* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

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Sir

"I spent far too much of my time playing this over and over when it came out."

I still dig it out and play it now. I must have completed it about 10 times by now, and it was only on the last time (about a year ago) that I actually discovered the elusive 'deep lure' - I always thought it was a myth!

It was also the game that my wife would happily watch me play as it was like a movie. She was always amazed at how I could immediately work out a puzzle as soon as I walked into a room, not knowing it's all part of the 'Zelda' way :)

Windows 8? Nah: Win Phone 8 should give Apple the fear

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Re: Just a thought

Well, I didn't they didn't solve a problem, I just said that at the time that's what people were saying. Draw your own parallels.

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Re: Just a thought

"it solves a non-existent problem."

Didn't people say that about the whole tablet platform?

Do you have a sense of de ja vu?

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"The main obstacle of Microsoft being so far behind the pack, not the product itself."

Didn't they say that about the original xbox as well?

Viewsonic 22in Android 'tablet' hands-on review

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I like the resolution of that monitor, price wasn't bad either.

Regarding the 'more business oriented projectors' - why is this one called a 'Pro' then?

Health minister warns ISPs: Block suicide websites or face regulation

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Re: Will this apply to Usenet too?

Usenet isn't the www, therefore it isn't the internet. QED.

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There is an argument to be made about preventing people who are feeling depressed and vulnerable going to websites where there will be other people who encourage them off the cliff, or under the bus.

In my eyes that actually is a serious issue. Sometime people need help, not encouragement.

That said, this isn't the way to do it. Education is the best solution to this, and tell me again how much these wankers are spending on pubilc health education again? Don't they know some people are allergic to peanuts and can DIE!

Google Aurora hackers AT LARGE, launch 0-day bazookas

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Sir

El Reg is my main watering hole, if they get you then we're all screwed.

Fanboi beats 'e-trespassing' rap after using GPS to find stolen iPad

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Re: Apple design fail for wifi-only iGadgets

"Takes great effort"

What, like creating an ad-hoc network on your laptop, tethering the laptop to your (new) phone and share the ensuing internet connection with the (now) logged in iPanty?

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Mushroom

Re: Odd system

@iamafish : Since you are so happy to do so, why don't you go to the police station right now and volunteer all your details, fingerprints, DNA etc., just for their records.

If people who are happy to give away their right to privacy actually did so, there would be no need for new laws to take mine away.

Fucking mumpit.

Office 365 turns Lotus eater

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Re: I thought Lotus was dead.

Unfortunately not. I've just taken a contract at a vary large company and they run Lotus, something that I thought I'd seen the back of in the early 90's.

To be fair most of the issues I've had with it are to do with being used to the M$ way, but some little niggles just don't go away.

UK.gov's web filth block plan: Last chance to speak your brains

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Re: Thinking of the children

I rather think the point is that you don't have to apologise to the youngsters because they've mostly already been brain-washed into accepting all this crap.

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@AC:Re: @Lamont

"That's like saying putting the steamy books in their own shelf in the library is censorship because you have to go through a door."

No, putting a 'only 18's or over' notice on the front page is like putting it behind a door.

Unless by 'door' you mean 'in order to pass through it they need to know your name, address, age, direct debit details' etc.. Then also at a later date, this 'door' can have other things put behind it, and even have some 'secret' doors that no-one is supposed to know about, and of course every time you go through the door it is registered against your name, even if someone else goes through it using your IP details.

If you let them build the capability, they *will* abuse it. Counter-terrorism laws for dog-shit patrol anyone?

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@relpy

So when a member of the opposition is quoted as calling Cameron a shit sucking wind-bag, then we can take it as gospel?

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Re: Sir

Thanks Jon, that's cheered me up no end. bzzzz.

As for Cameron:

If only some bright spark could develop a filter that would turn all lies on the internet into truth, I'd vote to make *that* compulsory, I wonder what Cameron would say to that?

"The social response is not something we can leave to chance." <- pass this through the 'truth' filter and you get:-

"The social response is not something we can leave to choice."

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Sir

I don't have kids, I never plan to have kids. Why on Earth is it even a question that my internet feed should be filtered because of people who should be opting in to a service that they require (i.e. that they have kids and want their net feed filtered).

Pure laziness, that's all it is.

Climate denier bloggers sniff out new conspiracy

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Re: This just in;

Obama isn't an alien, he's a lizard. He was born on Earth though so can't be an alien.

'Picture of Dorian Gray' borrowed in 1934 is finally returned

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Re: Another vote for Wilde

"Everybody likes to mock Katie Price but she's attained a lifestyle and wealth most of us can only dream of"

She doesn't look happy though. I'd even go as far as to say she's a bit of a shrew, she's also totally arrogant and self-centered...what's not to mock?

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Joke

Sir

I also think Oscar Wilde had a better grasp of modern technology than Mr Fry.

NASA captures mind-bogglingly gorgeous solar video

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Sir

Just been reading a good book that mentions coronal flares and how if you could hang the Earth from a thread from the top of the arch it would look like a little Christmas bauble :)

Sci-Fi fans blow stacks at copybot attacks

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Sir

Anything to do with Prime?

Harvard boffins build cyborg skin of flesh and nanowires

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Re: Wrong perspective

"If 17th century Europeans could have seen what modern society looks like, they'd conclude that we'd sold our souls to Satan"

Hmm, I reckon the torture machines in the museums must be a fairly recent addition then?

Mars rover will.i.am 'cast: A depressing day for space and technology

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Re: Microphone...

"...of the Martian wind blowing"

It's been a long day, I read that as 'Martian blowing wind', which would really have been funny

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Ford Prefect wants his article back.

The Earth - Mostly harmless.

British Minister likens Anonymous to fascists and racists

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WTF?

Re: Yes, but that's not the only charge.

What's with down voting a question?

I wish El Reg would link your up/down votes to the voter, or at least make a comment as to why the up/down - I mean it's just confusing otherwise.

The original response was tantelising and vague, my question sought to clarify what was meant. Am I supposed to understand that asking questions can now be viewed with a negative slant? Is it personal? Is it the original poster who, realising he was wrong, is seeking to oppress any other posters who might highlight this fact? Is it a distraction technique to villify me whilst sketching over an over-zealous Apache helicopter pilot with white emulsion? Perhaps it was the mouse equiavalent of a typo? Who the fuck knows, and who cares right? Well, I CARE..NURSE..MEDS!!m"!"2!!1 aarrrgrhrhrghrh<end of transmission>

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Re: Anonymous - what a joke

Julian - pronounced 'Ju-lee-an' in this context of course to rhyme with Judean.

Don't have a go at me for pointing it out, some people really don't get it! Go figure.

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Re: Yes, but that's not the only charge.

"Except it wasn't the only other one, was it?"

What others do you have on your list then? I thought there were only the two elements he was wanted for questioning on.

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Re: Anonymous - what a joke

"Anonymous splitters!"

Are you the Julian people's front?

Assange calls for help from … Quakers?

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T'Internet memory

from the site : http://www.thelocal.se/search.php?keywordSearch=assange

"Swedish police reports filled with graphic details of the allegations leaked onto the Internet last week.

The police documents, viewed by AFP, contain the statement of the alleged rape victim alleging that Assange forced himself on her, without wearing a condom, while she was asleep.

The woman, identified only as Miss W, said she had had consensual sex with Assange earlier in the evening and had then fallen asleep with him, only "to wake up because he has forced himself inside of her," the report said.

"'She asked immediately: are you wearing anything?' and he answered 'you'," it added. "She told him 'You better not have HIV,' and he answered 'Of course not.'"

After that, Miss W. [b]allowed the intercourse to continue.[/b]

The faxed documents also include a forensic report on the condom used during a sexual encounter with Assange's other alleged victim, Miss A, who [b]accused him of having deliberately broken the prophylactic.[b]

The report says the [b]condom had not been cut with scissors or a knife.[/b]"

Neither of these women sound like they have been raped by any meaningful definition. In fact, people continuing to use the word are doing a dis-service to real rape victims everywhere.

The info above is from the police report remember.

RBS must realise it's just an IT biz with a banking licence

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Re: I'd like to hear more about

I can give you one example - a process so convoluted that 80% of the change raisers time is spent on navigating the multiple levels of sign-off - leaving just 20% to focus on the impact of the change.

Most of the time, if the people are good enough this is sufficient - but sometimes it isn't.

Great article btw Anna, hits all the right spots without being rabid :)

US flags from the 1970s SEEN ON MOON

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Hale-Bopp companion

Can we get NASA to turn the camera around and look out to space on it's way round?

UK Border Agency to create 'national allegations database'

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Re: Sir

Thanks for pointing that out, I didn't realise it would be necessary but it seems El Reg has been infiltrated by at least 5 farcebookers/twaterati :)

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Sir

Oh noes! the databases are coming, the databases are coming!!

BOFH: Shove your project managementry up your mailbox!

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Re: Co-incidence?

My favourite LART implementation actuality was a meter long length of undersea cabling. Very dense, and very apt for it's purposed intention.

Spy Hunter

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Sir

I was just wondering how to put the soundtrack into words :)

I also used to be crap at this game, nothing worse than running out of ammo, then the truck arrives and you bounce the fucker off by mistake...DOH!

Yes, yes, the Olympics are near. But what'll happen to its IT afterwards?

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Sir

Just because the switches are 'only' 6500's doesn't mean you can't create some decent backbone topology with them.

Just because lego* bricks are only basic little blocks doesn't mean you can't make something good** with them.

* Other construction bricks are available, presumably

** Might not necessarily be useful

New lightest-ever material: Ideal power for electric car

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Sir

Can it absorb shorter wavelengths do you think?

Streetfighter 2: The World Warrior

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Sir

Playing Ryu against my mates it ended up like a game of chess to begin with, with fireballs of varying speed making their way across the screen.

The moment someone mis-timed a response, a jump etc all hell would break loose and game over. One mistake!

It took hours of my life this game, don't regret one of them.

'Young people don't want to become like us', say IT pros

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Sir

Saw this coming in the late 90's in the networking field when the support was commoditized. Once you de-skill the lower levels (which made it ripe for off-shoring) you lose the 'rising through the ranks' skills and experience that people of my age group have.

I have spoken to firewall engineers at large blue chip companies who don't know anything about routing - even though their firewall is a router (that came as a bit of a surprise to the guy I was talking to btw - scary).

At my age, in my industry, the 'yoof' i.e. 25-30 year olds (old enough to have an education and an experience but obviously younger than my 40) should be snapping at my heels for all the jobs I go for - but they aren't - they are completely absent.

IT = Geeky and can be boring, but it can also pay well and fund my lifestyle choices and my wife hasn't had to work for money for 15 years.

Kids, they want everything but have no idea what the actually means.

UK.gov proposes massive copyright land snatch

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Sir

The frog boiling excercise notches up another degree.

Do you work in IT at RBS? Or at the next place to get hit ...?

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Re: Help your manager look good?

"And who are they going to knife first?"

The old adage eh? You don't have to run faster than the wolves, just your colleagues :)

69,000 sign petition to save TV-linker O'Dwyer from US extradition

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Joke

Sir

I have just had a great business idea!!

1. Create a website that links to the google links that link to copyrighted material whilst hosting ads

2. ...

3. Profitssss!

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Re: Extradition?

Simple solution: all he needs to do is get a minor offence recorded on his record and then he won't be on their 'no scumbags allowed' list.

At which point their logic gates should fail and their heads will finally disappear up their own arses.

Fraudsters phish for NatWest clients with 'Stephen Hester' email

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Sir

"or enter personal details after following links from such emails."

People still follow links in emails?

This is a bit like saying 'avoid STD's by wearing a condom' surely?

'Inexperienced' RBS tech operative's blunder led to banking meltdown

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Joke

Re: 5 November 2011

"The mainstream press seem to have conviently forgotten about the 5 November incident!!"

They should always remember, remember, the 5th November!!

Stonehenge WASN'T built by ALIENS - Boffins' shock claim

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Re: "Ritual significance"

"significantly longer in one dimension than the other is immediately categorized as a cult or ritual object, or a phallic object"

I fail to see how Occams razor could be a phallic symbol - that would really hurt!

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Re: Giants

"They were big, but they were dumb. Most had lost their marbles"

That would be why the pins are still standing in their ancient bowling alley! I see it all now!

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Sir

There must be more involved than just the equivalent of a 'bring your own beer' BBQ.

DDR 4 sets the pace for fast memory

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Joke

Sir

"low-power memory is important for desktop and laptop computers, it is crucial for servers."

I take it that wasn't deliberate!

Assange: Australian neglect made me flee to Ecuador embassy

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Mushroom

Re: Sir

Thanks for the additional info, especially you Matt. Not sure why you would need to use smaller words though, I think your post was quite readable.

Now take your head out of your arse you confrontational wank-stain.