Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

Sir

PLEASE please please will someone do this with Ocarina?

I know it's Nintendo, but still.

Sir

I still have the original on a US N64, and it's the music that's really lacking.

There's just no atmosphere in this game, and to have Bond played by that bricky Craig whatsisname is just adding insult to injury.

It's effin hard to pick out enemies at a distance, but they have no problem seeing you of course, even when you're tucked in behind a bloody great rock.

Stealth is there, but once compromised it becomes a duck-shoot. Where do they get all those henchmen from?

I'm playing it on pussy level at the moment, $deity knows what it will be like on 00.

I bought it on impulse due to nostalgia - but if that's your thing you might want to give it a miss.

Sir

Does anyone know the law in the Uk?

I have a pair of silver bollocks from a while back that I think would look just dandy hanging off my Victory cruiser :D

Sir

My main objection to the Wii for serious games is the motion controller.

Sure, you can stick a Gamecube pad on there, but a M$/Sony controller it is not.

I mean, I abandoned a Zelda game because of the control mechanism, something I thought would have been phsychologically impossible.

Sir

So why did I see an exhaust plume coming out of the back of that projectile?

Sir

Nice visuals, I wish they'd re-do Vice City with this engine.

And I saw a motorbike in that trailer, I thought they were taking them out?

Sir

Whilst Software Programmers are IT professionals, IT professionals != Software Programmers.

Sir

and in other news..."The 'Cloud" isn't all it's cracked up to be in the shiny magazines that get given to pointy haired bosses.

Sir

Shiny.

Looks good, what kind of battery life can we expect?

Sir

Does anyone know if any of those video glasses can handle a 3-d input? 'm getting bored of sitting in one place playing XBOX - I want to be able to play in the back garden whilst getting a sun-tan!

Sir

Along with this technology I hope someone bright can come up with a way of destroying these infernal things, like a suicide booth for tracking things.

You go out and buy loads of shit like a good consumer, are blissfully unaware your every movement is being tracked. But hey, what's that? Step right in, kkkkkkkzzzzzzap. All your printed tracking devices are belong to dead.

Grazio, I can walk my way down the street blissfully unaware I'm being tracked by 73 camera's all linked to a centralised database with facial recognition.

I'm now flagged as a subversive, and they came for me in the dead of night.

Where's my tin-foil hat!? Where's my medication!! MATRON!!!!

Sir

Considering how long the PGP Outlook plug-in has been available, I'm surprised that M$ haven't gone and released a version of Outlook with it built in.

Unless I've missed something.

All hail Sir Tim :D

Sir

I've started using the 2010 office products recently and it's a real pain in the arse re-learning where everything is. Don't get me wrong, there are some nice touches in there as well.

However, a word (sorry) to M$ - This is absolutely the last time I change to a product of yours if you muck around with the UI again. I'm sick and tired of having to re-learn what I already know how to do.

Sir

Sounds like completing this is the equivalent of gaining Elite on the old beeb (without cheating)

Oh, and "Don't look at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire"

yuck.

Sir

If one's man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter, and vice versa, does that mean China believes the Dalai Llama to be a terrorist?

Sir

That footage is so good I'm actually feeling sick.

+121000 to the Rocketeer