* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Irony alert: Pirate Bay accuses anti-piracy group of illegal copying

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Pirate

Arghhh

Hoist with their own petard....argggh.

Canada cans net surveillance law

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Re: Bills like this are hard to kill permanently

Well said.

"Eternal vigilance"

The price of freedom - and a lot less messy than having to claw it back afterwards.

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Re: @ Kain

$deity = all powerful :. all screwed

Curiosity photographs mysterious metal object on Martian rock

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Re: I was wondering where that went ...

Sadly people in the UK have taken to calling them gas stations now..oh the horror!

Tennessee bloke quits job over satanic wage slip

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Sir

"How the hell does your God expect to do maths if you can't use half the numbers?"

If only the almighty one had said that 0 was the number of the beast - he could kept science at bay for a lot longer

Review: Living with Microsoft's new Surface Pro

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Re: Very unfortunate

People made similar arguments about MS getting in to the console market. The Surface is their foot in the door.

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Re: "Liquid Metal"

I read it that way too, which either makes you really weird, or cool - depending on which I am of course.

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Re: Battery life measured in Houses?

I dunno, I can regularly get a couple of bungalows out of my laptop.

Boffins find 17,425,170-digit prime number

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Re: Here's a fun question for you

Is that an African Integer, or European?

UK web snoop charter: Just how much extra info do spooks need?

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@Psyx

I get where you are coming from, but there are a lot of ways they can determine my innocence even if I am encrypting everything I do on the net, so I'm afraid that doesn't wash with me.

It almost seems inevitable that this kind of DPI will get in at some point, given the brainwashing that the sheeple are subjected to (and their willful ignorance) so I think the best way to deal with it is to hit them in the pockets.

I have a 10Gb limit on my connection, but I hardly ever use it all. Perhaps someone could design a little proggy that uses up all the rest of my bandwidth to create a huge amount of noise. If lots of people did it (i.e. you made it simple to do) then the costs of their storage and processing capacity will go through the roof. Comments?

BANG and the server's gone: Man gets 8 months for destroying work computers

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Re: Hmm, 8 months for that, really?

I've just watched a programme about Fred and Rosemary West.

Their first victim (who did get away to tell the police) was kidnapped, tortured and raped. They admitted guilt.

They got fined £25 quid each.

Still, a server's a server, and worth a lot more than life eh?

Web is turning us into kid-ults with no 'private identities' - report

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Re: Agreed.

Being in network security, I've had a few issues with potential employers not being able to find me on the web - at least until I point out that considering what I do for a living it makes sense not to have all my personal details online. Most of them realise the issues once they are pointed out to them, but it kinda scares me that they have to have it pointed out to them (a lot of the time I work for banks!)

Engineers are cold and dead inside, research shows

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Sir

What about those of us who started out in Electronics, but switched to computing?

Also, isn't it 'empathic' ?

Don't bother answering, I couldn't give a toss what the answer is.

NRA: Video games kill people, not guns. And here's our video game

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Re: Sir Runcible Spoon @Matt

"Still waiting for you to post an actual argument"

Argument about what exactly? I have opinions, but they're generally poorly informed so I tend not to gob-off all over the place. I usually just make comments, just chit-chat on my favourite tech-site you know?

I wasn't aware I had signed up to the net's version of Plato's philosophical debate class on current affairs.

Thanks be to <$X> for AC - I had not spotted that.

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Re: Sir Runcible Spoon @Matt

The only reason I have for disliking you Matt is because you constantly use personal insults to reduce other people's points, even when they haven't made any (such as asking a question).

There has even been the odd occasion where I actually agree with you, I just don't like the way you do it - it's demeaning (to yourself). That you don't find it so only reveals your love for the sound of your own keyboard. No-one else seems to give a shit but you keep sending it out anyway.

Are you actually trying to convince people of your point of view?

Your constant use of straw-man arguments and diatribe just makes me wish for an ignore button. You could be spouting the wisdom of Buddha for all I know, but your never going to get any kind of message across other than 'I'm a self important tit".

You are the El Reg troll and you make less sense than amanfrommars, the original.

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Re: @Matt

Fuck knows where he gets the time, just had a squiz at his profile...5090 posts since 2007!

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Re: Fatal flaw in argument

Matt, are you suggesting then that all the other road fatalities are deliberate in order to be counted? Or that all gun killings were deliberate? Perhaps you like building straw men in your spare time.

"I'm guessing there's a lot of pretence going on in your life"

Seriously, just fuck off with the personal diatribe, admittedly you are a first class troll but you are also just plain boring, you have no style.

"Please think more before tryping."

FFS :)

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Re: The right to bear arms

Couldn't the powers that be just re-interpret it to mean that everyone is entitled to own bear arms (as long as they have to collect them themselves without the benefit of firearms).

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Re: Just curious

This is rather a valid point and unlikely to get much airtime sadly.

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Re: What if?

"Okay. Knives and screwdrivers, just like cars, have uses other than killing things. Fuck."

Agreed, but can you not also pistol-whip someone into submission without killing them?

On a more serious note, I tried to buy some plastic cutlery a few weeks back at one of the self-service tills and it flagged up an alert for someone to come over and authorise it.

PLASTIC KNIVES - they don't even cut sausages, how the fuck am I going to kill someone with it? I'd be better off letting my fingernails grow, sharpening them to a point and dipping them in poison....hmmmm...

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Re: Safety tip

I thought that when I saw the picture too.

I always thought it was..

"Don't point your gun at anything you don't want to shoot"

..but I guess this wouldn't send the message they were after.

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Re: For that authentic NRA experience...

Do you get to name your gun?

This is my rifle..this is my gun..

This is for random slaughter of schoolkids...this is for fun..

Doesn't really work does it?

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Re: Video games kill people?

Dunno, but I have to wait forever for Hari Krishna's to line up properly for a big multiplier.

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@Matt

You seem to be implying that because most of us are questioning the details that we have lost sight of the larger picture.

I wouldn't hesitate to suggest that you are being artificially superior and a touch condescending.

Heaven knows what insightful posts you have made to reach silver badge level when I consider that most of the posts I see with your name on attract a large portion of downvotes.

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Re: What a bunch of fatuous assclowns

Hey, when did the NSS icon appear? Have I been in my cave that long?

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Fatal flaw in argument

Are a lot of 'fatal automobile accidents' a result of someone hitting a pedestrian with a car?

Obama calls for study into games ‘n’ guns link

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Sir

" I only played cabinet games from the eighties"

I've blown up a death star, but I seem to have misplaced my X-Wing otherwise I'd be outta here already.

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Re: White House Accused of Lateral Thinking

If only they would add films and TV into the mix, because it's all media right?

In a gun game, you usually bring your own morals (up to a point obviously - the game kind of forces you to shoot people).

In films and TV the morals of the characters are also pushed down your brain-stem - far more influential I would have thought

Playboy fined £100k by Blighty watchdog for FLASHING SMUT at kids

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Re: but why are they paying pb....

or even redtube (well named that one)

Ex-Doctor Who babe Karen Gillan touts dodgy diet pills in twit gaffe

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Re: Really? Is this the Daily Mail?

Some of us don't have twitter accounts, so we rely on the Reg to bring us all the latest fascinating tidbits from the entire world we are missing out on.

Or not. <-(Just in case you are sarcastically deficient)

Scientists spin carbon nanotube threads on industrial scale

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Re: Electrical properties

In addition to being (a bit) thinner it would certainly reduce the minimum curve radius on high speed cables presumably?

'Red October' has been spying on WORLD LEADERS for 5 years - researchers

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Re: Putin, Putin, Puddin' and Pie.

" there are no space lizards."

Nope, they were all born here on Earth

'SHUT THE F**K UP!' The moment Linus Torvalds ruined a dev's year

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Re: Not *just* a screamer

I've never even heard of an OR THEN loop. YOUR CODING SUCKS DONKEY BALLS!!1!

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Re: Most Americans can't get gobsmacked

"...because most Americans don't know what it means."

We could always teach them, literally.

Brit boffins build projectile-vomiting robot to kill norovirus

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Just as long as he doesn't want my bike.

Bringing Iron Man to life: Exoskeletons, armour and jet packs

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Re: Iron man calling his attacks

One of them is actually quite amusing though, and doesn't need to hide his identity.

Stark>Wayne

The 'Digital Economy' in 2012: A big noisy hole where money should be

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Sir

The sad truth is that this is just too complicated an issue for the average person in the street. The only people in this situation with power are those who can bring money to bear - because there just aren't enough informed individuals who care.

It's just human nature writ large on an internet tapestry - poor people get poorer, rich people get richer.

It's a shame that the upcoming generations, whilst technically savvy, have no interest in politics - they just aren't taught to think critically. I mean, tell your average 20 year old that signing up to the likes of facebook or google is effectively handing over control of their content on the internet. I predict a response along the lines of..

Meh.

Divorce lawyer spots increase in Christmas 'text message bustings'

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Re: Makes

"If you are having a divorce yourself"

My wife and I have been splitting up since we got married 10 years ago (been together 17 of the bloody things).

It's nice to dream.

Honesty and sincerity are all very well, but it can be cruel in certain circumstances and I believe we have a little lee-way in such cases - they are called 'white lies'.

Monochrome is good, there's plenty of shades to go around.

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Re: Sad?

It's sad for the person who 'finds out' about their partner betraying them, at Christmas, probably with family all around.

I'd like to raise a glass to everyone who gets shafted this Christmas - not everyone's a bastard - just most :)

PS I'm sparing a few thoughts for the poor sods who are flooded out.

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Re: Makes

'Saw you waiting, didn't like the look of you so have gone to meet someone else'

There's only one way to view this - she dodged a bullet. I mean, what an arsehole!

My wife and I have decided to have a Christmas divorce (as of Christmas Eve). We seem to be getting on really well today :D

Merry Crimbo one and all.

Baby got .BAT: Old-school malware terrifies Iran with del *.*

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Sir

These are Iranians - someone sent them a file that was 'executable' with a mouse click - of course they are going to do it! It's a lot easier than buying packet of gravel.

Vatican shrugs off apocalypse, fiddles with accounts dept

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Re: Try 2186

"But Shepard has a plan to defeat them....."

Didn't do him a lot of good though did it? At least he shot the bloke who shot him, very holy I'm sure.

Samsung: Smart TV security hole is so minor we'll fix it immediately

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Re: Insecure Wireless on 2011 Samsung Smart TV's

Where in the mess that is the menu system does it contain the option to turn this off?

" but it looks like UPnP or DLNA [Digital Living Network Alliance] issue to us"

More like a back-door wi-fi issue to me. If they can't access your network how can they slurp the data off an attached USB (unless this is a web page based malware attack?). After all, everyone NAT's to a private local network these days don't they? The only way* to connect to a device on your network is either to connect to the network itself, or hijack an outbound connection (from the TV in this instance).

*I'm assuming no-one has put any holes in their FW to allow inbound connections to the telly.

Naked Scarlett Johansson pic snatch bloke gets 10 YEARS

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Re: Interesting...

"Nighthood"

They put a hood over your head - presumably as a prelude to being dragged off in the back of a van?

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Re: Next photo series

" it's funny when you"

"When will people"

If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!

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"(I'm always willing to stretch a pun past it's breaking point)"

Don't be so negative.

NASA reveals secrets of Curiosity’s selfies

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Re: a waste of NASAs time

Out of curiosity (pun intended) what do Flat Earthers have to say on the subject of satellite television and the curvature of the Earth as seen from any high flying commercial aircraft?

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Re: Simple

How long is Rovers arm? These shots look like they were taken from quite a distance.

Is the arm in question in the composite shot? If so, explain how it could take the shots of its own appendages.

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Sir

Speaking of the bearded wonder I was watching Expendables 2 the other night, I hadn't looked at the cast list so was very surprised to see him walking down the street after saving Sly and his buddies.

It really did elicit a loud "No, Fucking, WAY!" :D Awesome.

Is it me or does his beard look like a spray tan applied through a stencil?

Schmidt 'very proud' of Google's tiny tax bill: 'It's called capitalism'

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Re: Talk about stating the obvious... @SugarBear

"are easier to hire/fire"

You sent that little tidbit off a bit lightly if you ask me. There are advantages to being a contractor (otherwise people wouldn't do it) but it isn't all tax avoidance and expenses you know.

Personally I like to take a month off between contracts, try that in a full-time job and see how popular you are. I became a contractor to avoid office politics - everyone has their own reasons.