* Posts by chivo243

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Exchange Online and Microsoft Teams went down in APAC because Microsoft broke itself

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I've never touched Teams, and Exchange 2003 (circa 2005) was my last dealing with the devil! I guess, I won't miss out on anything...

Two signs in the comms cabinet said 'Do not unplug'. Guess what happened

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Re: I was commenting on twitter the other day…

monthly "oops" room clean….

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Not only two signs...

But in two languages, and the plugs still magically managed to free themselves...

Musk says spat with Apple over App Store ejection threat for Twitter was 'misunderstanding'

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Let's think about this...

So, Elon farts in Apple's general direction on his newly acquired internet megaphone. Gets some press, gets invited(?) to visit TC. Struts into the meeting like cock of the walk, later after the meeting, he laughs it off as a misunderstanding, something taken out of context, and now he's marching in line like a good little soldier.

What would motivate a man to change so suddenly? Especially someone as bold as Elon?

Blackmail\extortion? We have the pics!

A quick look at his real financial situation, as I'm sure Apple can get the info they need.

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Re: Elon Trump Junior

Me and Mini-Me? No?

The school of say what you want, when you want, and back peddle like hell when you're called on your BS.

FTX's crypto villain Sam Bankman-Fried admits 'I made a lot of mistakes'

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It works on so many levels!

A guy fiddling with and losing cash? And his name is Bankman?

Almost 300 predatory loan apps found in Google and Apple stores

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A Lending app ??

There are apps for getting loans? I'm confused, you can afford an iGizmo, but need a loan? We need a rock icon... one I can crawl back under. Lending apps, geesh.

Maybe there's a rock in my coat pocket?

Meta fined $275m after data-scraping fiasco leaked 533m Facebook users' profiles

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The other question

Will they ever pay the fine? Perhaps, from a rainy day fund. That amount won't be missed. In fact, I believe that the interest on their rainy day fund would pay that fine off quite quickly.

Windows Server domain controllers may stop, restart after recent updates

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Re: And don't forget the problem with the freezing task bar in Windows 10

Because the users are like junkies in that they are hooked on the product.

I was sys admin, and I gotta say, users had little input into the OS they were running, we tried to use the best OS for the task at hand. I supported macOS(writing this from macOS!), and Windows, if macOS covered the bases, they got that. If they needed a windows only app, then we would provide Windows.

As the arm chair sys admin(the only IT guy in the family) I tried in all cases to get macOS in their hands. But most opted for windows because of cost of the hardware and games...

users really don't care. Fanbois care.

How not to test a new system: push a button and wait to see what happens

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Re: IBM

I Be Milking it, for all it's worth!

See ya Suckers!

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You've just given Who? Me? the Syndrome Award. Lame! Lame! Lame! ??

Musk: Twitter will have 1 billion monthly users inside 18 months

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Real Twitter news...

Twitter chief executive Elon Musk confirmed plans for end-to-end encryption (E2EE) for direct messages on the platform.

Over at The Hacker News... https://thehackernews.com/2022/11/elon-musk-confirms-twitter-20-will.html

Perhaps this coupled with bans being lifted has attracted new readers?

Now on with the Twitter bashing bash!

Epson zaps lasers into oblivion, in the name of the environment

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shoulda

I should have grabbed a decommissioned laser printer from my last job, but I was also moving houses after my last job, and the missus wasn't keen on more junk to move. InkJet Never Again!

Quest VR glasses back on sale in Germany – but watchdog has eye on Meta

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Re: Why VR goggles?

Why VR goggles?

MuthurZucker is taking a page out of Steve Job's Apple's book. Get in on the profits at every stage of the ecosystem. That's where they keep the trillion dollar bills...

Elon Musk to abused Twitter users: Your tormentors are coming back

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Just wait...

Twitter will be a 'MySpace' joke, his Elongatedness will loose some cash, tarnish is already questionable reputation...

Is this what they call a win<->win?

Happy Friday!

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Re: And so, Twitter died

In any case, it is now clear that whatever prompted Must to eventually buy Twitter, it was not for a return on investment.

Waaay tooo high! It was a pipe dream!!

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Re: And to think that 30 years ago...

@Chuckufarley

I was joking when I said there were downvote bots here on Reg.com... I get one downvote on a comment lots of times and I can't figure out why... and I made a joke because it was a story about bots...

Boss broke servers with a careless bit of keyboarding, leaving techies to sort it out late on a Sunday

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Cold and hot

Yeah, the server room is a strange place... cold in some places, like on the floor against the opposite wall the airco is mounted on. We used to put our lunch boxes there. One day a colleague brought in some goodies for a birthday party. They asked if they could put the bag in the server room. At this point in history, my office was adjacent to the server room, and had a door right from my office to the server room, which, back in the day was unlocked during the day. My colleague popped into the server room and deposited his bag of party snacks and was on his way. Later, I had to swap the backup tapes, and when I entered the server room, there was this odd smell of melted plastic. The shopping bag my colleague put in the server room, wasn't on floor where we all put our lunches, but behind a rack, so not to be seen by hungry eyes... It hadn't started burning or anything, but was a good approximation of shrink wrap on one side of the bag.

Needless to say, my boss at the time ruled out anyone other than server admins storing their lunch in the server room. I'm sure I should have had a good lecture from that, but I think if our colleague had asked my boss instead of me, my boss would have done the same thing, say yeah, and let our colleague proceed...

San Francisco politicians to vote on policy endorsing lethal force for robots

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Re: SFO Bums are very resiliant... Meet Ed209...

Obligatory for mentioning Ed209! Have an upvote and one of these --->

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Asimov or Herbert?

Weren't the Butlerian Cymeks closer to the mark? Human mind controlling a machine?

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Re: Weird...

Not to worry Shadout Mapes, I was it's target, it only came to the motion...

CT scanning tech could put an end to 100ml liquid limit on flights by 2024

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Another knee jerk reaction

and we're still stuck with it. I've lost count of them, but someone's knee must be bruised and bloody as hell... maybe even a fractured patella.

New SI prefixes clear the way for quettabytes of storage

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Re: This is getting silly now

Oh, I misheard you. I thought you said Giraffic format, or was that Jurassic format.

Norm Crosby's coat...

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ronnabyte?

Gotta be a Scooby-doo fan on that board of standards...

HP Inc to lay off up to 6,000 staff, cut costs by $1.4 billion

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Re: what still surprises me is

Yep! Ye's pays ya monies, an ya takes yer chances. Maybe a cunning layoff plan will save the company, turn it around and make BIG profits! I think this is one of the Rules of Acquisition, one of the high numbers?

I'd rather play the lotto...

If Apple's environmental rhetoric is meaningful, Macs and iPads should converge

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long time coming

OS X > macOS and the various iOS flavors have been meandering their way to a meeting point for quite some time, I said this long ago. I'm too lazy to look for the comment...

And this is the third Apple story in 3 hours. Elon must be taking the day off?

World's richest man posts memes as $44b Twitter acquisition veers off course

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Re: Waah

We need extra upvotes for special comments like this one ;-} I think the passing of Lester might have triggered the change.

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only opening the door for people who leave... I have doubts about any arriving these days.

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Re: Waah

Yes, it's been an insidious, and weird transformation. I miss the old Reg, I fear my days of reading columns here may be dwindling. Maybe it's fitting? I've recently left full time IT...

Time Lords decree an end to leap seconds before risky attempt to reverse time

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Time Lords

Hmm, that headline had me thinking Dr. Who kind of stuff... Now I know way too much about actual time keeping!

Job 1: Get the boss on the network. Job 2: Figure out why Job 1 broke the network for everyone else

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Re: What's the password?

Here to meet Jessica, eh? Nah, just dabblin in some watercolors... with my pants up!

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What's the password?

Walt sent me!

Twitter set for more layoffs as Musk mulls next move

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the end game emerges...

Buy twitter, decimate the workforce, see a mass exodus of users and employees, lift some bans, decimate the workforce further, and hey look! We're in the run up to the 2024 US Elections! Twitter runs, but barely, as most staff have quit or been shown the door. Now anyone can attack or abuse or even take over Twitter. It will be a dumpster fire...

Former Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes sentenced to 11 years in prison

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Re: Regrets

...regret is getting caught.

Ah, the Richard Nixon paradox...

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Re: already suffered by being stigmatized

and so stigmatised - I have to think the law talking dude was saying that she had been stigmatised within her circle, not the larger society, possibly drawing on the fact that the judge may actually be in that same circle, power follows strange paths.

BOFH: We're an industry leader … in employing idiot managers

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Shut up already!

The Boss's disappointment is offset somewhat by his astonishment at my apparent reading of his mind (*and not just his email).

You're breaking your NDA, stop giving our *operational secrets away!!

FTX disarray declared 'unprecedented' by exec who cleaned up after Enron

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www. = Wild Wild West

Come on in, anything goes, as long as the Sheriff ain't lookin...

IT manager's 'think outside the box' edict was, for once, not (only) a revolting cliché

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Re: Hide and seek at El Reg

Yes, this one was short and fast, but had oh so much potential... too bad they didn't take more than 3 minutes to work it up. If I find an extra 10 minutes today, I'll rewrite it myself and re-post it.

Yeah, there's something in the tea at Vulture Central. Can we still use that term? Vulture Central? Now kissing the ring on the hand that feeds IT? WTF!

I fear 2023 will be a boring year as told by Reg.com

Windows 10 – a 7-year-old OS – is still having problems with the desktop and taskbar

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Re: Maybe it's time for M$ to shitcan half its workforce as per the current trend?

Don't poke the bear... and never, never tease a weasel!

Surely their products couldn't get any worse?

You must be new here, very new.

Win2000 = solid

Win2000 advanced = solid

WinXP = Solid after SP2

Win7 = Solid after SP1

Downhill from there... so please don't double dog dare M$ to produce a steamier turd...

Evernote's fall from grace is complete, with sale to Italian app maker

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Re: Irrelevant

Calendar? Todos? messaging?

Elon Musk issues ultimatum to Twitter staff: Go hardcore or go home

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Re: The Twitterverse will soon be silent

Twitter's now ripe for an attack... I can't be the first one to think of that!

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Re: Next installment?

Why oh why did I think of this...

https://youtu.be/TEIqTBasNrQ

Croatian EV maker Rimac claims 412km/h speed record

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0–100km/h in under two seconds

Whiplash anyone?

After 47 years, Microsoft issues first sexual harassment and gender report

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OK, I'll bite

What is 47 years? M$ has been a company since the Mid 70s? Was there some legislation they haven't complied with?

Starlink purchases 'Twitter takeover' ad package, Musk dismisses it as 'tiny'

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Re: Tiny by Musk's standards

Shouldn't Carl Sagan have something to say about billions?

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Re: What is an overdose of Musk called?

I don't read the articles, I'm just here for the comments ;-)

There are articles and columns? Whaa?

Commercial repair shops caught snooping on customer data by canny Canadian research crew

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No time, not enough mind bleach

When I did repairs, which was not often, I didn't have time to browse people's data, but I always copied files, ya know, incase I fscked up the whole thing, and needed to restore? Not sure if this was done by the techs in question, and if it was confused with nefariously riffling though files?

I've seen enough without snooping too, hence the mind bleach.

Microsoft warns Direct Access on Windows 10 and 11 could be anything but

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Re: Another bullet dodged

I walked a mile or 20 in those shoes too. I have also shed windows support, but keep my eyes open for bed soiling stories like this one, I like to keep my ex-colleagues\friends on their toes!

Taking the windows support disks out of my coat...

Amazon founder Bezos to donate 'majority' of $126bn fortune

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Giving money is hard

We need capacity!