there?? I'll let the commentards decide!

Musk tells of risk of Twitter bankruptcy as tweeters trash brands

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Re: Employee memo number 2

coining a new phrase? Going Twittered? Better than Going Postal?

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I'll brave it and climb up on top, jump up and down! If it starts falling really quickly, please grab me, I wouldn't want to be sucked into that vacuum.

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80 weeks.... I haven't pulled any of those since I wore a much younger man's clothes. And never again!

Should I have ever have been employed by Twatter (I know) I would have had the sense to make for the door when the courts said, "Sorry Elon, but you really do have to complete the purchase." I would have raided the office supplies cupboard, and emptied my desk all while my chair was spinning, on my way to the door!

Be sure not to forget my coat, nothing defeats a dramatic exit like returning for your coat...

BOFH: Don't be nervous, Mr Consultant. Come right this way …

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So with all the others gone, how long can our BOFH last?

On today's, on the go, up and coming El Reg? By my calculations, don't look for the BOFH in 2023... not here on El Reg, or should we be calling it Reg.com now?? Should Simon have the will to continue, perhaps he could join Dabbsy over at stubstack?

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What an elegant passage

I open it a crack to let the horror trickle out in the Boss's direction.

One can only think that this horror must be some sort of curse...

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Have a nice weekend! Here's Dabbsy! https://autosaveisforwimps.substack.com/p/how-my-batch-process-nightmare-was

Twitter CISO flies the coop

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It has sailed!

The Ship of Fools... Jump now, or suffer the weirdest ride imaginable.

Intel's top-spec Raptor Canyon NUC can double as a 700+W space heater

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Re: Where are the Low Power PC's/NUC's ?

Aaaagh! Two Bots!!

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Re: Where are the Low Power PC's/NUC's ?

It's a downvote bot... it randomly downvotes comments without any downvotes...

Musk sows more Twitter chaos, now with Official policy snafu

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Re: "Please note that Twitter will do lots of dumb things in coming months"

Well duh, with His Muskness at the helm, we're expecting that.

I'm growing tired of pulling popcorn seed husks out of my teeth... I need a new snack. What do you snack on during a disaster film?

Boffins find COVID changed the way sysadmins work – probably for the worse

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I like lists!

But not meetings so much, unless they were with my immediate team, those were productive.

Feds find Silk Road thief's $1b+ Bitcoin stash in popcorn tin, hidden safe

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Re: I Don't Get It...

but you can't go back to where your friends and family live.

Bring the mountain to Mohammed, especially with that mountain of cash... I'm sure your friends and family would love an all expenses paid trip to your tropical island!

Europe wants Airbnb and pals to cough up rental property logs

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Re: It had to happen

yes, they will just skim the top, and take the cream they can get for the time being. Once they have figured out how to regulate more, bingo, Bob's your Uncle...

Parody Elon Musk Twitter accounts will be suspended immediately, says Elon Musk

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Big Brother

I think the speech he was referring to was his own anointed words, and not using his likeness to say the un-anointed thought.

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Re: I've managed without Twitter this far

I've been there a couple of times by accidentally clicking a link I thought was to another article... not the twat 0' sphere.

SolarWinds reaches $26m settlement with shareholders, expects SEC action

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my last gig used SolarWinds WebHelpDesk... or at least the IT office used it, users rarely submitted tickets.

NFT vending machine appears in London

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Doctors have come up with a name for the disease these poor suckers have... Barnumitis.

Elon Musk reportedly outlines horrible Twitter layoff process

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Angel

Re: Some people go to car races to see the accidents

it wuz the guvuner lady wut dun it!

Big brands urged to pause Twitter ads until Elon's learned how this all works

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Re: Good.

Ah yes! I must have a downvoting bot... every once in a while, I get a downvote and I can't fathom why. Now I know! Waiting for that downvote now!

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Re: hmmm...

Fuel prices you say... My brother bleats on about how high the gas prices are in the US and the president is to blame, no ifs ands or buts. I silently do the math for the cost of fuel here in France, and I can only laugh to myself. I'm paying nearly €10 per gallon, I think it was €2.39 per liter at the las fill up. I think there are 3.96 liters per gallon... I'm way too lazy to look up the precise conversion. TLTLIU...

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I give you an upvote, but consider what myspaces' demise opened the door to? IG FB TT. WTF?? These social networks are like crime gangs... One goes down, two pop up...

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Re: cesspit

Mos Eisley reference gets you a +1 and a virtual pint!

InSight Mars lander has only 'few weeks' of power left

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Re: Use inclined solar panels

What's needed is for a Martian to pop out with a bucket and sponge, give it a quick rub down and demand 5 Martian dollars.

Believe me, those martian$5 window cleans aren't worth it... perhaps only to get them to leave you alone.

Windows 11 runs on fewer than 1 in 6 PCs

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OS X?

I haven't heard that term in quite some time. Didn't Apple go back to macOS and it's new splinters, tvOS, iPadOS and WatchOS?

And as far as Windows, I'm done at Win10, Windows going up to 11 isn't quite like SpinalTap going up to 11... now is it?

Porsche wants to sell you a rusty tailpipe soundbar for $12k

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Re: As the saying goes....

"One born every minute." The school of Barnumomics. Can I get one installed in my self driving car?

I can only think that Porsche affiliated groups would go for something like this. The sales office of an aftermarket Porsche upgrade shop, parts dealer, body and fender repair company specializing in Porsche.

Minecraft's 'first luxury goods collection' features real-world $3,000 Burberry coat

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Re: Eh, what?!

Miss Minecraft? Try Minetest! No account, free!

https://www.minetest.net/downloads/

I prefer it over Minecraft, because I don't have a MS account. The boy likes Minecraft, he has a MS login for the xbox...

Zoom to mandate client updates every ninety days, starting Nov 1

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Long in the tooth!

...that was released in June 2020.

Elon Musk shows what being Chief Twit is all about across weird weekend

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It's called micro-dosing for a reason!

Dude, one is enough! Especially at work!

Otto, bus driver.

No, I will not pay the bill. Why? Because we pay you to fix things, not break them

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Impressive! Nice work, I love hot peppers, and making hot sauces!

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Take your fuckin' beer, and please enjoy it! I'm glad we had this conversation!

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Yes, El Reg has changed a lot over the past couple of years. A lot of it was just bad design and bad style changes, (most recent, up votes and down votes are now smashed to the left) I still keep coming back. A lot of the change is the subtle and surgical removal of certain aspects. Bye bye .co.uk, so long Paris we'll always have, oh never mind. See ya around Dabbsy https://autosaveisforwimps.substack.com/ And most annoyingly of all is Biting the Hand that feeds IT is also gone from the masthead.

"BITE THE HAND. You are getting boring."

Yes, even the new "Who? Me" and "On Call" seem to lack the depth they originally had.

What ever happened to the post pub nosh? And the crazy and fun projects like the PARIS paper plane? Yes, I remember that Lester passed away.

What has happened to the spirit of El Reg? I fear it will vanish into the pool of mediocrity. It's sad really, I have more time to read now, and less entertaining content here to read.

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Re: It goes far beyond that ...

good evil, god devil? Wait, what were we talking about?

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I've already made two batches this year... Why wait?

Icon, for you know, chili!

KDE 5.26 gets a second point release (yes, already)

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Re: Sadly? and Slackware

I once had a wallpaper with a beautiful tree, with vibrant branches that stood out. I liked putting folders at the end of the branches! It kept my chaos somewhat organized.

BOFH: I know of a small biz that could deliver nothing for a fraction of the cost

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BOFH, that old softie...

"Is it bad?"

"The document style?" I ask. "I've seen worse. Not many, but I have seen worse."

I get the feeling he's gone soft... I think he would have had more damning and colorful things to say in his younger days!

Apple exec confirms iPhones will switch to USB-C because 'we have no choice'

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Re: One in three chargers that is bundled with these products are never opened.

Nah, they should have a bin of them at the exit just like those gawd awful Allen\hex wrenches you can score at Ikea.... take one if you need it, if you have an extra charger, leave one!

'Chief Twit' Musk delivers bathroom furniture to Twitter HQ ... but not Tesla results

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Whaa?

I can never understand what he means, I wonder what he's 'sinking'?

ISS dodges space junk from satellite Russia blew up

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Re: Hello Garbage Scowl!

The misadventures of an outer space garbage collector and his crew. The original Quark!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077066/

Google's Alphabet to review every project after $6bn decline in profits

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Like Brazil?

I wonder if working at Gafebet is like working at the office in Brazil?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu1iND6vtcE