* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Sony outs Google TV set-top box

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It doesn't look like there's any way to hold that remote without pressing buttons.

The Beatles Yellow Submarine restored

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Re: Drop a tab / AC, obviously, in case Mum's reading.

It's a very strange concept, but the wackiest thing I ever saw when tripping was a party policital broadcast by the labour party (quite some time ago I might add).

Prescott litterally looked like a slug in a suit, then it kicked in and things got weirder :)

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I once thought this would be awesome to watch on mushrooms, but it turns out that it just makes it dull.

Must be some kind of weird psychedelic nullyfying effect.

Assange: Australian neglect made me flee to Ecuador embassy

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These rapes, iirc they involved willing participants (to the act). I think the accusation is that he didn't use a condom, which isn't a crime here as far as I'm aware (Uk), but apparently is in Sweden.

Not supporting JA, but when people bandy about terms like 'raping two women' it needs to be put into context.

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Re: Bail terms

If he'd applied for asylum before he *knew* he was going to be extradited, he would have had time to make the application, return home for his curfew and await their decision - so the bail conditions did not prevent him from applying for aslyum.

He has conducted himself in a very unbecoming manner which will make most people lose whatever faith they might have had in him - especially the people who ponied up his bail.

It looks like he has played himself just enough rope to hang himself.

Natwest, RBS: When will bank glitch be fixed? Probably not today

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First bank account

You owe me a new keyboard :D

http://xkcd.com/327/

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Re: "Vast complexity"

"An expired cert"

I read that as an expired cat!

Still, if they've run out of cheese, the mice will be running everywhere and if they've only got one cat (the rest are all in India) then I'm not surprised it's probably dead from extertion.

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Re: Senior Manglement

Unless the cleaners have been in and needed the socket for their vacuum cleaner :)

TERROR in SEATTLE: Gang of violent LEPRECHAUNS on the loose

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Re: Head wounds affect cognitive function

Unless it's an effin great spear of course

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Re: Don't fuck with leprechauns...

ummm...you have :)

Lollipop Chainsaw

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I'm outraged....porn porn attacks!? Or maybe that's just my browser font

Developers get to touch Microsoft's SmartGlass

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Re: "which lets mobile devices interact with the Xbox 360 console "in an intelligent way".

<brandishes sword>

Back under yer bridge ya varmint!

</brandishes sword>

'People should be free from Peeping Toms' snapping pics of them!

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Since when are the council empowered to tell someone to stop doing anything online? Isn't that the job of the judicial system? (i.e. prove it's illegal?)

I'm confused as to why anyone would even listen to them.

Council : "Hello little miss, I'm from the local council and you are not to put any more pictures of your cat online because the colours are all wrong and it's sitting on a bin and could easily 'fall in'."

Little miss : "Please tell me the Police case number so I can pass it on to my solicitor"

Council : "We'll let you off this time"

Alan Turing 100: Visionary, war winner ... game maker?

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"Turing placed too much faith in the power of storage over other elements – including processing, CPU speed, memory, interface and many other factors which are today still emerging from the computing crucible."

Perhaps he was thinking smarter, not harder.

Vatican subtly shifts its position on The Blues Brothers

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Sir

I have been on a mission many times in the past, the end result of which could be equated to a religious experience.

Not sure the Vatican would approve however.

Amount of meat we eat will barely affect future climate change

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Re: Who are the "western mans" anyway?

" I'm not sure what would happen to the agricultural economy if everyone switched from beef to cheese."

Double the gas output?

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Re: references, references, references ...

"less comprehension of modelling than a toad has of space travel."

The Toadassians want a croak with you.

Foxconn daddy: 'Don't buy Galaxy S III, wait for iPhone 5'

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Re: "the insufferable atmosphere in any Apple shop"

"Dixons staff are IMHO pretty crap"

Believe it or not, the store manager allowed us to get away with this because it actually taught their staff something that they didn't teach in 'Dixon's sales school' and also meant they approached customers with a 'let's find out what level of customer we are dealing with here' rather than the smug approach that they seemed to normally turn up with.

The fact that they had 20 odd different people through the door meant that the manager was bringing staff in 'for the experience' from other stores as we were not only making them a bit more humble but actually taught them a few things as well. It was all done in good taste, the fact that you failed to see the benefits to everyone in this scenario is just you projecting how you would have conducted yourself in this situation rather than me.

And I am a big man - but that's just between me and my mistress :P

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Re: "the insufferable atmosphere in any Apple shop"

"By designating their sales staff 'geniuses', Apple are differentiating them from the sort of staff found in Dixons or Currys- a necessary step, even if the method is cringe inducing."

Thanks for reminding me of the little game we used to play in Dixons at Moorgate - looking at some shiny kit like a spider in it's web. Eventually (+- 30 seconds) we would be approached by our intended victim - previous victims would obtain a suitable vantage point from which to view the ensuing carnage.

We would patiently allow the 'expert' to present the shiny kit with as much BS as they could muster. Once we felt the seam was played out we would then tear into every one of their preposterous(sp?) musings, they would usually go very red and their colleagues would be heard tittering in the background.

The store manager eventually asked us to stop after a few months and about 20 victims, but most of the people we 'scalped' considered what we did a right of passage and all in good fun.

Well, it made the lunch-times pass a bit quicker at any rate.

Turing Machine brought to life with Lego

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"letter from the Queen"

How about a posthumous pardon and an apology to his family instead?

Brit telco flagship BT joins blockade of Pirate Bay

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"In fact I have never downloaded anything from TPB but the fact that it is apparently blocked has made me inquisitive"

The Streisand effect at work :) I only mentioned it because quite a lot of posts were removed last outing for detailing work-arounds.

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Re: Sir

Ah, fair enough. BTW Englandshire isn't a real place :)

I know it isn't really particularly technical but it does get around the block with other ISP's so I would expect it to work with BT's

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Re: Sir

Sigh..

SsSsSsSsSsSsSsS

Get it yet? No, I'm not talking about a reptile house in the North of Englandshire just to get to TPB.

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Sir

to paraphrase our current Stasi student-in chief..

"It's trivially easy to work-around, but anyone doing so is obviously a criminal"

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Re: Sir

If you had read the comments on the previous article, you would know that it is, in fact, a work-around.

The clue is in the header.

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I believe the bootnote asked us not to do that Mystic :)

Samsung 830 SSD: Competition

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Re: Who the hell?

The one with the beard could pass for Lester (Tree-Hugging hippy gone to seed ) :P

Speedball 2 Brutal Deluxe

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Re: Rollerball

Was the the one where you could elbow your opponents in the face?

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Does anyone remember and old game that had you sword-fighting your opponent (you could perform a spin attack and decapitate your foe)

Wouldn't mind a blast at that again

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Great fun two-player - Seeing your mates face as you smash his goalie in the face allowing a simple score - lovely.

Ex-Soviet space gunboats to be FOUND ON MOON

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Sir

Where did they buy their massive electro-magnetic field generator to protect from solar flares?

CIOs should fear the IP police ... have your get-out-of-jail files ready

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The more complicated and cumbersome the requirements, the less likely people are to adhere to them.

I am so drowning in paperwork that it has crossed my mind to just buy a cheap banger and not tax/insure it. I wouldn't do that, but it has crossed my mind just to avoid a small mountain of paperwork - and that's just for cars!

Make it simpler and people will honor it. Make it complicated and people will just get fatigued and finally say 'fuck that for a game of soldiers - I'm off down the pub'

Ludicrously lucky teen survives spear through brain

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Re: Stick a trident in him...

Reminds me of the old Not the Nine O'Clock news sketch that went along the lines of..

"The bullet passed right through his head, missing his brain by 6 feet"

Mobile device enslavement a plague on British workers' health

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Re: Sir

Fair point Adam, I used to work that way too until I realised that I was doing on average about 50 hours a week and getting paid for 40. Come appraisal time it was never counted either.

But then it doesn't sound like you have much of a problem with it. If it doesn't bother you then great - fill yer boots, but there's nothing worse than listening to people bleat on about something they don't like day in, day out and never do anything about it.

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Re: Sir

faily daily

damn this air-con

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Re: Sir

"The current economic climate makes people feel they have to go the extra yards to keep their job"

A situation made worse by colleagues who buckle under the pressure - it makes anyone who stands up for themselves a target - which is clearly wrong. People need to grow a backbone*

If you are worried that you are being bullied out of a job because you won't perform these extra duties, make a faily record of your conversations - time, who with and general context - plus how the conversation made you feel. One or two won't make a difference, but if you have a couple of months worth of information and you get sacked for what you feel is pressure to work without recompense then you will stand a much better chance at the unfair dismissal tribunal.

People need to take a defensive stance against this kind of pressure otherwise they will end up in an early grave - and don't expect the company to be sympathetic either.

*Easy for me to say because I don't have kids and work contracts rather than permie jobs - but then again I did lose a job (and quite a bit of health) over a matter of principle so I am qualified to have an opinion at least.

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"try to take the pressure off during their actual working hours"

I know there are pressures to get more and more done, but really, how would the company feel if you started claiming money for time you hadn't actually worked? Well, guess what? It works the other way round too.

You turn up to work on time, you perform your job to the best of your ability in the time that you are paid for, then you go home. Anything else is extra.

If you have been set targets that are not achievable without working extra hours unpaid these are not SMART targets (little buzzword there for the managers).

Seriously though, people need to start taking control of their time a bit more and have a slightly smaller slave mentality. Not always easy granted, but it something to aim for.

So you wanna be a Wall Street techie? Or anyway, get paid a lot

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The more inane the questions, the more likely you get an SoR that is a PoS.

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Re: So Google has not learned from Microsoft?

Manhole covers - is it so they can't fall into their own hole?

This Old Box. And that Old Box. And that one. All of them, in fact

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"Just pony up £2.01/ $1.99"

Exchange rate scam?

Brussels could 'clash' with London over UK snooper's charter

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It's really sad that we have to rely on Brussels to try and protect our rights as individuals from our own* government.

*we might pay for the government, but we don't contribute to the parties' coffers so basically we pay for an infrastructure then someone else with a different agenda comes in to run it for us.

Ten... Father's Day gifts

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Re: Ouch these gifts are pricey

Champagne costs £200 btw

Reborn UK internet super-snooper charter to be unveiled today

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Re: Meh...

Are you for real?

Whenever I have seen a thread on "people who complain about climate science being governed by consensus" there have been a lot of varying points of view.

Consensus != brainwashed ffs.

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Re: @Nigel

I didn't say it, the current Queen-bitch-of-the-Universe said it.

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Re: Filthy, lying, cheating....

"Time to make manifestos legally binding."

Politics is the biggest area where there is no requirement that the practicitions be fit for purpose.

I reckon they should have to pass a morality test, general awareness test etc. before being allowed to even run for public office.

Working in a bank I have to pass loads of tests to prove that I know what constitutes bribery and corruption etc. so that I can spot it and report it - the general message being that it isn't acceptable. Isn't it about time we forced our SERVANTS to some level of standards?

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Re: The only explanation

Ministers come and go, the agenda remains.

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@Nigel

"VPN to overseas ISP in secrecy-friendly jurisdiction, anyone? "

I saw this on BBC news this morning and SHE (the devl) has said that whilst it's trivially easy to circumvent, anyone doing so is obviously a criminal.

Using encryption/TOR etc will become a criminal act pretty soon I reckon.

Girl Geek Dinner lady: The IT Crowd is putting schoolgirls off tech

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Re: Townley Grammar School For Girls

GrammerGrammar

Damn, I forgot the first rule of Grammar-Naziism :D

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Re: Townley Grammar School For Girls

"Grammar Schools is outdated because you actually have to deliver some academic results ?"

Are you referring to the term 'Grammar Schools' or the Grammer Schools themselves?

If the latter, then my pedantic-grammar-Nazi-irony meter just blew up :)

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Re: What about...

"Just the general level of discussion can be very dismissive of Women and aggressive towards them"

Only when they also happen to be Home Secretaries.