* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Light ties itself in knots - spontaneously

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Re: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Open your eyes

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Joke

Re: VERY significant

"Which means the first sound was that of a cartoon pratfall."

Quickly followed by a 'shit, me nose!'

Bond's Walther PPK goes digital: A civilized gun updated

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Mushroom

Re: Look everyone

"The gun nuts have come out to play."

It's an article about guns. What exactly were you expecting Mr Unwarranted, sausages?

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Re: Meanwhile back in the real world

"Or you could have used a replica."

To be honest if I was in a position where I felt I needed to produce a gun to get me out of it, I surely would want the fucking thing to work, otherwise you'd be just as well off getting your willy out and waving it in their face.

To the OP: Glad you recognised your lack of experience with the weapon and sought training, but I don't think it's mandatory to have a psych test or even be competent to use a firearm to own one in the US. So whilst you may now have more skills and confidence (and thus are probably less likely to need to fire it in anger) there are going to be a million more tits out there without a clue packing a gun.

I have no problem with responsible people owning weapons. I don't even like my wife using my BSA Scorpio T-10 (.177 airgun for reference) ffs because she doesn't observe proper gun sense. She can't see why I go nuts when she starts pointing it at things (me, the dog) etc. even when I *know* it isn't loaded or charged etc.

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Re: Meanwhile back in the real world

" I didn't have the safety off! (And I didn't even realize it!)"

"I now carry a larger caliber revolver which doesn't have a safety, and will fire with a trigger pull."

Well done for having the nuts to pull your gun, but the can you understand why the two above statements taken from your post is quite worrying?

I love to shoot guns, but I'm glad I live in a society where it isn't the norm.

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Re: The wife's primary pistol of choice ...

"[1] I really feel sorry for you emasculated Brits."

No need. As long as we aren't involved in the criminal underground then the chances of us coming a cropper from being shot are a *lot* lower than 'masculated' Yanks.

However, we are more likely to be shot by our own police for carrying a white stick.

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Joke

Sir

Complaints about the PPK being underpowered should be put in the tray ear-marked for complaints that the starboard Nacelle's* on the Enterprise D couldn't fit properly with the collector array - certainly not when it's been modified for time travel at any rate.

*Fuktifiknow

Hackers crack Texan bank, Experian credit records come flooding out

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Sir

"Of course, the first line of defence lies with end users who are obligated to manage and protect their credentials"

'end user' - do they mean the companies that are accessing the data? This term is usually used to refer to the person who's data it is, but they can't mean that can they?

How Bodyform's farting 'CEO' became a viral sensation

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Re: Wheeeeee, SPLAT!

and if you do manage to succeed, whatever you do, DO NOT listen to anything anyone else might say at this point as it is unlikely to be constructive* :)

*The book that just keeps on giving

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Coat

Sir

Bodyform skydiving accessory to prevent whistling.

Publicity Stunt of the Week: Ten bizarre phone insurance claims

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Mushroom

Re: you might scratch the paint!

I don't usually make comments about people, but..

"I will cheerfuly put my laptop bag on the roof of a hire car while lifting things out of the boot, but would never do it to mine!"

makes you an arsehole.

Why James Bond's Aston Martin Top Trumps the rest

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Re: DB5

The only one I've ever seen in the tin was on a housing estate near St Neots ffs parked outside a bungalow.

A more incongrous sight I have never beheld, but it was gorgeous.

Sanitary towel firm's 'CEO' sets traumatised man straight

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Re: Genius

"every four weeks"

Like buggery is it.

My wife's periods are usually about 21 days apart. With a week before-hand, and a week during, this makes her human about 1 week in three.

Manchester plods cop £120k fine for USB-stick-inna-wallet data gaffe

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Sir

I wonder that anyone bothered to turn up at his house when he reported the burglary.

"Hardly worth the effort mate, they'll be long gone"

<garble farble arble>

"What's that? Serious Crime squad? We'll be right on it"

Anonymous turns on 'one man Julian Assange show' Wikileaks

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Re: @Sir

Fair point, but you also wouldn't address that room as 'Ladies' only.

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Re: Some hypocrisy?

I think I can stretch my grey matter to understand that these anons don't have the same kind of resources of say, a government - so keeping your identity a secret is their primary weapon.

After all, a secret that my government is keeping from me could have a large impact on me one way or the other, but the name of some hacker in his bedroom is of little relevance.

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Re: @Sir

"I think that Anonymous brings that reputation upon themselves and no one else."

I agree, and I also agree that there are lots of teenagers out there running scripts with no idea of what's going on under the bonnet.

Remember that anonymous isn't an organisation. There is nothing to stop me performing some online action and claiming to be a member of anonymous - that's the point - anyone can do it.

The point I was trying to make (and supported by the comments about how accountants know what the spreadsheet is doing) is that there are SOME people who claim to be anonymous who DO know what's going on under the hood of the scripts they use. So just because they might employ a script, it does not necessarily follow that they are a 'skiddie' (sounds like brown underpants to me)

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Re: Typo

"Members of hacker skiddie collective Anonymous ..."

I've often wondered about this type of derogitory statement. That some 'members' of anonymous are only capable of running scripts with little knowledge of what they do (or don't - LOIC I'm looking at you here) but that doesn't mean that just because you employ a script that you are a 'skiddie'.

If you think that's all anonymous is, then fair enough - I don't think that is the case however.

I mean, you don't imply accountants are useless because they don't write their own spreadsheets, or do you?

British car parks start reading number plates

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Re: Car parks of the future

I refer you to Dunstan's posting near the top..

"Enslavement

We will not be enslaved through coercion, but by the lure of convenience."

Hands up who thought that ANPR was only ever going to be used to catch baddies? No-one? Anyone?

Take away bad drivers' mobile phones, they still crash their cars

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Sir

"Cthululu (sans eyeball), "

Very topical

Six months under water and iPhone 4 STILL WORKS

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Re: "Immersion, lake and palm 'er" Oh God. You ought to be shot for that one Caleb!

"Immersion, lake and palm 'er"

I think that's pretty inventive, if a bit naff :D

Jaws restored Blu-ray disc set review

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Re: @Mike Bell (was: Whatever.)

I felt the same way about Swordfish and the 'This is Unix - I know this' bit in Jurassic park, but I try not to let it spoil the movie completely.

Then again I have a huge tolerance for shit films. I still watch Bad Taste every 10 years or so :)

RSA boss demands revamp of outdated privacy, security regs

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Sir

PCI-DSS compliance is supposed to be a baseline to ascertain whether you have gaping holes and are securing your data. It is not a quality assurance that the steps taken are current or the best thing to do right now - that is the responsibility of the people applying the PCI-DSS policy.

Which is great in theory.

In practice it ends up being a checkbox list and the QA is ignored.

Microsoft: Pirates at high risk of malware infection

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Re: Microsoft is part of the problem too...

I'm pretty sure I read once that MS are accepting of piracy because it means that there is ground-roots support for their product, which means when those people who were too poor/tight to pay for the OS get into a business environment the business has to use MS because it's all most people know.

Lancashire man JAILED over April Jones Facebook posts

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Re: To all the complete free speech advocates.

Posted AC, how ironic.

You do know there is a difference between being able to speak your mind and accusing people of things that are untrue?

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Sir

Compare and contrast with the current topic..

3 months suspended sentence

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Sir

"I hope the guy wins an appeal"

Unlikely since he pleaded guilty and got a third of his sentence knocked off, otherwise it would have been 18 weeks in chokey rather than 12.

Don't delete that email! Why you must keep biz docs for 6 YEARS

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Sir

You just know someone is going to store all their junk in 'the cloud' and get it lost for them.

In fact, I run my own business (technically) and all my emails are in the cloud and have been for 12 years. If my email provider loses their data storage I have no idea if my emails are backed up.

C'est la vie.

Man charged over alleged April Jones Facebook trolling

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Re: Found guilty

I really am torn about this one. That the guy is a waste of oxygen isn't in much doubt, but 12 weeks? It does seem like he posted it on his own page..

"A man who posted "despicable" comments on his Facebook page" rather than on the group page for April Jones.

Being able to charge, convict and sentence someone so quickly for sick comments is a worrying state of affairs for everyone, even if they have nothing to hide (tm).

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Joke

Re: Lynch mob mentality

I just tried to go to that link so I could be offended and report it to the Police, but it won't let me in - it appears to be password protected.

Drinking too much coffee can MAKE YOU BLIND

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Re: Oh dear

"I'm buggered.."

I only thought it made you go blind. Bugger.

Pirate Bay back online as PRQ raid target confirmed

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Re: I know I'm clutching at straws but..

I keeping forgetting that it's impossible to converse with you.

"Well, I obviously know a lot more about highly-available datacenter design than you or your mates at PRQ"

If you say so. I'm sure it's all very obvious how highly skilled you are.

"I'm sure you do if all you have worked with is the cheap end of the hosting business. "

Did you miss the bit where I mentioned that one of these instances was in BT's flagship datacenter in Cardiff? One of the others was L3 in Lehman St., London, the other L3 DC in Goswell Road has had it's issues as well. How about the C&W DC's, Tesco's DC's?

These aren't tin-pot datacenters. They haven't all had the same failures either, but they have _all_ had failures of some kind. Most of the time the ones I know about haven't even made the technical press.

"Those of us with more expensive toys to play with ask a bit more than just one feed and diesels"

You're head is so far up your own arse I expect you save a fortune on dental check-ups since you can probably see the back of your teeth.

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Re: I know I'm clutching at straws but..

" which means PRQ are actually really sh*t at hosting if one component took out their power."

Do you actually know anything about anything?

I know of several outages involving specialised power components that went bang that took out all the power in the DC AND prevented the Diesels from starting up.

One of them was right next door to a massive power sub-station and just happened to be the flagship DC for BT's 21CN network. It happens to everyone.

Pastafarians: Get your noodly appendages off that Facebook suspect

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Re: An answer to the Jesus Fish

I like it, I also liked some of the alternatives to 'the fish' design as well - however was disappointed not to see one with a line and rod (Especially liked the 'N Chips one).

All hail his noodly appendages and may his sauce spread through the universe forever.

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Joke

Sir

By-Jimminy - I think he's got it!

Too soon?

Snack-slinging robot restores faith in Yankee ingenuity

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Re: A quick search

"Shows they failed to patent this."

I think that's because it isn't their idea.

There was a Uk show (gadget geeks?) that designed and built a prototype hot-dog launcher at a speedway circuit or something. You basically texted it your seat number and it shot it at you from about 100 yards away.

Limited success :) but the idea was there.

Vote now for the ultimate bacon sandwich

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The Black, Brown and White

Is it just me or does it look like someone has taken a nutty shit right in the middle of that one?

Facebook denies Timeline publishes punters' private posts

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What goes on the Internet....

All together now..

"WE....TOLD.....YOU....SO!"

</smug non FB user mode>

40 Foxconn staff hospitalised after CAMPUS RIOT

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@AC 12:04

"Why do you want money? To get stuff.

Why do you need stuff? To get power, women, fame or all three."

You missed out some basic things, like shelter and food.

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Re: Money

Money is just a tool. Like a hammer - it has uses both good and bad.

You should probably say that Greed is the root of all evil. That is a human trait that usually has negative outcomes for someone in the equation.

iPhone queue ‘superficial and pretentious’ says queuing fangirl

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re: troll

"anyone queuing for more than 24 hours for a phone should be sterilised, although they probably wont be contributing to the gene pool anyway."

Fixed that for ya.

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Re: Sir

"How are you supposed to save for a house deposit in this situation? Must be because they are twatty."

My comments were aimed at students (or anyone really) prepared to pay a premium for the latest shiny, but then complain that they can't afford to get on the housing ladder and live at home until they are 40.

Your comment referred to a group of people struggling becuase of high tuition fees.

Two different things.

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Re: Sir

I think most people understand the issue, but to those who don't..

I used to live in a council house. My first priority was always the rent and then the bills. Then it was fags and food. Times change and the fags are gone, but mortgage is still #1. then bills.

Even though I now earn a decent rate as a contractor I wouldn't dream of blowing good money on a couple of glossy phones, like someone else said elsewhere I also drive a beaten up old car that is reliable, I don't go on expensive holidays, or if I do it's once every 5 years or so.

I see people with i-Pads, i-Phones, expensive cars/clothes etc. and when I find out what they do for a living I wonder how on Earth they can afford it when I can't. The answer is that they can't.

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Sir

When these twatty students eventually venture out into the real world and out from under the umbrella of parent sponsored roofing, they will find they cannot afford a deposit on a house.

Then I'm sure they won't be thinking 'If only I hadn't spunked $1200 on two phones'. No, I'm sure they'll be thinking 'Wow, why do deposits need to be so huge, what will the government do about it?'. If they bought it on credit, they probably won't even realise that they helped cause the larger deposit situation in their own little way.

Governments block YouTube over that video

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Re: gimme what I want.. @J1

"I said that atheism does not give you any basis for right and wrong. Nobody has yet been able to show otherwise."

No, but it does clear the way for some rational behaviour which would allow one to form ones' own opinion on such matters.

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Joke

Re: Life of Brian?!?

Life of Brian didn't mock Jesus at all, it mocked the way people behaved and elevated someone to Godhood because he lost his shoe.

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Weirdly enough

I'm Gnostic. No one seems to mention that much, which is odd becuase both Jesus and Mohammed were both Gnostics.

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Re: Have I goit the right website?

"Ah, just when I couldn't see the IT Angle, a reference to requirements documentation."

Brilliant.

If you think you are becoming a bit radical, rtfm :D

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

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Re: Emulator yes... gamepad no.

To this day I am still one bullseye from hitting the maximum on the horse-back archery. I know it's possible, so it will always give me a reason to go back and have another go. Which is no bad thing.

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Happy

Re: This game is so broken ...

"SpeedRunsLive does not support Internet Explorer.

Please view the site in one of the below browsers."

You gotta be fucking kidding me right?